The years of being a bottle tree spirit

Chapter 542 Pipi Shrimp

Listening to the voices of discussion around, Levi couldn't help but tell the truth: "It feels super embarrassing!"

"He actually likes to commit suicide by diving. What kind of hobby is this? And he has no money to make." Mamon also felt quite speechless and ashamed of knowing Xiao Dazai, so he hurriedly used illusion to cover his figure.

Squalo said in a loud voice that was quite incompetent in distinguishing the occasion: "Hey! Mamon, don't just cover yourself up, I've never been so embarrassing when I grow up!"

"Who isn't!" When he was kicked out of the motherland by his parents and officials, he had never been so embarrassing. Bell almost had the urge to cover his face and hide.

Wujo Wu, who was lying on a tree not far away, pretending to be asleep, pulled on the blindfold silently, and hypnotized himself in his heart: "I don't know that Pippi shrimp, I'm just an innocent passerby who happened to sleep here, I fell asleep, Can't wake me up from sleep...'

XANXUS's ears were red, but his face was extremely irritable, and he shouted at his subordinates: "Shut up, tie him up quickly, hang him over there to dry."

After he finished speaking, he hurriedly 'fleeed', uh...flying to the highest point of the park, as if nothing happened, continued to put on his coat, closed his eyes and rested on it, if he didn't look at his fiery ears, he probably felt surrounded by people At this point, he didn't feel ashamed at all.

Squalo looked irritable, and held back the desire to slash people with his sword and picked up Xiao Dazai. According to what XANXUS said, he found a place where people would not be watching, tied him up with a rope, hung him on the uneven bars, and prepared to lift Xiao Dazai up. Let the water control on Zai dry up.

As for bathing and changing clothes for children, no one like Varian has ever done such a thoughtful thing. If they get messed up in their own missions, they just rush it. Squalo wants to let the long hair dry quickly. , and even made a trick of swinging his hair like a Hot Wheels.

Not to mention just letting the sun expose to the sun until the clothes dry. As for the people wearing clothes, Xiao Dazai, according to their own physical condition, it has not yet entered winter. Taking good care of it is harder than reaching the sky.

While he was busy taking Xiao Dazai away and hanging it aside to dry, the mothers who watched Xiao Dazai enter the water just now and listened to the series of remarks made by Xiao Dazai took their children away one after another. , There are people with mental illness, they don't dare to let their children play diving with him and commit suicide.

Xiao Dazai: o(￣ヘ￣o#)

These mothers even spread the word to the people around them, so that the people around them stopped coming here, which made this usually hot park quickly become deserted, and the lethality of Xiao Dazai can be seen. How powerful.

This is not the 'play' that he took the initiative to think about, it's just a temporary craving, probably when he really wants to play, the lethality will make everyone in Varian remember this lesson, and never dare to make any promises Bar!

It wasn't long before Squalo hung Xiao Dazai up to bask in the sun. He was in charge of staring at the side to prevent him from being a monster again. Gone, when he was about to look around.

I saw on the high bar parallel to the low bar here, the figure of a little guy was tying a noose on the rope that bound him earlier, and trying to put his little head into the noose. But the son of Lord Yuki of Heaven!

The situation in front of him made Levi scream out in shock: "The boss is not good, His Highness Zhi hanged himself."

"what?"

"No way?"

"Didn't that kid be tied up by me to bask in the sun?"

"This His Highness Zhi is too coaxing."

"Ow!"

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Startled by Levi's scream, everyone hurried over to check the situation, only to see Xiao Dazai put his neck into the noose, stretched out his small hands and tried to pull the rope on the side, and hung himself up. Bell was so frightened that he threw out a small throwing knife and cut the rope.

Even Gojo Satoru, who was wearing a blindfold, couldn't help watching this scene carefully with his six eyes. He felt relieved when he saw that Xiao Dazai's neck hadn't really stretched in, and felt that he was only asking for trouble by worrying about this Pippi shrimp.

"Hey! Levi, what do you think of people? You didn't even notice that the kid untied the rope?" Squalo was mad when he saw that the rope he had just tied up had become Xiao Dazai's suicide tool After yelling at Levi, he then yelled at Xiao Dazai with a loud voice: "Are you a suicidal maniac? You just dived into the water, and now you hang yourself again."

"Suicide madman?" Xiao Dazai shook his head, denying seriously: "I am not a suicidal madman! I just like to experience the feeling of dying frequently! When I was hanging here to bask in the sun just now, I suddenly saw This uneven bar is very suitable for hanging.

I just want to try what it feels like to hang myself!It's too much for a knot that was tied so hard to be cut off like this!It was very difficult for me to throw the rope over there! "

"Hey! Shut up, if you dare to speak again, I will shoot you." The tyrant XANXUS is not a good-tempered character, and he made trouble twice in a row, and his little patience was exhausted. He watched Xiao Dazai, who wouldn't let him survive for more than 10 minutes, angrily took out the wooden box and pointed it at the little guy's head to threaten him.

