Northeast: My Absurd Woman

Chapter 206 A Man Like a Mud Monkey

Hou Jiu and Hou Liping pushed each other, neither willing to leave the courtyard.

Zhang Changyao stared at the mud-covered figure on the ground, not daring to go up and look.

"Ouch! That hurts so much!" The person on the ground groaned softly as they caught their breath.

"Xiao Jiu, Li Ping, the person isn't dead." Zhang Changyao saw the person move and quickly called out to Hou Jiu and Hou Li Ping.

"Huh? You're not dead? If you're not dead, then everything's alright."

Hou Liping turned around in a hurry, tripped and fell, got up and went straight to the person lying on the ground.

"Hou Jiu, you little rascal, you gave me a concussion, you have to get me medical treatment."

"If you don't treat my illness, I'll lie on your kang (heated brick bed) and have your eighth sister sleep with me."

The person lying on the ground touched his head and found it covered in blood. He sat up cursing.

"Guo Erlvzi, what are you doing here?"

Zhang Changyao, who was looking closer, asked in surprise at Guo Erluzi's blood-soaked body.

"Ah! Is that you? Uncle, please help me up quickly."

Guo Erluzi struggled to open his eyes, which were swollen like small steamed buns.

She caught a glimpse of Zhang Changyao through her slits and quickly reached out to let him help her.

"Erluzi, how come you're here fighting with Hou Jiu, a little punk?"

Zhang Changyao grabbed Guo Erluzi's arm and pulled him up.

"Uncle, help me into the house. I'll be living at Hou Jiu's house from today onwards."

I will rinse my mouth with sugar water, wash my feet with canned soup, and dip white flour steamed buns in lard.

"If Hou Liping doesn't marry me, I'll make sure her family never has a peaceful day again."

Guo Erluzi struggled to walk towards the door of Hou Jiu's outer room.

Zhang Changyao didn't want him to come inside, but he couldn't make it too obvious.

He had no choice but to cling to one of Guo Erlu's arms and spin around in the yard.

"Brother Changyao, just let him go. If he dares to stay on my kang (heated brick bed), I'll make him eat shit every day."

Hou Jiu grabbed Zhang Changyao and pulled him away. Guo Erluzi, who was suddenly released, lost his balance and fell flat on his face.

Before Guo Erluzi could even get up, Hou Jiu went up and started kicking him repeatedly.

When it comes to fighting and brawling, Guo Erluzi is no mediocre or incompetent man.

If Hou Jiu hadn't stabbed him in the back, Hou Jiu wouldn't have been able to be easily dealt with by him.

Having regained consciousness, Guo Erluzi sprang to his feet with a somersault.

With a large back spank, he pressed Hou Jiu down beneath him.

Seeing that Hou Jiu was at a disadvantage, Hou Liping rushed over, grabbed Guo Erluzi's head, and bit him.

It was so hard, it couldn't hold on. It bit into my mouth with hair and mud all over it.

Seeing the battle, Zhang Changyao, bewildered, stretched out his arms like an old hawk, unsure of who to help.

The group didn't care that the floor, which had just been used to pour laundry water, was now muddy, and their feet were covered in mud.

"Guo Erluzi, get up! Your big body, weighing over 100 pounds, will crush the child."

Just as Guo Erluzi was about to raise his hand to hit Hou Jiu beneath him, a hard object poked his neck, scaring him into immobility.

"Auntie, it was Hou Jiu who hit me with a shovel first. I can't swallow this insult."

When Guo Erluzi turned around and saw that it was Yang Wuni, he complained to her in a pitiful tone.

"Guo Erluzi, don't try to argue your way out of this. Whose yard is this?"

If you don't come, people will pick fights and bully you. Would Hou Jiu dare to hit you?

Why didn't he come to my house to beat me? Why didn't he go to Old Ma's house to beat up the horse stable?

Yang Wuni ignored Guo Erluzi's nonsense and continued to poke his neck with the wooden stick.

"Auntie, I call you Auntie just like Hu Xianjun does, so you can't favor outsiders."

Look at me, covered in mud and half-covered in blood. I'm determined to get my revenge today.

If you know what's good for you, you'd better stay away. If you don't, then I won't be so polite.

Guo Erluzi got into a beastly frenzy; he'd dare to give even the Heavenly King a good whack.

Not to mention Yang Wuni, a mere hundred-pound wife whom he didn't even consider a threat.

"Guo Erluzi, let me tell you, I'm not afraid of eating raw rice."

If you don't know how to be polite, I'll chop the back of your head with a stick.

"Hou Jiu's shot was off target. If I were to hit you with this stick, I guarantee you'd be meeting your ancestors."

Yang Wuni showed no fear, which made Guo Erluzi's heart pound.

He had heard Wang Fugui mention the incident where Yang Wuni chopped off his leg with a kitchen knife.

Not daring to be careless, he stood up from Hou Jiu and looked at Yang Wu Ni.

Hou Jiu stood up a few times and shielded Hou Liping behind him.

"Guo Erluzi, I despise you the most for being a bully who picks on the weak and fears the strong."

If you're so capable, go to other villages and try your luck. What kind of ability is it to bully orphans and widows in this village?

Hou Liping is just an honest woman. If it were someone like me, even if I couldn't beat you, I'd still take a piece of flesh.

Yang Wuni threw down the stick in her hand and pulled Zhang Changyao away.

"Auntie, Hou Jiu beat me up like this, aren't you going to give me an explanation? Shouldn't you give me some compensation?"

Guo Erlu rolled up his sleeves, not intending to suffer in silence like this.

"Guo Erluzi, I'm asking you, why did you come to Hou Jiu's house? Why did Hou Jiu beat you up?"

Everyone in our village knows that Hou Liping and Hou Jiu are honest, simple people who don't cause trouble.

Tell me, how did you bully them? What kind of injustice did they suffer that made them so vicious to you?

Zhang Changyao recalled the animalistic words Guo Erluzi had uttered at the dinner table that day.

I immediately understood the real reason why these people were fighting.

Seeing that Guo Erluzi was relentless, he loudly questioned him.

"Uncle, what's wrong with me proposing marriage to Hou Liping on my own?"

If you agree, then agree; if you disagree, then forget it. Why did you have to hit me?

A middle-aged woman who's already had two kids is still pretending to be a virgin.

In other words, I don't mind you being so pungent. If it were anyone else, they'd have to cover their nose when they saw you, afraid of being choked by your pungent smell.

Guo Erluzi's cursing style is a true inheritance from his mother, Guo Lihai; he can curse all day without repeating a single word.

"Guo Erluzi, you're spouting nonsense and lying through your teeth. I said I disagreed, and what did you say?"

You said you were going to sleep with me, and once we were done, I would behave myself. You even said that women are heartless and only get close to whoever they sleep with.

You pulled down my pants in front of my two children and tried to rape me.

"If Xiao Jiu hadn't come back in time, I would have fallen victim to your wicked ways, you bastard."

After Hou Liping finished speaking, she squatted down on the ground, covered her face and cried. When the two children saw Hou Liping crying, they ran over to wipe their mother's tears.

"Guo Erluzi, listen to yourself, is what you're doing even human?"

Even if the child is very young, you can't do that kind of thing in front of them, right?

Hou Liping disagreed; that's because you have bad character.

If you really rape someone, you'll go to jail and be cursed by everyone.

Of all crimes, rape is the most despicable.

Look at your current behavior, is this still the same as you used to be?

You even tried to extort money from the Hou sisters. Aren't you afraid that your ancestors will be disgraced because of you?

A five-foot-tall man like him, willing to throw away all his dignity for a woman?