Northeast: My Absurd Woman

Chapter 253 Even eating shit can't keep up with the time it's hot.



Chapter 253 Even eating shit can't keep up with the time it's hot.

Han Liqiang never expected Zhang Changyao to make him cry. He stopped hitting the axe in his hand, not knowing what to do.

"Han Liqiang, you don't know what's good for you. My Zhang Changyao was just trying to persuade you."

He thinks he's someone important all the time, carrying around a butcher knife and making a racket.

They've forgotten how poor they were back then, kneeling at my doorstep for three days straight, not sleeping a wink, until they fainted.

"If my fourth sister hadn't secretly run away with you here, you wouldn't even have had a chance to eat shit before it was warm, and you wouldn't have the family fortune you have now!"

Yang Wuni, holding Yang Juhua's youngest child, stood inside the door scolding Han Liqiang.

"Wu Ni, I remember all the kindness of your fourth sister, I've never forgotten it."

I just can't stand seeing her sleepy and dazed all the time.

If she were like you, how could I possibly criticize or scold her?

Han Liqiang pushed the donkey over and laid out the wooden planks.

He carried the halved pork and Zhang Changyao upstairs, appeased Yang Wuni, and pushed the cart out of the yard.

"Scales, don't forget." Yang Juhua was holding a cardboard box.

Place the iron scale and account book on the backward-facing donkey, under the pork.

"Hmph! You know nothing. Have you forgotten how you were cursing my sister like a rotten fart?"

Fourth sister, if he dares to scold or hit you again, you should fight him back just like I did.

"Or we could take advantage of his inattention, knock him unconscious, tie him up, and beat him."

Yang Wuni followed Yang Juhua into the house, standing up for her.

"Wu Ni, your fourth brother-in-law has it tough too. I'm raising a few children and can't help him much."

He went out to collect pigs alone in the middle of the night, and had to unload the truck himself when he came back.

They have to get up at three or four in the morning to slaughter pigs, and then stand all day selling pork.

It's normal for someone to become irritable after staying up all night, just like a bright, dark lamp.

I'm sleepy too, but at home, at least I can doze off for a while, which is better than him.

Yang Juhua took the baby from Yang Wuni's arms, lifted one side of her coat, and began to breastfeed the baby.

Zhang Changyao, who was following behind, immediately stepped back and helped Han Wu sweep the outer room.

"Fourth Sister, I also want to slaughter pigs and sell meat. Could you ask your husband to teach Zhang Changyao?"

Yang Wuni glanced at the outer room, making sure Han Wushi wasn't at the door, and whispered to Yang Juhua.

"Wu Ni, can your brother-in-law slaughter pigs?" Yang Juhua frowned.

"Fourth sister, my son Zhang Changyao is going to be a substitute teacher after the New Year."

I figured I couldn't just sit idle, so I thought I'd kill the pig and then sell the meat from a donkey cart.

We won't come to town to sell, and we won't compete with my fourth brother-in-law. We'll just go to the village to sell before the New Year."

Knowing her fourth sister's concerns, Yang Wuni explained the situation clearly first.

"Wu Ni, your fourth sister is telling you, your fourth brother-in-law doesn't teach anyone."

Fourth Sister tells you, there's no trick to slaughtering pigs.

As long as you can be ruthless enough to kill the first pig, you can gradually figure out how to do the rest.

If all else fails, find a local butcher to help you and buy him a pack of cigarettes.

This is something that comes down to practice makes perfect; no matter how much someone teaches you, you won't get it if you don't practice yourself.

Yang Juhua tugged at Yang Wuni, whispered into her good ear, and told her about the precautions to take when slaughtering a pig.

"Fourth Sister, I'll head back now. Take good care of yourself."

If he dares to bully you again, come to my house, I'll back you up.

Not wanting to make things difficult for Yang Juhua, Yang Wuni could only leave Yang Juhua's house in a huff.

"Wu Ni, let's not slaughter pigs anymore, it's too scary to look at. I'll be a substitute teacher, you can farm, isn't that the same thing?"

Zhang Changyao had second thoughts the moment he saw the butcher's knife.

He already regretted it and planned to persuade Yang Wuni to give up the idea.

"Zhang Changyao, it's winter now, we can't make popcorn, what am I supposed to do?"

Since it's winter and pork prices aren't too high, why not give it a try?

"We'll talk about it when we're farming. If slaughtering pigs makes a lot of money, I'll hire people to farm."

Once Yang Wuni has made up her mind, nothing can change it.

He fiddled with the newly bought pig-slaughtering knife in his hand, examining it curiously from all angles.

"Wu Ni, I think you were born into the wrong family. You look like a fairy, but you have the ambition of a grown man."

What woman is like you, getting excited at the sight of war and having her eyes light up at the prospect of making money?

Making money is a man's job; what are you, a woman, doing getting involved?

Zhang Changyao covered his hands with his sleeve, took the pig-slaughtering knife from Yang Wuni's hand, and stuck it into the gap in the carriage floor.

"Zhang Changyao, you're wrong. Living together is a matter for two people."

No matter how capable or how much money a man can make, he can't compete with women, the elderly, and children who do nothing.

Men earn money, and women don't sit idle either; they earn some pocket money.

Only in this way can the family save money to buy necessities for daily life and support the children's education.

I want my future children to be as cultured as you and Liao Zhi.

Make sure they are well-fed, watered, and clothed, just like the children in town, whose clothes are unpatched.

Each person has a bicycle, and the ribbons come in all colors.

"My son is getting married, and I want to build him a new house, with everything he needs for daily life."

Yang Wuni became more and more excited as she spoke, and was so excited that she wanted to stand up.

"Wu Ni, your goal is a bit too big. Let's not try to get rich quick."

Our family now consists of five people, five mouths, and five stomachs.

What we need to do now is to feed these five bellies.

"As long as there are no major disasters, just live a peaceful and uneventful life."

Zhang Changyao pulled Yang Wuni, who was kneeling, over and sat her on his lap.

In her own yard, Miao Yu stood with her hands behind her back, watching several old hens scratching for food in the snow.

Hou Jiu held the book Zhang Changyao had given him and followed closely behind.

"Miao Yu, how did you resolve Zheng Meizhi's matter?" Zhang Changyao asked Miao Yu as he tied up the donkey cart.

"Oh? It's alright now. Hou Liping has persuaded Hou Da Yanjing's family."

They are treating Zheng Meizhi and the children very well now, and they have also written a guarantee.

It's just that Hou Da Yanjing himself wasn't in a good mood, which is understandable.

Unlike the old society, where being castrated didn't guarantee a job in the palace and a life of luxury, this was a different story.

He's lost two precious treasures for nothing, and he probably won't be able to get over it for a while.

I told Hou Liben to go to his brother's house whenever he had time and keep an eye on Hou Da Yan.

According to Wai Bozi, he wanted to live with Zheng Meizhi, and Zheng Meizhi did not object.

I'm not in a position to comment on their complicated relationship.

"As long as Zheng Meizhi and the child are alright, I've completed my mission."

Miao Yu sighed and went inside to get her clothes and hat.

"Xiao Jiu, you drive the donkey cart to take Director Miao back to his village. When you come back, walk slowly."

Zhang Changyao glanced at Hou Jiu, who seemed to be doing nothing, and then untied the reins of the donkey cart and handed them to him.

"Zhang Changyao, take me home. I have something to say to you privately."


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