novelraw Chapter 98 Fanwai [Small 2 Baozi 2.0-2]
Chapter 98 Fanwai [Small 2 Baozi 2.0-2]
The magazine "Modern Entertainment" is quite famous in the entertainment circle, not only because of its accurate positioning and complete fashion information, it is the leading leader in the circle, but also because it organizes a "Goddess and Goddess" selection every year.
In this selection, all votes come from netizens and readers, there is no shady involvement, and all votes are elected by the people, so it can be counted as a big ranking of the popularity of major stars throughout the year, and naturally has a high degree of nationality and authority in the circle .
Just in time for summer, the "Modern Entertainment" male god selection battle is on the verge of breaking out again. Luo Qiubai won No.3 for the first time on the list, and was crowned the title of "Most Charming Voice Male God". His current popularity, if not for his public coming out and marrying a man, would definitely become the well-deserved No.1 this year.
At this time, online forums and Weibo are full of discussions because of this selection.
"Today I re-watched all the movies made by 'Male God', especially "Blind Voice", the voice is so good that I get blood on my face!"
"#男神婚我# Has anyone found out that Qiu Bai's abdominal muscles are singular? Why is he five yuan, what about six yuan and eight yuan as agreed? 233333"
"The odd number is also the iron-blooded true man, the gentle and true male god! It's a pity why the male god suddenly went abroad for further studies, and it's been a year since he went there. There are no new movies to watch, so blind!"
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The corner of Luo Qiubai's mouth twitched, he snapped on the computer, and looked down at his stomach, feeling like crying.
If these fans know that not only does their male god have no abdominal muscles, but he is already three months pregnant and is "raising a baby" at home with a big belly and dare not even leave the house. I don't know if he will be scared to death.
Mentioning this matter, Luo Qiubai couldn't help but sighed, his rounded face looked sickly and disheveled.
Speaking of it, although his physique is a bit special, he is still an out-and-out gentleman. He has everything a man should have, and his little brother is also alive and well. Except for his stomach, he doesn't feel that he is different from others .
It's really ridiculous for a man to have a baby. Even if he already had a tuantuan, Luo Qiubai still couldn't get used to it, and he never thought about cutting his stomach open again. He really didn't want to experience the experience in the United States. the second time.
But as the saying goes, if you are afraid of anything, when he was completely unprepared, the second child suddenly came without any signs, which caught him off guard and had no room for parrying, so he had to find an excuse to study abroad for a while. Withdrew from the entertainment industry.
The fans were in mourning, and the producers were also faced with the dilemma of changing the protagonist. Luo Qiubai felt very sorry and wanted to pay them double the liquidated damages. As a result, many directors not only did not ask for money for the replacement, but were willing to wait for Luo Qiubai all the time. When he came back and turned it on again, he was really moved.
And Qi Feng, including the entire Qi family, has been in turmoil since the day the early pregnancy test results came out.
In fact, pregnancy is not a big deal, you should eat and drink, and everything will be fine once you lie down in the hospital after ten months, but Luo Qiubai is a man, and he is a man with a star halo, so he can't go to the hospital for an examination at all.
In order to ensure that the child is safe, Qi Feng bought a private hospital directly with all his money. All the instruments were imported from abroad. Ye Cheng also helped out as much as he could, and specially invited his uncle back to China to help the couple.
With the guidance of a professional doctor, Qi Feng is still worried. He is like an ant on a hot pot every day. He is not idle for a moment. He is not observing Luo Qiubai's stomach, or studying various recipes and precautions during pregnancy. He is worried about others. He came to take care of him, and he did everything from bathing to eating by himself, but his craftsmanship was really terrible, and the things he made every day were horrifying, so scared that he threw himself into Luo Qiubai's arms every day and said pitifully, "Dad , I beg you to let my younger brother come out quickly... Tuantuan... I'm going to starve to death..."
Luo Qiubai couldn't laugh or cry, and couldn't stop Qi Feng's enthusiasm. He ate all kinds of exotic soups and waters every day, and the birds almost faded out of his mouth. It was really miserable.
The worst thing was not eating, but Qi Feng not allowing him to go out.
Ever since Qi Feng knew that he was going to be a father again, he completely regarded Luo Qiubai as a glass man, as if he would break his arms and legs if he moved casually.
