[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 289 Cookies

Mr. Lin expressed shock and puzzlement at the possibility of being blocked by the woman's family.My father is a high-ranking official, and I have the talent of the number one scholar. In the future, I will be appointed as a marquis and worshiped as a minister. Leaving aside the status of this nobleman, I am still so handsome, and she has a good relationship with me. Why does her master not agree?Follow me to enjoy the riches and honor in the world, what's wrong?

These days, I have racked my brains in order to prepare an excuse to persuade my parents not to marry me a daughter-in-law of the right family, but a girl from a commoner family... I don't know the details at all.Could it be that I still have to find a way to persuade a pure-minded Taoist to marry her cute little apprentice into a powerful family?Seeing that Yao Sanniang has never eaten or seen anything, she should be living in poverty.

Lin Daiyu suddenly remembered that people in the Taoist sect may not be as "declining" as the mortal world, and may still retain the legacy of the ancient times, and they must be steadfast... No, I have read history books, the more ancient times, the less they care about women remarrying once Two or three times, women want to live, and the king wants people to have more children, so there is no time to worry about chastity.Moreover, Confucius was not born in ancient times.

"I don't know if the master is a man or a woman, how many years of practice, what are your hobbies?" Lin Daiyu is full of confidence, I am best at coaxing old men and old ladies~ I am so good-looking!

Chi Xiu smiled slightly: "I'm not going to go into details about these things, but when it's appropriate, I'll take you to meet your teacher."

Lin Daiyu didn't say anything, but asked, "Can my sister know divination?"

"Understood."

Lin Daiyu didn't believe his so-called "slight understanding" at all, and he was very, very proficient in everything he said "slight understanding": "I don't know if I will be the number one student in high school this time when I come to Beijing to rush for the exam."

Chi Xiu pinched his fingers and burst out laughing.

Yao Sanniang was wrapped around Mr. Lin's back, amused by the result of the calculation of her senior brother, and also curiously calculated: "Hahahahaha"

Lin Daiyu looked blank: "What are you laughing at?"

The pair of sisters laughed even harder.

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Yao Sanniang struggled like a centipede picked up by chopsticks, baring her teeth and claws to resist, but was lightly carried away by Chi Xiu.

Chi Xiu leisurely: "Go back and explain to Master yourself."

Yao Sanniang exerted all her strength on her waist, wrapped it around his arm, and rubbed it like a cat: "Senior brother~ Am I not your favorite little junior sister~ Why do you want me to explain to Master...I can't say it... ..."

Chi Xiu looked at the stupid junior sister tenderly, and held her ear: "I became a woman for you, and I was molested by your frivolous bastard, isn't it good enough for you? Why don't I explain my recent experiences in detail?" Master, let's see how Master evaluates."

Yao Sanniang grinned: "Master will ask you to turn into a woman for him~hehehe~ When senior brother becomes senior sister, her breasts are big and her legs are long. It's so beautiful."

Chi Xiu beat her shyly, but didn't use much strength.

Yao Sanniang insisted: "Ah, it's comfortable~ Senior sister's little fist is so comfortable~ I haven't been hit by you for a long time, I really can't get used to it."

As soon as she raised her head, she met a dazed big snake.

Animals like snakes usually have no expression, but with this snake and its thick, big tongue, it was shocking.

Huangfu was so frightened that he changed from a prototype to a human form: "What, what happened!"

Taking a deep breath: "Ah! Sanniang was put to sleep! Who is this hero who is doing harm to the people?"

Chi Xiu let go of his hand calmly.

Yao Sanniang rushed out like a wild dog running free, and fought with Huangfu.

Chi Xiu watched quietly from the side, and sighed dissatisfied, the younger brothers and younger sisters didn't study hard.

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Immortal Zhenyuan: "Third Niang already, huh?" As a master, I'm still too embarrassed to say that the female apprentice slept with someone.

Yao Sanniang was eating happily with a pot of red bean rice. The seniors either laughed at or sincerely congratulated her on the red bean rice. I don't know where the habit came from. The seniors didn't explain it to her. "Well, it's delicious with honey~!"

Chi Xiu croaked and croaked for a long time.

From the background of the Lin family, Sanniang's delivery to the door all the way to the other party's plan.

Immortal Zhenyuan nodded: "Follow her."

Marry if you like it, and come back if you are not happy. Marriage and marriage are just a false name.

Since unmarried men and women are unmarried, there will be no harm to heaven and harmony, so let's go, so as not to worry about it for decades and become a demon in the end.

