Northeast: My Absurd Woman

Chapter 83 Be a Little

Zhang Changyao pretended to be very powerful and waved his fist to scare Hu Xianjun.

"Uncle, we're both men. I like Xiuqing, otherwise I wouldn't be able to ask her out."

As for the grove, I must go, but I can avoid touching her body.

"You have to come when Xiuqing and I have our wedding banquet. We'll have a drink together then."

Hu Xianjun raised his eyebrows and spoke to Zhang Changyao defiantly.

Then he ran to Yang Xiuqing behind Zhang Changyao, and pulled her straight to the grove of trees not far away.

Zhang Changyao shrugged and turned back helplessly.

She didn't dare tell Yang Wuni about Yang Xiuqing being dragged into the grove.

After dinner, Yang Wuni and Zhang Changyao drove their donkey cart home.

Along the way, Yang Wuni sang, "With heads held high and chests puffed out, we crossed the Yalu River..."

"Zhang Changyao, tell me, do you still have feelings for me?"

I don't want to live with the stable anymore, I want to go to your house.

As soon as the donkey cart entered the village, it was stopped by Zheng Meizhi, who had been waiting there.

Zhang Changyao and Yang Wuni were confused by Zheng Meizhi and didn't know how to respond.

"Zhang Changyao, I'm asking you a question. If you don't answer, I'll take that as a yes."

Zheng Meizhi sat on the donkey cart and hugged Zhang Changyao from behind.

"Zheng Meizhi, I'm still sitting here! Are you not treating me like a human being?"

Zhang Changyao held the donkey's reins, unable to free himself.

Yang Wuni objected, grabbing Zheng Meizhi's arm to prevent her from hugging Zhang Changyao.

"Yang Wuni, you can't stop me. Once I've made up my mind about something, no one can stop me."

"I'm going to stay at your house tonight. Let's see if that stable boy dares to come looking for me."

Zheng Meizhi clung tightly to Zhang Changyao's back, more firmly than a dog-skin plaster.

No matter how much Yang Wuni pulled, she wouldn't let go of Zhang Changyao's arms.

"Zheng Meizhi, let go, I'll get out of the car and pull you off the ground."

The donkey cart entered the yard. "Whoa!" Zhang Changyao shouted, pulling on the reins, ready to get off.

"Zhang Changyao, carry me to your house."

I want to be your little wife, I'll do your laundry and cook for you.

"You two just go and work in the fields; I'll take care of all the housework."

Zheng Meizhi took advantage of Zhang Changyao's fall to the ground, before he could regain his footing.

She paused for a moment, then naturally wrapped her arms around Zhang Changyao's neck and leaned her whole body against his back.

"Zheng Meizhi, get down here! You have men of your own."

Why are you clinging to Zhang Changyao and won't get off?

Yang Wuni pulled even harder on Zheng Meizhi's clothes.

Zheng Meizhi showed no intention of letting go of Zhang Changyao.

The two of them were pulling at each other back and forth, causing the blood vessels on Zhang Changyao's head to bulge.

The purplish-red protrusions resembled a water pipe stretched to its limit.

"Wu Ni... Wu Ni... Stop pulling me, listen to me."

Go...go open the door, I'll carry him into the house.

If you two keep going like this, I... I'm going to lose my breath.

Zhang Changyao waved his hand behind him, gesturing to Yang Wuni.

He had just tried to pry Zheng Meizhi's hands open, but she scratched him, leaving two bloody marks.

When Yang Wuni saw that Zhang Changyao's hand was bleeding, she got out of the car without hesitation.

She understood Zhang Changyao's gesture and jogged over to open the door to the Zhang family's large house.

Zhang Changyao disregarded the taboo of men and women touching each other, put his hands behind his back, and carried Zheng Meizhi's big buttocks away.

He carried her to the kang (heated brick bed) in the large room of the Zhang family's house in just a few quick steps.

"Oh my! Changyao, how could you carry my Meizhi on your back? What will Pengsheng think if he sees this?"

You young people, what are you doing without any regard for the consequences?

"Don't you know your place? You're practically half the brother-in-law, aren't you?"

Zhao Xiulan, who was lying on the kang (a heated brick bed) chatting, was startled by this scene.

