The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I

Chapter 201 : Humans Have a Third Hand

After buying drinks, the five of them decided on a specific location by the sea. The girls still took a taxi, while Lin Li rode the electric scooter with Bai Bufan.

Arriving, the five met up at the destination.

Sunshine, beaches, waves, cacti, and the old captain—the stuff from the classic song "Grandma's Penghu Bay."

—Basically none of that was here.

That kind of blue sky, clear light blue seawater, and fine white sandy beach are basically beaches on the open sea, and it's best if there's an organization to regularly clean up the garbage.

And because they didn't plan to go into the water at all, and didn't prepare any beach gear, they didn't go to a commercial beach.

The destination here was mostly dark, rugged black reefs. Below the reefs, the slightly grayish-blue seawater crashed against the rocks wave after wave, splashing water into the air.

The sound was very healing.

That was also the reason for choosing this place.

And although no one regularly cleaned it, you couldn't smell the fishy stench of the sea.

In the distance, a mudflat could be seen. Many people were walking and groping around in it, and some were casting hooks at the mudflat from afar, probably catching mudskippers. If they were wild, they would smell delicious when cooked.

"Do you want to watch the sunset here?"

The sea breeze blew gently, lifting a few strands of hair. After taking a few breaths, Chen Yuying asked everyone.

Although for Bai, Chen, and Ding, they hadn't done anything today except eat lunch, because it was too leisurely and slow-paced, it was indeed already past three o'clock.

Even though they hadn't done anything, today was still a hard day. Rewarding themselves with a sunset wasn't too much.

"Sure, I haven't seen a cloudy sunset by the sea yet," Lin Li nodded.

When out having fun, he didn't like to be a buzzkill.

Although the sky was covered by clouds on a cloudy day, it didn't mean the sunset couldn't be seen.

On the contrary, a cloudy sunset is often softer and hazier. The clouds will show rich color changes under the illumination of the setting sun, which is equally worth looking forward to.

"Okay."

—A unanimous conclusion was quickly reached.

"Then let's find a better viewing spot to wait. We can't just stand here like idiots," Ding Sihan suggested.

"No problem, I'll be the scout? You guys walk slowly in this direction. Once I find a spot, I'll drive back and report to you?" Hearing this, Lin Li pointed to his electric scooter and gestured to everyone.

"Sure." The girls had no objections.

They were going to take photos anyway, and it wouldn't be appropriate to have Lin Li pushing the scooter beside them. This was actually the most suitable arrangement.

Taking Bai Bufan along, Lin Li started driving along the coastal highway.

"This feels pretty awesome!"

Lin Li shouted loudly.

Unlike driving an electric scooter in the city, for safety reasons, Lin Li never drove fast in the city.

But now, because the highway was almost a straight line, with little curvature or undulation, and the visibility was very far, especially when going downhill, everything was clear at a glance. Without having to worry about a car suddenly popping out from somewhere, he could increase the speed to his heart's content.

"Bufan, hold on tight, I'm going to speed." Lin Li took off his helmet and hung it on the front of the scooter, letting the wind blow his hair back freely. He licked the corner of his mouth, turned his head, and shouted.

"OK!" Bai Bufan answered loudly, immediately taking out his phone. "Hello, is this 911? Someone is drag racing here!"

"You motherfucker!" Lin Li laughed and cursed.

It could only be said that between him and Bai Bufan, they had to watch out for boomerangs at all times.

Lin Li started to accelerate.

The howling wind could already be heard in their ears.

"Whoa! Awesome!" Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li with one hand and raised the other high in the air. He was getting excited too.

Happiness is sometimes just that simple.

Just simply sitting and driving.

But it just makes you feel genuinely happy from the bottom of your heart.

"Lin Li, do you know what word flies when read forward, and can be eaten when read backward?" Bai Bufan suddenly asked.

"A bee," Lin Li answered instantly.

(Translator's Note: Bee is 'mi feng', honey is 'feng mi')

"A vulgar and unbearable answer. Wrong! The correct answer is a Level 8 Gale!" Bai Bufan gave the correct answer.

"?"

"You motherfucker." Lin Li was stunned for a moment.

(Translator's Note: Level 8 Gale is 'ba ji da kuang feng', read backward it sounds like 'crazy big dick')

"But that's a good one!" Then he laughed out loud.

Swallowing the massive gale into the stomach.

"We're not going fast enough right now, at most a Level 7. Keep accelerating, I want a Level 8 Gale!" Bai Bufan urged.

"Received!"

At this moment, what limited their speed wasn't themselves, but the limit of the electric scooter.

"Bufan, you should fucking comb your hair back from now on!" Seeing Bai Bufan's face in the rearview mirror, Lin Li smiled and praised, "It looks much better than when you let it down. The way you look now, you kind of resemble that actor, what's his name, Pitt."

"Brad Pitt, how the fuck could you forget that," Bai Bufan was praised so much he couldn't close his mouth. If he caught a cold, he'd probably blow snot bubbles. Returning the favor, Bai Bufan praised back: "You're not bad yourself. I heard Leonardo DiCaprio is known as the little Lin Li."

"No, no, how could I forget Brad Pitt? You're that, that..." Lin Li honked the horn, looking pleasantly surprised as if he suddenly remembered: "Oh, I remember now, it's an armpit! Yes, your face right now looks like an armpit!"

Bai Bufan: "?"

"You motherfucker!"

He really shouldn't have trusted Lin Li.

"Didn't we sign a 'Mutual Non-Aggression Pact'? You're not allowed to touch my butt with your dirty hands!" Sensing Bai Bufan's retaliatory method, Lin Li laughed and cursed.

Wait.

In the rearview mirror, Lin Li saw and could feel that Bai Bufan had one hand on each of his left and right shoulders.

Oh no!

"Are those your two hands on my shoulders?" Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva. As the scooter's speed slowly decreased, he asked with a trembling voice.

"Asking when you already know the answer, naughty." Bai Bufan patted Lin Li's shoulder, smiling and nodding.

"Then what's poking my butt?"

"It's my corn sausage," Bai Bufan smiled. "Lin Li, I wonder if you have bovinophobia? Let me try—"

"You motherfucker!" Lin Li slammed on the brakes and turned his head.

Fuck, it really is 'Bai Bufan's corn sausage'.

"Can you not randomly steal things from other people's pockets? I'm really disgusted by people like you with unclean hands and feet."

Lin Li angrily took back "Bai Bufan's corn sausage" that Bai Bufan had stolen from his pocket, and said with disgust and bad luck.

Bai Bufan was impervious to everything and clearly didn't listen.

Under such high-speed patrolling, the two quickly found an excellent viewing spot.

"Bufan, you get off first. Go over there and secure that spot. Don't let us come back later and find someone else has taken it," Lin Li said.

"Okay."

Bai Bufan nodded, got off the scooter, and started pressing down his hair that had been blown up by the wind.

"I'm going back to find them."

"No problem."

"Bufan, if strangers talk to you, don't pay attention to them. Don't eat things given by strangers. If someone asks where your family is, just say your daddy Lin Li is right nearby..."

Because he was leaving Bai Bufan here alone, Lin Li started instructing Bai Bufan on safety issues.

Bai Bufan: "..."

You motherfucker.

Bai Bufan laughed out of anger.

Is this a talented player? I rack my brains but it's not as good as his casual remarks.

Lin Li really should go work in a morgue.

(End of Chapter)