With Sanniang's temperament, she would definitely get into trouble with her husband's family for at least half a month or more than a year, and would come back as soon as she got angry.

After a little more anger for a while, there were no Jiazi in the mountain, and the other party's whole family died.

Chi Xiu said: "Master, this disciple thinks that marriage should not be a joke, so I plan to take him to the mountain secretly to try it out." If it is good, teach him the art of cultivation, even if he cannot become a fairy, he can prolong his life for hundreds of years. In order not to make Sanniang sad.

"Well, it's up to you." Great Immortal Zhenyuan thought happily, he is so happy to have you as his apprentice.

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"Master, a big snake appeared outside Gusu City, and it ate people!"

"What!" Lin Ruhai was so frightened that he dropped his book. Although a gentleman should face a mountain collapse in front of him without changing his color, I am afraid of snakes!

"It's grown! It's said to be more than ten feet long, and that waist is thicker than a stone mill! The bloody mouth is bigger than a boat!"

Lin Ruhai almost passed out.Wuwuwu I am most afraid of snakes, shut up and stop talking!He forced himself to be calm: "What now?"

"The magistrate is calling snake catchers to drive away the big snake, and the realgar from the medicine shop in the city has also been collected. Now...everyone is avoiding the west gate, and there is no other way."

Lin Ruhai sighed: "You go and tell the young master not to go out for fun recently. Send people to the neighboring cities to buy a lot of realgar. Don't spare money."

Snake!It's a snake!Such a big snake!I want to resign and go home...

Lin Ruhai couldn't even finish his dinner, he felt that the shredded meat was like a snake, the slices of meat were like snake scales, and the meat soup... was also very fishy.Under the influence of psychology, I only ate vegetables and rice, intending to fool myself and said: "People who don't eat meat, snakes will not like to eat it when they smell it."

In the evening, Lin Daiyu was seriously studying and preparing to go to Beijing for the exam, but she was still a little worried: "Will Sanniang be in danger? Where does she live at night?"

Yao Sanniang was drunk when she came, and almost fell to the ground with her left foot and right foot when she passed through the wall, but fortunately she held on to the case to stabilize herself.

Lin Daiyu hurriedly put down the book: "Sanniang, you're finally here, you smell so much alcohol, how much have you drunk?"

"No, not many! Just, just two jars!" Yao Sanniang shyly, softly, weakly and bonelessly poured into Lin Daiyu's arms.

Lin Daiyu worked hard for a long time, but before she was dragged to the soft bed, her face was flushed with exhaustion, she was sweating profusely, and her hands and legs were shaking.

With a slap, both of them fell to the ground, but he put himself on the bottom with pity: "San Niang, San Niang, wake up, I can't do it. You are too heavy, you crushed me to death... crushed me..."

Yao Sanniang turned over and rolled onto the ground with a snap.

"Ugh..."

Lin Daiyu took a deep breath, feeling as if she had been reborn.

Huangfu covered his face and laughed: "The man Sanniang is looking for is so weak, how could she not kill him?"

Chi Xiu didn't answer him.

Huangfu said, "I'm talking about doing that."

Chi Xiu said: "San Niang is very gentle."

Huangfu laughed so hard that he almost rolled over in his original shape.

In the end, it was Yao Sanniang who circulated the real qi, sobered up, and helped Lin Daiyu to the bed.

Looking at the two people kissing and touching on the bed outside the window, they couldn't help but commented: "Actually, it's more fun to do it in the shape of a snake. I have two, and humans only have one. Humph. I can wrap around each other several times, and the time is also faster than humans." Long, one day at a time, one day at a time."

Chi Xiu smiled contemptuously: "But he is still a strong person, and it is more interesting to be able to do it."

Huangfu said, "Brother, you seem to be very experienced."

Chi Xiu waved his hand subtly: "It's just mediocre."

Snakes never knew how to avoid people doing this kind of thing. Chi Xiu lived in an era when the concept of marriage was not yet clear. Every spring and when offering sacrifices to the god of fertility, you can often see couples in the woods. People, just look at it, and it’s not interesting. After a while, you can harvest a large number of newborns, raise them well for more than ten years, and be able to farm, fight and have children. How wonderful.

Huangfu said: "I'm bored, let's go drink. The two villains who ate during the day are a little flustered, and their stomachs are uncomfortable."

Chi Xiu applauded, and expressed deep concern that Lin Daiyu couldn't hold Sanniang's small body. I can lift her up with one hand, but you can't help her stand up.

