Northeast: My Absurd Woman

Chapter 241 Insulting him will only sully our mouths.



Chapter 241 Insulting him will only sully our mouths.

Sui Yumi was engrossed in her scolding and didn't notice Yang Wuni's hands behind her back, while the crickets chirped incessantly.

Yang Wuni took advantage of the fact that Sui Yumi's attention was focused on cursing Zhang Changguang.

He grabbed her hair with one hand and stuffed a hard dog poop peg into her mouth with the other.

Then he covered her mouth with his hand to prevent her from pushing the dog poop out with her tongue.

"Yang Wuni, what did you give me to eat?" Sui Yumi asked Yang Wuni, making muffled noises.

"Sister-in-law, didn't you spew filth at me? I'll let you spew your fill."

"Try this and see if it tastes right. Is it the same poop your aunt's dog had this morning?"

"Ugh... ugh..."

Upon hearing that the corn was dog poop, Sui Yu immediately felt nauseous and vomited.

The people inside the room all watched intently, and no one dared to go up and pull Yang Wuni away.

Yang Wuni did not let go; she tilted her head back, suppressing her nausea.

Only after swallowing everything in his mouth with corn did he go to the washbasin to wash his hands and rub them.

"Sister-in-law, every time you come to Brother Guanshu's house, I'll feed you dog poop."

"If you want to eat, and haven't had enough, just come to his house. Do you think he can protect you then?"

After washing her hands, Yang Wuni came over to talk to Sui Yumi.

"Changyao's wife, you're no good. You're not a woman, you're a shrew."

"My relationship with Suiyu is about her liking me and me liking her. What business is it of yours?"

Seeing Sui Yumi being wronged, Guan Shu couldn't help but scold Yang Wuni.

"Big brother, wait here, I'll go find you a piece of dog poop too."

That way, you and Suiyu will both smell the same, saving us from disliking each other when we kiss.

Yang Wuni really wanted to go out and look for Guan Shu, but Zhang Shuhua quickly stopped her.

"Hey bro, you wouldn't listen to your mom, how about now? You really want to eat dog shit, huh?"

If Wu Ni really feeds you dog poop, you can forget about living in this house.

Zhang Shuhua kicked Guan Shu, telling him to quickly back down.

"Pah! Mother, you only protect your own family. Look at your brother, with his few beastly sons, he's about to ransack our house and you don't care."

If you don't kick them out, you're not my mother.

I'm not staying in this house anymore. I'm taking Suiyu with me and leaving, far away from you all.

Seeing that Zhang Shuhua could control Yang Wuni, Guan Shu began to act recklessly.

He spat at Yang Wuni with his crooked mouth, trying to blackmail Zhang Shuhua by threatening to run away from home.

"Guan Shu, you're right. As long as we're together, anywhere can be home, even if we leave here."

After vomiting enough, Sui Yumi looked at Guan Shu with a wronged expression and cried as she spoke to him.

"Look at Brother Guanshu, his legs aren't even on the same length, and he still ran away from home?"

"If you two leave our village, no one will give you food, and you'll starve to death in just a few days."

"Yang Wuni, you'd better kill me today, or I'll come to the Guan family and live with Guan Shu."

I don't mind what he looks like, I'm just proud of his lame and blind body, to make you all furious.

Yang Wuni poked Sui Yumi on the forehead with the stick in her hand, and Sui Yumi shook her head to avoid it.

He didn't dare to verbally abuse Yang Wuni, but he wouldn't back down in the slightest.

"Is that so? Let's see if Guan Shu dares to take it. If Guan Shu doesn't dare to take it, your arrival will be useless."

Yang Wuni had a new idea and walked over to Guan Shu.

He kicked off Guan Shu's shoes and then smacked him on the sole of his foot with the stick.

"Ah! Yang Wuni, you came to find me with Yumi, why did you hit me?"

Guan Shu pulled his lame leg back, preventing Yang Wuni from hitting him again.

"Big brother, come here and pull his leg out for me." Yang Wuni turned around and glanced at Zhang Changguang.

