novelraw Chapter 83 [Extra] What's Dad Doing? 〔2〕
Chapter 83 [Extra] What's Dad Doing? 〔2〕
[Extra] What is Dad doing? !
r2. It's on the show, not for you to show your affection!
"Isn't it enough for the parents to go in the past?" Ling Zhizhen felt inexplicably depressed. He finally spent a holiday with Fu Yunxi, and now the plan was completely disrupted by this program group, "...a whole day Family life?"
Fu Yunxi nodded: "It's different from the time my brother and the others participated a few years ago. This time, what I want to shoot is the daily life of the family."
"It's obviously three families." Ling Zhizhen's forehead began to ache again, he propped his chin with one hand, and waved the other hand twice, "Why do I think...we are going to be cannon fodder?"
Thinking of the other two families who wanted to participate in the same program, Fu Yunxi couldn't help feeling a little nervous: "...Forget it, as long as my son is happy."
The two looked at Fu Linggui who was sitting on the floor playing with clay sculptures, and sighed at the same time.
This... how should I put it, they once wondered if their son had autism tendencies, but after taking him to see famous doctors in the imperial capital, the couple had to admit that his son was not autistic, but ...He is born with a strange temper ╮(╯▽╰)╭No one can persuade him to do something he doesn't want to do, but when he is passionate about something, he can't hold back even ten starships.Fu Linggui seems to have an extraordinary talent for learning - only for the things he likes, he was once angrily criticized by the kindergarten teacher for steadfastly refusing to learn universal orthography, but even Fu Yunxi and Ling Zhizhen couldn't say But later, a science fiction novel attracted Fu Linggui's interest, so he looked up the information with his optical brain, and within a few days he learned spelling that he had been reluctant to touch in the past few years, and compared Most of my peers are well educated and don't behave like six-year-olds at all.Including the matter of participating in the show this time, Fu Yunxi and Ling Zhizhen originally thought that he would not like to participate, but Fu Linggui watched two episodes of the show by himself, so he pointed to the light screen and said, "I want to go too, let's go too."
The son has already spoken, so is there any need to say it?Fu Yunxi contacted the program team, and euphemistically expressed her good wish to let her son have a good time to play happily for a day, but... never expected... the other two companies that will cooperate this time will be those two! ! !
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The next day the weather was fine, the wind was beautiful, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and the host smiled like a flower: "Hello, everyone in front of the light screen and light brain, what you are seeing now is made by the future star machine A large-scale parent-child interactive entertainment program exclusively titled and aired—"What's up, Dad!"" The host enthusiastically finished the opening remarks that have basically remained unchanged for several years, "The three guest families we invited today are all unprecedented. It’s so special, in order to maintain enough sense of mystery and surprise, our program team has spent a lot of effort to keep the secret before the broadcast! But, now! The answer to this mystery is about to be revealed! Hold your breath , hold back your screams, and count down to three seconds, come and welcome with me—the family of Major General Fu Yunxi, the head of the Third Legion! —The heir to the imperial throne, His Royal Highness Crown Prince Yiluo's family!"
For a moment, the entire audience of the show in the empire was boiling!
The proud crown prince quickly put on a charming and friendly smile, took his son Yi Lai, and walked out holding Jian Rong's hand, followed by Xuan Zheng and Xu Xu, each holding a son.Fu Yunxi and Ling Zhizhen quickly exchanged a helpless look before going on stage—look, we really came here to be cannon fodder ╮(╯▽╰)╭... hey?etc?Where did the son go? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ? !The couple was aware of their son's urination, and hurriedly ransacked boxes and cabinets (...) in the backcourt to find their son, but at this time, Fu Linggui had already walked to the front of the stage alone, holding the hand of the little prince Eli with one hand. He didn't let go, and even teased the poor little prince with a serious face: "You look so cute."
Everyone: "..."
Fu Linggui: "Can I pinch your face?"
Everyone: "..."
Fu Linggui: "It seems to be softer than buns, and you are more fragrant than buns, so you must be better than buns."
Everyone: "..."
Fu Linggui (idiot face): "Little cutie~ I like you so much~ Can you be my wife?"
"Not good!!!" The beloved baby son was entangled by perverts (...) on the first day when he was brought out to show people, and the smile on His Royal Highness Crown Prince Yiluo's face was almost distorted.
Startled by his father's raised voice, the little prince Eli looked at his parents timidly, his face flushed red.He was only four and a half years old, and because his birth was not easy, he had been tightly protected by the entire court. He was frightened by the domineering Fu Linggui before he had met many friends—but this person said he looked like a steamed stuffed bun. , Eli blushed and thought, he also likes to eat delicious and soft custard buns (>^w^<)~ He looked blankly at his father, then turned to look at Fu Linggui who was holding his little hand tightly, and suddenly pursed his mouth , pulling his hand back: "It hurts."
pain?Fu Linggui's mind was spinning really fast, and his grip was slightly loose: "I will let you go if you promise to be my wife, okay? Say yes."
