[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 290 Big Cookie

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The big snake seemed to have really been beaten away, and there was no trace of it anymore. The brave and fearless people were sent around to investigate, but there was really no trace.

After hearing the news, the prefect of Suzhou City came to visit the legendary fairy.

Lin Ruhai hadn't woken up yet, so Mrs. Lin had to receive her on her behalf. Jia Min gently parted her cherry lips and said softly, "The fairy and my son have a predestined relationship in the past, so they came to save me. Your lord may have heard of it. My son has been pretending to be a girl in order to prolong his life, and he can live a safe life until he is 15 years old. I didn't expect it to be due to the fairy. My son and the fairy fell in love at first sight, hahahaha"

Yao Sanniang hid behind the pillar and eavesdropped, she was stunned, are you just talking nonsense like that!I didn't say anything!

The magistrate's eyes were red with jealousy. He has three sons and three daughters. He used to think that the Lin family boy might not live long, and he was reluctant to part with his daughter, so he did not agree to Lin Ruhai's marriage proposal.Now that I think about it, I might as well agree and take my daughter as the main wife. What if my son can marry a fairy!

"Oh, this is Yu Yin, the ancestor of the Lin family, who protects his descendants!"

"you do not say!"

After returning home, the magistrate was going to be furious, and wrote a memorial full of jealousy: Although a big snake appeared outside the city of Suzhou, after His Majesty's benevolence and virtue shined on the earth, and after the minister's cultivation of virtue and sacrifices and prayers, there appeared a The fairy subdued the big snake.But!But Lin Ruhai, an old thief, was sending his son to Beijing for the exam at the city gate, and took the opportunity to pretend to be unconscious... The little fairy kindly sent him home. Because he was ignorant of the world, he was abducted by the old thief with a few words, and made an engagement with his son.After hearing the news, the minister rushed to Lin's mansion and wanted to invite the fairy to meet His Majesty, but Lin Jiashi refused.

Yao Sanniang woke up Lin Daiyu: "Hey, hey, don't sleep! Your mother said that we have a long-standing destiny, and we fell in love at first sight."

Lin Daiyu stretched her waist, subconsciously hugged her and took her to the bed. Seeing the shocked expressions of the four maids and two nuns next to her, she quickly pretended to touch the jade pendant on her waist, and whispered, "Someone is here~ cough cough Cough, you all get out!"

The maidservant exited the bedroom with a strange expression, and waited in the outer room.

Lin Daiyu whispered, "Why did you say that suddenly?" Even if my mother wanted to trick you into staying, she wouldn't fool you like that.

Yao Sanniang sat on the edge of the bed, and habitually reached out to pinch his soft belly: "A magistrate came to see her."

Lin Daiyu said with a smile: "That's right, my calculation is not bad."

The two clung to each other for a long time, and Yao Sanniang left again.

Jia Min grabbed Lin Ruhai's ear: "Don't be afraid when the snakes are gone, why are you so timid! You said Yao Sanniang will be our daughter-in-law, okay?"

Lin Ruhai said weakly, "Don't pull my ears."

Jia Min pinched his beard and tugged at him in a good manner: "Tell me quickly, do you think it's good or not?"

Lin Ruhai almost rolled his eyes, but the action of rolling his eyes was degrading: "I'm afraid she is a fairy, a hermit in the mountains, and looks down on the world of mortals."

"Then you are overthinking." Jia Min heard that he agreed, and let go of her hand with a smile, complacent: "I watched her eat, she ate four plates of snacks and two plates of fruit, and how much did she eat at lunch?" No matter how much, I don't dislike the 'mortal world' at all, but I really like braised sauce." Blessed to eat so much!No wonder she can become a fairy, I can only eat a few mouthfuls in one meal, and how many bowls can she eat!

Lin Ruhai: I was just scared, but my wife became stupid.

Jia Min said: "I'll inquire more carefully. If she also likes our Yu'er, we will settle the matter. Hey, I'm afraid it won't work. You passed out at that time, and our son seemed to be frightened. Oops , I blame you for making my son so timid."

Yao Sanniang, who was squatting at the window to eavesdrop, snickered and left.

In the middle of the night, Yao Sanniang stepped over the maid who was sleeping on the ground next to the bed and crawled onto Lin Daiyu's bed fumblingly: "Wake up! I heard from your mother that you were frightened. I will calm you down."

Applause for love: clap clap!

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The father and son were weak and bedridden together, and they could only get up after resting for several days.

Although Lin Ruhai was so afraid of snakes that it cast a shadow on the city gate, he still forced him for many reasons such as 'my son is going to Beijing for the first time to catch up for the exam', 'he might be the number one scholar in high school', 'my son is smart and good-looking, and he can be the prime minister in the future' and many other reasons. He went out of the city and sent his son off.

The father and son parted again in tears.

Yao Sanniang wore her hair full of pearls and emeralds, and she was happily riding in the carriage in the gorgeous clothes Jia Min gave her.

