novelraw Chapter 60: Dong Wang: Don’t be angry when you get NTR’d!
Chapter 60: Dong Wang: Don’t be angry when you get NTR’d!
Coming out of the clinic, Xiao Shen sighed. "Fuu... What am I to do now?"
It was still afternoon and the sun was high up in the sky.
"Meh." He shrugged his shoulders and headed towards the male dormitory. "I might as well just return to the dorm."
[Should we tell him?]
[Nah, Anchor will figure it out himself! (◠‿◕)]
[Don’t tell him! It’s better this way!]
[Go die in a pit, Anchor!!!]
[Anchor, you’re forgetting something...]
[Lol]
[Little m—]
[Shut the f*ck up!]
«[Viewer ### has been blocked for [1] minute for causing deliberate harm to Viewer ###!]»
"Hmm?" Xiao Shen raised a brow. "Am I forgetting something??"
He had this nagging feeling in his heart telling him that he was supposed to be somewhere doing something at this moment, but what that thing was had eluded him.
The human mind worked in mysterious ways. When one really wanted to remember something, it would disappear with a poof, but when it would not be needed, then it would reappear to be of no use.
Xiao Shen shrugged his shoulders. "If I forgot it, then it’s probably not too important, then."
Meanwhile, a little lady surnamed Tian was desolately sitting alone at a table...
***
"Hey, it’s chemistry!" A dorm mate called out as Xiao Shen walked into the dorm.
"Ahaha, so it was Mr. Chemistry." Another chuckled.
"How’s it going, blood of the chemistry department! Haha..."
"Bwahaha, Xiao Shen bro, I dub thee lord of the chunni!" Another said in awkward English.
"Hmm?" Xiao Shen was slightly confused. He, however, greeted them all with nods and waves.
In a few minutes, he got back to his dorm room.
"I’m back!" Xiao Shen said as he walked in.
"Hey," Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming nodded.
"Bro, where have you been!" Dong Wang adjusted the glasses on the bridge of his nose.
"Clinic." Xiao Shen shrugged his shoulders. "Liang Yang isn’t here?"
"Nah, he went out to play at his girlfriend’s." Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming shrugged. Then, both he and Dong Wang turned around and gave him strange looks.
Xiao Shen, who had been in the middle of untying his shoelaces, felt their gazes, making him stop and give them a strange look as well.
"What?" Xiao Shen raised a brow.
"Bro, this is the second time you’re in the Campus news!" Dong Wang said.
"Remember me when you become a popular internet celebrity!" Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming joked.
"Ah? What do you mean?" Xiao Shen was at a loss.
[Anchor should not become popular! If I see those fame seeking girls around MY Anchor, the sky will be painted in lightning bolt!
They don’t call me ■■■■ for nothing!]
[Anchor should go and die in a ditch!]
[Anchor looks so cute when he’s confused~]
«[### has gifted you a comprehension capsule!]»
An unnoticeable blue light flashed in his pocket. At the same time, Dong Wang raised his phone. "Huh? Don’t tell me you haven’t seen the top trending video of the week! It when beat that senior year beauty who is auctioning off her pillow before her graduation!"
"I lost my phone." Xiao Shen shook his head in the negative.
"Bro, half your life has been wasted, haha!" Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming said as he typed a bit on his computer, taking it to the school’s forum.
The tag: # Drunken chemistry! See two university students unravel the truth of the world! stood out loudly at the top of the page.
An intense wave of embarrassment washed over him as the thumbnail on the video was one that he recognized quite well.
This was because it was himself!
Yesterday, when he and Tian Hua had taken the comprehension capsules, they had entered into a strange state of enlightenment and spent the evening spouting scientific nonsense that made sense.
It was amazing that the boss of the cafe did not directly chase them out!
"F*ck! Who took a video if this?!" Xiao Shen had the urge to facepalm.
No wonder the guys outside were making fun of him!
With the way this video had spread already, how could he or Tian Hua have the face to...
To...
Wait, Tian Hua!
Xiao Shen had his eyes widen.
F*ck, I and Tian Hua had gone out to get lunch!
"F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!" He hurriedly put his shoes back on and tied them back together.
[Haha, so Anchor finally remembered!]
[Tsk, Anchor, forget about that little miss!]
[Anchor is so young, but my memory is better than his, lol]
[That look of realization is priceless, haha]
[I bet little miss would never want to see Anchor again]
[That’s a good thing! Little Miss deserves better!]
[Anchor should go and die!]
Each and every existence seemed to have something to say.
Xiao Shen gave them an aggrieved look and shook his head in silence.
Why the f*ck did they not tell me?!
"Huh? Bro, what’s up?" Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming raised a brow. "You’re heading out again?"
"He probably went out with that petite little miss from our chemistry department, Tian Hua. Then, something came up and he forgot about her, coming here. Now he just realized what had happened and he’s rushing back." Dong Wang said as he adjusted his glasses, making them refract a cold light. "Am I right, Xiao Shen?"
"...." Xiao Shen.
Dude, when did you f*cking become a friggin clairvoyant?!
"Precisely." Xiao Shen spread out his hands.
"Bro, that little missus has been giving you green flags since like forever!" Dong Wang rolled his eyes. "Yet you keep slighting her for every reason. Don’t get angry when you get NTD’d by some black dude!"
"As a matter of fact, black dudes are not masters of NTR," Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming raised a finger in opposition. He was well travelled and had seen past the stereotyping of Korean p*rnhwas and Japanese h*ntai doujins. "But Dong Wang does have a point."
"Yeah, yeah," Xiao Shen waved him off. "I’m not just ready for such kinds of engagement yet."
Considering the fact that there was a jealous fan girl who liked gifting lightning bolts, asking Tian Hua out would be equal to fixing a lightning pole to her skull!
"I’m heading out." Xiao Shen said as he opened the door.
"Bring me back some stinky tofu!" Xue ’Kevin’ Waoming said as he turned around and continued pressing on his computer.
"Stuffed steamed bun!" Dong Wang adjusted the glasses on his nose once more and focused on his phone.
"Right." Xiao Shen nodded his head and hurriedly left.