novelraw Chapter 160 Sudden Want to Hit Someone
Chapter 160 Sudden Want to Hit Someone
When Gamora is completely immersed in the delicious tofu fish, Rocket and the others will also be amazed by the crispy duck with hemp seeds, so that they can't wait to dance with Xingjue.
Because it is so delicious!
The hemp-seed crispy duck in the oval dish is surrounded by cilantro in the middle, the golden yellow and emerald green complement each other, and the appearance alone is enough to be beautiful.
When Rocket and others, who were not used to using chopsticks (and there were no extra chopsticks), directly picked up a piece of crispy duck with hemp seeds and put it into their mouths. They took a bite, just a bite, and they were stunned on the spot.
When the teeth bite down, their first reaction is - crispy, unprecedentedly crispy, as if the teeth have not had time to force, the crispy skin that has been fried until golden brown makes crackling sounds one after another.
With a little force, the hard teeth pierced through the crispy outer skin, and bit into the hot meat inside. As they bit down with a big mouth, the aroma of the duck meat wrapped in it was instantly absorbed by the heat. Let it out.
What is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside?
This is called crispy outside and tender inside.
When they chewed the hemp-seed crispy duck in their mouths, the crispy skin crackled in their mouths, like small fireworks exploding in their mouths.
The shredded duck meat and shredded fatty pork that are evenly spread on the duck skin with egg batter are fat and thin, soft and tender. As they chew one bite after another, in addition to being able to taste soft and tender, You can even taste the aroma of wine and the slight spiciness hidden in every inch of duck shreds because of marinating.
Paired with the salty aroma of minced ham sprinkled on the surface and the aroma of sesame seeds, every bite is so delicious that people forget everything in the world, leaving only the crispy duck with hemp seeds in their mouths.
"Oh~ this takeaway is really delicious!"
Just took a bite, and was so amazed by the hemp-seed crispy duck that she was almost moved to tears. Before she could swallow it, she couldn't wait to praise her. She looked at Xingjue with bright eyes and asked, "Kui Er, is the food on your earth so delicious?"
It was so delicious that she had to cover her mouth even when she was talking, for fear that the food in her mouth would be sprayed out by accident.
It doesn't matter if you spray it on others, what matters is that it is wasted if you spray it out, okay?
Others present: "..."
"I also want to know."
Although he is a native of Earth, he was taken captive by Yondu to outer space when he was very young, and Xing-Lord, who is not a Chinese even though he is a native of Earth, said that he could not answer the question of Mantis Girl at all.
Because it's the first time he has eaten such delicious food, okay?
For the first time, Xingjue regretted that he did not grow up on the earth, even though he is not a Chinese, but if he lived on the earth, he might be able to come into contact with such delicious Chinese food earlier.
but……
This is already an established fact, so unless he can turn back time, if he regrets it, it will not be able to change anything except to make himself feel depressed.
So at this time, instead of regretting doing useless work because of this matter, Xingjue felt that it would be better to focus all his energy on another important thing, which is——
Grab food to eat!
You must know that the Guardians of the Galaxy are not ordering food in "My Chinese Restaurant", nor are they packing enough meals from "My Chinese Restaurant", but eating takeaways that were originally given to Thanos.
Let’s not talk about the size of Thanos’ appetite. Anyway, everyone in the Avengers just prepared a little more than one person’s takeaway, and there are six members of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
So it's normal that the takeaway is not enough for Xingjue and the others, but if it's enough for them, it's hell.
This means that the battle for food belonging to the Guardians of the Galaxy is imminent.
"Star Shit! You have to show some face!"
Seeing Xingjue so shamelessly grabbing the little tree man's food, Rocket couldn't help but opened his mouth and said, "Won't your conscience ache by grabbing food from Groot?"
Groot indignantly agrees with the Rockets: "IamGroot!"
"Shut up you trash little panda, I told you not to call me star shit!"
After Star-Lord swallowed the food in his mouth, he retorted, "Besides, it's shameless for me to steal Groot's food, so what are your claws doing now?"
Hearing Xingjue's words, the little tree man turned his head to look at Rocket...'s paw, and saw that his paw was grabbing the hemp-seed crispy duck that he had snatched in front of him and was about to "smuggle" in front of him.
Originally thought Rocket was a good bear, but after the little tree man on his side was betrayed, he was so angry that he couldn't help jumping his feet: "IamGroot!!!"
"Okay, okay, I know you can eat, but if you eat too much, you will hold on, won't you? So I'm just helping you share the burden."
Rocket first gave his reasons for grabbing his food, and then said to him, "And Groot, I think we have to talk about your swearing after dinner."
The little tree man who didn't accept the reason that Rocket snatched his food continued to shout: "IamGroot! IamGroot!! IamGroot!!!"
When the little tree was jumping in anger after being stabbed by his best friend, Drax took a look at him, and then secretly snatched half a crispy duck with hemp seeds while he was not paying attention.
