Northeast: My Absurd Woman

Chapter 208 No Talking

Guo Erluzi excitedly paced back and forth on the ground floor, asking Zhang Changyao a question, but seeing that he didn't answer, he could only continue circling on the ground floor.

Zhang Changyao wasn't ignoring the question; he simply didn't know how this had happened.

He didn't know why Yang Wuni would say such a thing, and he didn't dare to say anything recklessly, for fear of ruining Yang Wuni's plans.

"Is that donkey pulling the millstone underground waiting to eat at my house?"

Hurry up and go home to catch chickens! We still have five, but we're short five chickens.

Without ten chickens, my daughter Wu Ni and Xiao Wenda wouldn't be able to eat eggs every day.

If you can't eat eggs every day, then I can't tell you that Zhang the carpenter's daughter can marry you.

Who knows, maybe one day that girl will change her mind, and then you'll really be a scumbag who picks up women's trash!

Liao Zhi felt annoyed as he listened to Guo Erluzi trudging along the ground.

I was thinking of getting rid of him as soon as possible, and making him move his potatoes around like a ball.

As for wanting chicks and the matter of Zhang the carpenter's daughter, he also went along with Yang Wuni's version of events.

"Yes, brother, you're right, this matter can't be delayed any longer."

I'll go home now and discuss it with my mother. Who knows, maybe I can even marry my older brother together."

Guo Erluzi swung his arms, grinning from ear to ear as he left Zhang Changyao's house.

"Liao Zhi, Liao Zhi, it's one thing for Wu Ni to talk nonsense, but why do you say the same thing as her?"

That Guo Erluzi is no ordinary person; he beats his father like kicking a potato.

"You two are really giving me a lot of trouble. Now just wait and see if they'll turn our house upside down!"

Zhang Changyao collapsed onto the kang (a heated brick bed), resting his head on his arm, and stared blankly at the sand beneath Liao Zhi.

"Zhang Changyao, stop digging in the sand and hurry up and get some firewood to heat the kang (heated brick bed)."

Yang Wuni was overjoyed, as if she had found a treasure. Ever since Guo Erluzi left, she had been smiling nonstop.

"I'm not going. You can do all the work yourself. It'll save you from being bored and causing trouble for our family with that old car."

Zhang Changyao buried his head in his armpits, ignoring Yang Wuni.

"Zhang Changyao, you coward, what are you afraid of? If I hadn't copied the score, would I have said that?"

Everyone knows that Zhang the carpenter's second daughter likes Guo the donkey.

Only Guo Erluzi and his family pretend to be ignorant all the time, don't interact with others, and don't know anything.

I just took the opportunity to swindle him a little something, look how scared you are.

Yang Wuni poked Zhang Changyao's buttocks with a fire poker to make him get up.

"Wow...it really is true? My goodness! Isn't this like getting something for free?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Changyao immediately sat up, pulled Yang Wuni, who was standing by the edge of the kang (a heated brick bed), into his arms, and kissed her.

"Hey! Zhang Changyao, you have another grown man next to you? What's wrong? Don't you see me as a human being?"

Hearing the "smack" sound of the two kissing, Liao Zhi, consumed by jealousy, reminded Zhang Changyao.

"Liao Zhi, it's not that I don't treat you like a human being, it's that I treat you like a god."

You're such a handsome guy, the only thing you can move is your tongue.

Having cultivated a pure and desireless mind for several years, how could I possibly have any thoughts about worldly affairs?

Zhang Changyao stroked Liao Zhi's beard, then got up and pulled Yang Wuni out of the house.

"Alas! Who in this world does not yearn for the mortal realm? To claim celibacy is merely a lie. One day, a great roc will rise with the wind, daring to rival King Zhou in his depravity."

A tear slid down Liao Zhi's cheek and landed on the pillow.

After dinner, everyone went back to their own rooms.

Yang Wuni fed Xiao Wenda milk early and coaxed and patted him until he fell asleep.

She felt bad after rejecting Zhang Changyao that morning.

Women shouldn't reject a man's advances, especially since Zhang Changyao was worried about getting hurt.

Zhang Changyao was different from Yang Wuni; he had more worries in his heart, and his crotch was more important than his own life.

"Zhang Changyao, weren't you going to test if it was broken? Why aren't you moving?"

Seeing that the child was sleeping soundly, Yang Wuni quickly crawled into bed to wait for Zhang Changyao.

Zhang Changyao had never received this kind of treatment before, and he never expected that Yang Wuni would take the initiative to "one, two, one" with him.

He sat on the edge of the kang (a heated brick bed) for a moment, pretending to be an innocent young man, blushing and too embarrassed to get into bed.

Hurry up, I'm exhausted from not sleeping all day and night.

Yang Wuni pulled back the covers and looked at Zhang Changyao with a worried expression.

"Wu Ni, if I can't be with you anymore, will you still want to live with me?"

Zhang Changyao looked down at himself, his expression panicked as he clutched his clothes and asked Yang Wuni.

"You can't just live like that, what are you thinking?"

At worst, we can get Wenda back from Liao Zhi. Why is not giving him back related to whether we can live together or not?

"With the current family planning policy, people are only allowed to have one son and then can't have any more children. Does that mean people can't live their lives?"

Yang Wuni saw that Zhang Changyao was dawdling and didn't want to get into bed.

He also said some nonsensical things, so I got a little angry and turned my back to him, ignoring him.

"Wu Ni, even if a couple doesn't have children, they still have to do 'one-two-one.' It's not that they do 'one-two-one' just to have children."

Zhang Changyao explained to Wu Ni that he knew his silly wife hadn't figured things out yet.

"If a man doesn't want to have children, why would he do 'one, two, one'? Is there something wrong with him?"

Wouldn't it be better to use that energy to do more work, to hoe a few more furrows of land?

If you think like them, I'll "snap" you.

Go to sleep. Talking nonsense about not having children just shows a lack of energy.

Yang Wuni went back to her bed, with her back to Zhang Changyao.

Zhang Changyao took off his clothes, crawled into bed, thought for a while, then lifted Yang Wuni's blanket and crawled in as well.

"Zhang Changyao, keep it down, don't wake the child up."

Yang Wuni tilted her head to look at Xiao Wenda, who had his lips covered, and reminded Zhang Changyao with concern.

Zhang Changyao, who had been perfectly normal just moments before, was startled by Yang Wuni's words.

He immediately "surrendered" and fell down next to Yang Wuni, looking at her with a mournful face.

"What? Are you angry?" Yang Wuni asked Zhang Changyao blankly, not knowing what was going on.

"Yang Wuni, are you being sincere? Why did you suddenly blurt out that?"

Why say it now or later? Just say it whenever you feel like it.

From now on, when you count "one, two, one," you shut your mouth and don't let out a single fart.

In utter despair, Zhang Changyao pulled up the blanket and covered his head with it.

He knew he was indeed sick, and he was extremely worried. He started sobbing in his blanket.

"Zhang Changyao, why are you taking your anger out on me? I'm not mute, why can't people speak?"

I'm going to tell Liao Zhi right now to give Wenda back to us, so that we won't have to keep doing "one, two, one" anymore once we have a child.

That way you won't dislike me and scold me like you would your children.

It's like I have to have a baby with you on a strict "one-two-one" basis.