Once Luo Qiubai came down from upstairs, the last two stairs were very short, that is, less than ten centimeters, he stepped down as usual, just in time for Qi Feng to see him, and immediately the big bird monster's face changed, Throwing down the copy of "Guide to Pregnancy for Expectant Fathers" in his hand, he hugged him up and said impatiently, "You dare to jump from such a height, you are dying?! Does your stomach hurt? Do you need to call a doctor?"
"..." Luo Qiubai looked at the ten-centimeter staircase with black lines on his face, "...you are too nervous. When there were tuan tuan, I could ride a bicycle without any problem."
"That's why my son is so stupid now! It's all because he didn't do a good job in prenatal education, and he knocked his head in the stomach!" Qi Feng carried Luo Qiubai onto the reclining chair like putting tofu, still with a serious face.
Sitting next to him on the carpet who was hugging Fat Fengfeng, his small mouth was flattened, and his two big eyes quickly gathered water vapor. With a pitiful "Oh...", the glass heart shattered to the ground, weakly Pushed up her little butt and hid her head in the carpet, expressing that she hurt her self-esteem too much...
Luo Qiubai looked at the virtuous behavior of the big bird monster and his son, stroked his forehead silently, and immediately laughed angrily, "Damn it, what's the matter!"
A few days later, the old man and Daoist Sun also knew about it.
The old man's illness has improved a little recently. According to the doctor, one has to relax when one is old. Always thinking about complicated things will surely shorten one's life. Since the old man completely handed over Kunlun to Qi Feng and Luo Qiubai, he himself When Yang Yangnian was ready to die, his illness would not put his life in danger at any time.
But even so, it was still inconvenient for him to get out of bed, but this did not hinder his determination to see his great-grandson. Daoist Sun supported him, and the two of them went to the villa in a car, such as sea cucumbers, abalones, bird's nests... nourishing things Stuffing it into Luo Qiubai's room as if he didn't want money.
Daoist Sun was not idle either. Back then, his patriarch Chongyang Daoist made elixir for Zhu Yuanzhang. He had a good personal relationship with the imperial physician in the palace. He combined Taoist yin and yang and summed up a lot of tonic soups. Now he is not stingy about it. They were all brought to Luo Qiubai, and a lot of wild mushrooms and nourishing medicinal herbs were also given.
The old man did something wrong back then, missed the process of Tuantuan's birth, and couldn't imagine what a man with a big belly should look like. Now when he saw Luo Qiubai, not only did he not feel disobedient at all, but he looked shocked. How old is an old heart? I haven't jumped so fast in the past year, walking around the room while leaning on a cane, coughing, wanting to touch it but can't hold back my face, tears of excitement and excitement, holding Luo Qiubai's hand will not let go .
After such a long time, Tuantuan was still very afraid of him, and when he saw him, he still resisted and wanted to wipe away his tears. When he saw the old man enter Dad's room, he quietly hid behind the door with the cat in his arms, and peeked inside.
Luo Qiubai sighed, waved to him with a smile, Tuantuan came in frightened and curious, rubbing against the corner of the wall, and threw himself into his father's arms.
Luo Qiubai patted his head, pointed to the old man and said, "Tuantuan, called grandpa."
Tuantuan suppressed the resistance in his heart, pouted his little buttocks and hid in his father's arms without looking up. After a while, he poked out half of his head, and said in a soft, childish voice, "...Hello, grandpa..."
The old man burst into tears immediately, and sent two pairs of gold bracelets that night, with red strings and jade ruyis on them, specially for children's safety. Later, when Zheng Huaijiang saw it, he couldn't help but click his tongue twice, "Qi's family They are really rich and powerful, these two pairs of gold bracelets belong to the palace, it is said that they were worn by the prince back then, I saw them in the picture book, but I did not expect to see the real ones here."
In the fourth month, the Qi family is still on their backs, and Qi Feng is even more busy.
Since the doctor told him that the child is very fragile at this time, intercourse is forbidden, and the body needs to be checked at any time. If there is a bump, the child may not be able to keep the child. He has kept it in mind. The corners are completely covered, and there are soft cushions and woolen blankets everywhere, even if you roll around on it with bare feet, you are not afraid of falling.
