novelraw Chapter 91 : The Genius Who Invented the Word Is Truly a Bai Bufan
Chapter 91 : The Genius Who Invented the Word Is Truly a Bai Bufan
It could be concluded that the system's judgment of a spar did not require the other party to know that the electricity was released by himself.
It only required the other party to know that there was electricity on the mountain and still choose to go towards the electric mountain.
So it was that simple to be called a spar. It was the same principle as being recognized for a fixed match last time.
System, you did a good job. This is the most human-like you've been.
Then the idea of how to complete it quickly appeared in Lin Li's mind.
He just needed to bring a discharge toy.
At that time, he just needed to take out the battery, and then tell everyone clearly that he had such an electric shock toy in his hand, and they would 'know' that there was electricity here.
As long as the other party touched it, and he discharged electricity at the same time, it would be considered a sparring match, and the mission could be completed.
Unfortunately, he didn't have one now... no, he actually had one now.
Lin Li took out the piezoelectric igniter from his pants pocket.
"So it was you, you cs, who did this!" Bai Bufan, who had been spying on Lin Li and looking for the source of the desk's power leak, immediately rushed up to snatch it after seeing this thing.
Then he was shocked.
"Okay, it's mine now. Left zero, right fire, Thunder Duke, help me!" After being shocked a few times and finally snatching it, Bai Bufan aimed at Lin Li's neck and gave it a go.
Lin Li sneered and just chose to hold his hand.
"Click!"
Bai Bufan began to ponder life with some confusion—why was the wire poking Lin Li's face, but he was the one being shocked?
...
During the break between classes.
"Your Excellency, I am actually a successor of the Thunder Technique. Do you dare to spar with me?" As soon as the morning self-study ended, Lin Li came to Zhou Baowei's side, holding the piezoelectric igniter, and said seriously.
Bai Bufan, who was preparing to watch the show from the side, was dumbfounded.
Does he even know how to play? He could just shock him directly. Why bother with the greeting?
Zhou Baowei turned his head, and after seeing the thing in Lin Li's hand, he immediately retreated a step with his chair: "Your Excellency did not launch a sneak attack, you are indeed open and aboveboard. But forget it, bro. I'm actually from Myanmar, so I'm exempt from electricity."
"What a hellish pun. Myanmar is the big user of electricity, right? Come on, try it. Being shocked is very fun," Lin Li continued to advance with a smile.
"Really no need, bro," Zhou Baowei didn't dare to get close to Lin Li with his hands now. He explained, "Don't I know if it's fun or not? I'm an Apple user, and with their broken cable, I often get shocked."
Turning over in his sleep and pressing on the data cable, he would be numb for a whole night. Three yuan of the five-yuan electricity bill was spent on shocking himself. This was the charm of the Apple data cable. The main thing was that the fat water did not flow into the fields of others.
Lin Li thought for a moment: "Baowei, do you still have that leaky data cable? Give it to me."
Zhou Baowei: "?"
"Okay, stop hiding. Let's spar and see if your physical body is stronger or my thunder technique is stronger!"
Zhou Baowei couldn't retreat any further in his seat. With a click, Lin Li took the opportunity of his fingers pressing on Zhou Baowei's neck to release a weak current from his fingers.
[Spar and discuss the Dao with ten fellow Daoists using the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique (2/10)]
It was indeed effective, and the key was sparring, not discussing the Dao.
—Lin Li hadn't even discussed with Zhou Baowei whether big thunder or small thunder was better, and he was already counted in the data.
Then this mission was even easier to complete.
"Hey, why is it just a numbing feeling? It's quite comfortable. Lin Li, do it again," Zhou Baowei stretched his previously shrunken neck and said with some surprise.
Lin Li smiled slightly.
The reason he didn't feel anything just now was simply because the wire of the igniter was actually aimed at himself. Zhou Baowei only felt the weak current he released.
Now he could get serious.
"Ah!!"
...
Having mastered the method, he could just go around shocking people one by one.
[Spar and discuss the Dao with ten fellow Daoists using the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique (9/10)]
[Spar and discuss the Dao with ten fellow Daoists using the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique (10/10)]
Before the first class began, Lin Li finally completed the mission, shocking all the boys he was familiar with one by one.
[Mission 4 completed.]