Zhang Changguang had been itching to fight back for a long time. He took two steps over, squatted down, and pulled Guan Shu's lame leg down to hold it down.

"Sui Yumi, are you still not living a good life? Are you still coming to see Guan Shu?" Yang Wuni pointed at Sui Yumi and asked loudly.

"Pah! I'm not going to live with Zhang Changguang, I'm going to come find Guan Shu, what are you going to do about it!" Sui Yumi stubbornly refused to trade steel bars for him.

"Smack!" Yang Wuni raised her stick and brought it down, and Guan Shu let out another scream.

And so, Yang Wuni would ask a question, and Sui Yumi would reply with a question, and Yang Wuni would slap the bottom of Guan Shu's foot with a stick.

Guan Shu's foot swelled up into a big red bun.

Zhang Shuhua winced with heartache and didn't dare to pull Yang Wuni away.

She knew in her heart that if she didn't act ruthlessly now, her family would once again become the laughing stock of the village.

"Suiyu, do you think you're going home or not? Will you take care of the children?" Yang Wuni continued to ask.

"Sui Yumi, you slutty vixen, do you really want Yang Wuni to break my legs?"

If you ever dare to step into my house again, I'll break your legs.

Wu Ni, don't listen to her. Listen to your older brother. If she dares to come again, I'll beat her up.

Brother, I promise you, I swear to God, just don't hit me.

I'm cutting all ties with that slut, Yumi.

Guan Shu looked at his feet, completely begged for mercy, and knelt down to speak to Yang Wuni.

"It's not enough that you've given in; I'll make you persuade Sui Yumi as well."

This matter will only be over once she obediently goes home and settles down.

Yang Wuni was also tired from fighting, so she sat on the stove and looked at Guan Shu.

"Corn, I'm begging you, please don't hurt me, okay?"

If you really care about me, then go home and live a good life.

Guiye and Guibao are both young. If you leave them behind, they will become motherless children.

If Yang Wuni really breaks my foot, I won't be able to walk anymore.

I can't walk, and you won't come to serve me. In the end, I'll still be a bachelor.

Please have pity on this lame person like me, have mercy on me!

Guan Shu turned around, rubbed his knees against Sui Yumi, and kowtowed to Sui Yumi with a "thump, thump, thump".

"Guan Shu, I really misjudged you. I blame myself for being blind."

As Yumi kicked Guan Shu to the ground, she glared at him fiercely, tears welling up in her eyes and dripping onto her coat.

"Brother, what are you still looking at? Quickly untie your sister-in-law and take her home."

Yang Wuni turned around and kicked Zhang Changguang, who was stunned.

Zhang Changguang glanced back at Zhang Changyao suspiciously, and only after seeing him nod did he go over and loosen the rope binding Sui Yumi.

As soon as Yumi stood up, the first thing she did was walk around Yang Wuni and step on Guan Shu's swollen foot.

"Ouch! You slut, if you dare come to my house again, I'll kick you out with one foot."

Guan Shu rolled over in pain, lying on his back on the ground, screaming and cursing Sui Yumi.

"Corn, let's not stoop to the level of this lame donkey. It's beneath our dignity to curse such a person."

"If you're not home, Guiye and Guibao won't eat. Let's hurry home, shall we?" Zhang Changguang coaxed Sui Yumi out of the house.

"Auntie, my brother's feet are fine, don't be angry with me."

Yang Wuni walked over ingratiatingly, took Zhang Shuhua's hand, and smiled.

"Wu Ni, don't be angry, this slut has to be treated like this."

I'm too old to fight them. If you don't come, I'll be driven crazy by these two beasts.

His leg was already lame, it couldn't get any worse, let's leave him be."

Zhang Shuhua didn't mean to blame Yang Wuni, but her eyes were brimming with tears.

"Wu Ni, I'm not trying to be mean, but you really don't know how to hold your own."

"Look how swollen Guan Shu's feet are; he probably won't be able to walk for a while."


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