Chapter 880 881: History Repeats Itself
Chapter 880 881: History Repeats Itself
Wow, hah! Just kidding, boss is so awesome, helping me restore my cultivation is just a matter of raising a hand, right? Oh, since we're back on Earth, should I find a beauty to dual cultivate with first?
In the last life, because of this, I got a good beating from Li Tian, so the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor thought to himself, this life shouldn't be so unlucky, right?
Swift and decisive, he did what he thought of, so the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor directly strode out of the operating room, causing the middle-aged man and woman to panic, "Where are you going, darling son!"
Now our darling son's mind isn't right, what if he gets lost?
"I'm going to find a beauty to dual cultivate first, you don't need to worry about me. Oh right, I might not come back to see you for many years. Here are two elixirs, consider them a token of gratitude!"
With that, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor tossed out the elixirs, then tapped his feet and vanished, leaving behind afterimages as he left the operating room.
Seeing this, the middle-aged man and woman's eyes nearly popped out of their heads. After a car accident, has our darling son really become immortal?
As for the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, after leaving the hospital, he inadvertently bumped into Xiao Tianyu, Shangguan Biyue, and others. The Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's gaze moved away from Xiao Tianyu and fell directly on the many goddesses.
Wow, hah! Heaven really treats me well. I just thought about finding a goddess to dual cultivate with, and Heaven gifted me a whole bunch of them. Look at these radiant beings; even in the Divine Realm, they are hard to find.
Probably under heaven, only the boss's wives can compare to these goddesses.
Hold on, this scene looks familiar. Yes, yes... It was a ten thousand years ago when I met the boss. But someone as awesome as the boss, there's only one under heaven – how dare that pretty boy on the opposite side be my match?
The most irritating thing is, he's even more handsome than me, really infuriating.
The more he thought, the more the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor's gaze grew lecherous, truly Heaven treats me well.
"Tianyu, why do I feel this guy looks so lecherous? And weird too!" Shangguan Biyue tugged at Xiao Tianyu's sleeve, showing a hint of disgust, while Xiao Tianyu shrugged and said seriously, "He's just someone itching for a beating!"
"Boss, this guy dares to disrespect your ladies, should I teach him a lesson?" Guan Zhongyuan stepped forward, thinking, finally, a chance to shine.
With this said, Qiu Qianren and Ximen Chuixue were intrigued too, a chance to shine couldn't go to Guan alone.
So, the two also stepped forward saying, "Boss, we're here too. Just a mere mortal, dreaming of something unreachable!"
"You really want to vent for me, not afraid of getting beaten?" Xiao Tianyu rarely spoke, for Xiao Tianyu just needed one look to know the opponent was the reincarnated Divine Emperor.
"Boss, you're quite the joker. Just us three, can't handle a mere mortal?" Guan Zhongyuan and the other two glanced at Xiao Tianyu disdainfully, Boss, you really underestimate us.
The more underestimated, the greater the determination to perform, maybe if the boss is pleased, he'll reward us with an immortal pill?
"Do as you please then," Xiao Tianyu said lightly, fully playing the role of a spectator.
Upon hearing this, the three felt a surge of joy, determined to claim this merit.
So, Guan Zhongyuan and the other two rubbed their hands, showing an excited look, "Hey you, kneel and kowtow three times to your grandpa, maybe I won't hit you too hard!"
"Truly ignorant of heaven and earth, daring to disrespect me!" Actually, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor was just worried about missing an opportunity to impress the goddesses, now three idiotic guys appeared, perfect opportunity.
Poof~
Upon hearing this, Guan Zhongyuan and the other two spat blood. Still calling yourself 'Emperor', this guy's as thick-skinned as it gets. If you're the Martial Emperor, then I'm the Jade Emperor, there aren't so many Great Emperors in heaven. Besides, the five Great Emperors of the Immortal Realm just suffered on Earth, dare they return?
Then, Guan Zhongyuan sneered, "With your crappy look, still daring to call yourself Emperor, disrespecting the ladies, you're plainly unaware of basic arithmetic!"
Guan Zhongyuan continued, "Brothers, give him a proper whipping, but don't maim him, at most remove an arm!"
"Alrighty!" Qiu Qianren and the other two showed excitement, then all three lunged at the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, but instantly, the three were bewildered, what's going on, where's the guy? Where did he go?
"I'm behind you!"
Bang, bang, bang~
Before these words landed, the three Guan Zhongyuan flew out, sprawling onto the ground, dumbstruck. "Whoa, so strong!"
"We're no match!"
"What should we do then!"
"Of course, slip away then!"
"..."
The three scrambled up from the ground, slipped away, and hid behind Xiao Tianyu, poking their heads out, faces filled with fear, "Boss… boss… hit him… hit him… don't mind us!"
As for the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, he showed a disdainful smile, then clapped and addressed the goddesses, "Ladies, what do you think of my skills!"
"Nothing impressive!" Xiao Ziyan rolled her eyes at the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor.
Nothing impressive?
Upon hearing this, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor paused, I easily kicked those three lecherous guys away, yet in the eyes of the goddess, it's nothing impressive? Have you got to be kidding me, since when did Earth's goddesses have such high standards?
"Indeed, unimpressive!" Gu Yunxi glanced at the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor with her beautiful eyes, "It's not that we look down on you, but your slight skills really don't count. To attract our attention, you'd have to beat the handsome guy in front of us!"
"Indeed, indeed..."
Several goddesses were eager for chaos.
Then, Xiao Ziyan's beautiful eyes looked at Xiao Tianyu, "Hey, second brother, why don't you teach this guy a lesson for not knowing his limits?"
"Wouldn't that be bad, look at how fragile he looks, what if he gets hurt? Then I'd have to pay his medical bills. Plus, he's barely a newborn. I feel like bullying a child, no, more precisely, a baby!"
"..." Upon hearing this, the goddesses were speechless, a baby, really, Tianyu are you sure that's just a baby? We've never seen such a big baby.
But Xiao Tianyu wasn't wrong either, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor was reborn less than an hour ago, indeed, technically a baby.
"Scoundrel, I'm the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, and you ants dare call me a baby, it's simply outrageous!" The Nine Heavens Divine Emperor snorted coldly, when I was dominating the Divine Domain, these people weren't born yet, dare call me a baby?
"What, Nine Heavens Divine Emperor? Turns out he's the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor!" The goddesses were shocked, making the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor feel smug, has my fame reached Earth too?
So, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor solemnly asked, "You know me?"
"Don't know you!"
Crash~
Upon hearing this, the Nine Heavens Divine Emperor stumbled, nearly falling. Damn, I, a dignified Nine Heavens Divine Emperor, got teased back, such shame.
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