The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 372

But Lingwang said: "I will arrange Lanran to act as Lingwang's agent for a period of time!"

"Huh! Aizen? Doesn't he have a criminal record?" Nakahara was a little surprised when he heard that, he thought he would arrange Yamamoto Motoyanagi!

King Ling smiled and said: "As Odusang said, I just took the opportunity to go fishing to see if he is completely honest, and also to see if there are any monsters appearing in the world of ghosts and ghosts to make troubles."

"In that case, we can't tell the outside world that it's a vacation, we have to find another reason!" Xiao Dazai saw that Odusang was not angry, and felt that what the King Ling and the others were going to do seemed very interesting, so he asked again. Dishonestly stretch out the little feet of temptation.

Ghost Lantern glanced at this trouble-loving brat who cared about eating but not playing, opened his mouth with small fangs and said, "Let's just tell the outside world that we're going to the bottle star for a long vacation.

With the increasing number of immigrants over there, it has become similar to the human world on earth, and there are fewer and fewer people in the other world. "It just so happens that he also wants to fish, to see if there are any loopholes here in hell? Or there are guys with ulterior motives appearing.

On the contrary, Mu Ping hesitated after hearing this: "But if we take a vacation in the human world of this world, everyone who knows and has contact with us will get memories of the next 10 years, won't this cause chaos in the human world? It’s like a large group of people reborn for ten years.”

"What's the matter, I'll leave it to Su Nuo to settle it." Gui Deng bluntly shirked his responsibility.

Xiao Dazai looked at the ghost lamp, then at the spirit king Nissan and Zhongye Nissan with positive faces, and suddenly realized: "Wow! So you really want to take a vacation, Odusang!"

"I'm not a machine, so of course I want to rest. If it doesn't delay work, it's good to have a rest." And it's also very important to satisfy his wife's wish. Take Mu Ping to play in the human world for a year or two.

Satisfying her desire to try the life of ordinary people, now that her son has a more convenient "holographic game" ability, he can let his wife enjoy playing in the human world for 10 years, live a normal life for 10 years, and play for another 10 years...

Such a leisure and entertainment work will not delay, of course he will not stop, ahem... Although he really wants to try this kind of gameplay, maybe the Death Star experiment that he, Aconitum Sang, and Pengsang are looking forward to can finally begin.

Mu Ping looked at the ghost lamp who was suddenly more active than her, and helped her forehead helplessly. She felt sorry for her son and tried to suggest: "Why don't we go to the parallel world to play, and let the emperors of the parallel world worry about a large number of 'reborns'? "

"No, absolutely not. I don't want to take a ten-year vacation, but I have to go to the parallel world to clean up the mess of these brats for ten years." Ghost Lantern used two words of rejection to express his absolute disapproval of this suggestion. It can be seen that the continuous Cleaning up the mess of the little ghosts in the parallel world twice made Ghost Lantern so annoyed and annoyed.

Mentioning the mess of the children in the parallel world, Mu Ping was also speechless, especially when she thought that after she 'sold out' a little hobby of Ghost Lantern, the little dazai who had already got the Book of Worlds in the parallel world had contacted Ghost Lantern one after another.

It is estimated that the ghost lamps in those worlds have been made popular by the naughty little Dazai. Isn't it a bit bad to deliver them to your door at this time?After realizing this, Mu Ping silently closed his mouth!Decided to take care of Su Nuo later, let the other brothers help him work overtime for a while!

On the contrary, Ghost Lamp made a special phone call to ask the first and second sons who like to live with King Yan Mo recently, if they want to

The matter of going to the human world for vacation, as expected, was rejected by even a little guy, and the two little guys had no choice.

They will also adapt to modern companies, hotels, shopping malls, etc. in the human world, but if they have a choice, they prefer the ancient buildings in Yan Mo Hall. In their words, they feel safe and comfortable to live in, and the modern space is too bright Yes, they monsters don't like places that are too bright.

After Mu Ping no longer objected, the ghost Mu family pretended to be ordinary people and went to the human world for vacation. The only pity is that the world tree world and the bottle star planet are not covered by the 7 to the 3rd power program. , so the effect of Little Dazai's Book of the World can't cover that side.

Yuanyi who settled in the World Tree World, and Giotto, Arnold, D, Asari Ugetsu, G, Nakel, and Sapphire who have been on business trips for a long time in the bottle star cannot enjoy the effect of the World Book, so this It's a pity that none of them can participate in this vacation.

