My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 92: Say ’CHEESE’~

Xiao Shen hurriedly covered his eyes and turned around. "Hua-Hua, quickly put on your clothes!"

"Bah, Shen-Shen is no fun." Tian Hua stuck out her tongue and began wearing the uniform given to her by the old butler uncle. However, she had a very strong sense of satisfaction from being the cause of his little shen jumping up.

Women were strange creatures who took hours to dress up; three hours to wear the clothes, two hours to apply make up, an hour to pick the perfect earrings or the cutest shoes, thirty minutes looking at themselves in the mirror, twenty minutes making sure their fingernails looked alright, ten minutes applying another layer of lipgloss, five minutes adjusting the necklace so that their thin, white neck would be visible, four minutes putting on another layer of blush on their cheeks, three minutes looking in the mirror yet again.

Two minutes would be then spent striking a few dumb poses, and a full minute would be spent on staring at themselves in one particular pose.

Only then would they leave their room and meet their beloved who had waited to the death in a hot, stuffy car.

However, Tian Hua was not like that. She had a cute, small stature that made it so that very few clothes fit her body. But, once a dress was found to fit her size, it would automatically become the most fitting dress for her.

It did not matter what she wore, whether a high school uniform, an office worker’s female boss suit, a Buddhist kasaya, or even men’s clothing; she looked absolutely gorgeous in them!

"Alright, Shen-Shen, I’m done." Tian Hua’s sweet voice came from his back. Xiao Shen turned around to see the petite shortstack strike a kawaii anime pose with two fingers outstretched into the ’peace’ sign, and one leg raised from the knee.

She then used both her hands to cup her small face. "Do I look cute Shen-Shen?"

Xiao Shen smiled and pinched her cheek. "Hua-Hua always looks cute!"

Her smile brightened as she threw herself on his body, hugging him tightly. "Shen-Shen~"

Xiao Shen smiled warmly again as he patted her head. "Come on, Hua-Hua, let’s go. It’s impolite to keep the butler uncle waiting!"

Xiao Shen pressed on the door handle and tried to open the door, but the door was locked.

[Ahaha, Little Miss was well prepared!]

[Genuine fan of Little Miss now!]

[Little Miss is a perfect fit for Anchor! They look so cute together~]

[Lewd girlfriend and chaste boyfriend, super cute!]

"....." Xiao Shen was speechless.

"Tee-hee..." Tian Hua giggled sweetly and unlocked the door. "I thought it would be a good idea to lock it. After all, I didn’t want our fun to get interrupted~"

At the same time, Dong Wang came out of the opposite room. Hearing Tian Hua’s words, his face turned blank and a dark aura descended on his body.

Truly, they’re doing it on purpose, right?!

Bullying this single dog, I hope you two break up!

Dong Wang was feeling very aggrieved. "You two are mean! Our friendship is over!"

"....." Xiao Shen.

If I said that we did not do anything, would he even believe me??

He shook his head and sighed. "Let’s not keep Uncle Butler waiting for us."

"Right." Tian Hua and Dong Wang nodded their heads at the same time.

Simultaneously, another door opened and Xue Waoming came out. He spotted them further down into the corridor and smiled as he came over. "Only Liang Yang isn’t done changing yet?"

"Hmm." Dong Wang nodded his head. "Even people who were busy doing shameful things finished dressing up before him."

"...." Xiao Shen.

How was he supposed to clear up this misunderstanding?!

"Classmate Xue, are your clothes too small" Tian Hua said, changing the topic as Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming frowned and rubbed his shoulders.

Following her words, Xiao Shen and Dong Wang both turned around and looked at him.

"Ahaha, something like that." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming gave a hollow laugh as everybody’s attention immediately fell on him. His body was a bit buffed, making the slender arms of the white long sleeved shirt to bulge. He then flexed his muscles in various bodybuilder poses and chuckled. "I just hope the clothes won’t tear."

At the same time, another door opened up and Liang Yang walked out of the room. His long hair had been parked into a ponytail and he looked rather cool. Upon seeing everyone gathered in the corridor, he smiled and squinted his eyes slightly. "Ahaha, were you guys waiting for me?"

"Eh, why not." Dong Wang shrugged his shoulders.

"Since we’re all together, let’s go in, then." Xiao Shen said.

"Yeah, it would be impolite to keep the old butler uncle waiting." Tian Hua nodded in agreement. Then, she suddenly raised her small hand. "But wait!"

"???" Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming and Liang Yang gave her puzzled looks. Dong Wang raised a brow, and Xiao Shen tilted his head slightly. "Hua-Hua, what is the matter?"

Tian Hua raised her phone and waved it at them. "How can we skip this opportunity to take a group photo! We all look super cute!"

"She has a point." Liang Yang said as he ran his fingers through his hair.

Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming flexed his muscles. "Why not."

"I have no objections." Dong Wang said as he walked over.

"Neither do i." Xiao Shen shrugged his shoulders and also walked over to meet them.

Immediately, Tian Hua jumped into his arms in a princess carry and raised her phone for a selfie. "Everyone strike a pose and say ’CHEESE’!"

"CHEESE~" Everyone smiled as her phone took the picture with a clicking sound. Xue Waoming had flexed his arms, making his muscles bulge, Dong Wang had made a ’peace’ sign, Liang Yang winked to the camera, Tian Hua pressed her face against Xiao Shen’s chest, while Xiao Shen smiled.

It was a cool photo. She could already imagine posting it in her WeChat moments:

# Looking super cute at a fancy cocktail party with my boyfriend and his friends~

Tian Hua felt like it would be really nice and garner a lot of likes and comments!

At the same time, the old butler uncle looked at his watch.

Every single one of them were late!

He was now in a dilemma.

If the young friend who was least punctual was supposed to go home, then did that mean he had to send them all home?

But if he did so, where would they get university students to work the cocktail party?!

This old butler uncle felt his liver hurting...