novelraw Chapter 57: F*CK! What’s that supposed to mean?! (2 in 1)
Chapter 57: F*CK! What’s that supposed to mean?! (2 in 1)
Chu Miao had been in a daze for a long time. Her left arm constantly transmitted waved upon waved of full pain and breathing caused her chest to hurt. Her neck was also in a strange state, because one was not meant to see their back upon looking down.
"Ah... It hurts. It hurts so much..." She groaned in agony as clarity slowly came to her mind.
What had happened?
Well, she had been casually passing by this province when she saw an interesting plane suspended in mid air through the use of powerful magic. As a fellow Arcanist, she has stayed there to admire such strong magic, when the plane suddenly hit her.
Afterwards...
Well, there was no afterwards.
She fell from the sky and landed here, in this forest.
Her neck was twisted, her nose was flattened and her left arm was bent in the wrong direction, with pale bone even jutting out of her elbow that was bent backwards.
She could not open one of her eyes, because it was not there anymore, and a huge injury tore open through her flesh all the way from her slender long legs to her previously busty chest.
Yes, previously.
Her chest now was a mass of crushed flesh and her god tier boobs were gone!
"No~" Chu Miao cried out pitifully, clutching her chest. Then, she groaned in pain and fell on the floor. "So painful! It hurts so much!"
At the last moments before she had crashed, she used her mana to create a resistance against the gravity of the earth. This caused an air barrier to appear and cushion the ground from her fall.
Yes, you read that right.
The barrier stopped her from hitting the ground, allowing it to remain as peaceful and unscathed as it had for a long time, but the same barrier turned out to be harder than the ground itself. She crashed into it face first and got all mangled up.
And this was after hitting trees and whatnot before crashing into the barrier.
At this point, Chu Miao was very aggrieved.
"Ah~" She winced in pain and struggled to stand up. After standing up, she waved her hand and the ruby ring on her index finger shone with a red light. Several items were thrown out of it through a space crack that had suddenly appeared. After throwing out these items, the red light dimmed and everything returned to normal.
"So painful! Painful! Painful! Ahhh~" Chu Miao felt like dying several times over as she staggered over to an item in the pile of stuff that had been thrown our of the spatial crack.
Tears welled in her eyes due to the pain, but, luckily, she had finally gotten there. "Aaahh..."
She groaned once more.
Bending down to pick up the item was another excruciating torture, and raising it to place it into her mouth was even more excruciating.
Painful!
Painful! Painful!
Ah! It’s so painful!!!
Mom, why is it so painful~
What she had picked up was a circular glass bottle filled with murky brown liquid that had a green glow. Even though it looked like radioactive sh*t, it was a very potent healing tonic.
Gulp
Chu Miao swallowed it down in one go and then breathed out a mouthful of bad air. "Fuu..."
Slowly, her injuries began to squirm and patch themselves up, while a warm feeling pervaded her body. It was comfortable, just like a hot bath—
Wait! Hot bath your sister!
It was like she had been set on fire!
It was not warm, never had been warm, and was anything but warm.
"Aaahn!" Chu Miao gritted her teeth so hard that her gums began to bleed.
What, did you think that healing potions were sweet to the taste and relieved one of pain?
Naive!
Healing potions accelerated the healing process of the body, making the wounds stretch and forcefully close up. The wounds were not gone, only that they would not be aggravated and would be in a state that allowed the injured to continue what they were doing.
After her injuries were closed up, Chu Miao was on the verge of tears. At least, the pain of closed wounds were about 1/5 the pain of the original open ones, so she could move about once more.
She sighed and shook her head. "Now I really must find that Fellow Arcanist and get them to trade that high quality mana stone if I want to heal within this century..."
Mana stones were everything to an Arcanist. They were melted into the base for potions, could be used to draw runes, could be grounded into power for different kinds of spells...
They could be used for almost anything!
"Now, what do I use to trade..." Chu Miao frowned in thought. She had merely left home for a stroll across the world and did not carry much things with her.
As for what she had, she was not sure that they were of equal value to the high quality mana stone!
There was a healing potion, a strength potion, a speed potion, a cursed doll, a runic brush, mid quality talisman papers, her pointed witch hat, a half eaten stuffed bun, a twisted tentacle shaped dil—
"Ahem," Chu Miao coughed lightly and tossed the object into the distance. As it flew, the ruby began to glow once more and a space crack appeared, swallowing the object up.
Then, she shook her head and decided to throw everything back into the space crack.
"I have to find the fellow Arcanist first, at least. Then I should figure out where I am." Chu Miao thought to herself.
She took out a silver pendant on her neck and, in the process, gave her chest an aggrieved look.
To go from D cup to drawing board, it was a truly pitiful thing!
She removed the pendant and closed her eyes, feeling the mana of heaven and earth flow about her magic core.
Raising the pendant, she channeled her magic energy into it and began to make a divination.
"The Fellow Arcanist with the high quality mana stone..."
***
From where he had been casually strolling, Xiao Shen saw the trees of a nearby forest shake vigorously. There was a rather loud bang and many trees were felled.
"Eh?" He tilted his head slightly. "Is it a meteor?"
He had nothing to do right now and thud decided to go and check it out.
[Anchor is really brave!]
«[### has gifted x10 courage!]»
