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[Extra] Zepa vs Xuan Xiao: Thirty Food Questions~Part [-]
16. Eat freshly peeled lotus seeds
The way Zepa loves Xuan Xiao is to hold him down and back and forth in the rippling water in the lotus leaf layer when boating on the lake.
The way Xuan Xiao loves Zepa is to peel off the lotus seeds and feed them to him without removing the core—to put down the fire!
17. Eat roasted hare
When it comes to barbecue skills, Xuan Xiao is no worse than Zepa.He wanted to give Zepalu a hand. This time the two went out for their honeymoon. One night they slept in the mountains. Xuan Xiao caught two hares, killed them and cleaned them, lit a bonfire, strung the rabbits on the branches, and bowed their heads. Busy with condiments... When Zepa returned from washing his face by the spring water, seeing that he had already made a good appearance, he couldn't help saying with great interest: "It looks good."
Xuan Xiao said without raising his head while he was busy: "Of course you can't go wrong, just wait and see how I feed you!"
Zepa rolled his eyes and stepped forward to wipe a drop of sweat from his forehead.
That night, Xuan Xiao who wanted to cry without tears: "You, you... ah...! What do you think, um, no, um, what, ah..."
Zepa's breathing was also a little heavy, and he licked his lower lip with a smirk: "Didn't you feed me? I'm doing my best to reciprocate."
Xuan Xiao: "..."
18. Eat tofu
There are many kinds of tofu.The water tofu is white and tender, and can be sucked down as juice in one bite. The old tofu is ugly, but it is steamed and dipped in juice and mixed with sauce, but the more you eat, the more delicious it is.Zappa really likes tofu, whether it's tofu in this sense or... in that sense.
Xuan Xiao has always been very embarrassed about showing affection in front of others, and he didn't have the mental awareness to actively cooperate with Zepa. Several times, Zepa kissed and hugged him in front of people, and this guy blushed like he was about to steam.
Later, Xuan Xiao blushed and resolutely rejected Zepa's act of eating tofu called Xiu Enai, which was actually blatantly blatant: "Forget it at home, but go outside..., you don't get tired of it!"
But Zepa said boldly: "Of course, in another 100 years, I won't be tired of it." Before Xuan Xiao was so sour, he smiled and said: "Even if it takes another 100 years, your water tofu will become old. Tofu, that is my favorite tofu."
19. Eat pomegranates
The two fruits that Xuan Xiao hated to eat the most in his life were watermelon with seeds and pomegranates full of seeds - because he couldn't spit out seeds.
However, Zepa enjoys the process of eating fruit and spitting out the seeds. In his words, what he enjoys is "extracting the remaining value of the fruit fully, and then removing the dross".
Xuan Xiao expressed contempt for this remark, because the capitalist smiled tenderly and rubbed his head: "Your surplus value is a bit rich, and I don't think it will be exhausted in this life."
20. Eat strawberries
The couple Xuan Zheng and Xu Xu visited abroad on behalf of Diduxing, and Xuan Xiao took their three and a half year old twin son Xuan Xuan to his home to play.Xuan Xiao loves children so much, even the brats. He even took out all his snacks and shared them with the two elder nephews (...), and he also held his chin and smirked admiring the twins' cute eating.Xuan Xuan took a very attractive red strawberry, and Xuan Xuan said to Xuan Xuan: "Brother, I want to take a bite of that strawberry you took."
Xuanxuan glanced at his younger brother, quickly put the strawberry into his mouth, Qi Gen took a bite, and handed the remaining strawberry leaves to his younger brother, with most of the strawberry in his mouth, he said inarticulately: "Here, you can eat it. "
Xuan Xiao: "..."
Manifesto shrunk his mouth with tears in his eyes, and suddenly pounced on the part that Xuan Xuan couldn't hold, and grabbed half of the strawberry from his brother's mouth, and broke Xuan Xuan's lip with his teeth. Xuan Xiao was extremely ashamed, and managed to coax the two brothers down. When he turned his head, he saw Zepa looking at the strawberry thoughtfully... The sweat came down at that time.
So, Xuan Xiao worked very hard...to help the two brothers finish a big bowl full of strawberries.Zepa watched him eat calmly, thinking that you can eat strawberries, I... know how to grow strawberries, huh~
21. Breastfeeding
After being together, Zepa accompanied Xuan Xiao back to Xuan's house for a few days every New Year's Eve. He was keen on "treasure hunting" in the room where Xuan Xiao lived since he was a child.
One day, I found a photo of Xuan Xiao holding a baby bottle in Xuan Zheng's arms and showing cuteness. Major General Zepa was deeply poked to the point of cuteness, and he frowned, thinking about it, so he decisively ordered a box of pacifier-shaped cute candy on Xingwang.com , for fun night play [Such a strange cuteness is really good!
22. Eat midnight food stalls
Oh, in fact, the correct way to eat food stalls at midnight is like this: [um...um...ah...ah...]
——Roll Nima eggs, this is obviously the eating posture at [-] o'clock in the middle of the night!
23. Eat penis
As a foodie, Xuan Xiao doesn't always like to eat. ↑↑↑ is a kind of...
However, Zepa likes this way of eating very much, especially when... when eating food stalls at midnight, Pleurotus eryngii is really the best food that must be eaten at midnight. 【Ah, that's enough!
