My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 90: Don’t think laozi has only one copy!

Ding dong~

Liang Yang presses on the doorbell, making it ring melodiously. Then, they all took a step back and waited for someone to come along and open the door.

"Hey, the other guys aren’t here?" Xue Waoming asked while looking around. "Liang Yang, bro. I thought you had invited other people too??"

"Well, it’s obviously people have other things to do on a Saturday." Dong Wang rolled his eyes.

"The house is really pretty." Tian Hua said as she adjusted her glasses and looked up at the mansion.

"Hmm." Xiao Shen nodded his head in agreement.

"When we get married in the future, we’ll definitely have to get something like this!" Tian Hua said and smiled cutely.

"Bah! Can you both go and be lovey dovey somewhere else!" Dong Wang rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, you’re oppressing that single dog." Liang Yang said as he pointed at Dong Wang with his thumb.

"Pfft." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming sniggered.

Liang Yang had multiple girlfriends, Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming was too invested in sports to bother with a girlfriend, and Xiao Shen now had Tian Hua. This left Dong Wang as the only single dog in the room!

As for Xue Waoming, he was just single. Only people who were single, searching, and yet unable to find a girlfriend were single dogs.

"Liang Yang." Dong Wang raised his hand to adjust his glasses, making them reflect a cold glint. "Did you and Kevin think that I only had those videos of your black histories? Naive! Laozi has dozens of them backed up in different servers. All you two did was to delete a single copy!"

"....." Liang Yang.

"....." Xue Waoming.

The both of them were completely speechless!

Just then, the door creaked open and an old uncle peeped out from the small crack. Seeing that it was only a bunch of university students, he opened the door properly and came outside. "Hello, you must be young friend Liang, right?"

He smiled and looked at Liang Yang.

"Indeed, I am, uncle." Liang Yang nodded his head. "Mr. Jiang instructed me to come along with several university students to help out as waiters."

He said as he spread out his hands. "These were the few I could get."

The old butler uncle made a mental count.

There was the young man with long hair, the young man with short hair, the young man with glasses, and the young man that looked... extremely average!

Then there was the pretty young woman with round glasses.

Five people in total.

"Hmm." The old butler uncle frowned slightly. Then he shrugged his shoulders. "Eh, I suppose you lot are enough."

He opened the door wider and bowed slightly. "Please come in, young friends."

***

Inside the mansion was a long and spacious corridor that had several exotic painting lined on the walls.

"Whoa..." Liang Yang exclaimed.

He was an Arts student and as thus came in contact with enough paintings to tell an imitation apart from the real one, and all the paintings displayed on the walls here were real!

"Whoa..." Tian Hua raised her head and looked up at the crystal chandelier hanging over their heads.

The glasswork was made out of intricately carved silver and refractive silicon diamonds, making it glitter and refract the rays of white light coming from the light bulbs around it.

It was so beautiful~

"Not bad..." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming nodded his head in approval. He had seen a fair share of fancy buildings during his time abroad.

Just like how one would view ordinary ’mid’ novels after reading a peak online novel, his standards for fanciness had inevitably risen after he had visited Britain.

The fact that this decor had impressed him already said a lot.

"Aiyah, the refracting light hurts my eyes." Dong Wang took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes, while Xiao Shen had a vacant look on his face.

[Tsk, they call this decor? It seems like human aesthetic standards take a deep dive in each generation!]

[Anchor is so cool! He alone is unimpressed by this low leveled decor!]

[Humph. Anchor’s pitiful mortal friends are like frogs in a well! If they’re this impressed by these mere trinkets, then their jaws would definitely fall off if they see my amazing Immortal Cave!]

[Bah! Your immortal cave isn’t even pretty!]

[@###, your immortal cave is not even pretty at all!]

[Your aesthetics are as twisted as your dragon horn!]

"Isn’t it pretty, Shen-Shen?" Tian Hua grabbed his arm and pressed her chest against it.

Xiao Shen blinked his eyes twice and nodded his head. "Yeah, yeah. Very pretty."

At the front, the old butler uncle had the corners of his lips curl into a smile. He was the one who arranged the corridor this way, and it made him very happy when it was acknowledged by the guests.

He opened a door and stood by the side, allowing them all to walk inside before himself. He then stepped in and shut the door.

"This room is so big!" Dong Wang widened his eyes as he looked around the spacious room. With this space, one would be able to fit in an entire library!

"So many things can be fitted in here!" Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming said. With this kind of space, he would be able to fit several treadmills, weightlifting benches, and many different training equipment, creating his own mini gym!

"Right!" Tian Hua and Liang Yang nodded their heads at the same time, both imagining a bunch of computer systems, enough to make an internet cafe, and the other was imagining a personal beauty salon.

[Frogs in a well, I say!]

[This?! Space??]

[This room cannot even contain my true form transformation!]

[Mortals are really strange! How is this space big at all?]

[This place can only hold a few seconds worth of Qi!]

[And a single spell’s worth of mana!]

Xiao Shen who had been in awe about the large size of the room and was about commenting like the others instantly shut his mouth.

"Hmm. But being larger does not mean it’s practical, young friends." The old butler uncle said with a smile. "Walking back and forth is quite the chore!"

He brought out a key from his pocket and opened a large wardrobe close to them. Then, taking out a bunch of clothes, he passed them over to the gang. "Here are your uniforms. Please try them on to see if it’s a fit."

Xiao Shen and the rest took the uniforms and looked at each other with a blank look on their faces.

Were they supposed to change here??