Northeast: My Absurd Woman

Chapter 61 A Woman Who Loves to Stir Up Trouble

Zheng Meizhi was just happily munching on some snacks.

When he saw Yang Wuni take out a piece of candy and give it to Mendun, his expression immediately changed.

Liu Manzhuo, Yang Li's wife from the east courtyard of Zhai Qingming's house, came over to chat with Yang Wuni.

Liu Manzhuo is of medium height, thin, with a round face, big eyes, and a small pout.

Standing next to Zheng Meizhi, they look like a horned melon and a pumpkin.

"Changyao's wife, Zheng Meizhi is right."

What I know is that you are fond of the child brought by Zhai Qingming's wife.

Anyone who didn't know better would think you're showing off your wealth to us neighbors!

Liu Manzhuo spat out the husks in his mouth and chimed in Zheng Meizhi's defense.

Yang Wuni was about to open her mouth to argue with the two women.

Zhang Changyao, who had just come over, covered her mouth and pulled her aside.

"Wu Ni, today is Qingming's wedding. We're here to give a gift, not to cause trouble."

Zheng Meizhi and Liu Manzhuo are immature and don't know any better; we shouldn't follow their example.

Just pretend there were two mad dogs barking. If we ignore them, they'll stop barking.

Zhang Changyao's original intention was to subdue Yang Wuni, but Liu Manzhuo overheard what he said.

"Zhang Changyao, who are you calling a mad dog? Can't you even speak human language?"

Liu Manzhuo chased after Zhang Changyao, wanting to give him an inside story.

"Yang Li's wife, don't go looking for trouble. I was just using an analogy and I wasn't targeting anyone."

It's almost time to eat, so don't make things unclear.

You know who I'm talking about. If we really get into a serious argument, neither of us will look good.

Today at Qingming's house, I apologized to you. If you take advantage of this, please do so.

Then don't blame me for starting to curse like you old women.

Zhang Changyao was chased away by Liu Manzhuo and had nowhere to go, so he leaned against the corner of the wall and tried to defend himself.

Yang Wuni followed behind, not daring to interrupt, afraid that if she got involved, things would get out of hand.

"Zhang Changyao, you better watch your mouth from now on."

If you dare to make any more veiled accusations, I'll scratch you into a bloody mess.

Seeing that Zhang Changyao had backed down, Liu Manzhuo decided to stop while he was ahead and went to help in the basement of the outer room.

"You just let him yell at you like that, you're such a coward."

If it were me, I'd slap him across the face and make him spew filth all over his face.

Zheng Meizhi, who was following behind Liu Manzhuo, saw that the fight had not started.

Unwilling to accept this, they followed Liu Manzhuo and instigated him.

"Zheng Meizhi, don't you feel bad about slapping Zhang Changyao across the face?"

Liu Manzhuo put down the dishes he was holding, leaned close to Zheng Meizhi's ear, and deliberately spoke loudly.

Standing beside the two people, Yang Wuni, who was scooping stew with a spoon, was so angry at these words that her hands trembled.

"Zhang Changyao is such a heartless little devil. I could be a thousand times better to him and he wouldn't even know it."

He treated this found-out woman like a treasure; I wonder if he'd gotten his head stuck in a door.

"Zheng Meizhi, I've discovered that all men these days are fucking sluts."

The more someone brings another person's child, the more he admires that person.

On the contrary, he wouldn't even glance at a woman like me, the one who bears his children.

Liu Manzhuo glanced at his man, Yang Li.

Yang Li is the village's team accountant and can be considered an educated person.

He was a decent-looking person, of medium height, with a round head and a short haircut.

Big eyes, small nose, small mouth, and dark brown skin.

He didn't want to pay any attention to his woman, Liu Manzhuo; he couldn't afford to offend her.

This Liu Manzhuo is the kind of person who can stir up trouble even when there's nothing wrong.

If something happens, it becomes a huge deal once it's mentioned in her mouth.

Yang Li rarely talked to Liu Man about matters at the brigade headquarters, fearing she might cause trouble.

Yang Li didn't say anything, so Liu Manzhuo just guessed, and what he said was quite rambling.

Anything that comes out of her mouth, she claims is something Yang Li told her when he came back.

This led everyone in the brigade headquarters to believe that Yang Li was loose-lipped and told his wife everything.

"A whole table full of food, you should be content! I think your Yang Li really likes you."

At least he tells you everything, unlike our Ma Pengsheng.

All they know is what happens on the kang (heated brick bed), but they can't even kick it properly.

Zheng Meizhi thought everyone was better than Ma Pengsheng, and she would praise any man who was from another family.

"Wife born in a shed, how can you tell who you're talking to about what happens between you and your husband on the kang (heated brick bed)?"

You can't even make a sound when you kick it? How can you even say that?

"If you're doing *that* while you're farting, don't you find it smelly?"

Zhao Xiulan couldn't stand Zheng Meizhi saying that the horse stable was not good, so she came over to talk to Zheng Meizhi.

"Aunt Xiulan, Meizhi, we were just talking about something strange, not that having a child in a shed is bad."

Seeing Zhao Xiulan's cold face and Zheng Meizhi's silence, Liu Manzhuo offered an explanation for her.

"Meizhi, it's fine for a few women to chat together normally."

Every woman should know how to save face for her man.

You don't even care about your own man's reputation, but you treat him like a doormat to other people.

If you don't tell me, how will anyone know if things are good or bad in bed?

Every day you live, you have to act like a wife.

I was thinking of buying you two some yarn to knit sweaters and trousers.

"It seems you don't need it, so I'll have Pengsheng knit it himself?"

Seeing that Zheng Meizhi was pouting and wouldn't look up, Zhao Xiulan decided to teach her a lesson.

"Xiulan's mother, I just can't keep my mouth shut."

I will never say anything bad about greenhouse production again. I apologize to you now.

How cold will I be if you don't knit me sweaters and long johns?

"I'm freezing! Who's going to take care of your son, Pengsheng?"

When Zheng Meizhi heard that there were new sweaters and long johns, her attitude immediately changed.

She leaned over and hugged Zhao Xiulan's arm, starting to act coquettishly.

"Alright! I'll go to town tomorrow morning to buy yarn for you. You can pick whatever kind you like."

Seeing that things were going well, Zhao Xiulan pretended to forgive Zheng Meizhi and patted him on the head.

Yang Wuni pursed her lips and went to the room of the new bride, Liu Fengying.

Liu Fengying was playing with Mendun when she saw Yang Wuni come in.

So I moved her things around to make room for her to sit.

"Qingming's wife, what did you feel when you were pregnant?"

Seeing that no one was around, Yang Wuni lowered her head and asked Liu Fengying in a low voice.

"Changyao's wife, my name is Liu Fengying, you can just call me Fengying."

"Aren't you about to give birth? What's wrong? Feeling unwell?"

Liu Fengying looked at Yang Wuni's big belly and didn't quite understand what she meant by asking that question.

"Fengying, my name is Yang Wuni, you can just call me Wuni."

To tell you the truth, my big belly is a problem, not because I'm pregnant.

I haven't had my period for the past few months, and I've been feeling nauseous.

I was scared, but I didn't know to ask anyone.

You've had children before, you have experience, and I see you're doing quite well, so I thought I'd ask you. I can't tell anyone else, so I thought I'd ask you.

Yang Wuni glanced at the door again to make sure no one was coming in before asking the question that was on her mind.