After that, he began to study various books on pregnancy health care. Luo Qiubai saw him reading it in the middle of the night several times, with a serious look, as if what he was reading was not a book but a contract worth hundreds of millions. They all made Luo Qiubai laugh.
That night, Luo Qiubai's legs were sore. During this time, the little bastard was restless in his stomach, always moving around. Coupled with the hot weather, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep very early. up.
When he fell asleep in the middle of the night, he felt that someone was taking off his clothes, and one hand even reached his chest.
Luo Qiubai didn't know what Qi Feng was doing weirdly, so he was too sleepy to keep his eyes open, so he let him go.At this time, he was only wearing a loose pajamas, and the belt around his waist was pulled off lightly. Under the dim wall lamp, most of his chest was exposed, and the two breasts above were exposed to the cool air. stood up.
One hand kneaded and fiddled with it, and the slightly callused fingers were slightly numb. The four-month-old body was already more sensitive than usual, and the two middle-aged men had been abstinent for so long, and now they were slightly teased. Suddenly, a cloud of anger surged up in his waist, and the excited Luo Qiubai opened his eyes.
Under the dim yellow light, Qi Feng propped one hand on the side of his head, while the other hand raised and lowered his hand, and seemed to be whispering something.
Luo Qiubai hooked the corners of his mouth, and closed his eyes again to see what the big bird monster was trying to do.
At this time, the man gently pinched his right nipple and turned it around, and a familiar low voice sounded, as if he was reading something, "...With the secretion of progesterone, the dizziness and the color of nipple will turn black. It's a normal physiological phenomenon..."
"Where it's black, it's still red, okay, are the people with these books color-blind?"
Qi Feng cursed secretly, staring at Luo Qiu's white and upright breast, which was bright red in color, a small one, flat and firm, just like before, his body was tense, his whole body was hot, and his throat seemed to be poured. Sand, his wife is really silver, even here is different from others.
After Luo Qiubai heard this, he almost choked to death, the big bird blamed what kind of book he was reading!
Just when he was about to push him away, Qi Feng's Adam's apple rolled quickly, and finally he couldn't resist lowering his head to hold one of them, poking it with the tip of his tongue a few times, Luo Qiubai's scalp exploded immediately, and he almost screamed out.
He tensed his body tightly and continued to pretend to be asleep. Qi Feng's licking became more and more intense, and his body became more and more painful. He exhausted all his strength to restrain himself from continuing to strike.
Lifting his body, he took a deep breath, calm down...Calm down, now is not the time to do this kind of thing, there are still six months, damn half a year!
Seeing that Luo Qiubai was still sleeping, he breathed steadily, and he turned over a page of the "Crash Handbook for Fathers-to-Be" placed by the bedside.
He slowly took off Luo Qiubai's pajama pants, and then took off his underwear, raising his legs a little bit, looking at the slightly raised front and the tight entrance at the back, he told himself what to do Husbands must be considerate of their wives, and hold back even if they want to!
Then he looked down at the book, took a deep breath, and continued to follow the steps, "...Affected by the pelvic congestion and the continuous strong secretion of progesterone, the vaginal discharge is slightly more than usual, but don't panic..."
Hearing certain two special words, Luo Qiubai couldn't bear it any longer, and suddenly opened his eyes. Qi Feng's fingertips had already touched the entrance at this time, seeing that he had woken up, he froze for a moment.
Luo Qiu's pale face turned red and then green, he raised his leg and kicked Qi Feng, picked up the book next to the pillow and flipped through it, smiling instead of anger, "What do you want to do at night?"
Qi Feng also did this secretly, and he felt ashamed to say it outright, but he was worried about letting his wife check it himself.
Feeling a little guilty, but still expressionless on his face, he pressed Luo Qiubai under the quilt, and after a long time he choked out a sentence, "Don't worry about what I do, go to bed quickly."
When Luo Qiubai thought of Qi Feng's study of these messy things, and experimented on him, he immediately became angry, gritted his molars and said with a smile, "How can I do that, I'm already outraged by you, how can I sleep?"
As he said that, he leaned forward, with half of his body on Qi Feng's body.
Qi Feng's whole body was stiff, and half of the base of his ear was red. Now he would react to the smell of Luo Qiubai, not to mention the fact that his flesh was sticking to his flesh!