Hey, this brat still dares to push his nose on his face, huh? !His Royal Highness Crown Prince Yiluo frowned, and was about to walk over to teach this stubborn brat a lesson, but his son had already said aggrievedly: "...Okay."
"..." Without thinking about it, I knew that the audience in front of the light screen must be laughing like hell at this moment, Yiluo felt his eyes go dark—it was smashing!Where is the arrogance and demeanor of the royal family that your father taught you so hard? ! !
Fu Linggui happily let go, and Fu Yunxi and Ling Zhizhen finally came over wiping off their sweat, and snatched their son away under the murderous eyes of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince.Fu Linghui was in a good mood and announced to the two fathers: "I have found a wife, and I cannot be called a child in the future!"
"..." Son, fathers can understand your desire to marry a wife, but does your father-in-law agree? !
The shooting task this time is very easy. Simply put, it is to show the audience the daily life of raising children of the three families, starting in the morning; this segment has been filmed separately before the three families came to the program group, so the video was played live.
Before dawn, Jian Rong had already gotten up to do morning exercises in the courtyard of the palace. The program team came very early, but he only finished half of his morning exercises. There are several marks of honor on the men who have been on the battlefield , with a healthy body like a god sculpted by a famous craftsman.An hour later, he wiped his sweat and walked back to the bedroom. His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was already standing in front of the window in his dressing gown. The two exchanged a superficial good morning kiss; He looked sleepily at his father and then at the pillow, then resolutely lay back on his stomach and continued to sleep!
Fu Yunxi and Ling Zhizhen woke up at about the same time as Jian Rong. When the program crew arrived at their home, the family of three had finished their morning exercises and were sitting at the table eating a simple breakfast.Fu Linggui picked up a steamed stuffed bun and stared at it for a moment, Ah Wu took a bite, licked his mouth and showed a disgusted expression: "Dad, this is a vegetable bun, not a meat bun, you put it on the wrong plate."
"..." Fu Yunxi's brows twitched: "Linggui, although you like meat buns, green vegetable buns are very nutritious, you should eat them."
Fu Linggui frowned: "But, Dad, if it wasn't for the fact that the vegetable buns you made were so unpalatable, I would still eat it just because the meat buns you made were barely passable."
"..." Not to mention the film crew, Ling Zhizhen who was on the side almost died laughing at him.At this time, Fu Linggui began to educate his father earnestly: "Dad, since your cooking is not delicious, why don't you try to cook it better? Uncle said that your concentration and hard work on one thing are not as good as mine. , I think he is right. There must be uncontrollable mutations in our family's genetic pattern. Look at you. After so many years, your cooking skills are still stagnant. How dare you laugh at your uncle when he just learned to cook? Almost burned the kitchen? Every time I go to my uncle’s house for dinner, I feel a bit reluctant to go home right away, you know? You should reflect on yourself, don’t dwell on other people’s past mistakes, but see your own shortcomings more now .”
"..." Fu Yunxi put down his chopsticks expressionlessly, he was full of anger!
The day of Xuan Zheng's family started with the yelling of the twins.As long as one of the energetic brothers wakes up, they will definitely wake up the whole family. For example, this morning, Xuan Xuan kicked his legs in a daze, and of course he kicked his brother Xuan Xuan who was sleeping on the same bed with him. Xuan Xuan, whose dream was disturbed, naturally refused to suffer a loss and kicked back, so the two brothers slapped me and I gave you a fist... they were completely awake during the fight, and then ran barefoot to the main hall. Go and quarrel the two fathers who are still in the dream—err—to be precise, their target is Xu Xu, and Xuan Zheng is just a pitiful stepping stone for the brothers to go to bed.The twins stepped on Xuan Zheng unceremoniously, and threw themselves into the arms of dear Xu Xu's father, and complained to the sleepy Xu Xu: "Dad, my brother bullied me!" ..." "Dad, why is my brother so stupid..."
"..." Xuan Zheng got up silently to wash up, and when he came out, he made a very unserious face to the camera crew, then went into the kitchen and began to scan the daily life of the househusband—the instant hot posts on the star network are almost maxed out :——God, the officer who washes his hands and makes soup is so handsome! ——Why do these usually serious and serious adults have such a side of wives in private! ——Upstairs you are wrong, this is not called a wife ♂ wife, this is obviously a wife ♂ slave (///Д///)~
The morning schedule is like this: one parent from each of the three families is responsible for purchasing ingredients and preparing lunch, and the remaining three are responsible for the study and play of the four children.Fu Yunxi was going to prepare ingredients with Jian Rong and Xuan Zheng, but Ling Zhizhen (who thought it was more difficult to play with his son) held him in place: "Let me go, you just came back from your mission yesterday , I’ve worked hard for a month, so don’t rush to go out and work hard~”
How could Fu Yunxi not know what he was up to, but she was swept away by Ling Zhizhen's smiling eyes, and suddenly felt that somewhere three inches below the navel was stared at by Medusa, and she was about to raise the flag on the spot—no Way, I've been hungry for a month!If you can't bear it, you will make big plans, and if you can't bear it, he has to sleep outside the bedroom again tonight. Major General Fu understands very well what it means to be a hero who understands current affairs: "Okay!"
