Young Master in Flower City

Chapter 881 - 882: The Miserable Little Nine

I, having been reincarnated twice on Earth, find it absurd that these mortal ants have never heard of my esteemed name. Are you kidding me? They're not even treating the village head like an official. Besides, I used to hang out with the Lord!

Among the Lord's entourage, I was the most brazen one. How could these people not know? Truly a bunch of ignorant fools.

"Hubby, I find his gaze really annoying!" Shangguan Biyue said.

What hubby?

Intolerable, absolutely intolerable! How could such a beautiful goddess call him hubby? It's like a fresh flower stuck in cow dung, it should be with me. And what's worse, that cow dung is even more handsome than me.

The Nine Heavens Divine Emperor roared in his heart, infuriated. I am the mighty Nine Heavens Divine Emperor; what part of me isn't better than that guy? I won't tolerate it!

Yet Xiao Tianyu casually said, "Then gouge out his eyeballs and kick them like balls!"

Puh~

Upon hearing this, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor spat out old blood. Gouge out my eyeballs and kick them like balls? Are my eyeballs even the size of balls? This is utterly unreasonable. Without teaching this guy a lesson, he won't know the extent of my prowess.

Furthermore, this is a good chance to show those goddesses how pathetic their hubby is. Once that happens, heh, won't they flock to me? Yes, that's the plan, I'll ensure not to cripple him.

Buzz~

A fierce wind swept through as a majestic aura burst forth from the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's body, yet his posture swayed drunkenly as if inebriated.

Seeing this, Guan Zhongyuan and others were stunned: "Boss, this… this looks like Drunken Fist..."

"Wrong!" the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor snorted coldly, cutting off directly: "This is the Drunken Milk Fist, a divine technique that I invented. How could you mere mortal ants have seen it?"

Drunken Milk Fist?

I keep looking left and right, but it's still Drunken Fist, isn't it? Guan Zhongyuan grumbled silently in his heart, stealing Earth's profound technique and claiming it as self-created? His cheek is really thick!

At this moment, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor bellowed: "Lv Dongbin's Drunken Milk Lifting Pot with Thousand Pounds of Strength!"

Wow~

With his words, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's aura grew even more violent, raising a fist aimed to strike Xiao Tianyu. Yet Xiao Tianyu's figure flickered, and the punch missed, leaving the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor stunned for half a second before saying: "Kid, you dodged my first move, very impressive. But you won't be so lucky with the next!"

After speaking, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor shouted again: "Iron Crutch Li Spinning Knee Drunken Milk Renown!"

Before the voice faded, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's body whipped up like a whirlwind, his arms like crutches smashing down towards Xiao Tianyu. The gusts roared fiercely.

Xiao Tianyu furrowed his brows, tapped his feet on the ground, soared up and executed a side kick that flowed like water.

Bam~

In an instant, a thunderous sound echoed as Xiao Tianyu's kick landed on the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's face, sending him into a daze before his body crashed down, disoriented.

What's going on? How could he break my Drunken Milk Fist?

"Hahaha~ Drunken Milk Fist… hahaha… don't hold me back, let me laugh heartily…" Guan Zhongyuan laughed clutching his stomach, utterly mocking: "Drunken Milk Fist? This is clearly Huang Feihong's Drunken Fist, hahaha…"

"Bastard, why are you laughing? I haven't even used my trump card!" the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor crawled up angrily from the ground and shouted: "Han Zhongli's Stumble Sipping Milk Heart-Piercing Jab!"

Before the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor could finish his words, Guan Zhongyuan chimed in: "The next move, isn't it Zhang Guolao's Drunk Toss Cup Kick Combo? No, it should be Drunken Milk Toss Cup Kick Combo!"

"How… how did you know?" Upon these words, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor was startled, while Guan Zhongyuan replied seriously: "Anyone from Earth knows!"

What, everyone from Earth knows? Since when did my Drunken Milk Fist become so famous? The Nine Heavens Divine Emperor was bewildered, it doesn't seem right. I haven't been to Earth in years, let alone have Li Tian seen my Drunken Milk Fist. How could they have seen it? It must be blind guesses.

So, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor bellowed: "Even if you're right, so what, the key is whether you can counter my ultimate move!"

Meanwhile, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor thought secretly to himself, I need to change the order, I'll do it out of sequence.

With this thought, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor spoke: "He Xiangu's Waist Flick Offering Milk, Drunken Stumble Step!"

Seeing this, Guan Zhongyuan, Qiu Qianren, Ximen Chuixue all shivered, their skin crawling. So did Shangguan Biyue, Xiao Ziyan... and others.

"What do you see in that guy?"

"Disgusting!"

"Lewd!"

"Is this even a man? He's downright a freak, offering milk? Do you even have milk to offer? Absolutely punch-worthy!"

"..."

Shangguan Biyue and her group silently grumbled; the same move, the same He Xiangu, why did Huang Feihong's execution in movies look far more suave than his?

Seeing this, Xiao Tianyu's skin crawled too. Before the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor arrived, Xiao Tianyu suddenly took a big step forward, evading everything, and directly stomped the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor underfoot.

Seeing this, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor began questioning his life; my famed Drunken Milk Fist, defeated so easily? It's not right.

With that in mind, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor struggled beneath Xiao Tianyu's foot: "Hey you there, could you lift your noble hand, no, your noble foot, let's compete again, just now it's because I hadn't had milk yet, hence not your match!"

"..." Upon hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan and the others were about to fall sitting on the ground, still hadn't had milk? With your looks, is there a woman willing to give you milk?

"What did you just say?" Xiao Tianyu replied casually: "Milk drinking?"

"You're right, it's because I hadn't had milk, giving you the opportunity..."

Bam~

Before the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor finished speaking, he was kicked flying by Xiao Tianyu, and before he could react, Xiao Tianyu appeared in front of him, grabbing his collar, and said flatly: "Still want milk now?"

"You jerk, you dare hit me, do you know who I am?"

"Isn't it just the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor?" Guan Zhongyuan... the three spoke in unison, causing the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor to be befuddled: "How do you know?"

"..." Upon these words, Guan Zhongyuan and the others were speechless; damn, finally encountered someone dumber than us.

Slap~

Puh~

At this moment, Xiao Tianyu slapped Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's face, making him spit out old blood: "I'm the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, you're still hitting me?"

"Who's that?" Xiao Tianyu asked with interest.

"The Nine Heavens Divine..."

Thud~

Before his words were finished, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's head knocked onto the ground, a pit with the size of a head emerged.

While Xiao Tianyu, gripping the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's collar, said: "What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly!"

"I'm the Nine Heavens Divine..."