The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 373 Assistant

"Oh! Really? What is Odusan going to do?" Gui Deng's curious little eyes drifted silently to Mu Ping's side, and stopped patting the table.

Mu Ping thought about the situation in TV dramas and movies, and pointed his chin: "It seems that most fathers are holding newspapers and magazines, reading them while listening to their wives teaching their children, and then saying at the most critical place One sentence, using one sentence to make a decision, it seems that the father is particularly majestic."

"...People in this world actually like one to play a white face and the other to play a red face? It's a little surprising." Ghost Lamp, the freshly baked father of Dazai, said a little surprised.

Dazai's mother Mu Ping, who was also freshly baked, smiled upon hearing this: "Whether you are in the other world or this world, as long as you have wisdom, your behavior and logic are basically the same. By the way, what kind of work do you, Odusang, plan to do?"

"Well... I thought about this when I was in hell. I want to open a detective agency and be a detective." Ghost Lantern's eyes lit up when he mentioned this topic. Thousands of years have passed in the human world, and he can finally try it. The feeling of a second career.

Everyone in the room couldn't help being surprised by this employment tendency. They thought that the official Ghost Lantern would find a job related to civil servants when he came to the human world. No one expected that he would not be an official this time. Be a detective.

Even Mu Ping opened his mouth in surprise: "Hey~! Why are you a detective?"

"Because this profession allows me to do whatever I'm interested in and go wherever I want in the name of curiosity." Ghost Lantern looked confident.

After hearing his answer, Mu Ping's eyes instantly turned into a dead sea: "You didn't choose this profession because you used the identity of a detective to explore haunted houses, supernatural legends and other places all over the world, and it's justifiable?"

"Ahem..." Ghost Lantern coughed softly, and her dark pupils silently drifted towards the corner of the living room.

Seeing their reactions, King Ling and Chuya Zhongyuan all came to their senses, but in order to protect Odusang's face [not to be revenged by narrow-minded ghosts and gods], they fell silent.

But Xiao Dazai, who would die if he didn't skin it, his eyes lit up immediately, and he said in a wavy voice with a smile: "It seems that Ou~Ka~Sang~ guessed it right! Isn't it?~Ou~Du~Sang~!"

"What about you! Do you want to stay at home and be a housewife if you really want to live in the human world? How is that different from being in hell? How about finding a job in the human world and experiencing the life of women in modern society?" By the youngest son The ghost lamp looking for faults gave Xiao Dazai a cold look as if to settle accounts after autumn, then ignored him and asked Mu Ping.

Mu Ping was taken aback by the question: "Eh? But what should I do?"

In her previous life, she only worked in dispensing medicine in a Chinese pharmacy, and she has never tried other jobs!

Seeing his wife's eyes, Gui Deng showed a slight smile on his face, and suggested to Mu Ping: "Do you want to come to my detective agency and be my female assistant? In those detective dramas on TV, don't they all match men and women? , One is a detective and the other is an assistant? You are my wife, and you come to be my assistant, which fits the setting of a detective drama!"

"Hey! That's a TV series, not reality!" After Mu Ping complained, he glanced at him →_→ and asked: "You don't want to try the feeling of acting in a detective drama in the real world by the way!"

"Am I so bored?" Gui Deng looked at Mu Ping's unbelieving eyes, and said helplessly, "Okay! Don't you all do this when you watch movies and TV dramas? You will imagine that you are the protagonist, and your lover and wife are the heroines." What, I occasionally want to try what it feels like to have this fantasy come true!"

He is so boring!After hearing the answer, Mu Ping said speechlessly: "Then why didn't I play the female detective and you as the male assistant? The dramas with female detectives and all-round male assistants are more popular!"

"You really think so?" Unexpectedly, upon hearing Mu Ping's complaint, Ghost Lamp would suddenly ask such a question.

Mu Ping nodded with an ominous premonition for some reason, she was reluctant to surrender as she had gained the upper hand in a bickering, and after losing this good situation, she swallowed a little and said: "Yes! That's what I thought. "

"Alright then! From today onwards, you will be the president of our detective agency, and I will be your assistant." When Ghost Lamp said this, the smile on his face became extremely obvious.

Seeing Ghost Lamp's paralyzed indifferent face, he actually smiled, and Mu Ping, who suddenly felt that something was wrong, hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Why don't you forget it? You should be the detective, and I'll be the assistant!"

"No! You have to keep your word. Since you want to be a detective, then do it well. I will definitely do my best to assist you and make you a world-renowned female detective!" Ghost Lantern completely refused with an excited look. Mu Ping's thoughts of repentance.

Mu Ping heard his words, looked at his expression, thought of the things that King Yan Mo was usually driven away by him, and imagined that he was forcibly driven to various scenes that needed to be detected, and maybe he would see many bad things. , Can't help dripping flustered cold sweat.

He hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, no! I suddenly realized that I have no interest in being a female detective at all, and I don't even want to be famous all over the world. You should be a detective, so let me be an anonymous female assistant behind the scenes! "

"No! You can't go back on what you said. If you don't become a female detective, the clothes I specially made for you won't be..." Ghost Lantern seemed to be careless when he said this, saying that he missed something, and hurriedly put the clothes on the back The word swallowed back.