He quickly got up to help Zheng Meizhi, who was clinging to Zhang Changyao and refusing to get down.

"Mother, I'm not coming to your house, I'm going to Zhang Changyao's house."

Your son said the child in my belly is a bastard, that it was conceived by Zhang Changyao, and that I should come find him.

I'm going to stay at Zhang Changyao's house right now, and I'll give birth to the child so he can see who the father is.

Zheng Meizhi was afraid of Zhao Xiulan, so she could only loosen her grip on Zhang Changyao's neck.

"Zheng Meizhi, Zheng Meizhi, are you still a woman?"

How could someone not even know whose child is in their belly?

How many months pregnant are you? Has Zhang Changyao slept with you recently?

Don't you have any self-awareness about who you've been scheming with?

Ma Pengsheng said the child is Zhang Changyao's, so you should come and find him.

If he says the child is Zhai Qingming's mentally challenged brother's, should you go find him too?

He's such a shrew, always trying to seduce good people.

"Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror? You're ugly as a freak, yet you think you're so great."

When Yang Wuni saw Zheng Meizhi loosen her grip on Zhang Changyao, she immediately pulled Zhang Changyao behind her.

He pointed at Zheng Meizhi's nose and started cursing at her, not caring whether Zhao Xiulan's expression was unpleasant or not.

"Yang Wuni, just because of what you said, I'm going to take this seriously."

Even if the child in my belly isn't Zhang Changyao's.

Who knows which of these children might be Zhang Changyao's in the future?

I promised him that I would have a child for him in this lifetime.

She looks exactly like him, it'll drive you crazy, you tigress!

Since Zheng Meizhi couldn't reach Zhang Changyao, she could only stand with her hands on her hips and argue with Yang Wuni.

Spit sprayed from her mouth and scattered in all directions.

It splashed onto Yang Wuni's face, making her disgusted and causing her to hide by the door.

"Zheng Meizhi, please forgive me. I will never touch you in my next life. Just give up on this idea."

Since you married Ma Pengsheng, just live a good life with him.

Stop thinking about having other people's babies all day long.

"It's only because Peng Sheng spoils you. If it were any other man, he would have beaten you to death long ago, believe it or not?"

Zhang Changyao felt uneasy under Yang Wuni's gaze and had to say a few words to Zheng Meizhi.

"Zhang Changyao, everyone in our village knows you slept with me."

Back when we were lying on the ground in the grove, what did you say to me?

You said you'd only sleep with me for the rest of your life and wouldn't touch any other woman.

Why didn't you say that when you were messing with me?

You've turned me into a worthless, despised woman.

Now he's become a gentleman, chattering away about me.

So what if I'm going to have your baby? I'm telling you, Zhang Changyao.

As long as I, Zheng Meizhi, live, you'll never have a peaceful life.

Tears welled up in Zheng Meizhi's eyes as she looked at Zhang Changyao with a pout.

"Zheng Meizhi, back then we were dating, and everything we said was normal."

Now that we're married, you can't say things like that.

You need to be able to understand human language and not be unreasonable or argumentative.

What woman is like you, who doesn't live a proper life with her man and just talks nonsense all day long?

If you keep trying to pin this on me, I'm moving out of this village.

I'll move far away from you, let's see how you try to extort money from me then!

Zhang Changyao couldn't stand seeing women cry, especially women who cried because of him.

The resolute tone in her words had softened, replaced by a touch of tenderness.

"Zhang Changyao, I'm telling the truth. I know this child isn't yours."

But Ma Pengsheng didn't believe what I said; he just said it was yours.

I had no other choice but to come up with this solution.

I know you treat me better than my father, so you can't just abandon me.

I'm desperate and have nowhere else to turn but you. Would you consider this child yours?

Seeing that Zhang Changyao had taken pity on her, Zheng Meizhi pretended to be even more pitiful in order to gain his sympathy.

"Zheng Meizhi, why is your Ma Pengsheng so adamant that this child isn't his? Doesn't he sleep with you?"

If he has slept with you, he has to acknowledge the child.

Don't you fucking try to pin this bastard on Zhang Changyao's name.

"We're not a junk collector; you can't just dump all sorts of old shoes and socks into our house."