My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 91: Xiao Shen: Author, why all the ecchi?!

"You could pick any of the guest rooms and change in there." The old butler uncle continued. "I’ll be waiting here when you’re done."

"Alright then." Tian Hua nodded her head. "Shen-Shen, let’s go change!"

"....." Xiao Shen had the corners of his lips twitch as she grabbed him by the wrist and dragged him out of the room.

"....." The old butler uncle was speechless.

The main reason why Mr. Jiang had wanted university students was so that the crippled Young Miss, Jiang Feibai, would be able to make friends and socialize. However, if these two were going to be all over each other during the cocktail party, would Young Miss Jiang Feibai not feel even more lonely?

After all, a busy man would not know that he was hungry until he saw someone eating!

"I’ll also go out and change, then." Liang Yang nodded his head as he left the room. He too was slightly jealous of Tian Hua and Xiao Shen. As they were changing together, they would surely get carried away and start doing shameful things.

He had invited his girlfriend for the job, but she was going out to visit her parents and thus could not come. If she had come, then they too would have been doing shameful things in an empty room!

"I’ll go out and change too." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming said as he left the room.

"Me too." Dong Wang said.

Like that, only the old butler uncle was left in the large room. He raised his hand and looked at the watch on his wrist. "Let me see which of these young friends would fail this test."

The original plan had been to gather a large amount of university students, train them on what they were to do at the cocktail party and then pick out the ones who did it best. The rest would go back home with nothing, but, at least, would gain practical knowledge that would allow them to find work at any of those professional party planning venues.

However, Young friend Liang had only brought four university students with him. Five people were enough to work the party, of course. However, he still needed to pick out the best of the best among them.

Because, even if the cocktail party was primarily set up so that the crippled Young Miss Jiang Feibai would be able to, hopefully, make some friends out of the university students, it was still a proper cocktail party and many of Mr. Jiang’s business partners would come!

The first test was a test of punctuality and the last young friend to finish preparing would have to be evicted.

After all, punctuality was a given for a cocktail party waiter. They couldn’t leave a guest waiting for their drink throughout the night, could they?

***

Tian Hua dragged Xiao Shen over to a random guest room and locked the door behind them.

This guest room was about the size of his dorm room, with a large bed that looked very comfortable.

"Ahaha, Shen-Shen, there is already a bed prepared~" Tian Hua said with a sly gaze.

"Baby steps, Tian Hua!" Xiao Shen did not know whether to laugh or cry.

Every guy dreamt of having a cute, accepting girlfriend who they could do lewd stuff with. She would become shy and blush when shameful things were brought up, but would never refuse even the wildest of kinks. Unfortunately, ninety nine percent of men would never have such a wish fulfilled. Even when they did get married, their wives would swiftly turn into loud fish wives in a few years and shatter their dreams once more.

Xiao Shen on the other hand, had imagined having a cute girlfriend too sometimes. But, while Tian Hua was cute, she was being wayyy to proactive when it came to doing lewd and shameful stuff!

Not to mention the fact that there were several god-like existences watching his daily life as though it was some kind of real life livestream!

Whether or not a lightning bolt would fall from the sky and turn them both into a Dried Shen and Fried Hua, was it not very wrong for both his and her dignity, showcasing a real life p*rno?

[Anchor! Do her!]

[For Anchor to have refused so far, is Anchor a monk?]

[Monkhor!]

[No, it’s Anchonk!]

[I’ve got it! Anchor is gae!]

[Indeed! It all makes sense now!]

[Anchor is gay!]

[Anchor is gay! x2]

[Anchor is gay! x3]

[Anchor is gay! x4]

[Anchor, if you’re gay, I’m willing to change myself into a man to please you!!]

[No wonder it seems like Anchor can’t think straight sometimes~]

[Gay or not, we still love you, Anchor!]

"....." Xiao Shen had the corners of his lips twitch.

He felt like there was surely something wrong with this conversation!!

"We are now a couple, Shen-Shen!" Tian Hua said as she adjusted the circular glasses on her small nose. "And we must do things that a couple do! We have to kiss and cuddle and have—"

"Alright! Alright!" Xiao Shen waved her off. "But we cannot keep the butler uncle waiting for too long! Let’s postpone it till later!"

"Hmm. You’re right." Tian Hua nodded her head. Then she turned her back to him. "Let’s change, then! Help me take off my blouse, Shen-Shen~"

Author, what’s with all the ecchi!

Xiao Shen did not know whether to laugh or cry once again. He walked half a step forward and sighed deeply, using his hand to unzip her blouse. Then, he helped her take it off over her head. Luckily she was wearing a bra.

At this point, Xiao Shen turned around and began taking off his own clothes. However, since he was with someone else, he took off his own shirt while replacing it with the long sleeved shirt in an instant. He did the same for the pants and shoes, and only turned around when he was completely done.

"Ho.. how do I look, Shen-Shen..." Tian Hua blushed until she was crimson red as she bit her lip and looked down on the floor.

Xiao Shen was completely speechless as blood immediately rushed to his nether regions.

What, did you think she was showing off the cute uniform?

Naive!

This lady was showing off her petite nude in all it’s glory!

If this were an anime, surely he would have died from blood loss by now!

«[Channel moderator has censored this scene!]»

[Channel moderator, why?!]

[Channel moderator: Pervert! She is young enough to be your tenth generation descendant!]