"Stay away from me." He said displeasedly, a drop of sweat dripping from his forehead.
Luo Qiubai didn't listen to him, and leaned forward a little bit, inserted his hands into Qi Feng's hair and pulled in front of him, his knee touched something hard and hot, and immediately he smiled slyly, He pretended to be serious and said, "Oh, Boss Qi, you can think hard of yourself when you read a book. It's so pitiful. Would you like me to help you?"
As he said that, he moved forward in a tricky manner, and before Qi Feng could react, he blocked his mouth all of a sudden.
The two of them hadn't dared to touch each other for four months. At this moment, there was a layer of sparks when their flesh touched, Luo Qiubai's breathing became disordered, and Qi Feng's whole body was tense and stiff like a rock.
"Give it to me—" Qi Feng raised his hand and was about to push Luo Qiubai away angrily, but when he thought of his stomach now, his arm was stuck in the air.
He was kissed by his wife forcibly!This realization made Qi Feng's face completely red, and Shi Geng felt pain in the next instant.
Luo Qiubai was so addicted to kissing, he rubbed his lips together, the sound of tsk tsk water sounded, the two of them breathed heavily, the little guy in his stomach seemed to feel the emotions of the two fathers, and now he was swimming in his stomach Swimming, Qi Feng couldn't control his body, he stroked Luo Qiubai's back with one hand, touched his body with his big hand, kneading his firm and elastic buttocks.
Luo Qiubai sat on his lap, his movements were a little clumsy due to stomach problems, coupled with the raised phoenix eyes and rolling Adam's apple, it almost killed Qi Feng.
He reached down with one hand to hold Qi Feng, kneaded up and down, his stomach was dangling, Qi Feng stretched out his hand to touch, and pressed Luo Qiubai even harder against him, and the lower part also began to collide.
As soon as the gun went off, Qi Feng's eyes were hot and deep, his breathing was short, and he began to explore the secret place behind Luo Qiubai with one hand, "Hurry up."
Luo Qiubai speeded up, licking Qi Feng's Adam's apple from time to time, when he was about to reach the peak with a low growl, he suddenly pinched at the front...
"Uh!" Qi Feng's eyes were scarlet, "You are moving!"
Luo Qiubai raised his eyebrows and yawned, "It suddenly occurred to me that the doctor said that we can't do 'vigorous exercise', and I can't be overtired. I'm so sleepy now, and my hands are sore. I'll go to bed first, you can go by yourself Let's do it in the bathroom."
After finishing speaking, he got into the bed directly, closed his eyes calmly, and he didn't know whether it was intentional or not, showing a section of his round belly, and said like a demonstration: I did it on purpose. what?
Qi Feng's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the veins on his forehead jumped out. If his wife dared to be so lawless, he would definitely teach him a lesson. Hard?
His wife is too cunning, it is clear that the father is more expensive than the son!
Qi Feng was as irritable as a large animal with wild hair. He spun around under the bed several times, threw the deceitful "Quick Start Handbook for Dads-to-be" into the trash can, and ran into the bathroom in a panic.
As soon as he left, Luo Qiubai opened his eyelids and stared at the hard thing under him, wanting to cry. Was he punishing the big bird monster or himself?
In the bathroom, Qi Feng was breathing heavily, gritting his teeth.
In the bedroom, Luo Qiubai tossed and turned, rolling on the bed.
At this moment, the brain circuits of the two people have become a united front like never before: when will this fucking day of abstinence end!
The days went on like this, and before I knew it, I finally made it to the seventh month.
Luo Qiubai's stomach was completely swollen, round and round, and no clothes could cover it up. He had lumps before, but he didn't panic. He should eat and sleep every day, and lived like a pig.
When Ye Cheng's uncle checked his body, he also said that his condition is very good now, Mantou is very healthy, and he can do some exercise at this time.
Speaking of steamed buns, that is, the little brat in Luo Qiubai's stomach, the child has no name yet, and it is always called by the little brat, and will always be confused with Tuantuan. Qi Feng expressed his dissatisfaction, but the two of them searched the dictionary No consensus was reached, so we had to give it a nickname first.
But what is the name of this nickname? The family had another difficulty.
