Young Master in Flower City

Chapter 701 702: Medical God

The esteemed Clan Leader of the Long Family, a Saint Heaven Realm powerhouse, wielding the power of the Long Family, yet today he drank urine, and his own daughter, along with outsiders, talks about some ceftriaxone—cephalosporin my foot, it's clearly urine.

"Dad, are you feeling better? How do you feel?" Long Ling'Er asked Long Xiaoyun with concern.

"How do you feel?" Long Xiaoyun asked.

"Hm!" Long Ling'Er nodded seriously.

"Why don't you drink a bottle of urine and see how you feel?" Long Xiaoyun gave Long Ling'Er a sidelong glance. Is this seriously still my daughter? After drinking urine, she asks me how I feel.

"..." Long Ling'Er opened her mouth but was at a loss for words, though she did reveal a playful expression. After drinking the urine, Long Xiaoyun's complexion had clearly improved.

"Uncle Long, let me take a look!" Lu Die'Er took Long Xiaoyun's right hand while Long Xiaoyun glared at her.

Lu Die'Er smiled lightly: "Uncle Long, you can't blame me. It's all because of that guy's stupid idea, insisting that using child's urine is the only way to remove the toxins in you. But seeing this now, that guy's words weren't wrong; your complexion has improved a lot, which suggests the poison in your body has really been dispelled!"

"Drinking once isn't enough. You have to drink three times a day for at least three days to completely cleanse the toxins in your body, especially given that the poison has already spread to your bloodstream!" Xiao Tianyu said while playing a game.

Thud~

Thud~

Upon hearing Xiao Tianyu's words, Lu Die'Er and Long Ling'Er staggered, nearly falling bottom-first onto the floor. What on earth, my goodness, three times a day and for three days? Is this for real?

Gulp~

Just thinking about drinking for three more days, both of them couldn't help but swallow nervously. Was this guy serious?

Also, hey old man, you heard that, didn't you? This… this isn't our fault; it's that guy who wants you to drink for three more days, so you better follow medical advice.

"What, three days?" At this moment, even Long Xiaoyun jumped up, exclaiming, "No way, no way, absolutely no way, making me drink urine for three days, three times a day... isn't this taking my life?"

Thus, Long Xiaoyun spoke up, "Three more days, no way, I won't agree!"

"Then suit yourself!" Xiao Tianyu said nonchalantly, "After all, it's not me who'll die, it's you. Besides, if you died, leaving such an obedient daughter fatherless and motherless, how pitiful would that be!"

Xiao Tianyu's tone was neither here nor there, but it seemed he wasn't joking.

Long Ling'Er earnestly said to Long Xiaoyun, "Dad, this guy doesn't seem to be joking. Why don't you just drink for three days..."

"You..."

"I know urine is hard to swallow, but you have to persevere for your life. What if... Dad, I mean what if, just what if, you kick the bucket, what am I going to do, what is Mom going to do? She's still under house arrest. Don't you want to save Mom?"

"This..." Long Xiaoyun hesitated. Long Ling'Er seized the opportunity, "In any case, no one here will spread the word. Who knows you've drunk urine?"

"Exactly, exactly..." Lu Die'Er echoed.

"But there might be walls that are not airtight!" Xiao Tianyu interjected, causing Long Ling'Er and Lu Die'Er to glare at him with their beautiful eyes. Could this jerk not say a word? Would he die?

Xiao Tianyu shrugged indifferently: "Don't look at me like that. I'm just speaking the truth. Actually, drinking urine isn't disgraceful. Back in the day, King Goujian of Yue endured hardship and tasting dung, so what's urine..."

"..."

Upon hearing this, the two of them were speechless, unable to argue with this guy. They really couldn't win against him. Also, they'd very much like to know who this King Goujian of Yue is; they'd really like to meet him.

"Stop arguing, I'll drink it, alright?" Long Xiaoyun snorted coldly. "Isn't it just urine? What's the big deal? I'll just consider it mouthwash, but if you leak a single word, I won't forgive you, huff..."

"Right, right, being able to bend and stretch is the mark of a true hero!" Long Ling'Er raised her thumb, while Long Xiaoyun showed a hint of pride. But Xiao Tianyu said, "Clearly just afraid of dying, am I right!"

Poof~

Upon hearing this, Long Ling'Er glared at Xiao Tianyu. Could this jerk not pour cold water on everything?

"Uncle, give me your hand!" Lu Die'Er said.

"Alright!" Long Xiaoyun extended his right hand, and upon checking, indeed, half of the poison inside him was removed. Lu Die'Er showed a light smile: "Uncle, what that guy said wasn't wrong. Drinking three more days of the golden soup and you'll be cured!"

Golden soup?

Didn't they just say ceftriaxone? How quickly the name changes, Xiao Tianyu shot Lu Die'Er a glance.

"Alright!" Suddenly, a sharp glint shot from Long Xiaoyun's gaze. Three days, he didn't mind waiting these three days; weren't all those out there wanting him dead? He was determined not only to survive but also to see what tricks these people wished to play.

"Hey..." At this moment, Lu Die'Er called out to Xiao Tianyu.

"What? Don't expect me to teach you medical techniques!"

"..." Hearing this, Lu Die'Er felt speechless, did this guy have to be so full of himself? But... but she did kind of have that thought, but Lu Die'Er still said: "I, a dignified Medical Immortal, need to learn skills from you? I just want to know your name!"

"Oh, so that's it!" Xiao Tianyu asked.

"Hm!" Lu Die'Er nodded.

"Medical God!"

"Alright, you win, I didn't ask!" Lu Die'Er glanced at Xiao Tianyu, never before had she seen someone so shameless, claiming to be a Medical God. Why wasn't he a Medical Saint? Why didn't he ascend to heaven?

How truly shameless, would a Medical God have patients drink urine? Long Ling'Er's beautiful eyes also glared fiercely at Xiao Tianyu. Ah, this boasting is unrivaled.

So, Long Ling'Er said to Lu Die'Er: "Sister Die'Er, don't go down to his level. His boasting is a long-term thing. Yesterday, he even claimed himself as the head of Tianyu International and the ruler of Emperor Star Academy!"

Pfft~

Upon hearing this, Lu Die'Er chuckled: "Look at him, does he seem even remotely believable?"

"Not at all!"

"There you go!" Lu Die'Er said: "The ruler of Emperor Star Academy is my dream man. And he wants to impersonate, like that, he should look at himself in a puddle of urine. Besides being handsome, what else does he have?"

Though Lu Die'Er was reputed as a Medical Immortal, she totally idolized the ruler of Emperor Star Academy. In the past, she heard legends from the Poisonous Hand Medicine King about this academy, whose ruler was barely over thirty.

Yet, in Lu Die'Er's heart, she always imagined that ruler to be an aloof, handsome man with striking restraint, how could he possibly be such a nonchalant, careless man?

Actually, Lu Die'Er wasn't wrong. Xiao Tianyu used to be detached and aloof, only his great vengeance had been achieved, and his mood was much brighter afterward.