The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 543 Strawberry

"Pfft!" Gojo Satoru, who was buying a cup of sweet drink to quench his thirst, squirted out the juice on the spot. This little guy really dared to say it, and he was so bad that he wanted such a violent Squalo to pretend to be a big sister in a kimono. Go shopping with him, he must be itchy!Will this group be mad at him?

I don’t know if Squalo is mad or not. After hearing his request, Ruslia’s eyes lit up immediately, and she was pleasantly surprised: “Hey! Is there a place in Japan that specializes in makeup and kimonos for people? I want to wear a beautiful kimono and go shopping, take me to pick out some suitable clothes!"

"Then brother Squalo and Ruslia will dress up as a kimono together, big sister, let's go shopping with me first!" Hearing that Ruslia is interested in kimonos, Xiao Dazai hammered his little fist and used this Said in a decided tone.

An angry Squalo shouted immediately: "Who wants to wear a women's kimono? Don't even think about it!"

"Bang!" XANXUS knocked Squalo unconscious with a sudden shot, and said with a cold face, "You know how to wear it."

"Eh!"

"Eh!"

"Why boss?"

"This is a bit cruel to the vice-captain!"

Seeing this scene, not only Xiao Dazai was surprised, but other members of Varian were also stunned, wondering why XANXUS was so active all of a sudden.

XANXUS glanced at his subordinates casually, and suddenly reached out to pick up Xiao Dazai, who was kicking the power supply next to the game console with his little feet, shook vigorously, and said to everyone: "If you are not active, will waiting make the whole The game hall came to watch us, is there a kid here who likes to get electrocuted?"

"Hee hee... I didn't even notice." XANXUS, who didn't see this scene without saying anything, let out a laugh that was about to grit his teeth.

Mamun raised his hand and pressed his temple under the cloak, and said distressedly: "Forget it, vice-captain, please feel wronged!"

"How can the child of Master Yushu of the Sky be so coaxing?" Levi's face looked older.

Ruslia clapped her hands in a sissy way: "This is such an energetic child! No wonder Lord Mu Ping would throw him to us. He must be too tired to take care of himself."

"Yeah! The answer is wrong. It's because I usually don't show myself in front of Ogasang's little hobbies that would make her worry! So now that Ogasang is not around, of course I have to have fun with what I can't usually play. " Xiao Dazai, who had completely let go of himself, said without any shame.

Still freely dangling his two short legs in XANXUS's hands, he swung on the swing, and then swung around. I don't know how he did it, but he got out of XANXUS's hands and fell to the ground, leaving only a small coat Still in XANXUS' hand.

He smiled and glanced at Squalo, who was being held up by Ruslia, who was in a coma, and said, "Let's go! Go and turn Brother Squalo into Sister Squalo, and go shopping with me!"

"Huh!" XANXUS threw the little coat on Xiao Dazai angrily, and seriously considered in his heart, if Xiao Dazai was burned to ashes, what chance would he have of escaping from Japan with his mother and subordinates? , if this little scum dares to continue to play on his head after tossing Squalo, then this plan must be considered...

Well!It turns out that in XANXUS's mind, it's okay to play tricks on Squalo, but if he plays on him, he will think about dying. This is really the idea of ​​a tyrant!

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So when Ruslia took the initiative and Squalo was passive in a coma, when Squalo opened his eyes, he saw Ruslia wearing a lady's kimono and a Japanese-style female wig. It can be seen that it looks like an ordinary rude tall Japanese woman.

With an ominous premonition in his heart, he immediately touched himself, okay!The combat uniform on his body is gone, and his whole body has turned into soft and slippery Japanese-style kimono clothes, and his hair is also coiled up. From the glass of the passing shop, you can still see that he has been painted with quite glamorous makeup. .

It turned out to be a tall and handsome looking beauty. Japanese men passing by would look back at him a few times, and some even accidentally bumped into a lamppost on the side of the road... Squalo felt like he was drawing his sword at this moment. The impulse to light up the people around and Xiao Dazai, the pippi shrimp.

