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Chapter 441 - 440: Hahahahahaha I Gotta Hand It to You

When Guan Yu mischievously held up the paper for her to see, Mu Qiuguang openly closed her eyes, refusing to cooperate with the progress of the game.

Even the way her hand moved conveyed a sense of languor.

"Director, has it started on my side? I took a nap and no one has come for me."

Sitting in the eighth spot but feeling "restless," Li Yang squatted outside their position, resting his chin in his palms, stretching his voice as he boredly told her:

"Sister Guan Yu has already put the paper in front of you, can’t you feel it brushing against your arm hair? Also, facing you is a partition door, no one there, please turn a bit to the left."

Mu Qiu, following his words, turned slightly to the left without a word, then asked, "Sister Guan Yu? Is it you, Sister Guan Yu? If it’s you, shake that paper."

The sound of rustling paper shaking violently rang in her ears.

"Okay, I’ve located your position, go ahead with your presentation."

Guan Yu nodded and began the silent "teaching."

Come, look at the first sentence, it mainly expresses the idea of someone squatting down to pick flowers......

The scene was silent, just Guan Yu teaching Mu Qiu in a "Little Sunflower Mom’s Classroom" style.

Mu Qiu quietly "looked at the blackboard."

One was mute and the other blind, yet the atmosphere was so harmonious, as if a real student was listening to a teacher’s lecture.

The "viewer," who had their eyes closed and couldn’t see anything, appeared quite engaged, nodding along to some nonexistent rhythm.

"The handwriting is good, the strokes powerful and elegant, especially that last ’light’ character, it reminds me of the Northern Lights on Baidu."

Guan Yu hastily reopened the paper she had just put away and scanned it again; there was no "light" character whatsoever...

Mu Qiu, still eyes closed, continued talking nonsense, "Oh, oh, oh! So that’s how it is, I was wondering where did that ’Mu Qiu is the most beautiful’ line come from."

Guan Yu: ...What "Mu Qiu is the most beautiful," how does that relate to the serious plot she wrote?!

Guan Yu shook the paper furiously next to her ear, the sound rather loud.

Mu Qiu, unfazed, said another line:

"I get it, that person is perfect except for not loving you, right?"

Guan Yu: "......"

[Hahahaha I can’t take it anymore!]

[Laughing my head off!]

[Laughing so hard while crowing, my mom hit me, could it be worse?!]

[Hahahahahahahaha, I truly appreciate Mu Qiu’s mouth]

[He just spouts any nonsense, I almost believed it was true]

[He is perfect except for not loving you hahahahaha made Guan Yu speechless with anger]

[The key is Guan Yu couldn’t speak at all, too funny]

[Begging the director to lift the restriction, I’m afraid after this episode airs, Guan Yu will end up with psychological trauma]

[Guan Yu: Let me check, did I really write ’Mu Qiu is the most beautiful’ just now? I can’t be that out of my mind]

[Li Yang, as Mu Qiu’s teammate, can’t even take it anymore hahahahahahahahaha]

[Jiang Lu even came out to watch the fun]

[I also think Guan Yu is digging her own grave here]

[How is this information supposed to be conveyed? The one before is mute, and the one after is blind, the blind needs someone who can talk, the mute needs someone with eyes, they don’t need each other at all]

[Stop it, stop it, my brokenhearted ship fandom is already crying]

[Brokenhearted ship fandom??? That’s a bit brokenhearted indeed]

[Hahahahahahahahaha Brother Cheng, come out and watch!]

[Wei Yi kept his mouth open the whole time, I feel like these two are going to leave him with indelible shadows]

[Poor Wei Yi, so young, and already subjected to such abnormal teaching]

[Qiu Shuang, worthy of someone who’s been here the second time, her adaptation level is high]

[Feels like if Guan Yu closes her eyes and takes a breath, she’ll roll her eyes and faint straight away]

[Did you see the staff? Hahahahahaha I even saw someone laughing and squatting down]

[Is Mu Qiu this fun? Hahahahahaha]

[No surprise from a novelist, her nonsense talking capability is top-notch]

[If Li Yang in the eighth spot hadn’t come down from the fourth spot, this game might have ended here]

[If this information can be passed down, everyone behind them is going to get points deducted, right?]

[Hahahahahahaha laughed so hard my stomach hurts and my head hurts]

[I’m a fan, I’m a fan, from now on I’m a fan of Mu Qiu’s nonsensical creation]

[I was originally worried that dating someone popular would hinder her comedic abilities, now it seems I overthought it]

[Li Yang: Hahahahahahahahaha director, hurry and deduct their points]

[...]

Guan Yu indeed underestimated Mu Qiu’s ability to make things up and talk nonsense with closed eyes. And this person wasn’t following her script at all!

In her plan, Mu Qiu was supposed to look through the red armband and secretly read her writing.

Since she kept silent without reminders, the only way was to rely on the description on this page for information, even if causing trouble, it should be based on the actual content, right?

So the final outcome would be either she herself couldn’t help but speak, or Mu Qiu couldn’t resist looking.

As a dedicated comedy actor, she thought she could hold till the end, so Mu Qiu had to lose.

But now, facing this situation... the opponent was too capable of improvising, she had to change strategies.

Outside their positions, a group of people stood watching the whole "mismatched teaching."

They were two completely separate scenes, Mu Qiu was having a conversation with herself, improvising stories with her own mysterious flair, while Guan Yu kept shaking the paper, looking less like a mute, more like someone with Parkinson’s.

Their actions and the information they were trying to convey had no relation whatsoever.

The few people around them stood with their mouths open, watching the entire performance.

Li Yang turned to the director: "Director, why don’t you just deduct their points directly."

Jiang Lu: "I’m still puzzled by this team setup, is this what they call a wild strategy?"

Shu Ran: "This might be called digging one’s own grave."

Li Yang: "How is this information supposed to be passed down? Mu Qiu is blind, can’t see Sister Guan Yu’s performance, and Sister Guan Yu is mute, can’t speak... Is it supposed to rely on telepathy?"

Shu Ran: "Are they supposed to hold hands and form an electric circuit or something?"

Li Yang: "...If they don’t spark, maybe they can forcefully connect?"

"Li Yang."

"Enjoying" the performance, Mu Qiu suddenly called out to Li Yang from who-knows-where.

Then she looked towards a certain spot and said, "I may be blind, but I’m not deaf. Can you lower your voice when whispering? The principle of ’not being overheard by the subject’ is crucial for whispering, okay?"

"Okay," Li Yang, now unfazed by being called out by the three female guests present, didn’t change his stance and casually replied, adding another comment: "You were actually facing Sister Guan Yu just now."

Mu Qiu talking to Guan Yu and saying "Li Yang, I may be blind but I’m not deaf" indeed appeared funny on the spot.

Of course, the humor wasn’t the main point, but the fact that such a blind person incidentally found the right direction was remarkable.

Mu Qiu paused: "Really? So was I not aligned before?"

Guan Yu: What do you think?

Mu Qiu: "Then let’s align it and go again. Your handwriting is good, strong strokes... Ouch! Who’s grabbing my hand?"