Jia Min has already regarded her as his daughter-in-law, hinted many times, and San Niang seems to be very willing, so Jia Min took a lot of gorgeous jewelry for her, and it is tentatively made up, and after finding her family members, she will formally change it. Geng Tie made a decision.This daughter-in-law is good at everything, but... her aesthetics are not very good, it seems that she has been in Taoism since she was a child, and she has been in poverty for too long.For example, she likes gold with rubies and gold with pearls very much, and no matter how many hairpins she wears on her head, she doesn't feel heavy, and she can't wait to put her head into a vase.

This is the aesthetics of a very upstart, and it does not match the pursuit of "quiet and elegant" ladies by literati. Jia Min rolled his eyes and handed over the job of teaching her how to match jewelry to his son, so that boys and girls can get closer and avoid getting married. Not yet familiar.

It's also because this young couple is lurking very well, in fact...the 48 poses are very familiar, and the other party's every angle and detail are very familiar

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Travel during the day, read at night, and finally sleep together.The sleep time is not long, but people are very energetic.

On the night of the eighth day, Lin Daiyu leaned on the bed and recited: "The body of Erba Jia is like a crisp, and she cuts fools with a sword at her waist."

Yao Sanniang felt uncomfortable after hearing this: "What? What do you mean by that?" Are you looking for cuts?You really can't fight with such a small body.

Seeing her angry, Lin Daiyu felt strange, it was the first time she saw her angry after being together for such a long time: "Keeping righteousness and abstaining from prostitution is the right way in the world, and the most holy teacher also said so."

Yao Sanniang snorted coldly: "Go to sleep, I have something to go out."

Kong Qiu, Kong Zhong, Nikon's second child!Talk nonsense if you have kidney deficiency!

Lin Daiyu was just teasing her, but she didn't expect to be alone on the empty bed, so she quickly got up: "Sanniang don't go, I, I want to die, please give me the sword." Then, he stretched out his hand to grab her small waist .

Yao Sanniang: "Hahahahahahaha..."

After a night of lingering, Yao Sanniang stroked the only hair on his chest, and studied with interest, why is there only one hair on his chest?Why only one?The chest hair of the senior brother was burned when he tempered his body with real fire. Some senior brothers have chest hair and leg hair, but I only have leg hair.Why do you only have one, why not pull it out!

Yao Sanniang thought so, and pulled it out casually.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Lin Daiyu's expression is like a dead fish that has been boiled into fish soup, but still can pick out a dead fish, with strange lights shining in its eyes."

Yao Sanniang pinched this hair, um, what am I doing?Why should I pull it?Forget it and leave it alone: ​​"Tie hair as husband and wife..." Wait, there seems to be something wrong.

"That's the hair, not the hair on the body." Lin Daiyu made a Xizi holding a heart, her long and soft black hair was scattered on her shoulders, and her slender chest and waist were covered with sporadic red marks. She frowned slightly and covered her hands The appearance of the heart is delicate and beautiful.

Yao Sanniang took two more bites with great interest: "Okay, okay, Daiyu, there is still some time before the exam, how about you staying at my house for a few days? The journey is not far, so it won't delay your rush for the exam."

Lin Daiyu went in without knowing it: "Okay."

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On this day, a group of people walked to the official road on the side of the mountain. The mountain was relatively steep, mostly rocky, and few trees.

suddenly!There was a thunderbolt in the clear sky!Rock-shattering!

Accompanied by the loud noise of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking, smoke and dust billowed down a large pile of stones, which happened to bury Mr. Lin, Ms. Yao and several boxes of luggage under it.

The second butler led a group of stunned fellows and turned around and ran away, whispering: "I'm sure I won't be able to survive if I'm buried below."

"No wonder you said you want to be raised as a daughter. If you are a daughter, you won't go out."

"Didn't you say Miss Yao is a fairy?"

"Look, what kind of god can you be if you are buried in the ground? Let me tell you, thunder is divided into five elements. It is called gold thunder when it is hacked to death by a knife, and it is called earth thunder when it is crushed to death by a stone!"

"Really, hey, hey, it's amazing!"

"Well, how do we go back and report to the master and wife, this Lin family is unprecedented."

"Everyone, if you want me to tell you, let's not go back to report the funeral. The master and wife are not in good health. If you hear such news, if you get excited and make troubles, it is our fault. How about this, the young master went to Beijing to rush for the exam and brought 1 taels of silver for emergency , let’s divide up the money, let’s break it up like this.” The housekeeper is just for the money, the master gave 1 taels of cash and 1 taels of silver bills... As for the young master, there is no news after the song, why are the master and wife so anxious to send someone? He doesn't care if he looks for it.

Lin Daiyu felt a blur in front of her eyes, and she stood on the cloud head: "Huh? Am I dead?"

"Hee hee hee, what are you thinking? Why did you die?" Yao Sanniang hooked his neck: "I'll take you back~"

"Oh." He closed his eyes and realized that he was a little afraid of heights... quite afraid of heights!

After a while, I opened my eyes and saw that there was a sea of ​​clouds under my feet, and I couldn't distinguish between front, back, left, and right, and I couldn't see what was below, so it was better.

