novelraw Chapter 64 [Extra] Zepa vs Xuan Xiao: Food 3 Questions
Chapter 64 [Extra] Zepa vs Xuan Xiao: Food 3 Questions
[Extra] Zepa vs Xuan Xiao: Thirty Food Questions~
1. Eat (other people's) wedding wine
The war is over, and Xuan Xiao is back.In order to avenge Zepa, he beat the Wumeng people hard, and then came back to take care of the "savior" Zepa.
Under Xuan Xiao's not so careful and gentle care, Zepa's injury gradually recovered.When he was finally able to walk a few steps on crutches, they received a wedding invitation from the palace—His Royal Highness Crown Prince Yiluo was going to hold a wedding with Jian Rong!
A pair of couples took turns to show their affection in a hurry. Major General Zepa deeply felt the world's full malice towards single dogs, so he decided to have a big meal at the wedding. He couldn't pay back until he felt happy.Xuan Xiao deeply agrees with this, and the two hit it off immediately and worked hand in hand. In this grand royal wedding—the wedding banquet, they swept across most of the country without changing their expressions, and everyone looked at me and devoured it.
Afterwards, Zepa and Xuan Xiao had a pleasant exchange on the quality of the wedding banquet dishes, and at the same time, their intimacy was greatly improved; and His Royal Highness was very upset because the top layer of the long-awaited wedding cake was eaten, and Jane Rong had to work hard on the wedding night so that he could fall asleep early and stop nagging.
2. Have a cup of wine
At the wedding banquet of Yi Luo and Jian Rong, someone made a fuss about letting His Royal Highness and the Crown Princess (husband?) have a cup of wine.
Zepa glanced at it from a distance, took two glasses of unknown cocktails to Xuan Xiao, and handed him a glass: "Drink something, rest and eat."
Xuan Xiao swallowed a large piece of roast goose with a sip of wine, and licked his lips unsatisfied: "Well, it's quite delicious."
"Really? Give me a taste too." Zepa grabbed his hand and brought the cup in Xuan Xiao's hand to his lips, and at the same time brought the wine glass to Xuan Xiao's lips with the other hand: "To be fair , I’ll give you a taste too.”
Xuan Xiao felt that wow was really fair, and took a big sip without doubt——not far away, Xuan Zheng Fu forehead lamented, what a family misfortune...
3. Eat sweet-scented osmanthus balls
Xuan Xiao has a sweet tooth since he was a child.When I was young, there was an osmanthus tree at home. Xuan’s mother would pick osmanthus to make honey-stained osmanthus sauce. She could spread bread and eat boiled rice cakes and boiled dumplings. Xuan Xiao ate it very happily.
Later, for some reason, the sweet-scented osmanthus tree disappeared, and Mama Xuan hadn't made honey-soaked sweet-scented osmanthus sauce for many years.One day Xuanxiao poked Xiaobai with excellent elasticity, and suddenly remembered the soft and cute sweet-scented osmanthus dumplings that he hadn't eaten for many years.
Zepa was very straightforward: "I will learn, and I will do it for you."
A few days later, Xuan Xiao was overwhelmed with the sweet-scented osmanthus balls he had been thinking about as he wished, and thanked Zepa vaguely with the balls in his mouth.Zepa generously said no, no need, but in fact, he had already recorded a sum in the small account book in his heart-how many dumplings you eat today, how many times I will make them back in the future.
Well, Major General Zeppa, who loves money, never loses money√
4. Eat braised hoof (elbow)
Xuan Xiao is a purebred carnivore, he would rather not eat a meal than eat meat for a day.There was a time when Zepa and Zepa went on a mission to an edge planet, and they ate dry food all day, Xuan Xiao's little eyes turned green.Then a big wild boar skipped past the two of them, and Xuan Xiao with green eyes shouted: "Braised hoof!" and chased after it.
Zepa: "..."
Of course the wild boar finally caught up, but the two of them didn't bring any seasoning, and Xuan Xiao couldn't eat the braised hoof in the end... But since then, Zepa has installed a kitchen in Xiaofeng's storage space, and also Equipped with a freezer full of meat.