Xiao Dazai said so, Mu Ping just believed it, and didn't think about it, even if they couldn't cover it, as long as they teleported back to the earth, they would be able to cover it. After 10 years of "holographic time" passed, they Wouldn't it be okay to come back and teleport back to World Tree World, Bottle Star?

Under little Dazai's flickering, Mu Ping didn't turn his head around this corner, but everyone in the family knew that it must be Dazai, a naughty ghost, who had made a note of Yuanyi's plan to shave his head, and Giotto used it to bully him. Xiao, forcibly painted him a colorful face, dyed colorful hair and other real-life Mary Sue costumes.

D deliberately used the ghost lamp execution ground to create nightmares to tease him, causing him to have nightmares for a month in a row, that guy Uzuki deliberately played him mourning music all night, making him feel like he was almost sent away, Nakel They dragged him to boxing, but in the end he was the only one who was beaten... the enemy who waited for the matter, deliberately used unreasonable reason to refuse to take them on vacation, just to tease them!

The Ghost Lantern knew this well, in order not to bring more little ghosts to distract his wife's energy, he deliberately pretended not to discover Xiao Dazai's little plan, and let him talk nonsense to fool Mu Ping, making Mu Ping believe it, Call the kids and say sorry.

This made Yuanyi, Giotto, and the others feel ashamed to let Mu Ping know that he was fooled by a 6-year-old child to the point where he couldn’t find the north, so as not to put it bluntly, for the sake of Mu Ping, Ogasan’s face, he was embarrassed to see them, I can only hold my nose and admit that this family vacation is not for them.

However, this vacation plan is a bit troublesome. Except for the few children behind and Xiao Dazai who did not expose their appearance, everyone else in their family exposed their appearance because of the portrait that Gojo Satoru drew in Tushita Palace, so they went to the public. In front of the world, except for Xiao Dazai.

Everyone else has to do a little bit of camouflage. Mu Ping is easy to talk about, because Mu Ping has to dress up grandly when going to the Hehan Competition. Like a ghost lamp, she wears the cumbersome costumes and hair accessories of ancient female fairies. She just needs to be normal If you don't dress up as an ordinary woman in the human world, you will only be regarded as a human woman who looks a bit like Mitsuki-sama.

The same is true for the ghost lamp. He was wearing a hunting suit, a crown, ghost horns, ghost ears and other obviously non-human images, so he only needs to transform back to a human appearance, put on a modern suit and change his hairstyle, and he can Makes no recognition of his connection to the man in the portrait.

The ghost lamp, a treasure that transforms human beings, has long been traded from China, and it is often used during inspections. Except for changing hairstyles and cutting hair, which annoys him who doesn't like to look in the mirror, there is no difficulty. Wei's transformation technique is also very powerful, so they are just a little trouble.

The real big trouble is the spirit king who has an evil, charming and crazy appearance, is tall and burly and very obvious, and Zhongya Zhongya, who has always looked like a human being, has a particularly outstanding appearance, is beautiful and kind-hearted, and Zhongya, who is unwilling to rest on his own. It's not fake, let Limei pretend to be him working in the Shang Dynasty, and he also got a transformation medicine to change his face into Su Nuo, a boy and a girl, who have the same amazing appearance.

Since Gojo Satoru's painting was exposed to the world, Lingwang, Chuya, and Goudan are the three most commonly used classic images when human beings create comic characters, make-up for movies, and write novels. Once I used their image to create, not to mention the wonderful plot.

Even if the plot is in a mess, it can be a big hit. Their faces and figures, let alone Japan, are remembered by most people in the world. Therefore, even if they have the image of ordinary humans, given the recognition of their faces Too high, camouflage is very difficult.

Not to mention Su Nuo, his face and unique body, just like Mr. Long, everyone in the world except children must have an impression of him, let alone he left the job to his subordinates and ran away by himself. Come out to play, in case Limei gets exposed.

Did he want to add an anecdote about being late for the New Year's ceremony, frequent private visits, looking for good wine and food to eat and drink everywhere, that he would make a shadow warrior to work for him, and go out for a vacation and hang out by himself?