After realizing that he was awake from his movement, Ruslia immediately let go of his hand, and said in a more feminine manner: "Yo! The deputy team is awake."

"Hee hee... I didn't expect that the vice team is quite suitable for women's clothing. Can I let you perform tasks in women's clothing next time? Looking at the reactions of these men around, I feel that the difficulty of the task will be reduced!" As long as the fun is not played on me , Bell can laugh.

Mamun looked at the photos and money in his hand, and said with a stingy face, "I won't give you the money I sold those men's photos just now."

Levi gave the deputy team a sympathetic look.

As soon as he woke up, facing the violent attack of his colleagues without the slightest love from colleagues, Squalo’s head swelled to accept the information that caused him headaches. Very well, these guys are full enough to eat, so you can make fun of him in your spare time, right? !

He quickly reached out to remove the coiled quilt on his head, and he also brought a hairpin to make his head very heavy. He asked coldly, "Who knocked me out?"

"BOSS!"

"Boss!"

"BOSS!"

"Boss!"

The unanimous answer made Squalo heartbroken. After confirming that he was incapable of retaliating against XANXUS, he ignored it and kicked each of the other guys who dared to make fun of him. while flying.

The loud voice said unabated: "Bell, from tomorrow on, you will wear women's clothing for me inside and out, in and out, for a month. If you dare not wear it, I will break all your throwing knives and cut off your bangs. Shaved, phone all thrown in the water.

Ruslia, you shave my head from tomorrow. Mammon, all your income for the next month will be confiscated as Varian's public expenses. Levi, you will be responsible for the diet of the bastard boss from tomorrow. The bastard boss has If you are not satisfied with anything, let him come to you directly, and stop kicking those guys down there. "

"Hey! Deputy team, even if you want to settle the score, you should first ask His Highness Zhi, the boss will settle it!"

"Don't keep your head bald!"

"No, why should my petty money be paid for by everyone!"

"Big diet problem, oops, I can't tell the quality of the steak, the vintage of the various wines!"

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Hearing Bell and Mamon's complaints, Squalo noticed that he had instinctively removed Xiao Dazai from his revenge list like the bastard BOSS, and couldn't help but look at the little guy. The child of Master Yuki.

It also looks like a slightly stronger ordinary kid. Apart from being skinny and annoying, and his hands are extremely flexible, there is no other abnormality. Why does my instinct regard him as the same level as the bastard BOSS? I need to be patient , patient, patient person?

Seeing Squalo's suspicious gaze, Xiao Dazai raised his head and said to Squalo, who had loose long hair and was very sassy: "Sister Squalo's long hair is more beautiful when it is down than up! You Look around and see how many men hit the wall again."

As soon as this guy left Ogasang, he just stomped on the most painful places on other people's bodies. It must not be easy to grow up so safely!Gojo Satoru thought about the situation where his parents were also tricked, and wiped his face speechlessly. At this moment, his six eyes suddenly saw something, which made him involuntarily shift his gaze to the opposite side of the street.

At the same time, Squalo gritted his teeth righteously, and wanted to give Xiao Dazai a lesson in force regardless of his clamoring sense of crisis. In front of the bastard BOSS, he showed off his small hand Mukura.

He raised his hand to aim at a pair of blond mother and child on the opposite side of the street, and in an instant, a silver-white bullet shrouded in a kite-colored light that was the same color as his pupils, and shot towards the mother and child, causing him to say in surprise: "Hey! Your Highness, what do you want to do?"

While talking, he was going to take away the small hand wooden warehouse in Xiao Dazai's hand, and went to check on the injuries of the blond mother and child. Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru, who seemed to have no sense of presence during the whole process, and who had never caused any trouble for them, suddenly He opened his brilliant blue eyes.

After grabbing his wrist, he let Xiao Dazai continue to shoot and said to him, "Calm down, look over there?"

After being stopped by Gojo Satoru, he calmed down and saw that Xiao Dazai was obviously shooting at the pair of blond-haired mother and child, but they seemed to be blocked by something in front of them, and three bullets were suspended in the air. In front of mother and child.