5. Eat candied haws
Zepa spent most of his childhood wandering around with his parents. In his memory, it is not easy to eat on time, let alone pursue the quality of life.One year, on his birthday, his mother brought back a bunch of candied haws from outside to celebrate his birthday. That was the happiest birthday he ever had in his memory.
After his parents passed away, Zepa never ate candied haws again.
Perhaps Xuan Xiao knew about it when he accidentally said that he was bald when he was drunk.He didn't know that Zepa no longer ate candied haws, but simply thought that someone should come to celebrate Zepa's birthday.
So on this year's birthday, Zepa was moved and dumbfounded when he saw a large plate of candied haws in various flavors in front of him.
6. Eat sweet and sour short ribs
If there is any dish that Zepa is not good at, it must be the sweet and sour short ribs, because he seems to be unable to grasp the ratio of sugar and vinegar every time. Either there is too much sugar or too much vinegar. Xiao Xiao will not have a dark cuisine that no one will support.
Probably because he got used to eating and eating. Later, Xuan Xiao no longer ate the sweet and sour short ribs made by the cook at home. Mother Xuan was very surprised and worried that there would be something that her son would not eat (...)? ! !
Xuan Xiao just smiled at this, scratched his head and said nothing.
7. Eat Longevity Noodles
Xuan Xiao's birthday this year was when he was out on a mission. Zepa made him a bowl of longevity noodles, a whole long noodle lying down to make a bowl full.Xuan Xiao rummaged through the chopsticks for a long time, and finally Zepa helped to find the two ends: "Here, eat!"
Xuan Xiao excitedly picked up one, and called to Zepa: "Come on, start eating from that end, and see if it is knotted in the middle?"
Zepa was amused in his heart, and did as he said, and sure enough, the two met and went together after eating.With the noodles in his mouth, Xuan Xiao said vaguely, "Ah, it's really not broken, I'm not willing to bite it off..."
Zepa looked at his face close at hand, his eyes darkened: "Then don't bite it off." As he said that, he leaned forward and kissed him, taking advantage of Xuan Xiao's mouth opening wide in surprise, he took advantage of the situation... Well, anyway, the noodles really...really haven't been bitten off!As for how to eat it, everyone can make up their own brains~
8. Eat the icing on the cake
This is the story after they were officially together. In order to eat Xuan Xiao smoothly, Zepa bought the largest ice cream cake that Xuan Xiao likes most.This intention is simply sinister - when Xuan Xiao couldn't eat anymore, holding his stomach and didn't want to move, Zepa was able to use the leftover cream to eat Xuan Xiao sweetly one bite at a time~
9. Drink tea
In the eyes of Zepa and Xuan Xiao, tea is used to hold thirteen. It is bitter and astringent, and it is not good to taste. Is it true that the aftertaste is so lingering that I really can't taste it!
However, when Zepa officially came to Xuan's house for the first time, Xuan Zheng smiled grimly (...) and ordered a large pot of Coptis kuding tea.It is unavoidable that some elegant families are a little bit particular about it. Zepa lowered his head and googled it on the optical brain, drinking tea...drinking tea is the meaning of marriage QAQ? !
Picking up the teacup, he took a sip hesitantly... Major General Zepa's expression instantly became tragic.
Of course, even if he forced himself to pour down a large pot of bitter tea, Xuan Zheng would not marry on the spot.After returning home, Zepa couldn't taste other flavors for several days, Xuan Xiao turned to face and complained to his elder brother that he didn't cook right: "The food he's been cooking these past two days has become salty!"
Xuanzheng managed to escape, little bastard, the family has fed you for 30 years!You were kidnapped by that guy after a few meals? ! !
10. Eat five catties of sauced beef
One time Xuan Xiao bet with someone on how much he could eat at most, and then won the competition by eating five catties of sauced beef in one sitting.But when he came home at night, he had a stomachache. The reason was that he ate too much meat and couldn't digest it.Zepa laughed angrily at him, helped him find medicine to help digestion, rubbed his stomach for a long time, and then... Well, it's time to settle the score.