"I am Groot~"
But the little tree man suddenly stretched out his branch, grabbed the half of the crispy duck with hemp seeds and pulled it back. His big eyes looked at Drax, as if to say——
Don't take mine!
"this is mine."
Drax opened his eyes without blushing and said nonsense, "If you don't believe me, you can count yours, and there is nothing missing."
Hearing this, the little tree man bowed his head and counted the crispy duck with hemp seeds in front of him with his "fingers". Then he stretched out his branches to create a "safety cage" for his food, and finally looked up. Looking at Drax, he shook his head and said: "IamGroot~"
"not mine."
"I am Groot~~"
"not mine."
"I am Groot~~~"
"not me……"
Seeing that the little tree man was not fooled at all, Drax the Destroyer couldn't help but said to Rocket, "Rocket, didn't you say that he has a bad memory?"
Why does he remember so clearly now?
"Are you stupid?"
Rocket glanced at Drax speechlessly, "Groot just has a bad memory, and he's not stupid."
Whether the little tree man's memory is good or not is well known, and the rocket will be so angry by his poor memory that he wants to explode on the spot several times.
So Rocket knew very well that even if the little tree man had counted just now, he still couldn't tell whether the half crispy duck with hemp seeds belonged to him or Drax.
As for why Groot is clearly not sure whether the half crispy duck with hemp seeds is his own or Drax's, but he insists that it is his own?
It's very simple.
As Rocket said, the little tree man just has a bad memory, and he is not stupid.
If it was his own, it would be a matter of course for him to take it back, but if it wasn't his own, he would have earned half a crispy duck with hemp seeds.
Drax: "...???"
Obviously he didn't lose anything, but why does it feel like he has suffered a bit?
But what Drax thinks is not important to the Rockets and Star Jue, because there is only the last one left of the delicious crispy duck with hemp seeds.
"If I remember correctly, you seem to have said that you just looked at it before?"
Rocket's upper body leaned forward, approaching Xingjue and said to him, "And you've already eaten the weight of 'a bowl of rice' in your stomach, why don't you keep talking, are you trying to get fat? Fat Star!"
"Stop calling me nicknames you raccoon!"
Xingjue cast a blank stare at Rocket, and then opened his eyes and said nonsense, he said, "And I don't remember saying that at all, I just remember that someone was still thinking about saving the galaxy three times, so... ..."
Xingjue looked at the rocket, and he continued, "Does what you are doing now have anything to do with saving the galaxy!?"
"I don't remember saying anything like that either."
Rocket imitated Xingjue with his eyes open and talking nonsense, he said, "Who is the Milky Way? Am I familiar with it? Why do you want to save it?"
Milky Way:"……"
However, Xingjue and Rocket fought back and forth evenly, and the last piece of crispy duck with hemp seeds fell into the hands of Gamora.
She took a bite, and the fluffy, crispy, tender, and delicious crispy duck with hemp seeds made Gamora, who has always been hard-hearted and aloof, couldn't help showing an intoxicated expression——
World!
How could there be!
so delicious!
numb!Benevolence!fragrant!Crisp!duck! ?
Star Lord: "..."
Rocket:"……"
Mom!
Suddenly want to hit someone!
Gamora, who ate the last piece of crispy duck with hemp seeds, even sucked her finger without restraint, and then cast a cold glance over it.
Star Lord: "..."
Rocket:"……"
So angry!
Want to hit someone but can't win!
Insufficient takeaway food is destined to not be able to fill the stomachs of the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, but even so, everyone who was amazed by the Chinese food made by Yisu couldn't help showing dissatisfaction after eating But very intoxicated expression.
but……
I don’t know if it’s because after they finished eating, they finally remembered that the takeaway they just ate was given to Thanos to save the galaxy. As a result, they ate up the takeaway before they left the earth.
So Xingjue suddenly has a very strong...
The feeling of being called a pig teammate.
Star Lord: "...???"
Is it his delusion?
As it turns out, maybe it really is.
Because when the group of the Guardians of the Galaxy who returned to the Avengers Building before leaving the earth appeared in front of the Avengers with an empty box, they did not show any expressions of surprise, surprise or even disappointment.
Tony even patted Xingjue on the shoulder, and said to him in a tone he had expected a long time ago: "You really didn't disappoint us."
Because of Star-Lord's unreliability, Plan A was successfully declared a failure.
but……
Good thing they still have a plan B for Jarvis to deliver food :)
Thinking of the takeaway that Jarvis had successfully delivered to Thanos' door, Tony and the others almost wanted to call for their prophet.
Star Lord: "...???"
Didn't they really scold him secretly in their hearts?
Otherwise, why did he feel more and more intense when he was scolded by others as a pig teammate?
The author has something to say:
From the audience who watched Avengers 3, also known as Thanos 1, crying on their faces and mmp in their hearts: What do you think :)