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Northeast: My Absurd Woman
This book is for adults only; minors are prohibited from reading. The opening chapters contain a surprise! [Northeastern dialect everyday life + family drama + the youth and love of ordinary people + getting rich] Zhang Changyao married a woman with a baby bump without spending a penny, thinking it was a buy-one-get-one-free deal, but little did he know she was carrying a woman's most painful secret.
- Chapter 1 The Pregnant Bride
- Chapter 2 Another Pregnant Woman
- Chapter 3: Shameful of pulling a millstone in circles with one's bare bottom.
- Chapter 4 The Winnowing Basket That Flyed Twice
- Chapter 5 Full of Food
- Chapter 6 Differences between the Two Families of Nanbeitun
- Chapter 7 Bastards and Wildlings
- Chapter 8 You can only catch fish when the water is muddied.
- Chapter 9 The Deterrent Power of the Pig Castration Knife
- Chapter 10 The Widow Who Acted as Matchmaker
- Chapter 11 Donkeys, horses, and rotten scum all want to be fathers
- Chapter 12 My mind is in turmoil
- Chapter 13 Explanation is Equivalent to Covering Up
- Chapter 14 Zheng Meizhi's Morning Call
- Chapter 15 Knowledge from the Shit Pit
- Chapter 16 Not Looking for Two Chairs
- Chapter 17 A Man's Waist
- Chapter 18 Watching Others Poop Makes Their Anuses Irritated
- Chapter 19 Yang 5 Ni, who is energetic at night
- Chapter 20 The Mother's Brother Who Came to the Door
- Chapter 21, did it delay the important business?
- Chapter 22 The Unexpected Child
- Chapter 23 How to Get Medical Treatment Without Money
- Chapter 24 Following the Question from the Corn
- Chapter 25 Taking Advantage of Someone's Kindness
- Chapter 26 Deceiving the Breastfeeding Mother
- Chapter 27 Su Ziye Doubao
- Chapter 28 The Importance of Houses
- Chapter 29 Sauerkraut Oil-Sizzling Filling
- Chapter 30 The Belated Wedding Night
- Chapter 31 The Woman Who Gives Birth Every Year
- Chapter 32 The Widow's Newlywed Wedding
- Chapter 33 Mature Men Are Charming
- Chapter 34 Getting Flirted With
- Chapter 35 If you don't fight for two days, you'll be back in three days.
- Chapter 36 Asking for Connections
- Chapter 37 Drunken Misbehavior
- Chapter 38 Pretending to be asleep
- Chapter 39 Land Distribution
- Chapter 40 The Uses of Pig's Head Meat
- Chapter 41 A Marriage Between Heaven and Earth
- Chapter 42 Who Suffers More?
- Chapter 43 Whose Mother-in-Law Is It?
- Chapter 44 No Cursing Your Father
- Chapter 45 This is outrageous!
- Chapter 46 A little kid who's not even as tall as three blocks of tofu
- Chapter 47 Several Boxes of Golden Gourds
- Chapter 48 Self-Support Certificates and Guarantees
- Chapter 49 Buy a rope for 1 yuan
- Chapter 50 No Money, No Way Out
- Chapter 51 The Price of Lying
- Chapter 52 Five Years of Famine
- Chapter 53 The Suspected Stomach
- Chapter 54 Eats everything except people
- Chapter 55 Plague God
- Chapter 56 The Madman
- Chapter 57 The Silly Woman Waiting for Her Man to Eat
- Chapter 58 Two Choices
- Chapter 59 The Woman with the Baby
- Chapter 60: A Calculation That Prevented Poverty
- Chapter 61 A Woman Who Loves to Stir Up Trouble
- Chapter 62 A Stomach Hard Enough to Explode
- Chapter 63 A Clean Body
- Chapter 64 The Ghost's Slippery and Wicked Mind
- Chapter 65 Not giving up until they've taken everything.