19

The test will be in spring, but those who have the conditions will go to Beijing in the autumn of the previous year. They should settle down and study carefully so as not to be acclimatized to the environment, and to avoid the fatigue of the road from affecting their performance.What's more, sometimes the road is long, and it will take two months on the road.

Trembling and cautious, Lin Ruhai left the mansion and then the east gate to send his son to Beijing for the exam.He was wearing an orange-yellow robe, which looked very young, but the smell was not very good. This robe was dyed with realgar.

When Lin Daiyu and her father parted, she almost cried, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, maybe it's because she's been wearing women's clothes for a long time, I really want to cry.The second steward led a dozen servants to lead the son's horse, and prepared a carriage, and there were several carriages behind.

Lin Ruhai gave careful instructions, the sorrow of parting overwhelmed the fear, he stared at his son riding away on the horse, and said in his heart, it would take at least a year to say goodbye, and if he was awarded an official position, he would not see him for many years.Jia Min was sitting in the carriage, already crying into tears.

Parents and son bid farewell.

Suddenly there was a gust of wind, the forest shook, and a thick and ferocious python appeared in front of everyone.

Lin Daiyu had heard about this plan a long time ago, but of course she was very calm... she was petrified.

Lin Ruhai was more straightforward and calm, and passed out before he could roll his eyes.

Many people were scared to pee.

Jia Min was so frightened that he turned into a stone statue, unable to move.

Huangfu flicked his tongue as thick as the mouth of a bowl: "Hiss, hiss!" Are you afraid!Labor and management will ask you if you are afraid!

"Watao! It's so fucking cool!" A fat black man who drove hundreds of miles to see the boa constrictor slapped his thigh in admiration.

Huangfu's attention was attracted by this fat black man.

Yao Sanniang was wearing a Taoist robe, hiding beside her and preparing to make a gorgeous appearance, but the person who acted for her was actually distracted.

Enraged enough, he appeared in the air with a sword in his hand: "Duo! That monster snake, don't go away!"

Huangfu spit at her, flicked his tail and whipped her, and walked away.

Yao Sanniang pretended to be cold and pressed down the cloud head, pretending to be unfamiliar and asked: "Mr. Lin, are you okay?"

Lin Daiyu's face was full of 'The boa constrictor is so big!so big!You are too real my third wife!This is not a boa constrictor!This is simply a dragon, it scared me to death! ' Reluctantly said: "I'm fine."

Jia Min didn't care too much, and pinched Lin Ruhai awake with his long nails: "Wake up quickly, look at that girl, she was the one who beat the boa constrictor away just now." Thinking of what his son said: If you don't marry the rich and powerful, although there is no help , but it is not easy to be implicated by in-laws.The current dignitaries are not doing well, and the Rongguo Mansion has been raided.

If this girl is really the beauty of her dreams, it's not bad.

The boy who had urinated all over the floor and passers-by A, B, C, D, etc. knelt down with a plop, "Immortal! Immortal lady!"

Lin Ruhai was still in shock, and Lin Daiyu didn't dare to leave, so she hurriedly sent her father home, asked the doctor to cook soothing soup, and introduced Fairy Sanniang to her mother.

Jia Min looked at her carefully, and she was different from the slender and delicate young lady she usually saw. She had a round face, chubby hands, and thick arms, and she really had the ability to subdue dragons and tigers. child.

She asked expectantly: "What is the name of the fairy? Where is the fairyland? How old is she? Are you married?"

Yao Sanniang saw this slender, delicate, weeping little old lady panting slightly, seeing her bee shoulders and willow waist, as thin as the beauty in the painting, suddenly felt that she was a little...too strong. "My name is Yao Sanniang, and I practiced in the mountains since I was a child."

Jia Min was very enthusiastic: "Thank you Sanniang for saving my family's life today, girl, don't leave, let me treat you for a few days, and I will repay everything."

She seriously analyzed in her heart: San Niang?Girls nowadays are called Second Sister and Third Sister, and sometimes they are called Erniang and Sanniang. This is an old name. I don't know if she is really a fairy who has lived for a long time, or if the teacher is following the old customs.

Yao Sanniang gracefully pushed away the empty snack plate and the empty fruit plate: "No, Mr. Lin is going to the capital to catch the exam, and there is still a calamity on the way. I have to protect him."

Jia Min smiled and said, "San Niang, did you and my son have a predestined relationship in a previous life? He said he dreamed about you." Very familiar plot.

"Really, I don't know him well." Yao Sanniang lowered her head shyly, and said to herself: I even know that there is a rouge mole on his buttocks.