After being pressed on the bed to demonstrate "how is the sauced beef made", Xuan Xiao, who couldn't get out of bed the next day, finally had the sauced beef black all his life.
11. Eat air-dried cold steamed buns
The most common dry food in the army is noodle cakes and steamed buns that are easy to carry and satisfy hunger. Xuan Xiao followed Fu Yunze on a mission, and complained to Zepa in the communicator while eating the dried cold steamed buns: "It's not delicious, and it's cold. It's hard and tasteless." He used to not complain about it, no, he probably didn't even notice it.If it weren't for Zepa, he wouldn't complain about the food for no reason.
Zepa quickly reassured him: "It's okay, I heard that Qiao Ying brought Fu Yunze a bottle full of homemade soybean beef sauce, and I'll snatch it when I see the opportunity, and I'll count it on me if I beat him!"
12. Eat Baked Sweet Potatoes
Roasted sweet potatoes are not just for eating, but also for fun.Xuan Xiao followed Zepa to play barbecue in the garden, and the sweet potatoes buried in the charcoal were roasted until they were brown and fragrant, and they were not burned into a ball of charcoal by the charcoal fire like Xuan Xiao was worried about.Xuan Xiao admired Zepa: "You are amazing, you can do everything!"
Zepa smiled slightly: "I didn't eat anything when I was young? I don't want to starve to death, so of course I have to do it myself."
A plain and simple sentence made Xuan Xiao feel a lot of sadness.He has a stupid mouth and can't speak. After thinking for a while, he also followed Zepa's example and pulled a sweet potato that looked delicious at first glance, buried it in the charcoal fire, and pulled it out after it was roasted, blowing. Peel off the skin, revealing the crystal-yellow sweet potato flesh, and bring it to Zepa's lips: "Hey, I will learn to cook for you whatever you want to eat from now on."
13. Vegetarian
After living together, Xuan Xiao's weight tends to exceed the standard, and Xuan's mother is full of kindness but irresistible, ordering her youngest son to eat vegetarian and lose weight.
With no meat or oil to eat, Xuan Xiao began to lose energy, and his life was listless, except for the green vegetables, it was all gray and white.On the third day, the boss finally couldn't take it anymore, and cooked a big bowl of delicious braised pork to satisfy his cravings. Xuan Xiao hesitated and wanted to insist: "Mom said no..."
"Be obedient, eat quickly, a jin is nothing to me, but you have been a vegetarian for three days, and I have been a 'vegetarian' for three days. You can bear it, but I can't bear it!"
14. Eat fried buns
Zepa likes to eat raw fried buns with fresh meat, stuffed with pork and skin jelly, a mouthful of soup when he bites into it; Xuan Xiao likes fried buns with shrimps, put white and fat shrimps in and rub in the crispy shrimp skin, a bite is full of delicious flavor .
Originally, the pork and shrimp parties accounted for half of the country, but because Zepa cooks, how to decide the fillings of the pan-fried buns is very intriguing.For example, if you take the initiative to chirp a few times, you can pack a cage of shrimps, if you are obedient and take a bath together, you can pack two cages of shrimps, and when you sit up and move around at night, you can eat as much as you want... Sigh, the hard work of cooking , it's hard work to eat~
15. Eat hairy crabs
Xuan Xiao loves to eat crabs, but he is not good at peeling them, so he can only look at the hairy crabs and sigh, and retreat to eat the breaded crabs.
So after discovering this, Zepa volunteered to work as a crab peeler. Of course, it was not free. To peel a leg, one kiss was required, and to peel a spoonful of crab roe, two kisses.The two were catching crabs by the lake, and they kissed after catching them. Suddenly, Xuan Xiao said "Ouch", and Xuan Xiao, who was so dazed by the kiss, wanted to cry—the hairy crab that he hadn't caught for a long time just now. He even pinched his toe!
Needless to say, this daring crab is a snack that Major General Zepa will please his lover today√