The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 371 A Vacation Like a Holographic Game

Mu Ping scratched his cheek in embarrassment and said: "I just suddenly thought that if you can retire, our family can pretend to be ordinary people and go to the human world to try the life of ordinary people. There is an office worker Dana, a family Housewives, wives, kids looking for work, school, whatever."

"I can pretend to be a white-collar worker!" As soon as Mu Ping finished speaking, King Ling said.

Zhong Yuanzhong also said: "Then I will pretend to be an office worker!"

"Hey! It's not fair, my face is recognized by the whole world, how can I pretend?" Su Nuo said very depressed.

Eluo King showed a smug smile: "I'm lucky. I just traded a mirage bead from Mirage Dragon a while ago. It's easy to hide ghost horns, ghost ears, and ghost claws."

"I'm a fox, an expert in transfiguration." Bawei triumphantly transformed into a completely handsome human.

Goudan looked at Su Nuo, then at himself: "I can control all my cells, and it's easy to change my face. Based on my understanding of cells, I can become a biologist and cytologist in the human world. Find a suitable job."

"I really want to participate, but there is still unfinished work waiting for me in World Tree World Hell." Yuan Yi mentioned the work, and there was an urge to cry, woo... He really wanted to take Uta with him Go to the human world to live the life of ordinary people for a while!

Speaking of work, Giotto couldn't help sighing: "My family, Gang Ji, has been born for several years, so I should have retired a long time ago!"

"nufufufu...if I can, I really want to stop working and just get my pension!" D also looks forward to imagining a happy life where he can roam around freely and go wherever he wants after not having to work.

Arnold Bingshan's face moved slightly: "I can go to the human world to play the role of a policeman, prosecutor, judge, and general. I feel that these professions are more attractive."

"Hey! Then I'll play the role of a musician and hold more music performances! I don't know how my music skills are compared to the human world? I'm sure not as good as them! After all, I practice in my spare time, no Musicians in the human world are all professional." Zhao Li Yuyue said so, but looked expectant.

Lan Bao looked at the Nissans, and then at the clever little brother Dazai. For a while, he couldn't think of who he could pretend to be in the human world if he could retire: "Then what is Master Lan Bao doing?"

"You can use your pension to build a playground! Didn't you say you are a lord? You can go to the playground and be a little lord!" Xiao Dazai suggested with a smile as he looked at the weakest Nissan.

Naker raised his fist, his eyes were as bright as stars: "Then can I use my pension to build a boxing ring and welcome boxers from all over the world to challenge me to the extreme."

"You idiot who only thinks about boxing, stop dreaming." G heard that his brother was being stupid again, and wished to punch him on the spot to wake him up.

But before he could make a move, the mace that Ghost Lamp hadn't hit his sons for a long time hit Naker's head mercilessly, and said with a ghostly face: "Don't go to work, don't work, want to gnaw on the old and the children, I will correct you mercilessly for those who eat pensions, do any of you still want to retire?"

"No! I'll just say it casually, I don't really want to retire!"

"If I want to retire in this situation, I need to be able to find a successor like Yuneng and Lu Ji."

"Hey! Odusan, I can't retire if I don't die. If I die, it means that human beings are extinct! It's impossible to retire forever!"

"I can't retire, let's go to the head office for a while!"

"Odusan, let us dream!"

"A life without dreams is soulless."

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Facing the mace of the ghost lamp, the ghost brothers who had just talked about what they could do after retirement with anticipation, immediately changed their words one by one, expressing their enthusiasm for work in a hurry, never mentioning that they want to retire For fear of offending the nerves of Odusang's black ghosts, he corrected them.

Eh!Sure enough, Mu Ping looked at what the children did after the ghost lamp suppressed, and sighed as expected in his heart. He knew that there was a ghost lamp, a workaholic, and he could discuss it if he wanted to take a vacation. If he wanted to retire, it was still a dream. faster.