Yao Sanniang said softly, "Let me tell you something~"

"Sanniang, tell me." He suddenly saw that his bookcase was also in the sea of ​​clouds.

Yao Sanniang smiled shyly: "Actually... the elder sister you saw was changed by my brother. He was afraid of scaring you."

Lin Daiyu said calmly: "Oh." I was so scared that it didn't matter.

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"Ahhhhhhhhh!" He looked straight over, just in time to see Senior Brother Chi Xiu's strong and round chest muscles... It's not that Lin Daiyu is short, but Senior Brother is really tall.Tall and strong, like the gods in the paintings, moreover, he is tough and handsome.

After confirming again and again that this was the big sister he admired, Lin Daiyu fell into a deep sluggish state.

Yao Sanniang: "Hee hee hee hee"

Huangfu: "Hee hee hee hee hee"

Zi Shu: "Hee hee hee hee"

Lin Daiyu stood up desperately: "Sanniang, you, are you sure you are a woman?"

Yao Sanniang hooked her small tube top and looked inside, only to see two white and soft big rabbits, she proudly raised her chest and trembled: "Of course!"

Chi Xiu looked calm. I have seen how my juniors and brothers are assholes. Now it is neither funny nor angry: "Lin Daiyu, if you want to go back on your word, I will send you back to take the No. Show sincerity."

Lin Daiyu pondered for a moment, feeling very hopeless, and didn't dare to look at him: "I really want to marry you, but I don't know if there is a record in the mountains? I'm afraid I won't return for a long time, and my parents are old, so I can't wait."

Chi Xiu said, "It's only half a year."

Lin Daiyu readily agreed.

Chi Xiu led him to a big tree, brought him a saw and said, "Saw the tree."

The tree was as thick as the author's thigh—well, pretty thick.

The delicate Mr. Lin took two full days to saw it off. Although he was a bit shy, he still worked hard to get acquainted with Sanniang's seniors.

At night, I would light up the lamp in Sanniang’s room to read books. It was very hard work. When I woke up the next day, I felt so sore that I couldn’t bear it: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

San Niang said: "Let me teach you to absorb the aura of heaven and earth~"

Then Chi Xiu asked him to fetch water from the deep pool in the back mountain to irrigate the medicine garden, and gave him a very small pitcher. To put it bluntly, Mr. Lin collapsed from exhaustion when he reached the pool. the distance.

Climbing mountains and mountains can strengthen the legs, and holding a water can and bucket can also exercise the arms.

After more than a month, Lin Daiyu's appetite increased from one spoonful to eight spoonfuls, almost catching up with Sanniang's appetite.

Then began to practice martial arts.

Lin Daiyu: I feel like crying every day.

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When the day came, Yao Sanniang drove him to the capital to rush for the exam, and then resorted to fairy tricks to capture all the servants and servants who had fled to various places and beat him up.order them to continue serving.

One was scared to death.

Lin Daiyu calmly visited each other with his declining grandparents' family, declined the request to get married, and then studied carefully to prepare for the examination in 20 days.

Yao Sanniang made a great sacrifice, and she said righteously: "Just one time tonight will be fine."

Lin Daiyu was very moved: "A good wife!" I was so tired from studying, I couldn't stand it four times a night, and I will finish the exam!

The imperial examination was followed by the imperial examination, and the emperor himself was the chief examiner, and the students who passed the examination could be called "students of the son of heaven".

The emperor took Lin Daiyu's paper and nodded secretly: "Lin Daiyu is indeed the son of Lin Ruhai, and he is the number one scholar! Very good! She looks very beautiful, and I will be named Tanhua Lang."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Lin Daiyu: Damn, I know what they are laughing at!

The emperor and the queen complained: "No wonder the fairy fell in love with Lin Daiyu, she is so beautiful!"

The queen asked: "How beautiful is it?"

The emperor pinched his short beard stubble and thought for a while: "It's a little worse than me, it can be said that it looks like Pan An."

2 Master Lin, the prefect of Sichuan Province, is a man of color and soul. In his spare time, he and his wife just mess around and indulge in sensuality.

Yao Sanniang was wearing a small tube top of a Persian dancer, and a gold chain with tassels was tied around her slender willow waist, twisting enchantingly.Her slender feet were on the carpet, and there were six silver bells on her anklets.

Lin Daiyu slumped on the chair, unable to withstand the heat of midsummer with his current practice, the tulle robe was unbuttoned, revealing his thin six-pack abs.

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Later, Lin Daiyu retired from his old age and returned to his hometown. It is rumored that he followed his wife into the mountains to practice. It is said that people will see him decades later.

With the same appearance as when he was a teenager, Tanhualang lived up to his reputation.

The author has something to say: prepare a new book to enter V's [-]D update. "Interstellar Phoenix Stage (Cultivation + Ability)"

Also, I'm not feeling well during my menstrual period... I'm low on energy, so I'll take a break from this book for a few days, and then I'll write about the sex change between Wen Si and Brother Zhuo.

I wish the little angels and big babies in the college entrance examination the gold list!