The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 92 : A Three-Person Relationship Is Just Right

You can't say that, you really can't.

The person who invented genius was truly a Bai Bufan.

In terms of genius, Bai Bufan could really compete with him.

This was the most vulgar episode of the three-view drawings.

After sharing his research, Bai Bufan continued to throw himself into new projects with great interest.

Because Lin Li saw that next to "Boob," "Dick" was already written.

"d" and "ic" could probably be explained, but what about "k"? Was it forked?

No, if the top of the "k" was longer and the bottom was shorter, it could also be said to be a left view.

Damn it, how did he even think of that?

He should ignore Bai Bufan in the future, this damn deskmate.

What he should be thinking about now was how to complete the mission.

Just then, the bell for the end of class rang. Lin Li went out to the hallway to relax.

According to the hallway boys' stacking theory, he, who came out first, became the one to be pushed against.

Everyone supported him from behind.

One pair of hands after another reached out from behind and placed them on the handrail. Lin Li also gradually felt the unbearable weight of life.

Someone even touched his pants.

It scared Lin Li. Fortunately, the target was his piezoelectric igniter.

"What are you doing?" Lin Li asked the culprit, Wang Ze.

"I want to be shocked. This kind of current is quite fun to be shocked by," Wang Ze answered bluntly.

Lin Li: "..."

You sports students are really something (pointing fingers).

But Lin Li's eyes lit up. He suddenly knew how to shock strangers and make them get shocked even when they knew there was electricity.

...

The break after the second class was twenty minutes long, a long break.

Of course, it wasn't for rest. It was for morning exercises unless it was raining.

When the bell for the end of class rang and stopped, everyone at this time hoped that the broadcast would be completely silent. Unfortunately, the march for morning exercises began to echo after a second.

"Wang Ze, I'm Camel Xiangzi. I'm not doing the exercises today," when everyone came out to line up for the exercises, Lin Li said to the leader, Wang Ze.

The leaders for the fourth class's exercises were the male and female PE class representatives, who took turns, which were Wang Ze and Xie Wenjing.

"Unless you're Xianglin Sao on her period, you have to do the exercises," Wang Ze retorted.

"My stomach is not feeling well. My butt wants to make a milkshake. Do you understand now?" Lin Li sighed.

"Damn, so it's Luotuo Xiangzi. And you should respect milkshakes. Get lost!" After a moment of stunned silence, Wang Ze waved his hand with a disgusted look on his face.

Lin Li went to the toilet, found a stall, and stayed there, waiting for everyone to leave.

"The third set of national middle school broadcast gymnastics, 'Letting Dreams Fly,' now be—gin—"

When the music for the broadcast gymnastics started, Lin Li came out of the toilet.

Lin Li went to the 6.5th floor, which led to the rooftop.

But he wasn't going to the rooftop, because the door to the rooftop was sealed. He couldn't go even if he wanted to.

As for why the door was sealed, it was probably because they were worried that students would like to take a shortcut and jump off the building. The wind on the rooftop was too strong, and the students couldn't handle it.

Therefore, basically no one came to the 6.5th floor—except for couples who came here to make out at night.

Someone had even found a used Luffy on the 6.5th floor of the art building. After all, although it was a key high school, as long as it was a school, there would be a mix of good and bad. There were specially recruited students and students with connections. It was impossible for everyone to be a good boy. And some good students, once they let loose, were even more exaggerated.

The reason Lin Li came here alone was naturally not for these miscellaneous things. His eyes were locked on the stair handrail all the way.

It was made of iron and perfectly connected all the floors.

As long as he discharged electricity at any point, the current could be transmitted to all the stair handrails on the six floors.

This was the key to his sparring with strangers.

When the march started again, it meant that all the classes had begun to leave. Lin Li then began to rub his hands, preparing to generate electricity.

Soon, Lin Li could see from the window that those classes had already run to the teaching building. The students who were fast to leave the formation had even entered the building.

Unclear, noisy conversations and footsteps gradually came from downstairs.