On the contrary, Xiao Dazai, a clever little ghost, looked at Mu Ping's regretful eyes, and there was an obvious look of wanting to make trouble in his kite-colored eyes, but he was afraid of being discovered by his ghost father, so he quickly smoothed the corners of his lips A smile, to hide the little idea in my heart.

So everyone stayed at home without noticing how daring the youngest brother had had, and after attending Yuneng Lu Ji's retirement banquet, they rushed to their respective jobs and got busy again.

With the character of a ghost lamp and a ghost animal, he naturally wouldn't just scare Xiao Dazai and turn over the small account book. This dark-bellied ghost and god will be very happy when everyone relaxes after attending Yu Neng Lu Ji's retirement banquet. Suddenly, there was no room for resistance.

Little Dazai didn't expect that there were hundreds of millions of years of students coming out, so he sent Xiao Dazai to school to become a primary school student. When Xiao Dazai came back from school, he welcomed the sympathy of the spirit king Nisan and Nakahara Nakaya Nissan. I didn't know what it meant for me to go to school until I inquired with the teacher at school.

The little guy exploded in anger, okay!He just thought of a bad idea before, but he hasn't really implemented it yet!Odusan actually tricked him into studying for hundreds of millions of years, which is really bad. Are all careful people black?Since he has cheated his son so much, don't blame yourself for making a bad idea.

The angry little Dazai immediately kicked his short legs and checked everywhere in the house. He saw that apart from his brothers who were off work, Odusang, who was left behind to work overtime, did not come back. He immediately ran to Mu who had already returned from get off work bottle side.

Pulling her clothes, she whispered, "Ogasang, do you really want to pretend to be an ordinary person in the human world for a while? I have a way! Do you want to try it?"

"Hey!" Mu Ping didn't expect her son to see her thoughts. Seeing the serious expression on the little guy's face, she couldn't help asking: "Xiaozhi, can you tell me what to do?"

"It's Ogasang, let's go to the human world to live the lives of ordinary people. We can stay in the human world for about 10 years, and then travel through time and space to travel back to the present time point!" Xiao Dazai saw Mu Ping's confused face expression, hurriedly took out his precious little book.

While showing it to Mu Ping, he said, "Ogasang, since my Book of the World has absorbed the gift of the Great Space Flame from Jotonisan and the others, in addition to being able to summon people and things that exist in parallel worlds, it can also With the ability to travel through time.

As long as I write a time anchor point on the page, we can stay in the future for about 10 years, and this time anchor point will pull us back to the original time, and even our physical growth will be pulled back to the original level .

And this time travel is limited. At the time when we established the time anchor point, we can no longer travel through time and space until we have passed through the 10 years. If we want to do it again, we need to wait until 10 years later. . "

"Uh...it sounds so complicated! So what about the future we travel through and the future we live through normally? Is the future we travel through real, or the future we live through normally true?" Although Mu Ping was a little confused, he got to the point when he opened his mouth.

Xiao Dazai tilted his head and thought for a while, and said with some uncertainty: "It should be true that the future we will live normally in the future! Since Joe Tonysang gave me part of his big empty flame as a meeting gift, Xiao Dazai After Shushu absorbed that flame, the books in all our worlds have the ability to travel through time and space.

According to the results of my experiments in other worlds, it seems that the time travel through time and space was like playing a holographic game with clear memory and feeling very real. Not only himself, but also the people who had contact with him during the time travel. will have a very clear memory.

But once you return to the anchor point, although the memory can be retained, the real development of time and space will be based on the new experience, just like the memory is the memory, and the real experience is the real experience, so it should be passed through normally later. The future is real. "

"Wow! That sounds so interesting!" The little guy had just finished speaking, before Mu Ping had time to express his feelings!Zhong Yuanzhong, who didn't know when he came to eavesdrop, said with a pleasant face: "The ability of mackerel is so easy to use. With this ability, isn't it equivalent to every ten years we work in the human world, there are 10 years of people working in the human world?" You can play whatever you want during the holidays.”

"Slut-slut-ni-sang! Don't you feel embarrassed to eavesdrop on others?" Being called mackerel again made Xiao Dazai, who likes crabs and doesn't like fish, very angry. !