No matter how speechless they were, the few of them worked hard enough to take a vacation. The Ling King simply sealed most of his spiritual power, and turned into a child-like figure similar to Xiao Dazai, pretending to be a child.

Central Plains also saw the "wolf ambition" of Ling Wang Nisang, and knew that Ogasang had recently been coaxed into a daze by Xiao Dazai, and he simply turned into a child image to compete with his younger brother for "favor", so he also sealed it angrily. Most of my spiritual power has been transformed into a person of the same age as Xiao Dazai, vowing not to let Lingwang and mackerel take advantage of it.

Su Nuo's body is not as convenient as theirs. He can freely control his age and body shape. He can only focus on facial features and hair color. Hair color is easy to say, just dye any other color. Five senses!He had no choice but to let Goudan control his facial cells to reorganize and turn himself into another person.

Goudan's camouflage is easier. Perhaps it is the age and size of Lingwang and Zhongya who both pretend to be children, which makes him have a sense of crisis of "competing for favor". He even controls his body to change the cell structure, compress bone density, etc. , turning himself into the image of a six or seven-year-old child.

In this way, no matter how similar the appearance of the children is to the first generation of the Ghost Mu family, no one will think that they are the real people, only the ghost lights are darkened, and they feel that this vacation trip to the human world will probably be very unpleasant.

So Yu Neng Lu Ji retired for more than a month, and Xiao Da Zai just started the second day of school. The head of Gui Mu's family took a few children to the bottle star for a vacation, but actually took them to Japan. boundary.

In order to pretend to be indifferent, ordinary, like an average family among human beings, through Su Nuo's secret operation, they bought a house in a middle-class residential area in Kyoto to live in.

On the first day of moving, they imagined that they would pretend to be human beings and play around in the human world. There was no such thing as a happy day. They only had to clean up and change furniture. They had to clean a second-hand house that was neither new nor old. Cleaning up to the extent that Ghost Lantern is satisfied is almost more tiring than usual going to work.

But Ghost Lantern and Mu Ping are both busy, and they feel embarrassed to be lazy, and it's not the real kid Dazai, not to mention the real kid Dazai is wearing the little skirt that Ba Wei bought for him at the moment, pretending to be a cute girl He looks good in front of Mu Ping.

For a while, he helped to clean the place, and for a while, he helped to move the chair over, back and forth, anyway, he was doing the work in front of Mu Ping, so that Mu Ping kept praising him for being so good, go to rest, and even Snacks were sent out from the tree trunk space for him to eat.

Obviously, everyone made an appointment before coming here, try not to use inhuman abilities, so as not to destroy the experience of human life, I didn’t expect Ogasang, the proposer, to be overwhelmed by the little Da Zaimeng who pretended to be a girl on the first day. Tsk!It's depressing...

Three days later, the five adult images of Mu Ping, Ghost Lantern, Su Nuo, Eluo King, and Ba Wei, and the three child images of Ling Wang, Zhong Ye, and Goudan sat with the real child Da Zai, looking clean In the comfortable and spacious living room, they looked at each other face to face.

Then the head of the ghost lamp clapped his hands a few times and said: "Okay, now that we have arrived in the human world, let's discuss the ranking of your brothers in the human world in the future."

"Can't we follow the original ranking?" Su Nuo heard the meaning of the ghost lamp, and looked at Lingwang, Zhongye, and Goudan in the image of children speechlessly.

Seeing this, King Ling flashed a smile in his eyes, and then asked the ghost lamp, "Odusan, what shall we call the three Nissans from now on?"

"In the human world, let's follow the ranking of ordinary families! Su Nuo, you are our first son, King Eluo is the second son, Ba Wei is the third son, um... King Ling, Zhongye, Goudan, and Xiaozhi are considered to be the fourth son. Let's have twins!" Ghost Lantern simply arranged the order of the children blankly.

Hearing the word quadruplets, the corners of Mu Ping's mouth twitched, and he forced a smile in his throat to ask: "Then what about their names! Except for Xiao Dazai, the names of the other children have been revealed."

"When I came, I asked Su Nuo to add us all to the account that Xiaozhi wanted to open. From today onwards, I will be Dazai's father, you will be Dazai's mother, Su Nuo will be Dazai Su, and King Eluo will be Dazai Luo. , Ba Wei is Dazai Wei, King Ling is Dazai Ling, Zhong is also Dazai Zhong, Goudan...

