novelraw Chapter 80 [Extra] What's Dad Doing?
Chapter 80 [Extra] What's Dad Doing?
[Extra] What is Dad doing? !
r1. Fu Xiaoqiao who is dead
"No, I don't think we're going to participate anymore," Qiao Ying said wearily, "ah... ok... ok, of course, I will respect their opinions. Thank you... um."
He pushed open the door weakly. The two people in the room were still struggling with each other, but when they saw him, they fell silent together for an instant, and then came over at the same time in unison: "My dear/Baba..."
Qiao Ying said angrily: "Don't call me, you two are sleeping in the kitchen tonight!"
It was useless for the son to stare wide-eyed and pout his mouth, and it was useless for the older one to wag his tail. Qiao Ying resolutely drove the older one and the younger one out of the room, and lay down on the bed to get a good night's sleep. If it goes on like this, he feels that he will lose his life sooner or later—didn't he just go out to attend a seminar, but when he came back, he found that the two men and uncle played with a mecha and demolished half of the garden!
In Qiao Ying's heart, she felt that she was not very well, while Fu Yunze and Fu Qiao felt that her life was not very good.Fu Qiao muttered, "You made Ba Ba angry again, how can I have a father like you."
"..." Fu Yunze stared: "Who made him angry?! Is it just me?! Why do I have a son like you!"
Fu Qiao shook his feet and said, "It's my father's fault to raise or not teach, so it's all your fault." Seeing that Fu Yunze was going to get angry, he stretched out his claws: "If you dare to teach me again, Baba will be angry again!"
"..." Fu Yunze really didn't dare.He sat down angrily, but Fu Qiao suddenly had an idea: "Hey, Dad, let me tell you, have you thought about how to coax Ba Ba to be happy?"
Fu Yunze looked at him expressionlessly: "Do you have a solution?"
"Let's go to participate in the show that we called today!" Fu Qiao happily said, "Look, brother Tangyuan took his three fathers to participate last time! His mother really liked it, liked it, and was so moved! What makes Baba angry is the two of us sabotaging, so let's get along well and work hard to make Baba happy!"
"Don't you just want to play?" Fu Yunze's words pierced his son's small thoughts, and Fu Qiao chuckled twice: "Playing... is by the way! Then do you want to go or not?"
Hmph, children's thinking is naive, dad is very busy, you know son, you eat, play and play all because of dad who works hard, you grew up in such a peaceful and carefree environment dad I have made a lot of contributions. Dad's time is very important and precious. They need to be used for the country's business, not to accompany the children and coax the wife... Wait, what's wrong?
"...Go!" Fu Yunze said firmly.
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"Hello, viewers and friends, what you are watching is the parent-child interactive entertainment program exclusively titled by Future Star Mech-"What's Up Dad!"" the host introduced enthusiastically, "Today we invited The three pairs of show guests are very special. The fathers are all engaged in the same noble and special profession. They are the honor of our empire! Proud! And patron saints! Want to see what the male gods look like in life? Have you seen how the male gods act as fathers? Let's zoom in on the camera—Admiral Ling Fenglou and his five-year-old son Ling Zhisi! Lieutenant General Jiang Yan and his six-year-old daughter Jiang Mengmeng! Lieutenant General Fu Yunze and his seven-year-old son Fu Qiao!"
"..." I was searching for information on the star network, but accidentally clicked into the live broadcast of this program. Qiao Ying spit water on the optical computer screen at that time.
"Today, the fathers are going to spend a happy weekend with the children at the beach," the host explained enthusiastically, "There are many well-known beautiful beaches on the Imperial Star, but this time we are going to a few places It is mysterious, beautiful, dangerous, and alluring—that is, the Raksha Sea where many dangerous creatures live!"
Hearing the word "dangerous", none of the three fathers had any obvious reaction. Jiang Mengmeng was playing with her father's hair, and Ling Zhisi was eating breakfast without opening his eyes while holding the bottle. Fu Qiao turned to ask his father, "Where is there?" What dangerous creature?"
Fu Yunze recalled the ocean where the organisms were extremely mutated due to radioactive pollution hundreds of years ago: "A conch bigger than your mecha."
Fu Qiao curled her lips in disgust: "It must be old and hard, not tasty."
Fu Yunze: "...a sea crab whose pliers are taller than you."
Fu Qiao immediately became interested: "Catch a mother, there must be a lot of crab roe."
Fu Yunze: "...a scallop that stands taller than our house."
This time Fu Qiao almost didn't dance: "It's so cool! Could the pearl in its stomach be bigger than my head? It must be very valuable!"
Fu Yunze: "..."
host:"……"
In addition to eating, my mind is a money fan. Why are my brain circuits so different from yours, son?I am short of you to eat or I am short of your flowers!Fu Yunze said that he was worried about his stupid son's IQ.At this time, Jiang Mengmeng's little friend suddenly said in a childish voice: "It's not good for pearls to be too big, and they can't be made into necklaces or rings."
