Chapter 291 Brother Wen 4 and Miss Zhuo
Chapter 291 Brother Wen 4 and Miss Zhuo
Once you travel through the written four, you still can't read the books. After all, in this era, the Analects of Confucius is regarded as a children's book, and the Analects of Confucius is a rough literature. There are also Q#$# and @%¥# in the Four Books and Five Classics. There are so many books. It is necessary to memorize and understand and to use a sentence at any time...Sajia can't do it!
The black fat man who claims to be an educated person and writes novels for a living, and who can write two lines of poems, "I drink drunk alone, and seven or eight girls sleep with me" angrily abandons his pen and joins the army.
Still playing with cats and dogs, making trouble everywhere, finding people to fight, hunting in the mountains and fishing in the river.
It's just that this time I can swim in the river with my friends, and I still eat from a black boy to become a black fat boy, and practice martial arts from a small black fat boy to become a strong black boy.He also happily grew a fluffy sideburns.
He buried his face in the water, let the water soak his beard, and shook his head wildly to see if he could shake it dry.
"Hahahaha I'm like a retarded man! Hahaha"
After several summers passed, he was startled when he looked in the mirror, what the hell, am I of African descent?
In winter, I also have to practice martial arts seriously. I haven't been able to take a bath for three or nine days a month, but I still sweat profusely every day.
He sniffed the armpits on his clothes, and was almost fainted by the strong body fragrance: "No, I have to take a bath, and there will be many flies following me here."
So he ran to the river, dug out a piece of water, jumped in and took a good bath.
After returning home, he developed a fever and was dying of fever. He was beaten up by his uncle during his illness.
Because the uncle knows that this kid will run away after he recovers from his illness!
Uncle: "Little bastard! It's your fate not to be caught by the water ghost! How can I explain to you when something really happened! Do you dare to do it again in the future!"
Even though the uncle didn't give him money, he couldn't be a playboy in fresh clothes and angry horses, but he could still fight chickens and dogs, and fight.
With a pair of iron fists at a young age, Wen Si was honored as the fourth brother by the boys and gangsters in the city, and he was also a frequent visitor to the yamen and medical clinics.If you hurt someone else, go to the Yamen, if you get hurt, go to the hospital.
Since he was always talking nonsense, the owner of the medical clinic was very suspicious that this guy was eyeing his two daughters, and told the children in every possible way: "Don't make do with Wen Si. Although he is not a bad person, he is not a decent person."
When Wen Si heard it, he expressed his displeasure, but he didn't dare to offend the doctor, so he silently admitted it.
The happiest thing about the unlucky girl who time-traveled is that she can finally experience the joy of '拤'~
In my previous life, I was curious about the difference in feeling between boys and girls when they use their hands to solve current problems.
Finally at the age of 13, I couldn't hold back any longer. I felt that coming once now would not affect my development. I took a bath with a sense of ritual, and combed my hair and legs.
Holding a certain fresh human organ in his hand, he hummed a song to cheer himself up: "Pull the radish, pull the radish~ hey yow yow~ pluck the radish~ hey yow hey yow~ I can't pull it out~"
He took a sip of his own deoxyribonucleotide: "Bah! It's not sweet at all!"
There is no watch, and after an unknown time, it enters the sage time.
"Why did I time travel? Did God give me some mission? What about my space? What about my system? As a time-traveling text of a woman wearing a man, I don't have a golden finger, and I don't even have the talent of photographic memory. Is it plausible? Is it plausible?"
"What is the meaning of life? What is the meaning of my existence? Do I want to rebel and become emperor?"
"The Yule carved saddle tour is where the Zhangtai Road is not visible from the height of the building."
The sage's time passed, and he ran out to play wildly again, caught a few bullfrogs and came back to cook frogs in a dry pot.
The eldest aunt shot like the wind: "What are you running, little bastard! You are not young anymore, hurry up and be honest. I will find you a good wife. If you work hard, you may be able to have seven or eight children. If you educate them well, you will have revenge sooner or later." A day of hatred!"
Fourth brother Wen rolled up his clothes and scattered silver that night, then climbed over the wall and left.
I also do odd jobs, work as a nurse, help others (following group fights), and steal some money from the pockets of drunk dudes.
I worked as a helper in Six Doors, robbed tombs with Captain Mojin, and caught the robbers to receive the bounty.
There is also a martial arts competition between disciples of various sects, there is no need to repeat these things.
Time flies like a white horse, gone forever.