It's called Dazai Inumaru, so that our family's first and last names have nothing to do with Oni Mu, or the two characters Oni and Mu. Even if the children look like big shots, people will not doubt our identity after hearing our self-introduction. "Ghost Lantern read the names on their household registration books to everyone with a cold face.

On the other hand, King Ling, Chuya, and Su Nuo couldn't help shrugging their shoulders and laughing when they heard the name of the last Dazai Inumaru.

Seeing Goudan—— Dazai Inumaru's aggrieved and depressed expression, Eluo Wang stretched out his hand and patted his younger brother's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Don't blame us, it's really Odusan who got this name, it's too magical, puff haha... ..."

"Dazai Ronisan, please shut up, please?" Ever since he suffered the bad luck of changing his name, Dazai Inumaru never thought about changing his name. Well, he didn't feel unacceptable to this name, on the contrary, it was the smirking looks of his brothers, which made him very angry.

Little Dazai stared dumbfounded at the Dazai family that appeared out of nowhere, and silently looked at Su Nuo with accusing eyes.

Su Nuo looked at the ceiling helplessly: "I don't dare to hide it from Odusang! And you need to get another account, the account of a family is always more reliable than the account of a single person! Otherwise, you A household registration at this age will find you a guardian, and now, with Odusang and Ogasang around, there is no need to find you a strange guardian!"

"Why, Xiaozhi doesn't want to be a family with you, Kasang?" Ghost Deng looked at Xiao Dazai's accusing eyes, and began to dig holes for this little guy who didn't care about wearing women's clothes and pretending to be a girl to make his wife happy.

How could the clever little Dazai be fooled? He closed his eyes immediately, and said to Mu Ping with a small mouth: "No! I am very happy to be a family with Ogasang! Starting today, our Dazai family Want to meet—kiss—follow—love! Odusan."

Listening to the specially emphasized words "love each other", the corners of the audience couldn't help but twitch. They felt very speechless towards Xiao Dazai's character that was comparable to Wujo Wu.

"Hey..." The recent popular beating is kissing or scolding is love, maybe you can tell this little devil alone, Ghost Lantern thought and said solemnly: "Okay, the household registration and name have been settled a long time ago, now let's talk about us How to live in the human world from now on!

Dazai Ling, Dazai Chu, Dazai Inumaru, and Dazai Osamu are the images of children who are six years old. They don't need to go to kindergarten, but when they reach the age of seven in a year, they will go to elementary school.

Dazai Su, Dazai Luo, and Dazai Wei, the three of you are adults. Since you have come to the human world, you must have a job to be normal. Have you decided what to do? "

"Hey! Do you want to work again?" Su Nuo——Dazai Su looked at the ghost lamp, heard him read their pseudonyms verbatim without changing his face, and couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, with a helpless and speechless expression on his face. Expression: "Then I'll find a job that can be a cook."

The evil king——Dazai Luo thought about what he had done these years, and tried to ask Dazai's father, Ghost Lamp, "Odusan, do I want to go to the Magic Guild to get a professional magician license?"

"Rejected! We are going to live in the human world as ordinary people. Is the magician an ordinary person?" Ghost Lantern acted like a patriarch, patting the table several times to reprimand his son.

Looking at him like this, Mu Ping couldn't help but think of the scene where he slapped the floor and scolded King Yan Mo in the banquet with his colleagues in the animation, and was said by King Yan Mo that he was like Ogasang, so he immediately reminded with a smile: " The ghost lamp is turned upside down, and this kind of tone of voice is usually performed by Ogasang."

The author has something to say: Teacher of Didan Primary School: Please introduce yourself!

Ling Wang: My name is Dazai Ling, and I look very capable and ambitious, but I have a peaceful temperament and don't like to be competitive!

Nakahara Chuya: My name is Dazai Chu, and I hate going to school the most. [Why do you still have to be a primary school student when you come to the human world for vacation?]

Xiao Dazai: My name is Osamu Dazai, and I am a cute girl!Become friends with me, we can go to the toilet together after class!

'boom! Zhongyuan Zhong also dragged Xiao Dazai, and said apologetically: Teacher, I am sorry, my 'brother' has gender cognitive impairment! -_-||

Goudan: My name is Dazai Inumaru, you can only call me Inumaru if you call me Dazai, I will beat anyone who dares to call Dazai!

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