My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 53: Surely I’ll drag you off to Xuelao Temple!

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma frowned. "Hmm. If little junior fellow daoist Xiao Shen does not want to come along, then I will not force it."

Ding Mo’s eyes brightened up. "Does this mean that Senior, Fourth Circle Greater Master realm, Virtuous Nun of Good Karma is not coming to the Desolate Yin sect anymore?"

This was undoubtedly good news!

"Haha," Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma chuckled. Her laughter was very pleasant to the ears. "If I don’t go to the Desolate Yin sect, who is going to do the world a favor by destroying it?"

F*ck!

Ding Mo’s face instantly fell. It seemed like he had no other option other than taking Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma over to the Desolate Yin sect.

As for running away and heading over to the Desolate Yin sect in order to inform them, he did not even consider such an option!

He was a small cultivator of the Second Circle Pseudo Master realm and she was a powerhouse at the Fourth Circle Greater Master realm.

He was not even a True Master yet, while she was already a Greater Master.

What chance did he have against her?

The disparity was as wide as heaven and earth!

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma smiled genially at Xiao Shen. "If little junior fellow daoist Xiao Shen is not coming, then this little junior fellow daoist Mo Ding and I shall head over to the Desolate Yin sect."

She forcefully took control of the flying sword on Ding Mo’s back that had been concealed using an illusion spell technique, making it let out a sword cry and hover right in front of them. "Farewell, little junior fellow daoist Xiao Shen."

Xiao Shen nodded his head and racked his brain for a suitable answer.

Seeing that he was struggling to give a proper reply, the livestream’s bullet chat exploded with comments.

[Anchor, say we shall see again another time!]

[Anchor should give a palm and fist salute!]

[Cup your hands and say farewell, Anchor!]

[Give her the middle finger!!!]

[Flash her so she won’t forget about you!]

[Say that she will be the one to bear your children if fate permits!]

[Woo her, Anchor!]

[### has gifted ]

[### has gifted you x10 ]

Xiao Shen had the corners of his mouth twitch. He shook his head and chose to follow the reasonable advice he had gotten. He cupped his fists and bowed in her direction.

"Farewell Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma. We shall meet again if fate permits."

[Haha! Anchor took my advise!]

[Go die in a ditch!]

[Anchor should start thinking about starting a harem!]

More comments flashed past his eyes, making him have the urge to facepalm.

Can you guys act your status for once?!

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma placed her hands together and lightly shook her bald head. "Oh, no, Little junior fellow daoist Xiao Shen. As soon as I’m done with this matter, I’ll come over and drag you down to the Xuelao Temple."

She said this with her signature genial smile that made it seem as though she were merely talking about the weather.

It was terrifying!

"Ah?!" Xiao Shen was taken aback.

Why the f*ck do you want to drag me over to the Xuelao Temple?!

Author, what kind of development is this?!

He thought back to yesterday and was sure that he did not do anything bad to Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma. Why would she want to punish him?

Xiao Shen had a questioning look in his eyes as he asked.

"Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma, why?"

"To atone for your lies, of course. Little junior fellow daoist Xiao Shen lies about as much as he breathes. It is not good." Fairy Virtuous of Good Karma said. "You have been lying since we met. You lied that you were a Cultivator of the Third Circle True Master realm when you are actually an ordinary mortal,"

"Eh?!!" Ding Mo choked on his own saliva upon hearing those words.

The despicable Xiao Shen that killed Sect Elder Mu Laoban and Third Circle True Master realm Senior apprentice brother Fang was an ordinary mortal?!

Just how the f*ck was that even f*cking possible?!

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma continued. "You lied to Little junior sister Tian Hua about me being your cousin, having cancer, and coming from abroad, you lied about..."

For the next ten minutes, Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma listed out all of Xiao Shen’s convenient lies one by one.

"....." Xiao Shen was speechless.

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma, why did you memorize these events?!

No, how long have you been planning on dragging me to the Xuelao Temple?!!

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma smiled once again. "Even though I am very curious about how you managed to kill Mu Laoban and fatally injure Fang He, I am not one to pry into your secrets."

No!

Pry into his secrets!!

Ding Mo felt like shouting out loud.

The difference between Qi and the lack of it was as vast as the myriad heavens!

How had a mortal killed both a Fourth Circle Greater Master realm cultivator and a Third Circle True Master realm cultivator in a single day?!

"Thank you, Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma..." Xiao Shen bowed slightly once again.

Thank goodness she was not one to pry into other people’s secrets!

If he told her that he achieved such feats due to the help and support of wacky god-level existences who helped him as they pleased, surely she would never believe him!

"Ahaha, no problem." Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma smiled once again.

Such a genial smile~

"We shall meet again when I’ve concluded this matter, little junior fellow daoist Xiao Shen!" She said as she stepped on the sword light, dragging Ding Mo by the collar.

"Wait, Senior! Let me at least stand properly!" Ding Mo cried out pitifully.

"I’ll come get you soon, goodbye!" Her voice echoed as the flying sword zoomed off in the next instant.

Pew~

Xiao Shen looked at the departing cultivators and sighed, only to freeze in the next second.

The brother hoodlums were still sitting in a lotus position, having their five senses sealed shut so that they can meditate about their lives.

Fairy Virtuous Nun of Good Karma, you should have at least shown me how to undo the seal!

He sighed and shook his head.

It seemed like the Brother hoodlums would have to remain here.

How pitiful~