And only then did he notice that the blond-haired mother and child looked a little strange. The blond-haired boy seemed to be anxiously pulling on his mother's collar, but his outstretched hand didn't touch the mother's neck at all. anywhere.

And the boy's mother was even more surprised. She stood there with an expression of difficulty breathing. Looking carefully at her feet, it seemed that her toes were on the ground, but in fact her toes were already a centimeter or two away from the ground.

Looking closely, it looks like he was being picked up by an invisible enemy. The little boy tried his best to climb onto his mother to help pull away the enemy who was choking his mother's neck...

After noticing the anomaly, Squalo asked in surprise: "Could it be that the mother and child were attacked by a superhuman who can be invisible."

"It's not a supernatural person, it's an evil spirit." Gojo Satoru, who can see these things, replied, and at the same time looked at Xiao Dazai with some differences. According to the understanding of this relationship, Xiao Dazai seems to have left the environment of hell , you can’t see monsters, dead people, evil spirits, curse spirits, curse voids and other physiques, how did he realize it just now.

Little Dazai seemed to have also mastered the pseudo-mind-reading technique of the ghost lamp, and continued to shoot Yimu Cang without changing his face, successfully causing the blond mother to fall to the ground and panting loudly, while replying: "Even if you can't see it, you can still see it from there." The status of the mother and child shows that they are being attacked, and the location of the attacker.

I thought it was an invisible supernatural being, and it could be done with one bullet!I didn't expect it to be an evil spirit. It seems that my bullets are not powerful enough to kill evil spirits. It takes four rounds to get it done. Go back and ask Odusang and Ogasang if there is any way to increase the lethality against evil spirits! "

He was a little dissatisfied with the effect that just four bullets could stop the evil spirits from attacking humans.

However, everyone in Varian who witnessed his process with their own eyes was speechless. Even if they were experienced in many battles, it was impossible for them to pay attention to the actions of everyone on the street with a lot of traffic at any time, and pay attention to their actions. to the anomaly of any of them.

While playing with them like that, this little guy knows all about the abnormalities of the people on the street, and quickly and accurately judges the danger... This amazing insight and reaction ability are amazing, how did his brain grow?

The conclusion is wrong. As expected, he is the child of Lord Yuki of the Sky. He looks like an ordinary person. He is not an ordinary person at all. If you really want to use force to teach him, the result may be quite touching. It seems that I can only continue to endure, Squaw While Luo was shocked, he realized that this made him quite irritable and depressed.

Just when they were shocked by Xiao Dazai's insight and attack power, the mother and son on the opposite side seemed to know who helped them, and even waited for the traffic light to pass, walked to them across the street and said, "Little guy, Thank you for your help just now, otherwise we will suffer."

"You're welcome, by the way, why are you being attacked by evil spirits? What does the evil spirit attacking you look like?" Because the law of hell was modified by Izana Beauty so that no matter where monsters, dead, ghosts and gods are there, they will not be special. Don't be ugly, most of them are human-shaped rules, Xiao Dazai has never seen the appearance of evil spirits in the human world!Can't help feeling curious.

The five or six-year-old blond boy next to the blond woman couldn't help being a little surprised: "You didn't see it, but you can still hit its vitals?"

"Haha... I'm lucky. Ogasang hurts me again. The weapon he gave me is very useful for self-defense. I'm so lucky that I just hit it!" Seeing his peers, Xiao Dazai immediately came to show off Being loved by mother and good luck.

The blond boy's mother couldn't help laughing, and the blond boy also rarely showed a speechless expression, thinking, his mother loves him, and it has something to do with him not being able to see the evil spirits and being able to hit the evil spirits' vital organs!

Just when the mother and son showed indescribable expressions because of Xiao Dazai's words, Gojo Satoru had already noticed that there was a black cross on the collarbone of the blond boy's collarbone exposed by the fight with the evil spirit just now, and a trumpet flower-shaped one underneath. mark.

