I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 440 - 439: What Kind of Newcomer Is This

If Shu Ran hadn’t seen a slightly more normal performance before, she might have thought—

The content of this performance was the life scene of a person with soft bone disease or paraplegia below the chest.

Fortunately, she had seen the previous version of the performance, so she just went speechless for two seconds and dealt with Cheng Zhirang with two equally perfunctory sentences.

When it came to Cheng Zhirang, he also performed the second time, but he couldn’t be as perfunctory as the others, because Qiu Shuang in the next position hadn’t seen the previous performance and was completely blank.

So he could only patiently replicate his performance again.

The passing between the three was so fast it’s unimaginable, just waving hands while sitting, babbling lips, and in the blink of an eye, it was completed.

Qiu Shuang hadn’t even prepared, and Cheng Zhirang had already turned to perform for him.

The result was: completely baffled.

"Wait, Brother Cheng, wait a minute, I haven’t reacted yet. What was that squatting action in the front for... picking up what?"

Cheng Zhirang paused, trying hard not to look up, pretending not to hear, and asked him: "What’s wrong? Didn’t understand?"

Mu Qiu, bored and squatting outside the sixth position, coughed heavily twice.

Qiu Shuang, with a poker face, stared straight into Cheng Zhirang’s eyes without blinking, constantly hypnotizing himself: Deaf, deaf, can’t hear, can’t hear.

The one who almost lost it was Cheng Zhirang. Those two coughs from Mu Qiu almost made him chase the sound to look over.

Fortunately, he suddenly remembered it was her signal to remind the teammate, and he too was reminded when Qiu Shuang was reminded not to react.

Then the two "deaf" people stared at each other in silence for a moment.

Cheng Zhirang was not in a hurry to perform again, wanting to wait for Qiu Shuang to get anxious and speak, while Qiu Shuang wasn’t in a hurry to pass the information either since winning or losing this group didn’t concern him much.

They quietly stared at each other for a while, wondering who should speak first.

Finally, Qiu Shuang spoke first: "Brother Cheng? Is it, is it over already? Can you not perform again?"

Cheng Zhirang hadn’t moved yet, and Qiu Shuang let out a sudden "Ah".

"Can’t? Okay then."

Sighing, he turned and knocked on the neighboring Guan Yu’s door.

Cheng Zhirang: "?"

Since when did talking to oneself become all the guests’ habit?

Guan Yu was already eagerly waiting for the partition door to open, looking at Qiu Shuang with a look that seemed both excited and like "your fate is in my hands".

She sat with her legs apart grandiosely and waved at Qiu Shuang.

Come on, little brother, let me see if you are pretending to be deaf, or pretending to be deaf, or pretending to be deaf.

Qiu Shuang wasn’t afraid, not in a hurry to perform for Guan Yu, but under the glaring camera, he first took out a pack of tissues from his pocket.

Then he pulled out one, tore it in two, scrunched them up, formed small balls of tissue paper, and stuffed one into each ear. After finishing, he looked at Guan Yu.

"Ready? I’m about to perform."

Guan Yu: ?

Isn’t that a bit too defensive of her? What’s the point of blocking the ears?! One’s a mute, the other’s deaf, they don’t interfere with each other, do they?!

She glared at Qiu Shuang with big eyes, unable to express the complaints in her heart, feeling utterly uncomfortable.

All she could do was quickly sign with sign language, stand up and pat here, knock there, cross her arms, point, trying to let Qiu Shuang know she was displeased.

Qiu Shuang watched her signing for a minute, then politely asked: "Do you mean that, since you’ve already seen the performance once, you don’t want me to perform again? Actually, I also think so, your performance just now was even better than mine."

Guan Yu was stunned.

She didn’t expect the new guest to blend in so quickly and adapt to the show’s rhythm? Moreover, when did she perform?! She was expressing her anger! She stood up, banging the table, indicating that stuffing earplugs was disrespect to her!

Qiu Shuang looked at her expression and actions again, nodded sincerely, and said: "I understand, actually performing once is not troublesome, although I didn’t quite understand Brother Cheng’s performance just now, I can reluctantly replicate it.

But since you keep declining, I think this is fine too, it just saves a bit of time for your team as well."

His tone was sincere, his expression was earnest, with a demeanor of "it’s up to you, I don’t mind."

Seeing this, Guan Yu felt a twinge in her heart.

Pretending to be mute was really difficult, with a thousand retorts just about to burst out.

...Forget it, calm down, the most difficult person is still in the next one, if you can’t hold it here, what about later.

Guan Yu closed her eyes, holding her chest, remained silent for a while, finally waved her hand, sighed deeply.

Qiu Shuang sincerely asked again: "What’s wrong? Did I misunderstand your meaning?"

Guan Yu: What do you think?! Boss, don’t you have a clue that you got the wrong idea by talking to yourself?!

Qiu Shuang: "Ah? Really no need? Not being petty?"

Guan Yu: ......

Qiu Shuang: "Fine, so that you don’t forget what the performance was like after a long time. I can say a few key points I realized."

He squatted down to pluck a flower, with two fingers pinching the "stem", and the other three fingers in an orchid gesture, then closed his eyes and blew the flower, this was the first point.

"The second point I think will definitely be useful."

Qiu Shuang clutched his chest and leaned backward, emphasizing: "It must be the position of the heart, so this person should have heart disease, and according to my speculation, it should be congenital heart disease."

Guan Yu: "..."

Amazing, congenital heart disease could be deduced from this sparse performance.

She directly turned around without hesitation.

Warning herself internally, these two key points must be excluded, they’re clearly something Qiu Shuang made up to trick her.

There were no orchid gestures or congenital heart disease in Li Yang’s previous performance, ha, don’t think you can fool Bala La Little Magic Fairy with random fabrications!

The camera zoomed out a bit, capturing both Guan Yu and Qiu Shuang, with Qiu Shuang spreading his hands, indicating he genuinely spoke from the heart, unfortunately, the other party didn’t believe it.

The cameraman had become immune to the bad habits of the show’s guests, not believing a word of what they said.

After filming, the camera focused on the blank paper in front of Guan Yu.

Guan Yu had a bad habit of biting the pen while thinking, so after writing two or three sentences, the pen tip was all chewed out.

Barely finishing writing, she lifted the whole sheet to look under the light.

A sentence "I am truly amazing" was only repressed deep inside her heart.

The "work" was finally done, Guan Yu finally knocked on the partition door on the left.

Mu Qiu had been waiting for a long, long time, leaning on the couch with her eyes closed, almost falling asleep.

If she really had fallen asleep, she might be the first person to doze off on the show, right?

Blame it all on having a blind character setup, always having her eyes closed, with no one speaking, hugging a cushion, leaning on the couch, feeling comfortable and at ease, naturally making sleepiness come in waves.