Young Master in Flower City

Chapter 699 700: Kindergarten Order

At this moment, both Long Ling'Er and Lu Die'Er were filled with horror on their faces. They never imagined that Xiao Tianyu really wanted to feed Long Xiaoyun urine; how humiliating could that be?

No matter the taste of urine, can drinking it really detoxify? This was the first time they'd heard of such a thing. Long Ling'Er secretly thought to herself, are you sure it's not a hoax? Also, how deep is the grudge between you and my dad that you want him to drink urine?

It's fine if it works, but what if it doesn't? Wouldn't that be drinking it for nothing?

So, Long Ling'Er spoke to Lu Die'Er, "Sister Die'Er, you're a Medical Immortal, proficient in medical principles, have you ever heard of urine being able to detoxify?"

Upon hearing this, Lu Die'Er glanced at Xiao Tianyu and then shook her head, "Does your friend have some grievances with Uncle Long?"

"Probably not!"

"If not, why would he make him drink urine?" Lu Die'Er's beautiful eyes sparkled, "I think there must be some disputes. How could urine possibly detoxify? This guy is clearly using this to humiliate Uncle Long!"

Lu Die'Er had practiced medicine for several years and was the last disciple of the Poisonous Hand Medicine King. She had never heard her mentor say that urine could detoxify. This guy must have had some conflict with Long Xiaoyun.

Even if there was a conflict, it shouldn't result in such humiliation. After all, Long Xiaoyun is a formidable hero.

"What are you two still standing there for? Go find some child's urine!" Xiao Tianyu rolled his eyes at them and continued, "It has to be a virgin's urine, otherwise it's useless!"

"..." Are they really going to fetch urine? The two of them stared blankly at Xiao Tianyu. Is this bastard really not joking?

However, Xiao Tianyu continued in all seriousness, "Don't look at me like that, I'm no virgin!"

"That's not what we meant!" the two locked eyes with Xiao Tianyu, speaking in unison.

Then, Lu Die'Er asked, "Are you sure this urine can detoxify?"

"And you call yourself a Medical Immortal? Are you sure you're not a quack?" Xiao Tianyu's words were not the least bit covered up, causing Lu Die'Er to look at him with charming anger.

Xiao Tianyu continued, "Although there are many kinds of Gu poison in the world, such as raindrop Gu, loach Gu, Blood Infant Gu Poison, and black magic – they all originate from Huaxia's Xiangxi. No matter the type of Gu poison, they all have a bane, and that is child's urine. How could you not know this common knowledge? Hmph~ and you call yourself a Medical Immortal?"

"..." Lu Die'Er was speechless. Xiangxi? What place is Xiangxi? And… this guy sounds as if what he's saying is true.

Then Xiao Tianyu continued, "I'm sure the poisoner must be from Huaxia's Xiangxi, or they've spent time there. It wouldn't be difficult to investigate the poisoner, but right now, the main thing is detoxification. Hurry and get that child's urine!"

Xiao Tianyu's sincere gaze made him appear truthful. Long Ling'Er's beautiful eyes blinked as she asked, "Brother Xiao, are you really sure this child's urine can detoxify?"

"Child's urine can detoxify a hundred poisons!" Xiao Tianyu said.

"But where do we find a virgin?" Long Ling'Er asked, "Virgins are as rare as pandas now. It's not easy to find, unless we go pre-order at a kindergarten!"

"A virgin girl will work too!"

"Ah!"

As soon as these words came out, both Long Ling'Er and Lu Die'Er's eyes widened, staring at Xiao Tianyu in disbelief.

And Xiao Tianyu asked seriously, "Are neither of you virgins?"

These words made a faint blush creep onto their cheeks. They really wanted to say, can't you be less direct? Also, how are we not virgins? Are we the kind of people who fool around?

So Lu Die'Er said, "I am, but…"

"But what?" Xiao Tianyu asked.

"But I should go find child's urine!" Lu Die'Er's face turned completely red. Does this bastard have to speak so bluntly?

However, Xiao Tianyu then said, "In fact, 'child's urine' doesn't necessarily mean the urine of a virgin. A young child's urine works too, so you should hurry up and place an order at the kindergarten!"

Pfft~

The two of them nearly spat out old blood. Damn, were they played by this bastard? If child's urine can detoxify, fine. If not, well, you'll be in trouble.

So Long Ling'Er's beautiful eyes flickered, "I'll go find the urine!"

Having said that, Long Ling'Er left the room, and Lu Die'Er felt it was unbearable to stay in the same room alone with Xiao Tianyu. This guy was too much of a scoundrel. So she said to Long Ling'Er, "Ling'Er, I'll come with you!"

"Alright!" Long Ling'Er nodded, and with that, the two left the bedroom. As soon as Lu Die'Er stepped out, many young eyes from the outside fixated on her. As one of the four great beauties of Fengzhou City, Lu Die'Er was certainly eye-catching.

Long Ao stepped forward with a smile, "Die'Er, where are you going? Do you want me to send someone to protect you?"

"No need!" Lu Die'Er's beautiful eyes looked at Long Ao and said faintly, "Next time, please call me by my full name!"

As soon as she said that, Long Ao's face changed. A dignified Long Ao, likely the future heir of the Long Family, when did he ever suffer such a setback? But now he was rejected by Lu Die'Er, one of the four goddesses, and was told next time to use her full name.

And Lu Die'Er didn't pay Long Ao any attention, walking away gracefully like an immortal, leaving the backyard. Many eyes fixated on her back, as if at that moment Lu Die'Er was enveloped in a sacred brilliance, forbidding any desecration.

"Such a proud Lu Die'Er, one of the four goddesses, indeed!" He Kun beside Long Ao snorted coldly, "Such a woman will sooner or later become my… toy!"

"Senior brother, don't daydream. In the Imperial Capital, Lu Die'Er is not as simple as she seems. She's the disciple of the Poisonous Hand Medicine King, skilled not only in medicine but in poisons too. Without her consent, trying to take her body might lead to a mysterious poisoning. Moreover, the people of Butterfly Valley are not ordinary. Given their thousand-year heritage, they're surely more than just poison experts!" said a disciple of Heaven Slayer Academy.

"Hehehe…" He Kun sneered, "Could they even contend with Heaven Slayer Academy? Chu Jie, you think too highly of Butterfly Valley!"

But Chu Jie didn't mean that. He meant that He Kun didn't represent Heaven Slayer Academy, especially when Heaven Slayer Academy was full of geniuses who wouldn't even care about someone like He Kun.

Inside the bedroom, Xiao Tianyu fetched a stool, sat down, and started playing games, evidently waiting for Lu Die'Er and Long Ling'Er to return with the urine.

Half an hour later, the two returned to the bedroom. Long Ling'Er handed a porcelain bottle to Xiao Tianyu, "You feed him!"

Long Ling'Er dared not feed her father urine. If her father knew, he might strip her skin, not to mention the child's urine's ability to detoxify was still an unknown factor. If it failed, Xiao Tianyu would naturally have to take the blame.

"He's your father!" Xiao Tianyu sat there, continuing to play on his phone, leaving Long Ling'Er dumbfounded. Xiao Tianyu continued, "If you wish to watch your father die, feel free not to feed him the urine!"