Recalling the knowledge of the other world taught to him by the butler sent by Odusan at home, he immediately reacted and said: "You are human beings who intermarried with members of the [-]th squad, are you a hybrid of death and human?"

"Hey! How do you know?" Kurosaki Ichigo couldn't help but be surprised when he heard the boy with bright eyes and indifferent attitude suddenly tell their background.

On the contrary, his mother took a closer look at Gojo Satoru, and immediately reacted, saluted Gojo Satoru respectfully, and said, "The wife of Shiban Isshin, the captain of the [-]th Division, Kurosaki Masaki pays homage to His Royal Highness."

"It turned out to be the wife and son of the orangutan death captain!" After hearing Masaki Kurosaki revealing his identity, Xiao Dazai immediately remembered that he went to play with the spirit king in the soul world. Among the death captains he met, his name was Zhibo. That strong orangutan-like guy.

She couldn't help being surprised and said: "I didn't expect that he could marry such a beautiful woman as you. It's very lucky. What's even better is that your son's genes are on your side. He didn't inherit that guy's genes. This handsome guy must make him very happy."

"Ho ho..." Kurosaki Masaki heard Xiao Dazai say this, and after knowing that Xiao Dazai had met her husband and could complain about her husband's body shape in an equal tone, she knew that Xiao Dazai was also with each other. Only people with connections in the world, and their status should not be low, can speak in such a tone.

In fact, no matter how high or low their status is, she rushed to Xiao Dazai to save their mother-child relationship, and she would not be angry because her husband was complained about his body shape. Instead, she said with a gentle smile: "You are right. Every birthday, he would hold the child and cry, and kept saying that it would be great for the child to look like me."

"Pfft!"

"Ha ha!"

Hearing Masaki Kurosaki complaining about her husband, Bell and Ruslia couldn't help laughing even though they didn't quite understand what was going on with the Grim Reaper.

On the contrary, Xiao Dazai tilted his head and looked at Kurosaki Ichigo after hearing this, and said a little surprised: "Ichigo? Strawberry?"

"It's not strawberry, it's Ichigo, the number one, the one who protects, Mom and Dad hope that I can become a person who protects others in the future." Kurosaki Ichigo carefully introduced his name to Xiao Dazai, and asked him : "What about you? What's your name?"

"Since you are also a member of the soul world, let me tell you my real name! My name is Oni Muzhi, and I am Wu Nisang's younger brother!" Xiao Dazai directly introduced his name to Kurosaki Ichigo, At the same time, I sympathize with Kokurosaki Ichigo.

The name is the shortest curse, his parents actually gave him such a name, it seems that this little guy will have a very happy life in the future, either on the way to protect others, or on the way to save people !It sounds like you know that the future will definitely be a hard life.

"It turned out to be Your Highness Zhi!"

"Meet Your Highness Zhi!"

Little Dazai quickly waved his hands like a little adult, motioned them to get up, and asked, "You don't need to be polite! By the way, why haven't you told me why you were attacked by evil spirits? Generally, evil spirits rarely take the initiative to coax people in urban areas. Attacking humans, right?"

Hearing that Kurosaki Masaki and Kurosaki Ichigo mother and son looked at each other, Kurosaki Masaki immediately answered seriously: "His Royal Highness, our family runs a small hospital in the human world, and treats some simple diseases and injuries of residents in the town. Treatment, but since the past few days, suddenly several people in the town were injured every day.

Ichigo found that those injured people had traces that ordinary humans like me couldn’t see. Because of Yixin’s work relationship, I also knew some things about the other world. After hearing Ichigo’s words, I suspected that there was something Youkai, evil spirits and the like from the other world attacked the humans in the town,

But I'm an ordinary human being, I can't see monsters. I heard that something big happened in the other world, which caused a lot of work to be distributed to the soul world. I have been staying in the soul world to work overtime recently. I saw people's injuries. It is gradually getting worse, and I am worried that it will kill people, so I took Ichigo who can see monsters and evil spirits to check the situation..."