- Chapter 66 Good Things Happen in the Woods
- Chapter 67 Eating salty radishes and worrying about nothing
- Chapter 68 The Hidden Dangers of Half a Basin of Donkey Bones
- Chapter 69 Women Who Don't Understand Menstruation
- Chapter 70 Meeting an Old Acquaintance
- Chapter 71 Stopping at the Last Desire
- Chapter 72 The Use of Subsidies
- Chapter 73 How could a poor person possibly give birth in a hospital?
- Chapter 74 The Clever Kid Who Can't Read a Single Character
- Chapter 75 Schemed Against by the Closest Person
- Chapter 76 The Thief Who Never Existed
- Chapter 77 Revenge from Her Maternal Family
- Chapter 78 The Father Who Was Afraid of Death
- Chapter 79 Cutting open the stomach
- Chapter 80 Let her hang herself and don't let her be saved.
- Chapter 81 The One Who Can't Afford to Lose a Knife
- Chapter 82 Leading a Good Girl into a Trench
- Chapter 83 Be a Little
- Chapter 84 Bastard
- Chapter 85 A stinky old man who can't control himself
- Chapter 86 Old flames are not strangers
- Chapter 87 The Corn That Was Choosing a Different Approach
- Chapter 88 The compromise was exposed
- Chapter 89 The curtains were drawn in broad daylight
- Chapter 90 Can anyone endure hardship?
- Chapter 91 This courtyard is unbearable to stay in for even a day.
- Chapter 92 The Fickle Women
- Chapter 93 Riverside Adultery
- Chapter 94 Afraid of Being Cuckolded
- Chapter 95 I'll beat you until you poop your pants
- Chapter 96 One person, one big mouth
- Chapter 97 Silencing the Father-in-Law Beforehand
- Chapter 98 Eating Yangshi
- Chapter 99 The Desire for Women
- Chapter 100 Good people can't live with her
- Chapter 101 More Handsome Than Everyone Else
- Chapter 102 A Master of Mourning
- Chapter 103 A Crooked and Slanted Layout
- Chapter 104 My Wife's Greed is So Strong
- Chapter 105 The old man will not die a good death
- Chapter 106 Buried Alive, One by One
- Chapter 107 Disarming the Sickle with Bare Hands
- Chapter 108 Strangle her with a rope
- Chapter 109 The True Words of a Dying Man
- Chapter 110 Unjustly Falsely Accusing an Innocent Person
- Chapter 111 No matter how cunning you are, you still have to drink my foot bath water.
- Chapter 112 Zhangzhang Furnace, Find Someone to Replace Your Father
- Chapter 113 Smearing Soybean Paste on the Edge of a Knife
- Chapter 114 The Woman Who Doesn't Recognize Apples
- Chapter 115 Stupid Among the Stupid and Stupid Among the Stupid
- Chapter 116 Chop Him Up
- Chapter 117 Kissing with your buttocks on display, not knowing whether it smells good or bad.
- Chapter 118 Hanging
- Chapter 119 Unable to Step Out of That Flooded Area
- Chapter 120 A barrage of shitty things keeps happening
- Chapter 121 Head Falls Off, Scar the Size of a Bowl
- Chapter 122 A spirited horse is easy to tame, but a tough muscle is hard to control.
- Chapter 123 Wang Fugui = A Bull in Heat
- Chapter 124 A Great Cause for the Nation, How Many Grains of Rice Can a Little Sparrow Carry?
- Chapter 125 Desperate, He Hits the Doorframe
- Chapter 126 The Suffering Father
- Chapter 127 A Woman with a Leaky Crotch Can't Cover It Up
- Chapter 128 The Way to Make Money
- Chapter 129 The Half-Dead "Paralyzed Dad"
- Chapter 130 What's with the pretense of being a scholar? When they're starving, they'
- Chapter 131 So scared that he ran around the village without wearing pants
- Chapter 132 Sleeping with a Dead Man
- Chapter 133 A scholar should not argue with a boor; he may win the argument, but he will lose the me
- Chapter 134 A Woman with No Way Out
- Chapter 135 The Last Dignity
- Chapter 136 Wiping shit
- Chapter 137 Words Too Light to Soothe a Heavy Heart
- Chapter 138 Even the most cowardly man has his pride.