24. (Xuan Xiao who didn’t eat spicy food originally) Eat spicy food
Xuan Xiao is actually not very good at spicy food, onion, ginger and garlic are okay, but pepper and chili are not good at all, and if you eat too much, you will get stomach upset.One time I went out to eat with someone. I don’t know why most of the meat dishes that everyone ordered were spicy. One of the boiled pork slices was really tempting. Xuan Xiao held the chopsticks and wanted to cry without tears. He accidentally took the literal meaning, so he ordered it I ordered such a...but I really want to eat QAQ! ...Eating it will make my stomach hurt QAQ! ...It’s okay to eat a little bit, right? QAQ! ...Then it is agreed that you can only eat a little bit!
...In fact, the "a little bit" defined by Xuan Xiao is slightly different from his tolerance, so after he returned home and ran to the bathroom all night, Zepa cooked heavy spicy dishes for three days in a row, hot and sour river Spicy grilled wings with rice noodles, spicy squid, spicy fried rice cakes, and spicy chicken. Even breakfast, Hu spicy soup is made. The only non-spicy dish is boiled cabbage dipping sauce.
Three days later... the full-faced Xuan Xiao finally remembered what to eat and what not to eat indiscriminately.
25. Eat mulberries from the tree
There are very few types of natural green plants that can be seen everywhere in this era. When Xuan Xiao was a child, he always thought that the mulberries he ate were the caterpillar-like things that grew on poplar trees before they matured.
Then one day I saw a wild mulberry tree with fruit in the wild with Zepa. Xuan Xiao was so excited, he immediately ran over to pick a fruit and threw it into his mouth, and the next second he blushed—fruit Green, not ripe yet.
Major General Zepa expressed his delight at the news, and laughed so shamelessly that his stomach ached, and Xuan Xiao rarely felt arrogant—hmph, don't even think about going to bed if you don't eat all the fruits from this tree!
26. Eat chestnuts
Xuan Xiao has only seen what chestnuts look like when they are peeled and fried, but he has never seen what chestnuts with shells grow on trees. The first time he saw them, he thought they were the sons of durians (...).
Chestnuts are local products from my hometown brought by comrades-in-arms. There is a big bag full, and all the thorns have not been removed.After dinner, the two of them sat down together and peeled, throwing the thorny husks into the garbage bag.Xuan Xiao couldn't help but eat a few while peeling. The raw chestnuts are also very delicious, sweet~
Then something bad happened, Xuan Xiao, who was only concerned about peeling the chestnuts, accidentally let go of a chestnut shell that slipped through the net, and this chestnut shell was tenaciously hooked on his soft and thick pajamas.So when I was doing evening exercise that night and was kissing each other so distraughtly, I screamed twice, one high and one low—the last exercise was stopped, and the two of them picked each other's burrs head to head for a long time.
27. Eat Roasted Whole Lamb
Roasted whole lamb is a delicacy suitable for many people to eat together. After all, a fat and tender lamb weighs a lot.
This time Xuan Xiao was a little overconfident about his appetite. After rolling his eyes, he managed to finish the fat and tender lamb that the two of them ordered. Zepa, who had already had a full meal, took the initiative to drag him back to cook. Exercising to eliminate food—he even touched Xuan Xiao's round belly and sighed: "Oh, there is an extra lamb..."
28. Eat the northwest wind
Xuan Xiao didn't have much money in the first place, and a lot of military pay was paid, but he didn't know how it was spent.Although Zepa loves money, he can't keep it in his hands. He either invests it or improves the equipment for the legion.The two never pay attention to the balance when they spend money, and they often spend a lot of money to buy a lot of precious natural ingredients, so... When the credit points in the card are not enough to buy a steak one day, the couple stared at each other for a long time.
What is it like to drink Northwest Wind together sweetly? ...that is, all the food left in the refrigerator will be eaten for you → for you → ah no, I will give it to you~ In the end, Zepa simply put all the ingredients left in the refrigerator into a hot pot, the sauce is full, and a fish I want you to eat half of the pill, and I'll eat the other half [Hey, it's actually just to coax him and you to feed each other, right, Major General? !The inventory isn't so low that you two can starve to death, okay?
29. Eat ink
Xuan Xiao, who had never gotten an A or above in courses other than practical operations when he was in school, felt that everyone around him had a lot of ink in their stomachs.Eldest brother is a top student, good at playing political thieves; second brother is a top student, a famous Changsheng lawyer in the empire; This guy, Pa, seems to have a lot of ink in his stomach?
Why do you say that?
...Because this guy has a black stomach, a black heart, and black intestines, God knows how much ink he has eaten... Xuan Xiao, who has been cheated for the first time, burst into tears.
30. Be jealous
Before he really knew whether he liked a man or a woman... or before he was kidnapped by Zepa, Xuan Xiao once had a favorite movie star, a hot and attractive blonde beauty, she The classic appearance of the cat girl is a female spy who obtains information through sex in fishnet stockings.
After not knowing how many times she discovered the actress's surroundings, Zepa, who had a catty of jealousy, ordered a set of large-size cat girl fishnet socks from Xingwang on the same day. It feels like being a goddess."