Young Master in Flower City

Chapter 700 701: Serious Nonsense

In any case, it's not my father who's dying, why should I care?

"..." Upon hearing this, Long Ling'Er was dumbfounded, her beautiful eyes staring blankly at Xiao Tianyu. Alright, you win.

So, Long Ling'Er stepped to the bedside, opened the bottle, and was instantly hit with a pungent smell. Let alone having someone drink it, Long Ling'Er was still not at ease. She turned to Xiao Tianyu, "This... this urine can really detoxify?"

"You'll only know after trying!" Xiao Tianyu said nonchalantly.

What does he mean by you'll only know after trying? Long Ling'Er was dumbfounded; does this guy not even know himself? If you're unsure, why have my father drink urine? Hmph~ if it can detoxify, fine. If not, I'll make sure you pay.

"You, go help!" At this moment, Xiao Tianyu said to Lu Die'Er.

"What did you say?" Lu Die'Er was stunned.

"You help out!"

I'm the Medical Immortal. Since when do I play assistant for others? Also, if it's just being an assistant, it's one thing, but the point is this involves feeding urine.

However, Xiao Tianyu said casually, "Don't think just because you're the Medical Immortal that you're anything but a quack. Here I was, thinking it could be resolved with a dose of urine, and you use ginseng, deer antler, all these precious herbs. Isn't it wasteful? Right, with you using medicine like this for so long, even if Long Xiaoyun doesn't die, he'll be over-supplemented by you. And you call yourself not a quack?"

"You..." Lu Die'Er's face turned green with anger. When had the dignified Butterfly Valley Medical Immortal ever been berated like this? And to be called a quack, it's simply intolerable.

"Don't look at me like that. I'm just speaking the truth!"

"Fine, you better pray your child's urine works!" Lu Die'Er shouted angrily. If it doesn't work, watch how I deal with you. This guy is infuriating.

Da-da-da~

So, Lu Die'Er stepped over to the bedside and said to Long Ling'Er, "You lift your father up, I'll personally give him the medicine, no, the urine!"

Lu Die'Er was determined to see if Xiao Tianyu was talking nonsense or if he really had that ability to break the toxic spell she couldn't.

"Alright!" Long Ling'Er nodded, lifted Long Xiaoyun up, and Lu Die'Er took the porcelain bottle, pried open Long Xiaoyun's mouth, and pinched his nose to pour it in, glug~

Cough cough~

Suddenly, Long Xiaoyun coughed twice, opened his weary eyes, and looked at Lu Die'Er. Instantly, Lu Die'Er was startled, oh no, oh no, if Uncle Long finds out I'm feeding him urine, he'll definitely come for me.

With this thought, she glared at Xiao Tianyu, while Xiao Tianyu spread his hands as if to say, I forgot to tell you, pressing the Jade Pillow Acupoint only makes someone sleep for half an hour.

And at this moment, Long Xiaoyun looked at Lu Die'Er and asked, "Die'Er, what kind of medicine is this? It's so overwhelming!"

"Ah..."

Upon hearing this, Long Ling'Er and Lu Die'Er were both dumbfounded, looking at Long Xiaoyun with faces of horror. Should we tell him that we were feeding him urine?

We absolutely can't say it, definitely can't say it; if he knew, he wouldn't just skin us alive.

So, Long Ling'Er's beautiful eyes blinked: "Well... actually..."

"Actually what?" Long Xiaoyun frowned.

"Actually... actually... this is a new drug that Sister Die'Er just developed!"

"Right right right~ it's a new drug I developed, it can detoxify all kinds of poisons, you don't have to worry about it, Uncle Long!" Lu Die'Er quickly chimed in.

"Is it really a new drug?" Long Xiaoyun asked.

"Yes, really!"

"Absolutely true!"

"But why does it taste so strange, almost like urine?" Long Xiaoyun said.

Clang~

Upon hearing this, the two almost fell to the ground, my gosh, the taste of urine, this old man can even tell? Have you ever drunk urine before? Otherwise, how do you know what urine tastes like?

"Actually, it is..."

"Shut up!" Lu Die'Er and Long Ling'Er both glared angrily at Xiao Tianyu, seemingly warning him, try saying one more word, and Xiao Tianyu shrugged, "Just consider it me being nosy!"

Having said that, Xiao Tianyu continued playing his game, acting as if the sky falling had nothing to do with him.

"What new drug?" Long Xiaoyun asked.

"This... this... it's cephalosporin, yes yes... it's cephalosporin..." Lu Die'Er said.

Clang~

Upon these words, Xiao Tianyu's phone suddenly fell to the ground, cephalosporin? This... this is utter nonsense, gosh, that cephalosporin is an antibiotic, okay, this woman can really come up with stuff.

Urgh~

At this moment, Long Xiaoyun suddenly began to vomit, causing Long Ling'Er to exclaim, "Dad, what's wrong!"

"I feel so uncomfortable, I always feel like there are a lot of worms crawling in my stomach!" Having said that, Long Xiaoyun's face turned pale, and the next second: "Urgh~"

"Dad..." Long Ling'Er saw this and was startled, even Lu Die'Er was panicking and immediately checked Long Xiaoyun's pulse, but she found that Long Xiaoyun's pulse was weak, so she said to Xiao Tianyu, "What's going on!"

"You don't understand?" Xiao Tianyu sat there.

"If I understood, would I ask you?"

"He was poisoned with a Gu toxin, and since he drank..."

"It was the cephalosporin!" Before Xiao Tianyu could finish his sentence, both women interrupted. Xiao Tianyu said, "Yes... it was the cephalosporin, so the Gu toxin in his body started acting up. A weak pulse is normal, because there are no worms to sustain him in his system!"

"Worms?" Lu Die'Er was puzzled.

"Is this the Medical Immortal?" Xiao Tianyu mocked.

"Stop pretending to be an onion while acting like garlic, if you have something to say, say it fast!"

"Are you asking for advice?" Xiao Tianyu rolled his eyes at Lu Die'Er and continued, "Gu toxin is a type of microscopic worm that grows rapidly once inside a human body. At a certain point, it will devour the victim's internal organs. This child's... no, cephalosporin is specifically the nemesis of these worms..."

Urgh~

Before Xiao Tianyu could finish, Long Xiaoyun began to vomit again. At this moment, tiny worms began crawling out of his mouth, extremely disgusting, all over the bed and floor.

"Make sure these worms don't touch your skin, or the consequences will be unimaginable. Is there any urine left in that bottle?"

"There's still urine!" Lu Die'Er blurted out without thinking, clearly taken aback by what she saw.

"Quick, pour it on places with the worms!"

"Okay!" Lu Die'Er nodded and immediately poured the remaining child's urine from the bottle, quickly seeing those crawling worms struggle until they turned into puddles of blood.

At this point, the weak-spirited Long Xiaoyun said to Lu Die'Er, "What did you just say?"

"She said the bottle had urine in it!" Xiao Tianyu sat there, speaking blandly.

Upon hearing this, Lu Die'Er was dumbfounded. This... this scoundrel must he be so despicable? Actually... actually... hmph...

"Die'Er, you... you just fed me urine? You..."

"Uncle Long, it's... it's not my fault, it's that guy who said urine could detoxify all kinds of poisons..."

"So you teamed up to deceive me, and what about the cephalosporin?" Long Xiaoyun had a bewildered expression on his face.

Just now what I drank was child's urine, my gosh, if this gets out, where will I hide my old face, the esteemed Clan Leader of the Long Family actually drank urine?