Fu Qiao: "You can play as a ball."
The youngest, Ling Zhisi, also tried his best to express his thoughts: "Heavy, too...heavy,...not moving."
Fu Qiao thought about it, so he said simply: "Then sell it for money."
Three fathers: "..."
Although the location chosen is a bit special, the program group certainly would not let the three generals take such a small child on an adventure together, so the three little guys played with the sand in the safe isolation area on the beach, and the three fathers drove Fishing for fish in the sea with the mecha... Well, just fishing, in order to temporarily clear a relatively safe sea area.Most of the creatures in Raksha Sea are fierce and big, so they are not closely distributed. The army has to come here once a month to carry out fishing missions, lest these big guys make waves and go to other sea areas to cause trouble.A man-eating shark was thrown out of the sea for a while, and a giant octopus was thrown out for a while, Fu Qiao only looked at it for a while, then turned to help Ling Zhisi pat the sand tightly: "Why don't they catch some edible ones? "
Jiang Mengmeng said solemnly: "Daddy is fighting for food with sharks and octopuses."
In the morning, Ling Zhisi was coaxed by his mother to say that he could eat his favorite grilled squid today, so he obediently went out with his father.Now he pointed to the huge octopus floating in the shallow sea and turned to ask the host: "Shall we eat it? I think my belly is a little small."
Everyone: "..."
Of course, their lunch will not be those sea monsters whose fleshy teeth can be seen at a glance. The program team has prepared a large number of ingredients, such as seafood, vegetables, and other meats, but the fathers need to do it themselves.It's not surprising that Jiang Hao and Ling Fenglou can cook, after all, they are 24 filial good husbands in the eyes of the public, but Fu Yunze's cooking skills really shocked everyone (except Fu Qiao).The host took the microphone and approached Fu Qiao: "Qiao Qiao, come and tell everyone, who usually cooks in your family?"
Fu Qiao sucked her fingers innocently and cutely, and said as a matter of course, "Of course it's old... dad."
"Then who does the rest of the housework?"
"Of course it's him."
The host looked surprised: "It turns out that General Fu is still a competent 'househusband' at home!" This is a bit different from the general's public image...
Fu Qiao took his finger out of his mouth and sighed all over his face: "Oh, there's nothing you can do about it. You see, he is old, has a bad temper, and is not as handsome and cute as me. Otherwise, he In this family, he will have no status and no contribution. My father and I feel sorry for him, so we let him play the remaining value by doing housework..."
host:"……"
Qiao Ying in front of the optical brain: "..."
The entire audience of the empire: "..."
After a meal was finished, the host asked the three babies to vote for the father who cooks the best food, but they could not choose their own father.Jiang Mengmeng bit her finger and struggled: "I think Uncle Fu is more handsome than my father, so I want to vote for Uncle Fu, but my mommy likes Uncle Ling the most. Mommy said Uncle Ling is her idol, so I I don't know who to vote for..."
"..." Baby, no matter who you vote for, your dear daddy will be sad, sad, sad.
Ling Zhisi voted for Fu Yunze without hesitation, because his favorite grilled squid was made by Fu Yunze.In the end, it was Fu Qiao's turn to choose. Fu Qiao rolled her big eyes twice, ran over to pinch Jiang Mengmeng's little cheek, and before Jiang Yan got angry, she ran to pinch Ling Zhisi's little cheek again, and concluded that Conclusion: "Zhisi is fatter, softer, and easier to touch, so it must have been fed well at home. I will vote for Uncle Ling!"
"..." Fu Yunze looked at the two generals with ulterior motives, and couldn't help thinking, should he praise his son for being smart, or should he teach this little rascal a lesson...
After the meal, the three fathers had to choose a baby paper from someone else's house, and personally took it to the bottom of the sea to play.Jiang Yan gritted his teeth and picked Fu Qiao who had the guts to "molest" his precious daughter. Fu Yunze did not hesitate to choose the most well-behaved Ling Zhisi, and Ling Fenglou smiled and took away the only daughter, Jiang Mengmeng.After putting on all the diving equipment, Fu Yunze hugged Ling Zhisi to his chest, walked into the sea water, and dived slowly.Ling Zhisi had never had such an experience before, and kept asking this and that, and Fu Yunze answered patiently, thinking inwardly, why his son has never been so obedient!
"It seems that General Fu has a lot of knowledge about marine life," the host said with a smile, "Now, let's look at another..."
However, at this moment, something happened to Fu Yunze and the others—Fu Yunze quickly grabbed the miniature underwater panoramic camera above his head and stuffed it between his body and the oxygen delivery equipment behind him, making sure that it could only shoot behind him Then turn off the two-way sound transmission equipment, and swim to the coral bushes ahead with Ling Zhisi in his arms.He took out a silver-blue fishtail from inside with one hand, frowned and said, "Little guy, where are your fathers?"
