novelraw Chapter 161 Today's Thanos got takeaway
Chapter 161 Today's Thanos got takeaway
Go forward in time a little.
After the Avengers watched the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy flying away in the "Dawn" spaceship, they turned and returned to the living room, but they did not disband on the spot, but discussed their temporary plan B.
To be honest, Steve and the others came up with a plan B after deciding to hand over the food delivery task to the Guardians of the Galaxy, definitely not because they didn't trust the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Ok.
Although they did feel that Star-Lord was very unreliable, this was not the only, or even the main reason.
For the Avengers, letting the Guardians of the Galaxy go to deliver food to Thanos is just one of the ways in their plan to make Thanos change his mind by relying on the Chinese food made by Ysu.
If it works, then everyone is happy.
If it fails, there is still plan B or even plan C, plan D anyway...
But I have to admit, probably because Tony and the others trust their intuition very much——
Think that the Guardians of the Galaxy with Star-Lord may screw up the mission every minute.
So when they went to "My Chinese Restaurant" to pack takeaways for Thanos, they packed two copies in total. After the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy left with the first takeaway, they decided to start Plan B directly——
Directly open a portal to deliver the food to Thanos' doorstep.
In fact, among so many plans, Plan B is the most convenient and fast. If it weren't for Star-Lord's efforts to sell himself to them, and they are not easy to do things like crossing the bridge, Plan B would have been A planned.
Closer to home, since we choose to start Plan B directly, the Avengers who have already got the Chinese food made by Yisu want to proceed to the second step——
Find someone to open the portal.
Among the people Steve and the others knew, there were not many people who could open the portal and travel all the way from Earth to Titan. Strange was one, and Kube was another.
Although Natasha and the others knew very well that Kube was a person who didn't even care about saving the world, but at least they were able to contact her.
As for Strange?
Although Charles had recommended him to them, he had already made it clear to them both the good and the bad. It would not be difficult to get Strange to open the portal. professional account.
The point is-
They have been unable to contact him for the time being.
So the Avengers decided to fall on Kube as the candidate to open the portal, but when contacting Kube, Natasha said: "I think it is enough for Kube to open the portal."
Hearing Natasha's words, the other Avengers agreed very much, let's not talk about the others, just Kubera Loki came to the Avengers Building later, and kicked him back to Asgard's prison without saying a word This incident is enough to let them know what kind of temperament Kube is.
Ok.
Although in this matter, they are a little bit helpful, but...
It does not matter.
In short, the facts prove that Kube is really not suitable for delivering food to Thanos. As the owner of the Rubik's Cube, if she appears on Thanos' site, no one can guarantee that Thanos will immediately sense it. .
And they didn't doubt at all that if she was given this task, whether Kube would walk to Thanos' house with the takeaway, and then just sit there cross-legged and start the picnic.
But if it were someone else...
The Avengers present subconsciously looked at their teammates. In order to save time, they did not seek other foreign aid, but chose to choose one of them.
but……
Thinking of picking one of them to deliver food to Thanos, Steve and the others couldn't help but think of the insane things they did to grab food...
"Let me come."
While the Avengers were still struggling with who to choose to deliver food to Thanos, Jarvis, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke up, and he said, "Everyone, I want to compare you, I will give Thanos Food delivery is much safer."
As an artificial intelligence butler created by Iron Man Tony Stark, what Jarvis can do is definitely not limited to butlers.
So at this time, he stood up.
The smart butler presented the most convincing reason, and he said, "The Chinese food made by Miss Yisu has no influence on me."
Although everyone who has come into contact with Jarvis has a feeling that even if he is just a smart butler created, he is essentially just a super program, but he is so humane that it is hard to believe that he is not alone .
But the fact is—
No matter how human and human Jarvis may be, he is not a real person.
Therefore, it is indeed a very, very suitable candidate for him to deliver food to Thanos, because Jarvis, as a smart butler, has no such thing as being unable to resist the temptation of Chinese food made by Ysu, and saving the world. Throw it aside and steal it.
Therefore, the matter of Jarvis delivering food to Thanos was unanimously approved by everyone.
Everyone here refers not only to the Avengers present, but also Kube who was notified by them to open a portal.
To be honest, whether it is a superhero or a super villain, their IQs do not completely drop or even disappear after eating the Chinese food made by Ys.
Don't they know that in the face of danger, only when these major crises are resolved, can they have more time and opportunities to eat Chinese food made by Yisu?
Don't they know that they can go to "My Chinese Restaurant" and have a good meal after they get rid of this serious problem by delivering food to Thanos in an peaceful manner?
they know.
They all know.
But again, knowing it is one thing, but being able to do it is another.
Facing the poisonous Chinese food made by Yisu, it's hard for them not to lose their wits, okay?
So for Kube and others who know they can't concentrate on completing the task 100%, if someone stands up to complete the task for them at this time, and they are sure that the other party has the ability to concentrate 100%, how can they possibly reject?
"Tony, I think it's time for you to think about building a body for Jarvis."
Looking at Jarvis who was manipulating a set of steel battle suits and walking into the portal opened by Kubera with the box containing the Chinese food made by Ysu, Natasha couldn't help but said to Tony, "In some Jarvis can do a lot more than we can in this regard."
To be honest, if it was normal or even someone else, the proud Tony would of course refute Natasha's words, but...
at this time.
The object is Jarvis.
As proud as Tony was, he was as proud as ever, and he said, "Of course, you don't want to see who made the 0 in Jarvis."
In fact, I just want to praise Jarvis's Natasha: "..."
Originally, she wanted to have a good fight with Tony. Jarvis was made by him, and she admitted that he was capable, but on the matter of delivering food to Thanos——
Is he not as good a maker as Jarvis at all?
