My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 58: A Hit and Run in the sky?! How?!

[.... EVERY bodily orifice?]

[Anchor has scored a jackpot!]

[Anchor, use the pill instead!]

[Use the balm!]

[Use the pill!]

[Use the balm! x2]

[Use the pill! x2]

[Use the balm! x3]

[Use the pill! x3]

[Use the balm! x4]

[Why not just use the potion?]

[Yeah! The potion!]

[Anchor should use the potion!]

[Use the... Ah, just use the technique, Anchor!]

[F*ck! Who gifted that technique?! You caused us to miss a very good show!]

[@###, pervert!]

Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips.

He shook his head and proceeded to activate the technique. Instantly, his fingers began to glow in a green light and a warm feeling pervaded his palms. Like before, the method to use this technique automatically appeared in his mind as soon as he chose to activate it.

"I just need to place it on her skin." Xiao Shen said to himself as he put down the perverted healing balm and placed his palms on her cheek.

Something like a mild electric shock passed over from his hands to her body, making her jerk up a bit. However, the painful scrunch twisting her face was gone and she looked much more peaceful.

"Hmm. Maybe smelling salts would have woken her up." Xiao Shen muttered as he looked around yo see if he could find anything that had a strong smell. As he was inside a forest, there were many things that had strong smells, but, being unable to identify them, he did not dare make her smell them. After all, who knew whether it was poisonous or not?

This might work...

Xiao Shen’s gaze fell on the creamy healing balm that was lying on the floor. As he reached down and picked it up, the bullet chat exploded with many comments.

[Yes, Anchor, yes!]

[No, Anchor! No!]

[110! Anchor is about to violate someone!!!]

[@###, Shut the f*ck up! Anchor, please proceed!]

[.....]

«[### has gifted you +1 lightning bolt!]»

BANG!

A bolt of lightning suddenly struck down from the sky, landing directly on the healing balm and incinerating it into ashes.

The loud noise and the impact of the shock, coupled with the healing technique that had been used on her, made Chu Miao fluttered her eyelashes.

Her eyes slowly opened into a squint. "I’m alive?"

Her eyes still hurt like hell, and her body felt like she had just finished a boxing bout with King Kong. However, the pain and agony was much less than it had been before, allowing her to bear it without wincing.

She sat up and leaned her back on the trunk of the tree. "Ah, I’m alive!"

Kneeling beside her, Xiao Shen had been completely ignored!

He pursed his lips and stood up, dusting the sand off his trousers.

This action made Chu Miao realize that there was someone beside her and she quickly looked up at him with vigilance.

Right now, she was in a weakened state and would be very easy prey for Warlocks!

However, upon seeing Xiao Shen, all the vigilance vanished from her eyes and she looked up at him with a wide smile. "Ah, so it was you, Fellow Arcanist Xiao Shen!"

"....." Xiao Shen pursed his lips and blinked his eyes.

Have I met this person before?

He also smiled lightly and greeted her. "Hello... Sorry, but do you, perhaps, know me from somewhere?"

It was very odd for a woman you saved in the forest to directly know your name!

Infact, it was very odd for a woman to be injured in the middle of a forest in the first place!

Chu Miao shook her head. "No. I absolutely do not know you from anywhere..."

Then, she widened her eyes and came to a realization. "Ah, it was you who saved me, Fellow Arcanist Xiao Shen!"

She sprung to her feet and made a fist and palm salute. "Chu Miao thanks Fellow Arcanist Xiao Shen for his help!"

"Oh, it’s nothing." Xiao Shen waved her off. "But how do you know my name?"

"Through a divination." Chu Miao answered with a small nod.

"Divination?" Xiao Shen raised a brow and tilted his head slightly. "Well, then how did you end up injured here?"

"I got hit by a plane." Chu Miao chuckled dryly and rubbed her shoulder.

"..." Xiao Shen.

He shook his head and raised a brow. "Plane?"

"Mm-hmm." Chu Miao nodded her head. "You know, those large metal thingies that have two big iron wings like some kind of big bird and go brrrr..."

She spread out her hands and moved around, trying to emulate an aeroplane. However, after taking a few steps, her injuries flared up once more and she groaned in pain. "Owww..."

"No, I know what a plane is," Xiao Shen shook his head again. "Just... How?! How did you get hit by a plane!"

Planes flew high up in the sky, and they were down here on the ground!

How could one be hit by a f*cking plane?!

"Ahaha," Chu Miao chuckled dryly. "Well, so I was flying, right. Then, I saw a large plane suspended it the sky. Like, it was super cool! So, I naturally stopped by to admire it, only for the plane to WHOOSH! start moving super duper fast! I was directly in front of it and got run over... No," Chu Miao furrowed her brows lightly. "Flown over??"

Then, she folded her hands and tilted her head slightly. "Hmm, flown over doesn’t sound quite right either. Flown past? Flown through? Or do I say it was a hit and run in the sky?"

She shook her head and looked at Xiao Shen with bright eyes. "Anyways, I want your mana stone, Fellow Arcanist Xiao Shen! What do you want to trade for it?"

Xiao Shen blinked his eyes in confusion and tilted his head slightly. "Say what now?"

From a hit and run in the sky to trading for a mana stone, he felt like he could not follow her train of thought at all!

Speaking of which, what the hell did she mean by she was flying?

Was she perhaps also a Cultivator?

"You were flying?" Xiao Shen asked with a raised brow.

"Yes." Chu Miao nodded her head. "But if you wanted to trade for the broom, I’m afraid I’d have to disappoint you."

She spread out her hands with a look of indignation on her face. "My broom is broken!"

"Broom??" Xiao Shen was taken aback.

His mind instantly went over to those western figures who were green in color and rode around on flying brooms at night, wearing a pointed black hat. He asked. "You’re a witch?"