Ling Zhisi let out a low cry of surprise: "Wow——"
It was Wen Chen and Wen Rushui's son Wen Nuan who Fu Yunze grabbed by the tail, a little mermaid who had just turned five years old. Not long ago, the Wen family and his wife brought their son to Fu's house as a guest.Warm spit out a string of bubbles, and said: "I was playing hide-and-seek with my father, but I accidentally ran too far."
"..." Fu Yunze resisted the urge to help his forehead, took out the communicator and dialed it to Wen Rushui, thinking that the two of them were really relieved, knowing that their son was a road idiot, they dared to play hide-and-seek with him in the sea. Playing this game at their home for the first time, Nuannuan is always because of Lu Chi→I can’t find the right room→Walk in a room several times→I lost myself→Finally lost to Fu Qiao and Xiaobai...He is busy contacting the lost children. A responsible parent, Ling Zhisi curiously embraced the warm tail and said, "Your tail is so cute!"
Nuannuan was almost blown out by his touch, ah no, fried scales——ahhhh, don't touch it anymore!That's his body part, you rascal!Although it is covered with scales, it cannot be touched casually, do you know that! ...Well, even if you call me cute, I'm still a hooligan! ~
But Wen Nuan has a small problem, that is, he can't speak when he is nervous, so Ling Zhisi sees that the other party doesn't object, so he has to keep touching him... After all, Wen Nuan is still a child who actually occasionally wets the bed , his self-control in a certain aspect was far from that good, so after being touched a few times by Ling Zhisi, he couldn't help...opening...the scales somewhere...
warmth:"!!!"
Ling Zhisi: "(⊙o⊙) is amazing!!!"
At this moment, Wen Rushui was on his way at high speed, so he would naturally find a way to find Lu Chi's son, but when he heard that Fu Yunze and the others were making a show, he couldn't help but sweat. Know well.But of course he wouldn't know that in just a short while, his son's innocence was gone...
Finally returned the lost child (who lost his innocence) to his father's arms. When Fu Yunze turned around and dived 100 meters back to turn on the audio equipment again, the host was saying, "Lieutenant General Fu? Lieutenant General? There is something wrong with the equipment ?"
Fu Yunze lifted the camera out with one hand and shook it twice: "No problem."
Ling Zhisi said childishly in his arms, "No problem!"
Although the host found it very strange, he was immediately attracted by the unexpected situation on the other side: "What a big scallop, my God, did it sleep on the bottom of the sea before? Wait! Kid Fu Qiao! Jiang Zhong Will……"
Fu Yunze was also taken aback, what's going on? !
the other side--
When he saw the ten-meter-tall scallop standing up unsteadily from the bottom of the sea, Jiang Hao immediately took out the space button to summon the mech—he was holding the oxygen supply equipment with one hand and Fu Qiao was holding Fu Qiao in the other. As soon as he let go, Fu Qiao jumped forward and plunged into the newly opened shell of the scallop!
Jiang Yan was startled, and climbed into the mecha at the fastest speed in his life. The 23-meter-high steel giant caught up with the giant scallop that was twisting and moving forward in the sea. Break apart the scallop shells.However, this huge scallop also resisted tenaciously with the help of water pressure. Jiang Hao's mecha is a light mecha. In such a depth of thousands of meters, the exertion of power is very limited. In order not to hurt Fu Qiao inside, Jiang Hao couldn't easily use weapons, and the two sides were in a stalemate for a while, until a dazzling white light cut through the sea and rushed towards him——Fu Yunze drove Bai Ze to Jiang Hao's side, and the huge 32-meter-high mech helped him, and he quickly After breaking apart most of the scallop, he punched it violently, crushing half of the scallop shell as hard as granite, and picked up Fu Qiao who was wrapped in a mass of soft meat by his collar.
This accident undoubtedly surprised everyone, but Fu Qiao was the only one who looked like a normal person, holding a big shiny and soft white pearl tightly in her paws, shaking it as if showing off, and shouting at Fu Yunze in the cockpit Said: "Father, do you think it looks like Tangyuan? I want to give it to Brother Tangyuan!"
"..." Fu Yunze almost didn't come up, with a dark face, he picked up the ignorant brat and floated to the shore, put away the mecha, and started beating!
This day's program ended with no surprises, and ended in a generally happy and happy atmosphere, but after returning home... Fu Qiao hugged Xiaobai and a pearl as big as Xiaobai, wanting to cry without tears Standing quietly outside the master bedroom door: Why didn't Papa sleep with his arms around him today qaq? !Why didn't Papa tell him a story today qaq? !Today Papa asked the smelly old man to sleep with him qaq! ! !