In particular, the fact that he and Ogasang could often spend a 10-year vacation together in the future was discovered, which made him even more depressed. He was such an adult, and he was obviously whispering to Ogasang. Listen, that's bad, how can a slug Nissan be so bad!

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked up at the ceiling: "I'm not a human being, even if you whisper, the volume is almost the same as normal speech in my ears, it's not eavesdropping at all! Besides... you are not planning to kidnap Oga San, let's quietly go to the human world for vacation!

To be honest, if I were you, I would definitely not commit suicide like this. Your new ability is really good, but Odusan’s insight is no different from mind reading. No one can hide secrets from him. Even if you Take a sneaky vacation once every 10 years.

I can guarantee that there will never be a second time, and dare to kidnap Ogasang, tsk tsk!You will let Odusan get serious with you!At that time, it would definitely not be as simple as a little intimidation, ahem... His private execution ground has not been filled with people for a long time. "

"Zhongye, don't bully my younger brother! And I'm a thousand-year-old adult, how could I be abducted!" Mu Ping couldn't help laughing when he heard Zhongye's words about abducting her one by one.

Xiao Dazai thought of the ghost lamp private execution ground he had witnessed with his own eyes, and thought of the situation that he would also be dragged there to concoct, so he hurriedly avoided the sight of Mu Ping and Zhongye: "I just use my newly acquired ability I just told Ogasang, and I didn’t plan to bring Ogasang alone.”

"So we also have a share?" At this time, the silent King Ling showed a very expectant and pure expression, obviously he was very interested in the effect of Xiao Dazai's new ability.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also expressed happily: "If you don't need to ask for leave, you can play happily for 10 years, I think even Odusang will definitely not say anything!"

"Then let's wait for you and the others to come back from get off work, and we can discuss together about using the new ability of Xiao Dazai to go on vacation!" Mu Ping said expectantly. After all, since reincarnation, she has never been in an ordinary How long have you been in the human world!

Seeing that Ougasang wanted to take that ghost animal Odusang on vacation together, the little Dazai, who had been reduced to a primary school student for hundreds of millions of years, almost cried angrily. He said with a regretful expression: "But Ougasang, when I said earlier that I could let you go on vacation, it was because Odusang stayed and continued to work.

If Odusan and Nissan followed suit, there would also be a pile of hell trial work, chaos in hell security management, and all kinds of chaos caused by the spirit king of the soul world on vacation in this "holographic space-time" formed by time travel!Can Odusan and the others really take a vacation? "

With the conscience of these workaholics, even if it is just a "holographic space-time" that will leave memories and not actually happen, they will definitely stay and work hard!Little Dazai was looking forward to it.

However, the Spirit King's reaction to this was: "Hey... just mess around! Anyway, it's not true."

"Now we don't all pay attention to that kind of policy. If the Hell Police Department is not functioning well without me as a chief for 10 years, then it must be reformed quickly." Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows.

Just when Xiao Dazai was stunned by the reaction of the two of them, the voice of the ghost lamp suddenly came from the door: "Actually, this ability has a better effect, that is, it can let me go fishing, tsk... I don't know if we are on vacation for 10 years What kind of fish can they bring out?"

"Odusan! You're back." Hearing the voice of the ghost lamp, and the fact that he obviously knew about Xiao Dazai's ability, King Ling was not surprised at all.

Zhong Yuanzhong also showed an expression that he knew it would happen.

On the other hand, after Mu Ping and Xiao Dazai looked at each other, Mu Ping couldn't help asking curiously: "When did you get off work? You actually found out about Xiao Dazai's new ability."

"Oh! I just got off work!" After finishing speaking, the indifferent expression on Gui Deng's face began to turn black, and he looked at Xiao Dazai and said, "But before I went to work today, my cute little son gave me an eavesdropping Little gift, I thought he was so cute, so I returned it to him.