But before Natasha had a good blow to Tony's pride, she felt as if she had smelled an appetizing fragrance, which caught her attention all at once.
However, in the next second, Jarvis, who entered the portal and arrived at the Titan star, rushed back from the portal quickly. When he stepped into the living room of the Avengers Building, his body seemed to be unable to stop for a moment. Like a car, it rushed directly towards Cube.
Probably in order to prevent Kube from being injured, Jarvis opened his arms and hugged her and moved several meters when he was about to hit her. However, the portal that was originally opened was closed all of a sudden for this reason.
In fact, Jarvis, who is so accurate that ordinary people can't, will have the problem of not being able to stop the car when manipulating an intact steel suit?
of course not.
So the reason why this happened was not because of any malfunction of Jarvis or the steel suit, but simply because Jarvis did it on purpose.
Regarding this point, other superheroes may not know the reason for the time being, but as the person who opened the portal, Kube knows it all.
Because she has been standing at the door of the portal, after Kube witnessed Jarvis bent down to put the takeaway box at the door of Thanos' house, he...
Just open the box! ! !
Even though Kube had had a delicious lunch with Hannibal and the others at "My Chinese Restaurant" before that, as the owner of the Rubik's Cube, she could be said to have a black hole stomach.
So when she saw Jarvis open the box, Kube's eyelids twitched. If he hadn't opened the box and rushed back as fast as possible and left with her in his arms to close the portal, she wouldn't have heard of it at all. I don't doubt what I will do later.
"Sorry, Ms. Cube."
Jarvis waited for the portal behind him to close before he put Kube in his arms down. He looked down at her and said to her sincerely, "Please forgive my offense."
Even though this smart butler doesn't have a physical body, his perfect British pronunciation and charming metallic voice are enough to make even the face-controlled Kube hard to be hard on him.
"You just did what you were supposed to do, but..."
Kube raised one eyebrow slightly, looked at Jarvis in front of her, she reached out and patted his shoulder, and said immediately, "You are really brave."
It can be guessed from the fact that he rushed back at the fastest speed and left with her in his arms. Jarvis must also know that if he opened the box, he would attract Thanos faster, yes, but he would also attract them at the same time. .
But Jarvis still opened the box anyway.
That's why Kube said that Jarvis was really brave, because he knew what the consequences would be, but he did it anyway.
Hearing Kube's words, Jarvis, who had already analyzed from her tone that her words were compliments without half irony, said, "Thank you."
Hearing this, Kube couldn't help laughing.
And the Avengers, who later realized what Jarvis did, couldn't blame him for his own assertion. At the beginning, their plan was to send the box with "Sent by Gamora" directly to Thanos' door. .
Considering the relationship between Gamora and Thanos, the Avengers believe that Thanos or Thanos' accomplices will never dispose of it as garbage when they see this box.
But they also had to admit that Jarvis's way of opening the box was much more straightforward than the more roundabout way they came up with because they couldn't refuse the temptation of the Chinese food made by Ys.
But then again, thanks to Jarvis being a smart housekeeper, otherwise, no matter how directly useful this simple and crude method is, it would be impossible to be adopted.
"So now we just need to wait for Thanos to eat the Chinese food made by Ys?"
Clint glanced at the people present, and couldn't help sighing, "This is definitely the easiest time we have saved the world."
It always feels like nothing is done.
Other Avengers: "..."
It's true that I didn't do anything, but as for saying it was the easiest time or something...
If it wasn't for Jarvis, they wouldn't have had it easy, would they?
But no matter what, after the takeaway was successfully delivered to Thanos' doorstep, the mood of the Avengers was indeed a lot easier.
what?
Are the Avengers taking it easy too soon, you ask?Not to mention that Thanos doesn't eat the Chinese food made by Ys now, even if he did eat it, he might not change his mind?
……
……
……
nonexistent.
The Avengers, who are confident in the Chinese food made by Ys, said that they refused to accept any results other than Thanos losing his mind after eating it, and unilaterally announced that after Thanos ate the Chinese food made by Ys, he agreed not to Destroyed half of life in the universe.
Thanos: "...???"
Closer to home, probably because of the smooth execution of Plan B, when the Avengers saw the failed members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, they didn't feel disappointed or unacceptable at all. "I knew you were unreliable" to comfort them.
then……
Let the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy succeed!have!quilt!install!comfort!arrive!
because--
Is it really comforting to say something like "I know you guys are hot guys so it's normal to fail a mission"! ! ! ?
The members of the Guardians of the Galaxy said that because they were sure that the Avengers really didn't mean to be ironic about them, they were all starting to wonder if the comfort of the earth and their alien comfort were the same comfort.
The Avengers didn't know that the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy were so entangled because of their abnormal reaction. Now they are still immersed in the joy of completing a big task, and even "comforting" Star-Lord and them. Godly thinking——
In what way will Thanos kneel down after eating the Chinese food made by Ys?
What the Avengers didn't know was that after the portal was closed, a person suddenly appeared on Titan, and the heart that had come to find Thanos was instantly attracted by the tempting takeaway up.
So when Thanos rushed to the door of his house following the scent, he didn't even see the shadow of the takeaway box, but only smelled the scent that was still in the air.
Thanos, who bent down to pick up the takeaway box, smelled the scent that permeated the box, which made him salivate, but his eyes focused on the name written on the box——
Gamora.
Thanos: "..."
Is this revenge from his beloved daughter Gamora?
The author has something to say:
Gamora: ...? ? ?I am not I did not stop talking nonsense!I don't take this blame!
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Inexplicably sympathetic hahahahahaha.
By the way, let’s guess who stole Ah Mie’s takeaway~