It was time. Without further hesitation, Lin Li's right hand was on the handrail. He first [Charged Up], then discharged.

Then he looked at the system, silently waiting and praying.

The first floor seemed to have become noisier, although he still couldn't hear what was being said.

Five seconds, ten seconds, twenty seconds, still no change.

But just as Lin Li was about to be disappointed:

[Spar and discuss the Dao with a hundred fellow Daoists using the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique (14/100)]

It worked!

Lin Li smiled, and before the smile had faded, messages popped up one after another, and the number jumped directly to 17.

As expected, as long as the power of the electricity was weak enough, not even reaching a stinging sensation, but just a numbing feeling, many people would be like Wang Ze or Bai Bufan. Even though they knew there was electricity, they would still touch it again.

Lin Li could now imagine the scene on the first floor.

Student A: "Holy shit, the handrail seems to have electricity. It's numbing to the touch!"

Student B: "Really? Holy shit, it really has electricity!"

Student A: "But it's quite fun to touch. I'll touch it again."

Student C: "Really? Let me try too..."

And as long as this scene appeared, even those girls or boys who were not so mischievous would be interested and come up to touch it.

Herd mentality.

This was also the fundamental reason why his numbers were jumping wildly now.

Perhaps in the eyes of the system, this was Lin Li using his thunder technique to construct a formation and place it on the road to obstruct the passing heroes. And after the heroes discovered this formation, some chose to avoid it—no longer touching the railing, while others chose to walk directly into the formation.

The latter, in the eyes of the system, could be considered a spar, a competition of their respective strengths.

A sparring session without meeting!

A secret contest between masters!

[Spar and discuss the Dao with a hundred fellow Daoists using the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique (47/100)]

The numbers jumped very quickly, which also made Lin Li a little relieved—to maintain the transmission of electricity from the sixth floor to the first floor, even though the conductivity of iron was very strong, it was still a considerable consumption for Lin Li.

If it weren't for the fact that his Pure and Righteous Thunder Body had already received a 50% bonus, and his right hand using [Charge Up] could save half of the 'electricity', Lin Li would have run out of electricity long ago.

If a sixth-floor student was fast, they might even hear the frantic 'clicking' sound from upstairs—because Lin Li's right hand was discharging electricity, while his left hand was using the piezoelectric igniter to charge himself as much as possible.

Although the charge was very little, a small devil's blood crow was still meat.

He should have brought his battery pack. He wouldn't have had to suffer like this.

[Spar and discuss the Dao with a hundred fellow Daoists using the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique (96/100)]

When Lin Li was exhausted, the number stopped at 96.

Lin Li's left hand was already red from pressing. In addition, the students on the sixth floor were starting to come back one after another. Who knew if someone would be crazy enough to come to the 6.5th floor.

At that time, although they wouldn't think that he was the cause of the electricity, they would definitely think that he was sick.

It was time to go back.

He'd go to Zhou Baowei's dorm at noon and take his leaky charging cable to charge himself—he definitely still had his charging cable with him for the autumn outing this week.

As for the remaining 4, this number was very easy to solve. The number of Daoist friends in his own class who hadn't 'sparred' yet was more than this number. At worst, he could go home at noon and get his battery pack. When everyone was going up and down the stairs after dinner, he could easily complete it a second time.

When Lin Li returned to the second floor, he saw a group of people surrounding the physics teacher, Luo Hao.

"So, this electrification phenomenon should be as I just explained. Before the school finds out the problem, you still have to be careful. The current will gradually increase over time," Luo Hao analyzed calmly.

"I see. The teacher is so amazing."

Lin Li scratched his head. He was a little curious about what scientific method Luo Hao had used to explain the phenomenon just now.

"Teacher, the electricity seems to be gone," Lin Li said.

Luo Hao's expression froze. He touched the handrail with his hand, then smiled brightly, "Look at our school's efficiency. They found and solved the problem so quickly! You guys really made the right choice coming to Nansang!"