After all, he is such a big man, he can't ask for children's things. "After speaking, he took off a mini earphone from his ear and showed it to Xiao Dazai on purpose. He knew that this naughty ghost would be mischievous after knowing the truth about going to school. Of course, he had to prepare in advance.

Xiao Dazai listened to his words, looked at the earphones that should have been worn on his ears, but lost it at some point, and then reacted. He took off his little coat and looked around, and finally found the ghost lamp on the coat. The bug on Haori's body can't help but break out in a cold sweat!

Woooo┭┮﹏┭┮ Didn't he just want to eavesdrop on Odusan's words and deeds to find out his weaknesses?Why did he discover the impossible bug so unreasonably, he didn't even notice when he took his earphones away.

-_-||It's a big failure. He, who has been a lockpicker in countless worlds and has no record of eavesdropping, lost again. o(╥﹏╥)o Is he really human?Uh... He is indeed not a human being, but even hell ghosts and gods, he has never seen such a flawless person.

Probably the only thing worth celebrating is that under the influence of the slug Nissan, he didn't directly say that he wanted to abduct Ougasang to go on vacation. His plan to abduct Ogasang was going to be really bad.

And Mu Ping looked at the earphone in Ghost Lantern's hand, then at the bug on Xiao Dazai's clothes, and thought of what Ghost Lantern said just now, which made her realize for the first time that her youngest son was worthy of being the reincarnation of the Book of the World. Like the Book of the World, they are all a bit mischievous!

And this time, he dared to play tricks on Lord Ghost, uh... what should I do?With Ghost Lamp's personality, this child is obviously trying to die, but Xiao Dazai has just gone to school, and he will have to bear the troubles of a student life for hundreds of millions of years, so let Ghost Lamp teach him what he said at this time.

Isn't it a bit too cruel, the little guy will cry!Anyway, if it was me, I would definitely cry!Thinking of this, Mu Ping coughed lightly, obviously favoring the child and said: "Ahem... let's discuss how to go on vacation!"

"Tsk!" Ghost Lantern looked at the little ghost's wife, and an undercurrent flowed through his dark and fierce eyes. He glanced at Xiao Dazai, smashed the earphone in his hand, and said nothing about Xiao Dazai's eavesdropping without continuing. Anyway, he already knew that this brat would die if he didn't do anything.

Sooner or later, he will correct this kid to be honest, now let him go for the sake of his wife!Ghost Lantern asked while thinking: "It's just a vacation, is there anything to discuss?"

"Uh...Even if what happened during our vacation doesn't really happen in reality, but since we have memories, we can't deliberately indulge the chaos!" Mu Ping pretended to be serious when talking about serious topics, hoping that her husband would ignore it quickly. Get rid of Xiao Dazai's naughty behavior.

After hearing about Xiao Dazai's new ability, Ghost Lamp had a plan: "What's the matter? If I only have 10 years here, I can let Yuyi-san and Yumura-san temporarily act as first assistant officers. The two of them are here, there will be no major mistakes in the work in hell, it's just that they work more overtime!"

Yuyi: Thank you, I have come from this hell, do I have time to work overtime?

Hamura: I really miss the days when I was the gatekeeper of the Pure Land space. It is such a blessing to be able to sleep every day.

"Oh! Then it's okay for me to have Gen Yoshitsune here, and his work ability is commendable." Since planning to go on vacation, Nakahara Chuya naturally began to think about capable hands.

The author has something to say: Ba Wei: Xiao Zhi, have you watched all the films I gave you?how does it feel?

Xiao Dazai: To be honest, it’s boring. I thought it would be more scary and tense!well!It's far worse than Odusang's private execution ground. In terms of horror, Odusang's private execution ground is even more terrifying. The three people in the mirror of Odusang's private execution ground are more tense than your movie.

Ba Wei, who was so frightened that the fox's ears came out: You actually went to see Odusan's private execution ground.

Little Dazai: I saw it! ︿(￣︶￣)︿

Ba Wei cautiously: How do you feel?

Xiao Dazai: It’s nothing, it’s just a month of nightmares. -_-||