The course schedule for this day is as follows—His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is in charge of the etiquette class, Dean Xu is in charge of the natural science class, and Fu Yunxi is in charge of the martial arts class. The four little guys can freely choose the two courses they want to take.As a result, the etiquette class of His Royal Highness was completely abandoned. Xuanxuan and Manifesto circled around Major General Fu, asking him if he knew this punch, that palm, and could he teach them to be invincible all over the world. Even the most well-behaved Eli looked at Fu Yunxi with eyes full of admiration, with a cute expression of "I really want to learn how to fight"... His Royal Highness the Crown Prince felt overwhelmed.At this moment, Fu Linggui suddenly stood in front of him and discussed with him solemnly: "Your Highness, if I study with you, can I take Eli home later?"
Yi Luo was so angry that he almost flipped the table, you brat!The prince will let you know why the flowers are so popular today!
Three parents who had been out foraging returned two hours later with a bountiful harvest from nearby farms.Ling Zhizhen was still in a good mood - if he hadn't come all the way to see Fu Yunxi's dumbfounding expression.He instantly had an ominous premonition, and quickly stepped forward and asked, "So what if it's my son?"
Fu Yunxi nodded her chin: "Look for yourself."
"...Your Highness, our first-grade textbooks taught us not to do to others what you don't want to do to yourself. This is an important standard of ideological and moral standards, and it is also a very important social etiquette; you don't like to talk to my father. Playing doesn't mean I don't like playing with Eli. You can't impose your will on us. This is not in line with normal logic, it is not in line with social morality, and it does not respect citizens' personal freedom rights protected by law. Biologically speaking, Eli is your son, but he is also a free and independent individual, he has his own thoughts, and he has the right to control his own body, so he agrees to let me kiss him, then I will You can kiss him, this is a relationship that happened between the two of us, as a third person inserted between us, your blocking is not only disrespectful, but also unreasonable, you..."
"..." Seeing the twitching veins on His Highness's forehead, Ling Zhizhen approached Fu Yunxi and whispered, "You...can you beat Jian Rong?"
The corner of Fu Yunxi's mouth twitched: "Wait, why is it me, not the two of us?"
Ling Zhizhen looked at him with an expression of "do you still need to ask?": "Because my son has your last name."
Fu Yunxi suddenly felt grief and indignation, my dear, can you use another excuse next time you want to avoid trouble? !At least you have to say something nice, like hubby, you are so mighty, hubby, you are the best hubby, you are my protector... Forget it, Zhizhen's fist is harder than him!
"I said, your son is not bad," Xu Xu leaned forward and patted the couple's shoulders with an exclamation mark on his face, "he has a wide range of knowledge, strong expressive skills, logical and orderly analysis of speech...talent Ah! Why don't you let him follow me? Is there anything better to be a scientist than this?"
Xuan Zheng also slowly pushed his purely decorative glasses: "Judging from his sophistical thinking, I think that if he is willing to enter politics, he will definitely have extraordinary achievements."
The problem is... Our stupid son with low EQ is not fooling around at all, he just thinks that way seriously! !Fu Yunxi and Ling Zhizhen had no choice but to fool around together, and Ling Zhizhen ran away: "I'll cook!" His choice today was really right!
Fu Yunxi who couldn't get away: "..." He must eat back tonight!
The Xuan family's twins were also a little unhappy seeing their fathers only caring about complimenting their other little friends.Xuan Xuan kicked his younger brother: "It's because you are too stupid to lower the average IQ of both of us, so Dad won't praise us both."
The steamed bun face of the declaration was steamed instantly, and my brother was so angry: "You talk nonsense! Dad likes me the most! You always talk and hate, that's why Dad criticizes you!"
"You idiot!"
"You bastard!"
"You are so stupid!"
"You hate it!"
…Watching the twins fight again, the little prince Eli, who was ignored, sucked his fingers and crouched in the corner, His Royal Highness the crown prince was getting black lines from Fu Linggui’s eloquent reading… From the beginning to the end, the sense of presence is special The weak host wiped his sweat and thought silently, what a successful show, and...a failed host ╮(╯▽╰)╭