- Chapter 139 Diaper Bag
- Chapter 140 Men are rakes, women are boxes
- Chapter 141 Tiger Boy, Can't Wait for People to Leave
- Chapter 142 Use people when needed, discard them when not needed
- Chapter 143 Even the most coveted delicacy will eventually turn to rotten meat if eaten by flies.
- Chapter 144 Scratching the Buttocks and Slipping Feet
- Chapter 145 Old Teeth Gnawing on a Cucumber Button
- Chapter 146 One mentally challenged father, one litter of mentally challenged mothers
- Chapter 147 A dirty, sticky little thing
- Chapter 148 Don't wait for others to realize how hard you've worked; that's something
- Chapter 149 Even the stingy rooster got a handful of feathers plucked from it.
- Chapter 150 Eating a single bean without even noticing its fishy smell
- Chapter 151 Not only do they not care about their butts, they also don't care about their shame
- Chapter 152 The poor have no right to become rich.
- Chapter 153 Suddenly, a Fire Stick
- Chapter 154 With hands inserted into the millstone, one can only push the days forward.
- Chapter 155 He's a father now, but still not serious
- Chapter 156 Disgusting Behavior
- Chapter 157 Old age makes you useless; even a broom can't keep up.
- Chapter 158 A hunchbacked man with no clue whatsoever – there's nothing to be proud of.
- Chapter 159 Dreaming of Not Wiping Your Butt After Pooping
- Chapter 160 Your father was beaten up, are you proud of that?
- Chapter 161 Not to be buried in ancestral graves after death
- Chapter 162 If you can sense something, you're not a ghost.
- Chapter 163 A desperate fight with the rotten kaba.
- Chapter 164 Like catching pigs, women are forced to undergo sterilization.
- Chapter 165 Mao Leng 3 Guang's Brother-in-Law
- Chapter 166 Falling into a Well Without Getting Hanged on Your Chin
- Chapter 167 If the roots are not right, the seedlings will not be right.
- Chapter 168 Three years to observe a father's respect for his son, three years to observe a son
- Chapter 169 1 I'll Slip You Away with That Fire Stick
- Chapter 170 Using a rice bowl to chop a big bump on the head
- Chapter 171 The most frightening thing is when my living father comes to my house.
- Chapter 172: Also Trying Salty Food.
- Chapter 173 Trying to scare the in-laws so badly they'd rip their pants
- Chapter 174 The Castrated Donkey
- Chapter 175 A Woman Like a Rotten Cabbage Sprout
- Chapter 176 If Not, Marry a Cripple, a Blind Man, or a Fool
- Chapter 177 So what if I have a bad stomach? The sky isn't falling.
- Chapter 178 A Bubble of Stool Stinks to Death
- Chapter 179 Climbing the social ladder through family ties
- Chapter 180 The Silly Girl Gets Married and Has a Child
- Chapter 181 Targeting the Heart
- Chapter 182: If your hands are covered in mud and you're reaching into your pocket, even if it&
- Chapter 183 The Lie That Was Exposed
- Chapter 184 A fool who won't make money
- Chapter 185 No one visits the temple without a reason
- Chapter 186 The Red Flag at Home Remains Flying High While Colorful Flags Flutter Outside
- Chapter 187 Big Mouth Mahjong, a Man of Discerning Taste
- Chapter 188 Whose woman went to the hospital after a miscarriage?