Under the ravages of wind, sand and years, the tall, handsome boy with dark face turned into a tall man with strong arms, beard, chest hair and leg hair.
He could no longer satisfy him and wanted a daughter-in-law.
I went to the Fengyue place to play once. I was afraid of getting sick and didn't dare to have any substantive actions. I was just mouthed once.
Fourth brother Wen was lying in the Yangzhou bathhouse, and the pedicure master was digging out her corns.Suddenly, I thought of a philosophical question. I was originally a woman, but now I am a man. Psychological identity... I don’t have any psychological identity.
I am now looking for a wife, is it homosexual or heterosexual?For a person like me who loves to take a bath but doesn't like picking his own feet, he should be a woman at heart, so should I find a boyfriend?Although there are now "Qi Brothers" who are not recognized by the government as gay couples recognized by the public, but they have been blasted...
Is the prostate in a good mood?Should I poke and read... In this era when there are no serialized novels, no TV dramas, movies, and no mobile games, the most interesting things are to drink flowers, count money, and play with yourself. "Ah! Uncle, take it easy!"
The pedicure master pinched his feet again: "How about it, young man, do you feel more comfortable?"
"Huh? Really!"
"You have a strong yang!"
Fourth brother Wen looked around, in this bathhouse, his own carrot is the biggest~ so proud!
The hungry and thirsty brawny man suddenly heard that there was a rich and unkind old man who wanted to marry a friend's girl who was 50 years younger than him.It is not easy to marry a daughter-in-law, but it is easier to grab one.
Robbing a woman from a good family does not conform to my moral standards, but a girl who is forced into marriage can be snatched up. If she doesn't intend to make a promise with her body, I will send her away.Hey, a good-looking hero will say "No repayment, promise with your body", and a rough-looking person like me will change it to "Great kindness and great virtue will have no repayment. In the next life, we will make grass and rings, and be like a cow and a horse." , to repay the benefactor'.So angry!
Having said that, he still found a small hidden shop and tapped the code: "Brother, is there any stock?"
"Newly arrived yellow goods."
"Take two catties."
"A penny a catty."
"to make."
The door of the small shop was pushed open a small crack, and a vigilant, mischievous person came out, accompanied by a strong and mellow smell.
Paying the money with one hand and delivering the goods with the other, Fourth Brother Wen threw over two coins, put the lotus leaf purse under his arm, turned around and left.
Go back and close the doors and windows, take out a jar of wine, carefully open the lotus leaf bag, and prepare to enjoy it~
Cooked beef!This dynasty attaches great importance to agriculture, and it is a crime to kill cattle and eat beef!What came into being with it was the black market transaction!
Unscrupulous traders steal cattle or buy old farm cattle from farmers, kill them and sell the meat at a high price.
Brother Wen, who knows the law and breaks the law, has contributed to this kind of unhealthy tendencies. Even so... the beef is delicious!
……
Zhuo Donglai was killed by the cursed sword. It was not human beings who killed him, but God's will.
The sword piercing into the chest didn't hurt at all, it was cool, and there was a feeling of relief.
The glory and wealth in the world, you fight for each other, has nothing to do with me anymore.
He closed his eyes with a hint of pleasure, ready to face the afterlife indifferently.
After a long period of darkness and silence... I heard a woman's noisy voice, and the woman's voice sounded disgusting: "I tell you, you have followed Mr. Zhao, and you wear gold and silver all day long, and you are more miserable than you." Life does not know how many times better!
Uncle Zhao is a bit older, but age hurts people.
Look at your current situation, who else would want you besides Uncle Zhao? "
Zhuo Donglai wondered, under what circumstances, should the widow be persuaded to remarry?Who am I then?The widow's son?Well, I knew that my luck must be bad, and I wouldn't have the good fortune of being pampered in reincarnation.
A pair of wet and rough hands patted his arm: "Miss Wang, why are you looking for life and death. Uh"
'Miss Wang' opened his eyes, those tender, obedient, sad and helpless eyes were full of murderous intent, he found that he had no strength and his hands and feet were bound, he was so mad! "Okay, I'll marry."
"Uh……"
"What?" Zhuo Donglai said lightly, "I'm hungry."
"You don't go on a hunger strike, you don't seek life or death?"
'She' showed a pretty smile: "No, I'm thinking about it." If I don't eat, how can I have the strength to kill and escape?
Even though his hands were bound, Zhuo Donglai wiped them to make sure that he really became a woman.The sky is falling apart!