Unexpectedly, when Xiao Dazai saw the wooden warehouse in his hand, his eyes lit up, and he hugged his hand and said in surprise: "Wow! What a guy, do you have live ammunition? I didn't expect you to bring a wooden warehouse full of live ammunition in the It's so courageous to haunt public places!"

"Hey! Brat!" Xanxus couldn't help but yelled at Xiao Dazai, seeing that the method that even adults can be scared to be as quiet as a chicken in the past was useless to Xiao Dazai.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Dazai blinked his eyes, and suddenly took out a small silver-white miniature hand wooden warehouse from nowhere, holding it handsomely in his little hand, turning it around in his hand, pointing it at XANXUS and saying: " I have it too! Ogasang specially made it for me, a wooden warehouse with special effects! Brother XANXUS, would you like to try it? Its effect is very interesting!"

"Tch!" After seeing this scene, XANXUS put away his weapon instead, reached out to pick up Dazai by the back collar, brought him up to his eyes and asked, "Scum! What exactly do you want to stay silent?" one afternoon?"

"Tsk!" Seeing XANXUS's movements, Xiao Dazai smacked his tongue in disappointment like a ghost lamp. After listening to the question later, he put away the small hand wooden warehouse and thought about it. After the wooden warehouse is closed.

He blinked his nimble eyes and said with a smile: "Then take me to the game hall to play games for a while! As long as you win, I won't bother you anymore, but if you lose...hehe ..."(*^▽^*)

Hearing that everyone looked at Bell, who was the best at playing games among them. His hands were particularly nimble in throwing throwing knives, and he was also very good at playing games. quiet him down.

Bell laughed and said, "Hee hee...then go to the game hall to play for a while!"

"Bell is a master of all kinds of game consoles in Italy. He has set records in playing various games. Don't cry when you lose, kid. We won't lose money if you cry." Seeing Bell's promise, the money fan Mamen hurriedly declared One sentence, so as not to lose money in a while.

Only Gojo Satoru, who played the game with Xiao Dazai, couldn't help but help his forehead when he heard that Bell actually agreed. It seems that this group of people will be tricked by Xiao Zhi again. That guy's finger flexibility is not human at all, okay? !

What's more, there is also a hell-difficulty game machine that can pass the level at super high speed. No one can surpass it so far. Odusan taught it personally, tsk!The sympathetic guys, I don't know how Xiao Dazai wants to play with them...

As for the little tiger who is ignorant, but also knows that his brother is going to deceive people again, he is honest and decides to give this big brother who he likes a little a scarf to comfort him, so that he won't be too sad for a while.

Being too young, he only remembers when Mu Ping took it across the snow-capped mountains on a different planet, saying that it was lying on his shoulders, and his tail was warmer than a scarf when he put his tail around his neck, but he didn't know that Japan has not yet entered winter!What's more, the capital of Japan is a relatively warm area.

At this time, just wear a jacket, no need to wear a scarf at all. Putting his hot little tail on it made XANXUS sweat from the heat, and XANXUS has a great affection for the little tiger, and he is willing to endure the high temperature for him, tsk!I have to say that the body of an animal is really advantageous. If it were in human form, maybe there would be another pendant on the uneven bars!

However, when XANXUS endured the high temperature of the living white tiger tail brand scarf and the high-decibel noise in the game hall, waiting for Xiao Dazai and Xiao Bell to have a showdown, he quickly asked Xiao Dazai, this skinny shrimp, to stop being skinny, and immediately When quiet down.

First, three rounds passed, and all three rounds were won by Xiao Dazai. As a result of Xiao Beier's loss, Xiao Beier, who was not reconciled, asked for 10 rounds of PK, but after a while, all 10 rounds were killed in seconds, Xiao Beier doubted his life , and even almost got game phobia.

Xiao Dazai, who had won a big victory, looked at the Varian people with a smile, showing a smile like a little devil, and said to them: "It's so lucky, I won again, and whoever of you will continue to play games with me, win If you lose me, I will be quiet! You lost! You know...you have to play with me all afternoon!"

"Hey! Brat, what do you want to play?" Bell couldn't win, and of course none of them could win. Squalo, who knew this very well, asked Xiao Dazai with a loud voice that almost knocked the game hall down. , I want to know where he wants to play!But I didn't know that Pippi Shrimp was waiting for this sentence!

When Xiao Dazai heard Squalo's question, he immediately smiled and said: "What are you playing specifically! It's rare to have a good time playing all afternoon. Of course, there are many things to play. First of all, Brother Squalo, you Your long hair is so beautiful, let’s go to the clothing store first and ask the proprietress to dress you up as a big sister in a kimono and go shopping with me! Don’t you need an older woman to take care of your children?”