[Anchor is seeking death!]
[Anchor should just mind his business!]
"Hm? You guys don’t want me to go and check it out?" Xiao Shen raised a brow.
[Do as you please, Anchor]
[You’re the Anchor, Anchor.]
[Hurry up and die!]
[Anchor should mind his safety!]
Xiao Shen was touched.
To think that there were some of these existences that actually cared about his safety...
[Yeah. If Anchor dies, who will I goon off to?]
[@###, you little b*tch! You dare goon off to MY Anchor?!]
«[Viewer ### gas been blocked for [1] minute for trying go cause deliberate harm to Viewer ###!]»
"....." Xiao Shen was speechless once more.
Anyways, his curiosity got the better of him and he decided to go and check the forest anyways. After all, part of the forest had been converted into an agricultural laboratory for the Agric department students to carry out practicals and experiments.
There was almost no harm that could come to him there, and, if there were any harm, he was confident that he would be able to escape.
***
In the meantime, Chu Miao was standing in a daze with her eyes glazed over. She was in a special type of trance induced by divination, that allowed one to directly see the results of the divination.
She saw a young man that looked about 18 or 19 years of age, then the scene shifted and she saw the same young man now sitting in a lecture hall.
Words fleeted into her ears like a whisper and vanished soon after. Luckily, her hearing was excellent and she managed to catch them.
「Shi-au-Shen...」
Then, like a pane of glass shattering, the vision broke apart and she returned to reality.
"Shi-au-Shen..." Chu Miao said mechanically as she recalled the syllables she had heard.
Then, in the next second, she threw herself to the ground and rolled around in agonizing pain, clutching her bleeding eyes.
"Ah! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! F*ck! Why does it have to hurt so much!!!"
It took a few minutes for it to subside, only for another wave of pain yo wash over her as she suddenly recalled that she had been gravely injured earlier.
Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
Mom, I’m dying~
Maybe it was a misconception, but Chu Miao actually felt like her vision had actually began to blur...
***
At the same time, Xiao Shen walked into the forest and took a deep breath, savoring the fresh air.
"Ah~" He sighed and looked up at the mildly dense tree canopy.
The air was always fresher around trees.
He navigated through the trees one by one and headed deeper and deeper until he reached the site of the disturbance.
And as for why no one else had done so earlier, it was simply because no one was around the vicinity.
[Anchor, something isn’t right here!]
[Raise your guard, Anchor!]
[A powerful energy is in front of you!]
[Go and die, foolish mortal that dares survive this long!]
"Something is wrong?" Xiao Shen raised a brow and vigilantly looked around the trees.
Indeed, something was wrong!
If an object had crashed into a forest from a high altitude, then many trees would have been felled. If it were a meteor, then there would be a large crater, with destruction spreading around it.
However, there were no trees felled at all!
And, as for the ones that he thought were felled, they had merely just had a few of their highest branches broken off.
He raised his vigilance and headed deeper into the forest. The trees here were bigger and had more branches broken off compared to other ones.
"Unexpectedly there’s a person here!" Xiao Shen exclaimed in surprise.
At the foot of a big tree lay an unconscious beauty. Her face was twisted as though she was in extreme pain. He went closer to her and saw that she was still breathing, although her breaths were shallow.
[Anchor, the body is still warm!]
[Where there is a hole there is a goal!]
[Anchor, she needs immediate first aid!]
[Help her, Anchor!]
[Save the beauty!]
[Save the beauty! x2]
[Save the beauty! x3]
[Save the beauty! x4]
«[### has gifted you +1 health pill]»
«[### has gifted you +1 healing potion]»
«[### has gifted you +1 healing balm!]»
«[### has gifted you a one time usage of the
Xiao Shen looked at the comments in the bullet chats and the corresponding gifts and sighed. Even if they did not tell him to, he would still have tried to help the woman.
Of course, that help would have been limited to poking her in the cheek and checking her life pulse, after which he would call 110 and slink away once they got there. After all, who knew if she had been involved in some troublesome matter.
It would have been better not to implicate himself.
But now, he had to. Looking up in the sky, he forced a smile and cupped his palms. "Thank you for the gifts, Viewers!"
He then sighed softly and cautiously walked towards her. Upon reaching her, he knelt down beside her and poked her cheek. "Uh, hello miss? Are you alive in there?"
At the same time, he thought of ’withdrawing’ the items he had been gifted. With a blue light and a ’zing’ sound in his ears, a few items appeared in his pocket.
He reached into his pocket and took out a circular glass bottle that was filled with a murky brown liquid that had a brown glow.
He did not know why, but, as soon as he saw it, the first thought that came to his mind was that it looked like radioactive sh*t.
Of course, he had no idea how sh*t would become radioactive, nor did he have any idea of what it would look like after, but he just had the feeling that if, it were to happen, it would definitely look like this.
After placing it down, he took out the other item and looked at it. It was a small pill that looked just like the Comprehension capsule and the Aura pill.
The next item was a flat container containing a green colored cream that had a herbal fragrance.
Touching the object made it’s method of administration to naturally appear in his mind.
"Healing pill to be ingested orally, like the healing potion." Xiao Shen said, nodding his head. Then, he suddenly stiffened and looked down at her. "F*ck! What the hell does insert into every bodily orifice mean?!!"