However, even if he didn't finish speaking, Mu Ping also reacted from his words, and asked hesitantly in disbelief: "You didn't plan to be an assistant yourself from the beginning, and you pushed me to be a card player, and you want to get some Can you give me a fancy dress?"

"Ahem... What are strange costumes? They are all kinds of costumes that can show the aura of a female detective. I specially invited those costume masters who died in this world to design them. I guarantee that every one that gets it in the human world will be a hot model of a strong woman! "Although Gui Deng didn't answer Mu Ping directly, he told his family members directly. He deliberately lured Mu Ping to come to him as a female detective.

"A strong woman?" Mu Ping, who has never had such a personality, couldn't help asking with a bitter face: "Do you think I can afford clothes with that temperament?"

"Yes! I believe that with my assistant, you will be absolutely fine." Even that meek idiot Yan Mo can sustain the aura of the Lord of Hell for thousands of years, let alone a female detective in the human world. He is very confident in his ability to work, even though Mu Ping's personality is as soft as water.

Looking at his black-bellied expression, and recalling the various encounters that King Yan Mo had been unconsciously shaken by ghost lamps and ghost animals over the years, Mu Ping became even more afraid. She is not the kind of King Yan Mo who can't die as long as she stays in hell. His immortality!Being assisted by this Lord Ghost and God like King Yan Mo, you will definitely die...

Just when Mu Ping realized the bad prospect and wanted to continue to speak out against, Ba Wei, who had been silent on the side, blinked slyly, and suddenly said: "Oudusang, with Ogasang's character, you will be ashamed as soon as you come up. It's a bit of a stretch to make her a female detective.

How about letting me come to your detective agency to be the second detective, and let Ogasang be the legendary strongest female detective?In this way, she has the reputation of the strongest female detective, and she can wear whatever she wears for granted, and no one will feel wrong. "

"Hmm..." Hearing Ba Wei's words, Ghost Lamp looked at his wife who wanted to continue to refute, and pondered.

Seeing that the cunning brother solved his work problem so skillfully, Eluo Wang moved his scarlet pupils, and immediately said with a smile: "Oudusang, since we have opened a detective agency, Ogasang The female president only has one detective and one assistant is not decent, why don't you let me be a detective too! I have been monitoring the magic guild in the human world for so many years, and my detective skills are pretty good!"

"If you want to put it this way, Ogasang's detective agency is also short of a chef! Let me be a chef in Ogasang's detective agency!" Su Nuo saw that his two younger brothers were cheating, and instantly solved the employment problem , In fact, he wants to be a squat at home forever, he said immediately.

Little Dazai was stunned by the performance of the three "shameless adults". He suddenly realized that he was far worse than the Nissans in terms of thick skin. No, he must work harder to improve his thick skin in the future.

When Ghost Lantern heard that the sons were finding reasons to continue pestering their wives one by one, they just wanted to live a two-person world with their wives and play the role of husband and wife as detective assistants together, and they were about to refuse.

Mu Ping, who was surprised that he almost fell into the trap of the ghosts and gods, had a look of relief on his face, and said happily to Su Nuo, E Luo Wang, Ba Wei and the others: "Great, I feel at ease with you here, All kinds of cases can be handled by you!

I usually just pretend to be a strong female president, right? "After Mu Ping finished speaking, she looked at Ghost Lantern, she knew that Ghost Lantern had to agree to this matter.

"For your sake, let these brats be proud this time." The husband and wife detectives are just a secondary fantasy that they want to realize. Resisting the appearance of those uniforms, Gui Deng reluctantly nodded and agreed.

Anyway, he can arrange a large amount of long-distance work to send them far away, but in this way, Su Nuo's work will be an eyesore. Thinking of this, Ghost Lantern simply continued: "But my job is an all-round assistant. Do I still need other chefs? So, Su Nuo, you can also be a detective, because detective agencies don’t need professional chefs.”

"Hey! Odusan, I've never worked as a detective before!" Su Nuo knew that this profession couldn't do a home stay, and immediately retorted that he wanted to take a vacation this time, not to change jobs. early adopters.

The author has something to say: Mori Kogoro who is still working in the police: Megure Police Department, I heard that the detectives of the Dazai Detective Agency who appeared recently are very powerful. To solve it, let them help solve it this time!

Megure Police Department: Mori, how can a policeman say such useless things?We are the police, we must have the ability to solve cases independently.

The forensic doctor at the side: Mumu Police Department, according to the preliminary inspection, there is an unknown evil spirit remaining at the scene...

Meguro Police Department: Alright!Let's ask some detective agency to investigate!

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After Ba Wei quickly solved the case, Mori Kogoro: I heard that the current detectives of Dazai Detective Agency are all sons taught by a mysterious female detective. How strong is that female detective's detective ability?

Mu Ping, who has no detective skills at all, and is simply driven to the shelves: ...Pray to God again today, there will be no cases that Su Nuo and the others can't solve, or send me a few more talents with better detective skills!

Japanese Xiaotian said: I heard it!That's it.

China's great heaven said: Daughter, don't worry, I will send the talent to you immediately.