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Chapter 442 - 441: Hard Not to Agree

Just when Mu Qiu was about to start babbling nonsense again, Guan Yu rushed over and grabbed her hand.

Mu Qiu tried to struggle twice, but to no avail, which only made Guan Yu treat her more intensely.

...Doesn’t this feel like a thrilling plot of dark imprisonment?

Mu Qiu shook off this strange thought and reached out with her other hand to grab the person.

"Is it Sister Guan Yu? I touched your hand; your forearm is full of flesh, must be you!"

Guan Yu: "..." Damn it.

Mu Qiu: "What do you want? Why are you holding my hand? I’m telling you, even if you threaten me with force, I won’t comply!"

Guan Yu really wanted to call her shameless.

She rolled her eyes, released one hand, and waved to the circle of people watching the fun outside.

Shu Ran pointed at herself, "Me?"

Guan Yu nodded. Shu Ran skeptically walked over, elegantly, and asked, "What do you want me to do here?"

Guan Yu pointed to her own mouth, then pointed to Shu Ran.

Shu Ran: "...You want me to be your translator?"

Mu Qiu, eyes closed, forcefully joined the two-person chat: "No way?! It’s clearly a two-person game, and now you’re pulling a third person in?! That’s cheating! Li Yang! Qiu... Li Yang, pull Qiu Shuang over here!"

Li Yang immediately went to pull Qiu Shuang over to her position.

"Sister Guan Yu, are you bullying the blind on our team? We agreed to pass the message one by one, bringing a third person in is not right, is it?"

Mu Qiu: "Insult me all you want, just don’t keep emphasizing the fact that I’m blind."

"Okay," Li Yang changed her phrasing, "Sister Guan Yu, please don’t bully the visually impaired. She’s only blind, not lacking intelligence."

Mu Qiu: "..."

Guan Yu made a "tiny bit" gesture, indicating she was only borrowing the translator for a short time.

But her sign language was not standard at all, and Li Yang asked, "Are you saying she’s not just blind, but also a bit slow?"

Guan Yu: ...Although you guessed wrong, it’s hard not to agree with that statement.

Even two layers of red armbands couldn’t stop Mu Qiu from rolling her eyes, what kind of pig teammate is this?

"Sister Guan Yu, stop struggling, let me go. I’ve fully understood the content you’ve written, and I can pass it to the next person."

Guan Yu poked Shu Ran, signaling this translator-cum-self-interpreter to speak.

Shu Ran pursed her lips, reluctantly began a conversation with Mu Qiu.

"You haven’t seen anything, what are you passing on now? Making it up on the spot?"

Mu Qiu: "Though my eyes can’t see, my soul’s window can. I’ve already grasped the central idea of Sister Guan Yu’s intended message, coupled with some self-play, it’s enough."

"What’s the difference between your self-play and complete creation? Stop messing around."

Relying on her blindness, Mu Qiu was utterly fearless: "Well then, let me see it properly, put me behind Sister Guan Yu. I thought you considered the possibility that the information would break at my point."

Shu Ran made a sarcastic noise, turned to look at Guan Yu.

Own doing.

She just said this isn’t called taking an unusual path; it should be called self-destruction.

Guan Yu touched her nose, gestured for them to step aside.

Looks like she can only use the ultimate method now.

She grabbed Mu Qiu’s hand again, pulling her down.

"Hey, hey, hey," Mu Qiu was unprepared, pulled down onto the couch by her, "What’s this, can’t play fair, so hurt the participant?! You’re assaulting!"

The assaulter pressed her shoulder downwards, grabbed her hand, and then placed it on some object on the ground before directing it towards her own heart, stood up forcing her to point in a certain direction, her limp hand shaking like Parkinson’s.

Mu Qiu: "...Impressive, you actually came up with this method."

Unable to see or speak, just direct her hand to perform actions.

Fully embodies the spirit of not abandoning, not giving up on those with disabilities.

Watching her indifferent non-cooperation, Guan Yu poked her in frustration.

Experience it properly!

Mu Qiu trembled for a moment, moved her legs and hands in cooperation, spun in a circle with a heart shape at the chest, mouth pinched to chatter twice, finally was groped and knocked onto the couch with a thud.

Mu Qiu lay there with eyes closed, savoring for two seconds.

"This plot is rather complex."

Guan Yu stood with hands on her hips, panting, not having performed any other movements, heard Mu Qiu speak again.

"Sister Guan Yu, how about we strike a deal? Revenge never ends, if neither of us lets go it can’t be resolved, why not stop torturing yourself? Isn’t peaceful coexistence better? We were happy teammates last episode!"

Guan Yu responded silently: Dream on, I don’t want to be last!

Mu Qiu put on a listening face, finally said, "Okay, since you’re silent I’ll assume you consent."

Guan Yu, who still couldn’t speak: "..." What the...?

Everyone outside was bewildered.

Wei Yi couldn’t hold back, burst out laughing. Beside him, Li Yang was even more exaggerated, her laughter echoing throughout the venue.

Jiang Lu held a fist to his mouth, laughing to the point of coughing, his fox-like eyes squinted into lines, corners of eyes raised, visibly genuinely happy.

Cheng Zhirang couldn’t hold back either.

The cameraman behind the camera, and the staff in front of the large screen, each laughed non-stop.

In a moment, laughter filled the venue, even Mu Qiu who lay on the couch, couldn’t help but laugh upon hearing it.

"Haha, what is all this nonsense anyway? Sister Guan Yu, are you sure it has literary value?"

As she spoke, Li Yang laughed again.

Only Shi Yuhuai and Guan Yu, apart from smiling from ear to ear, couldn’t make any sound. Guan Yu was infuriated.

She realized it’s not her strategy that was wrong, but Mu Qiu herself, coupled with this episode’s setup, were all toxic!

How did she just so happen to draw the voice-loss card?! If she could speak, everyone here would get point deductions from her!

Once laughter paused, Mu Qiu got up from the couch, exhaled deeply, and fumbled her way towards Shi Yuhuai.

"Sister Guan Yu, I genuinely grasped the central idea of this segment, and I’m ready to pass it to the next person. Who’s next again? Woke up a bit groggy."

Jiang Lu responded slowly: "Me."

"Oh oh, Brother Jiang Lu. You should’ve seen my puppet-like actions, right? How about I don’t repeat the performance, after all..."

"After all, you actually didn’t figure out what it meant."

Mu Qiu snapped her fingers: "Bingo~"

"No worries," Jiang Lu, a bit mischievous, added: "Our performance now isn’t about being accurate, but whether you’re willing to perform."

Clearly wanting to see Mu Qiu repeat the plot just now.

Mu Qiu smacked her lips: "Alright then, since Brother Jiang Lu wants to see me perform so much, I’ll satisfy your curiosity."

Cheng Zhirang, who was watching from outside, heard this, his semi-permanent smile lip gently pulled in a bit.