God!Can you make me more unlucky?In this cruel world, how difficult it is for a woman to live!Men only have to worry about losing their heads, while women also have to worry about being raped first and then killed... huh?It doesn't make any difference, just treat it as being beaten.It's time for this body to get married, and it must be not too young. Is it too late to practice martial arts now?
When I just woke up, the vision in front of me was a little blurry, but it was much better after I drank some water.
The furnishing of the house is considered rich, and it looks rigid and depressing.He was wearing silk and covered with brocade.
Zhuo Donglai ate a meal with no expression on his face. There was meat and polished rice, and the cooked ones were edible.The plan has changed, stay here, whether it is a concubine or a housekeeper, a place where I can practice martial arts without worrying about food and clothing, I am so weak, as long as I save my life, it is enough, don't worry about too many things.Now my hands are shaking while holding a bowl to eat, there is no need to escape and die outside.
The beauty in the mirror was slender, pale and haggard, with slender collarbones and sunken eye sockets, but she was still very good-looking.Zhuo Donglai sighed sadly, it's not difficult to escape, what will happen next?
He knew what the bottom of the rivers and lakes was like, bachelors would not let them off as long as they were women, no matter how old or ugly, as long as they could be used.To escape or not to escape is to face the question of a man or a group of men.
The escaped concubine will definitely be pursued, 'Uncle Zhao' will definitely go to the yamen to hand out money, I can't follow the official path if I want to escape...
Now this appearance is considered to be a delicate beauty, if she is caught by traffickers and sold into a brothel, it will be even more difficult to get out, even practicing martial arts.
If you don't have martial arts, you will be bullied at will, no matter how smart you are.
The current facial features are not good. If you can pretend to be a servant if you are ugly, it will be much safer.
Compared with chastity or moral reputation, living and living safely are the most important.
He made up his mind to stay here with peace of mind, eat meat and practice martial arts.Ten days passed in a blink of an eye, and it was time for the wedding.
Zhuo Donglai has recovered a little bit of his internal strength, which is equivalent to when he was six years old in his previous life, he would get up in the middle of the night to practice boxing, legs, and lightness kung fu.I tried the sleeping acupoints with a maid, it was very good, and now the acupoints are still effective.
He was trapped between square inches, silently accumulating his own strength.
The day before the big wedding, I saw an old man with white beard and hair. Unexpectedly, this was not the old man, but the groom.
"Ninny, I watched you grow up. Back then, your father and I were friends and entrusted you to me. Now that you are married to me, live a good life with me."
"Um……"
The old man walked away triumphantly, and there was a young man in his 20s at the door: "Grandpa"
The old man grabbed his head and took him away.
"No matter how young she is, she is still your grandpa's wife, don't stare at her!"
The wedding banquet was not shabby at all, it was made as if it was decent and the media was getting married.
'She' covered her head, pricked up her ears and listened lightly. All the famous officials, gentry and military generals in the city came to congratulate her. What she envied in her words was not the joy of 'a pear blossom pressing a crabapple', but money.
Suddenly, I heard a man with lightness kung fu walking through the window. The sound of these footsteps was very strange.
"Girl, I heard that he forced you to marry him, is it true?"
"Ok?"
The hijab was lifted by a black hairy hand, and Ms. Zhuo saw a tall and stalwart black man who looked like a door god.
Brother Wen saw a slender and petite girl with downcast eyes, who looked very pitiful: "Come with me. I don't have a wife. Although I don't have as much money as him, I"
"I'm not leaving." Miss Zhuo blinked and showed a nice smile.
"Why, it's a disadvantage for you to stay here."
"Hero, you don't have as much money as he does. I don't want to wander around with you. I want his family property."
"Girl, he is so ambitious." Fourth Brother Wen said, "He has sons and grandchildren, and he may not be able to have children now."
Miss Zhuo looked at him carefully. Although he was dark and his face and hands were hairy, the clothes on his body were clean and tidy, there was no food residue on his beard, and there was no bad smell on his body.Tall and tall, although his lightness kung fu is a bit weak, he can catch the eye.
She looks very lecherous, but she doesn't lose her vitality.
She smiled and gathered her skirt, pointed under the bed: "Go in, I need your help in the wedding night."
The author has something to say: My moral integrity is gone!
Seriously, after reading all kinds of public cases and verdicts and quack novels...
What Zhuo Donglai thinks about is the darkest social situation.
Rape, gang rape, and trafficking cases exist at any time, and they occur more in places close to hooligans.
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