"I see. The school is so amazing," the surrounding students were still dutiful in their role as supporters.

Lin Li: "?"

Damn it, that works too?

...

"Class president, can't I just shock you once?"

In Bai Bufan's dorm, Lin Li, who had recharged himself with Zhou Baowei's charging cable, returned to the classroom and saw Chen Yuying. He then took out the piezoelectric igniter and asked sincerely.

"It's not okay for you to shock me," Chen Yuying shook her head after thinking for a second.

Damn it.

The class president was indeed not that idiot Bai Bufan. Simple language games couldn't defeat her.

"So you guys have been playing with this all day. I was wondering why you guys were screaming non-stop," Chen Yuying reached out her hand, and Lin Li voluntarily handed the igniter to her. Chen Yuying said as she examined it.

"I have to clarify for them on this point. It has nothing to do with this. They usually scream non-stop anyway," Lin Li explained.

"Does this hurt when you get shocked?" Chen Yuying asked curiously.

"It hurts if you shock yourself, but it only numbs if I shock you," Lin Li said with certainty.

"Really?"

"Why don't you try it and see? Class president, you know, I wouldn't lie to anyone, especially not you," seeing that Chen Yuying was really interested, Lin Li coaxed.

"Then you can shock me. If it hurts, I'll be angry," Chen Yuying thought for a moment, nodded, and extended her fair arm, placing it on Lin Li's desk, as if she were about to get a shot.

"Only shocking the neck can guarantee a comfortable numbing sensation," Lin Li added.

The main thing was that Chen Yuying was watching, so he couldn't twist the wire. If the wire was aimed at her arm, it would really sting when he pressed it.

Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li suspiciously for a while, then turned around, pushed aside her ink-black, shiny hair that was like a 0.5mm pencil lead, revealing her porcelain-white skin.

Lin Li stood up.

In his peripheral vision, he saw Wang Yuezhi, who was already biting his fingers in pain.

Hehe.

"Click."

The wire of the igniter was connected to his body. Lin Li's fingertips gently brushed against the girl's neck. Chen Yuying tensed her shoulders.

"It's true~" she exclaimed in surprise.

It was really just a numbing sensation.

"I wouldn't lie to you," Lin Li chuckled.

He didn't look at the system.

Because the 100-person mission had been completed in the morning, by transmitting electricity through the handrails in the hallways of other classes.

What Lin Li had just done was simply because he wanted to shock Chen Yuying.

It was that simple.

"Wang Yuezhi, do you want to try too?" Lin Li asked the gritting Wang Yuezhi.

The three of them had been spending more and more time together at noon. Lin Li felt that there was already a bond between them.

"I don't want to!" How could Wang Yuezhi agree?

"Then, class president, let's continue shocking. I'll make you more comfortable."

"Lying to you, Lin Li! I want it! Shock me! Lin Li, vent all your desires on me!" Wang Yuezhi suddenly changed his tune.

Chen Yuying: "?"

Why were these two saying such suggestive things?

But when she saw Wang Yuezhi scream in pain after a "click," his hair even standing on end, Chen Yuying was even more shocked and confused. Looking at Lin Li who was walking back, she asked:

"Why doesn't Wang Yuezhi seem to be... numb?"

"Numb? Why not numb? Isn't he very numb now?" Lin Li pointed at the still slightly trembling Wang Yuezhi and asked in confusion.

If this wasn't numb, what was? Any more numb and he'd be foaming at the mouth and in trouble.

"This 'numb' isn't quite right..." Chen Yuying blinked.

"Why isn't it right? It's just right."

In fact, Lin Li, who had just sent most of the accumulated electricity in his body into Wang Yuezhi, thought for a moment. This explanation was indeed a bit too far-fetched, so he came up with a new explanation:

"Everyone's constitution is different. This is normal."

Chen Yuying: () (I see)

Lin Li: (＾－＾)V (That's right, that's right)

Wang Yuezhi: ┏┛墓┗┓ (Dead)

This was the bond between the three of them, indispensable.

(End of Chapter)