My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 54: Sister witch lady

Xiao Shen then looked at the package in his hands with a slight frown on his face.

How was he sure that there were no traps hidden within?

[Anchor, open the package so we can see what is inside!]

[Waiting for Anchor to open the package!]

[Waiting for Anchor to open the package! x2]

[Waiting for Anchor to open the package! x3]

[Anchor should get someone else to open it in case there is a trap hidden within!]

[Yes, Anchor should give it to the despicable little miss!]

[It might be a trap!]

The existences viewing him all gave different opinions on the matter.

"Hmm..." However, his curiosity was piqued and he wanted to know what a cultivation sect would prepare for him as a gift.

The chances of it being a trap was rather high, though, but that made him rather excited.

As for giving it to Tian Hua, he did not even remotely consider such an option!

He looked at the pitiful brother hoodlums sitting in a lotus position on the floor with shaved heads, being forced to meditate about their lives and shook his head. "I can’t open it here."

Opening the package here, supposing it turned out to be a trap, could get these fellows hurt in the process. Though he did not know why they attacked him and claimed that he beat them up, he was sure that it was a case of mistaken identity. That was why he decided against opening the package here.

Even if he could regress, they would suffer a lot before he did so!

[Disappointed!]

[Well done, Anchor!]

[Anchor is really wise!]

[Disappointed x2]

[Dissatisfied!]

[Oi, don’t break the chain! You’re supposed to say Disappointed x3!]

Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his mouth. Once again, he was at a loss for words. He shook his head and decided to leave the alley. After all, it had already been some ten to fifteen minutes since he left Tian Hua.

Coming out, he saw his petite childhood friend standing alone in front of the cinema. She looked downcast and raised a finger to push her circular glasses up her nose, making it reflect the sunlight.

It was such a beautiful sight~

"Hua-jie!" Xiao Shen smiled broadly and waved at her.

"Shen-ge!" A radiant smile appeared on her face once more. Then she looked behind him and frowned. "Eh? Where is Shan Ye-jie and Mo Ding-ge?"

"About that," Xiao Shen scratched the back of his head. "Mo Ding and Shan Ye were going the same way, and they decided to leave together. Oh and Shan Ye’s cancer flared up,so they went to the hospital first."

It was a convenient lie.

"Ah? Shan Ye-jie is gone without even saying goodbye." Tian Hua frowned slightly.

Even though she had only been with the pretty bald girl, no, the bald pretty girl, Shan Ye had made a favorable impression on her and she wanted to make her a friend.

"Ahaha, she said that she would call you before they leave." Xiao Shen smiled.

"Oh. Alright, then." Tian Hua smiled back. Then her gaze fell on the package in his hands. "Shen-ge, what is that?"

Unlike one might have thought, the Desolate Yin sect’s package was not put in a cardboard box. Instead, it was wrapped in some sort of strange material. The package was about the size of a large apple and could be held in one hand.

"Oh, this?" Xiao Shen’s brain raced to find yet another convenient lie. "Ahaha, it’s a small gift Mo Ding gave me."

"Oh? What is it, then? Have you opened it?" Tian Hua’s eyes gleamed with curiosity.

"Yes, but it is a really embarrassing thing. He gifted me a new pair of underwear, so I can’t let you see it!" Xiao Shen blushed slightly and turned his head to the side, making his convenient lie more believable.

Likewise, Tian Hua also coughed and turned her face to the side. "Ahem..."

Was it normal for her to now want to see it more??

"Right!" Xiao Shen beamed brightly. "I promised that I would treat you to something good!"

He currently had 10,000 RMB in his pocket. Was it not best to spend it before it expired?

By now, Xiao Shen had a very rudimentary understanding of how the gifts worked. Some gifts lasted a long time, like the western suit from yesterday, and some gifts lasted a short while, like stat boosts and cool techniques. However, the common thing about them was that they all expired!

Sure, it was kind of wrong to use disappearing money to buy stuff from innocent stalls, but Xiao Shen had a plan.

He would spend very little in a large number of places, allowing the losses incurred by the business people to be as miniscule as possible!

Tian Hua nodded her head with a cute smile, showing her dimples.

If Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma’s genial smile made one feel no apprehension toward her and took away all forms of antagonization, literally making one have no thoughts about her, then Tian Hua’s smile did the exact opposite, it made one want to just grab her and squeeze her cheeks.

Though, whether the cheeks on her face or the ’other’ cheeks, depended largely on the kind of person~

"Indeed, Xiao Shen-ge did say something like that." She nodded her head.

"Then let’s go!" Xiao Shen grabbed her hand and led her towards a nearby restaurant.

To be able to enjoy peace and quiet without fearing that the Desolate Yin sect would send some fellow to come and deal with him, that was undoubtedly a cause for celebration!

Enjoying a delicious lunch with Tian Hua by his side, surely that was one of the greatest pleasures in his small life.

***

At the same time, a woman wearing a pointed hat was sitting on a flying broom and casually passing by the university town’s area. Then, suddenly, she frowned and her broom stopped in it’s tracks. "What is this aura..."

Her eyes widened in delight and brightened significantly. "A high quality mana stone! Is there a Fellow Arcanist somewhere in this region?"

This sister witch felt like her luck today was very good!

She just happened to be lacking high quality mana stones!

"Surely I must find them and make a trade!" Sister witch lady beamed in delight as she changed the course of her broom and headed for the university town.