Northeast: My Absurd Woman

Chapter 213 Telling a Lie Without Flaws

Miao Yu was talking so much that foam was coming out of her mouth, but Yang Wuni wasn't interested at all.

"Yang Wuni, why don't you care about your own man's affairs, you old woman?"

Miao Yu poked Yang Wuni's shoulder with her finger, somewhat disappointed.

"Director Miao, I'm so tired from working all day that my whole body aches. I don't have the mind to think about Zhang Changyao's past philandering."

As long as we're doing well now, that's enough. The past is all in the past; you'd have to be incredibly bored to think about it.

Let alone Zhang Changyao's past relationship with Sister Lin Qiu, even if it's just him and Sister Lin Qiu, it's none of my business whether they're like him and Zheng Meizhi.

If they don't mind that I'm a "plague god" that everyone hates, what right do I have to look down on them?

Not to mention the past, even in the future, if he takes a fancy to someone else, tell me and I will make room for him.

Now that I have a child, Liao Zhi, and my uncle, I can live a better life than before, and I have something to look forward to.

My uncle told me not to do things the way I used to.

It depends on how well I can live my life in the future.

Yang Wuni sighed and opened her eyes, which were already drooping.

Miao Yu stopped talking and blinked at Fang Ba. Taking this opportunity, Yang Wuni quickly closed her eyes and went to sleep.

Hearing Yang Wuni snoring, Miao Yu couldn't help but have wicked thoughts.

Under the moonlight, she tiptoed past Yang Wuni's feet to Zhang Changyao's side.

Zhang Changyao was already having trouble sleeping because of something on his mind, and he was startled by this sudden "thing".

Miao Yu nudged Xiao Wenda and was about to lift Zhang Changyao's blanket.

Zhang Changyao turned pale with fright, rolled over, and grabbed the edge of the kang (a heated brick bed) with both hands and pulled hard.

He jumped off the kang (a heated brick bed) and landed heavily on the ground.

It slammed its face into the ground with a "splat," then bit into a mouthful of yellow dirt, delivering a truly spectacular dog poop.

The torn underpants didn't come out with him; they remained in bed.

Zhang Changyao, with his bare bottom exposed, didn't care about looking ugly.

He grabbed his blanket, covered his bottom, and yanked open the door to escape.

"Who is it?" Liao Zhi was still listening to the radio when he heard someone open the door and asked alertly.

"Liao Zhi, it's me. I came to sleep in your room. I'm not used to sleeping on the same kang (heated brick bed) with a woman I don't know."

Knowing that Liao Zhi couldn't see him, Zhang Changyao spread the quilt on the kang mat and got into bed.

Because he squeezed in so quickly, the barbs on the kang mat mercilessly pricked his tender buttocks.

"Hiss!" Zhang Changyao gasped, sat up, and twisted his buttocks to pull out the thorns.

"Zhang Changyao, you're not wearing pants, did you do something wrong?"

Let me warn you, kid, Wu Ni is no different from other women.

If you wrong her, she might actually kill you with a kitchen knife.

Wu Ni has no way out; you know that better than I do.

Liao Zhi had sharp ears; he recognized the sound as Zhang Changyao's buttocks scraping against the kang mat.

His cold tone carried a hint of sympathy for Yang Wuni.

"Liao Zhi, I didn't do anything wrong to Wu Ni. I'm just not used to sleeping on the same kang (heated brick bed) with a woman I don't know well."

Zhang Changyao pulled the thorn out of his buttocks and grabbed Liao Zhi's floral pants from the kang (a heated brick bed).

Ignoring the fact that his pants were still damp, he hurriedly put them on.

He would never tell Liao Zhi what Miao Yu had done to him.

Judging from Liao Zhi's attitude towards Miao Yu, he knew that Liao Zhi did not reject Miao Yu.

How could he bear to extinguish the hope that Liao Zhi had just begun to have?

I just had a close call; my heart was pounding so hard it felt like it was going to jump out of my chest.

He never expected that Miao Yu would be such a powerful and influential woman.

They were so despicable as to dare to do something like that on someone else's kang (heated brick bed) in front of their wife.

He couldn't understand how Miao Yu, who was so arrogant when she was in school, had become like this.

Even the deepest abyss cannot compare to the unfathomable depths of this woman's heart.

Before dawn, Miao Yu dressed quickly and pushed open the door to come in.

"Zhang Changyao, move over there a bit, your wife's snoring is too loud."

"If I had known it would turn out like this, I should have slept in this room with Brother Liao Zhi."

Miao Yu pushed Zhang Changyao and squeezed herself down between Zhang Changyao and Liao Zhi.

"You don't need to cook, why are you up so early? Go back to sleep a little longer."

Zhang Changyao threw off the covers, climbed out of bed, and got out of bed barefoot.

"Hey! Zhang Changyao, I didn't realize you were dressed so flashy."

Miao Yu saw that Zhang Changyao had pants to wear and laughed at him in disappointment.

His hopes of seeing Zhang Changyao do a naked split were dashed, and he couldn't help but purse his lips.

He sat next to Liao Zhi and talked to her about her childhood.

Zhang Changyao went back to the house and sat on the kang (a heated brick bed), not even bothering to wipe the dirt off his feet.

Before Yang Wuni woke up, he wanted to change his underpants back into their original shape.

He picked up the underpants and looked at them, then could only sigh, shake his head with a wry smile.

The underpants were torn apart, becoming two separate legs.

Zhang Changyao held the underpants in his hand and stared at them blankly for a long time, but couldn't come up with a solution, so he had no choice but to put the underpants under his pillow.

Just as the sun peeked out from behind its orange-red cradle, Yang Wuni was awakened by Xiao Wenda's cries for milk powder.

After feeding Xiao Wenda, Yang Wuni noticed that Zhang Changyao was sleeping under the covers.

"Hey! Hey! Zhang Changyao, where's your blanket?"

Yang Wuni looked around but didn't see Zhang Changyao's blanket. She wanted to wake him up and ask him what was going on.

"Ah? Ah! I... I couldn't sleep soundly in this room, so I took my blanket and went to sleep in that room."

Miao Yu got up just now to chat with Liao Zhi, so I came back.

"It was cold in the house when I got up early, so I left the blanket for Miao Yu to cover her legs." Zhang Changyao told the lie flawlessly.

"Then why are you wearing Liao Zhi's floral pants? Where are your own undershirts?"