[You have received the reward: Constitution Improvement: Pure and Righteous Thunder Body effect +50%; Thunder-Containing Seed*1; System Currency*50]
[Astonishing speed! In just one day, you have slain several demons and devils with the thunder technique, and have fought and discussed the Dao with many fellow Daoists. Why not strive further, gather the strengths of a hundred schools, study the mysteries of the thunder technique, achieve the thunder body, and slay demons and devils again?]
[Time-limited Mission Triggered!]
[Mission 1: Within twelve shichen (24 hours), spar and discuss the Dao with a hundred fellow Daoists using the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique, and slay at least a hundred demons and devils with the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique.]
[Reward: Constitution Improvement: Pure and Righteous Thunder Body effect +50%; Title: Thunder Attractor; System Currency*100]
[Thunder Attractor: After wearing this title, the wearer's insight and perception of thunder-related objects or people will be increased, becoming more acute.
At the same time, surrounding movable thunder-related objects or people will begin to subconsciously approach you and have a weak sense of closeness. This effect will become stronger with the wearing time, reaching its limit after wearing it for three days.]
What a mobile lightning rod.
A lightning rod would preferentially guide lightning to itself, and then conduct the lightning current into the earth through the down conductor and grounding body inside the lightning rod.
It was said to be a lightning rod, but it was actually a lightning attractor, which was similar to the effect of his title.
After getting this title, Lin Li would definitely not wear it on a rainy day. If he was struck by lightning, wouldn't he be black and blue?
But if this title was worn in the cultivation world, it might be equivalent to an acquired thunder-attribute Dao body.
Just like fighting the blood crows before, because he completed it quickly, a time-limited mission was derived. But this mission was not very easy to complete.
Slaying a hundred demons and devils was simple. He just had to go back and continue killing mosquitoes.
But sparring with a hundred people.
Not to mention whether it would be awkward for him to shock girls or boys he wasn't familiar with like Wang Yuezhi, even if they were all shocked, Lin Li didn't know a hundred people in school.
He couldn't just go around shocking people indiscriminately in the hallway with this piezoelectric igniter, right? Writing a self-criticism was a small matter, being sent to a mental hospital was a big matter.
But looking at (0/100), Lin Li still had something to do now.
He looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, I have cultivated peach blossom eyes. Come, look at me. I guarantee you will feel a shock."
Bai Bufan looked at the igniter that Lin Li had blatantly taken out and brought close to him: "?"
Who the hell told you to call a physical shock a peach blossom eye!
"No, no... ah!!!"
[Spar and discuss the an Dao with a hundred fellow Daoists using the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique (1/100)]
Phew—thankfully, those who had been shocked before still counted.
...
"Lin Li," Bai Bufan suddenly poked Lin Li's arm.
"What's wrong?"
Lin Li responded to Bai Bufan this time.
They were currently in general technology class, talking about three-view drawings. This thing was quite simple. As long as one had good spatial imagination, one wouldn't make mistakes. Lin Li didn't need to listen attentively the whole time like he did before to complete the mission, and class was about to end soon anyway.
Lin Li was actually also thinking about how to complete the hundred-man-slaying mission.
[Spar and discuss the Dao with a hundred fellow Daoists using the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique (13/100)]
After shocking everyone he was familiar with, the number was only 13.
"Do you know how to spell the word for 'chest'?"
"chest." Lin Li, who had also finished memorizing the words starting with C, answered in a second.
"Huh? Is there such a word?" Bai Bufan scratched his head, stunned.
"Are you talking about 'boob'?" Lin Li asked.
This was his problem.
The English words that Bai Bufan could remember couldn't be good words.
Bai Bufan could speak multiple languages, but if you asked him to say something not vulgar and not cursing, he couldn't.
"That's right. I finally figured out where this word came from," Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li seriously and said word by word.
"Continue," Lin Li knew that what Bai Bufan was about to say was very likely to be 'shi' (shit), but he insisted on tasting what kind of 'shi' it was.
The Great King of Chishi should have such an awareness.
"This was my inspiration from this class," Bai Bufan nodded, then showed his textbook to Lin Li. On it was written a "Boob."
"Lin Li, don't you see? This word is the three-view drawing of what it represents!"
"This 'B' is the top view of the chest, this 'oo' is the front view of the chest, and this 'b' is the left view of the chest! The three views are complete. The person who invented this word is a genius!" Bai Bufan said excitedly.
Lin Li: "..."
(End of Chapter)