- Chapter 189 Bloodstains All Over the Floor
- Chapter 190 Two Wicked Children
- Chapter 191 The head and the body have nothing to do with each other
- Chapter 192 He looks respectable during the day, but reveals his true colors as soon as it gets dark
- Chapter 193 The Arrogant Monkey Who Cuts in Line
- Chapter 194 A Muddled and Blind Game
- Chapter 195 You know the sins you've committed.
- Chapter 196 The Young Man with Yellow Flowers
- Chapter 197 Unorthodox Methods to Subdue the King of Hell
- Chapter 198 already wanted
- Chapter 199 A Scheme That Goes to the Bone
- Chapter 200 Are we eating your rice or digging up your ancestral graves?
- Chapter 201 I'd Treat You Like an Ancestor
- Chapter 202 I scratch his face, you kick his leg
- Chapter 203 The Plague Can Die
- Chapter 204 A Man Who Knows How to Play Games
- Chapter 205 If the fighting continues, people will die.
- Chapter 206 A Man Like a Mud Monkey
- Chapter 207 A well-fed man doesn't care about a starving man
- Chapter 208 No Talking
- Chapter 209 Who doesn't know to apply face powder?
- Chapter 210 This life isn't even over yet, what's the point of a next life?
- Chapter 211 The more you eat, the happier you are
- Chapter 212 Nose to Nose
- Chapter 213 Telling a Lie Without Flaws
- Chapter 214 How many fingers are still usable?
- Chapter 215 Speaking Against One's Conscience
- Chapter 216 I'd rather pull a horse and kick a steed than be an ancestor to a scoundrel.
- Chapter 217 produced a pile of small bean buns.
- Chapter 218 If no one criticizes me, I'm not worthy of being called a human being.
- Chapter 219 Utterly Foolish, Doesn't Know Whether He's a Man or a Woman
- Chapter 220 Silly children and clever children are alike; both are their mother's precious darl
- Chapter 221 If you need to poop, sit on the chapter.
- Chapter 222 Too Much Dog Shit Soup
- Chapter 223 Pure and Simple Fool
- Chapter 224 Why are you asking God to swear an oath?
- Chapter 225 The Soul Hasn't Grown Up
- Chapter 226 Strange and Unusual Things
- Chapter 227 Bullying Others at Home
- Chapter 228 That's one life?
- Chapter 229 Even if the King of Hell himself delivered the chapter, he wouldn't survive.
- Chapter 230 I'm really afraid of ghosts
- Chapter 231 So frightened that his three souls and seven spirits almost jumped out of his skull.
- Chapter 232 What hard food should she eat during postpartum confinement?
- Chapter 233 I'm afraid it won't be cooked through.
- Chapter 234 So scared my crotch broke out in a cold sweat
- Chapter 235: I said it once, but people wouldn't listen.
- Chapter 236 Then it's not just one species
- Chapter 237 The Ancestral Grave Really Emerges from Auspicious Smoke
- Chapter 238 Ignoring the life or death of the little brat behind you
- Chapter 239 I wish I could stick my head in my pocket
- Chapter 240 Zhang 3 won't eat dead children; he's spoiled by the living.
- Chapter 241 Insulting him will only sully our mouths.
- Chapter 242 The Wife Who Keeps a Husband Has No Shame
- Chapter 243 He can't even live well himself, and he won't let the dead rest in peace eithe
- Chapter 244 Frozen eggplant buns in early spring won't harden.
- Chapter 245 Auspicious Smoke Emerging from the Ancestral Grave
- Chapter 246 For the sake of profit, even a face is worth less than a backside
- Chapter 247 Your dad really didn't beat you up.
- Chapter 248 Have the ability to go outside and make a living
- Chapter 249 If you're not afraid of being poisoned to death, come to my house.
- Chapter 250 Women's Work, Men's Work
- Chapter 251 Let me show you what a real plague god looks like
- Chapter 252 The wife I beat up, the dough I kneaded
- Chapter 253 Even eating shit can't keep up with the time it's hot.
- Chapter 254 An Irresistible Impulse