Luo Qiubai said, "Anyway, there is a Tuantuan, this one is called Yuanyuan, it is easy to remember and cute."
The family expressed their dissatisfaction, saying that it sounded like two giant pandas.
Qi Feng said that he thought hard all night, and after quoting the scriptures, he said, "Call it Wei Rui. The two love each other and rely on each other, and Wei Rui generates light by itself. It is taken from "The Peacock Flies Southeast". It can also show the relationship between me and Qiu Bai, and has a profound meaning. , is simply not in the same realm as those stupid names."
The whole family, especially Luo Qiubai, strongly protested, "There are so many gesticulations, how long will it take for my son to write? And you said who named it a stupid name, you don't think it sounds good, don't call him if you have the ability?"
Tuantuan nodded vigorously with a puffy bun face, and did not forget to hold up Pang Fengfeng's little pink meat pad to show that his name is very, very nice, and if you don't believe me, Miaomiao agrees!
Unable to reach an unanimous opinion, the issue of the nickname was put on hold for the time being, and he was still called the little bastard for the time being.
On this day, before dinner, Luo Qiubai was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and Qi Feng next to him continued to look through the dictionary. Tuantuan was almost three years old, more mischievous than before, and ran away without a trace if he didn't pay attention.
Aunt Zhang steamed a basket of steamed buns in the evening, filled with oily fried pork and crispy sesame seeds, the aroma could be smelled from afar, the greedy little guy drool, slipped into the kitchen while the two fathers were not paying attention, I wanted two delicious hot steamed buns. I sneaked up to my father and whispered to my little brother in my stomach, "Brother, are you hungry? I'll bring you... um, steamed buns, they smell so good!"
As he said that, he took a bite greedily, pressed against his father's belly, and handed the steamed bun to him in trouble, "Well...Although you have become a box, you must eat if you are vegetarian, but...what will you do? Give it to you?"
When the little guy was thinking about it, Luo Qiubai suddenly felt a shaking in his stomach, and a small fist stretched out, waking him up.
He covered his stomach and let out a "hiss", Qi Feng hurriedly put down the dictionary and walked over with a nervous expression, "What's wrong? Stomach pain?"
Luo Qiubai smiled and waved his hands, "No, he suddenly moved so violently, probably because he felt that Tuantuan was calling him."
Tuantuan's eyes immediately lit up when he heard this, and his whole face was stuck up, "Steamed buns? I like to eat them too!"
The word "steamed bun" made the belly move even more violently, and the little fist kept stretching out, as if it really felt the sensation.
Luo Qiubai found it very interesting, touched his stomach and called out again, "Steamed buns?"
The little guy responded again, as if he had an incomparable love for the word steamed bun, swimming around happily like a small fish.
"Wow~ Brother Mantou, you are so smart!" This is made from old noodles saved by Aunt Zhang, which cannot be eaten outside.
Tuantuan happily interacted with his younger brother, but Qi Feng next to him turned dark and picked up his collar, "Don't call your younger brother casually, the name Mantou is terrible."
"It sounds good, the steamed buns sound good and are delicious!"
"Stupid and ugly!"
"Fengfeng hates it!"
"You're not convinced?"
The father and son started a conversation without nutrition and IQ. The way the two got along was a bit unbearable to look at. Luo Qiubai stroked his forehead dumbfounded, "Qi Feng, you are enough, my son will be called Mantou, I have the final say."
Qi Feng became irritable, took the dictionary and began to argue hard, and finally chose a bunch of meaningful and pleasant names, and brought the little brat to Luo Qiubai's belly to test his reaction, but the little guy completely Not to mention him, she curled up into a ball obediently.
Until Aunt Zhang called out heartily, "Master Qi, Master Luo, Tuantuan, it's time for dinner, let's eat steamed buns while they're hot!"
The little guy moved again without any warning, and slapped Qi Feng on the face. He really has a soft spot for the name Mantou.
Qi Feng's face darkened, and Luo Qiubai was amused by his expression, and quickly kissed his lips, stroking his hair, but he wanted to cry and laugh in his heart, what evil did he and the big bird monster do in their previous lives? The two children are snacks.
So, from now on, the little bastard has a new nickname "Steamed Bun", and Qi Feng feels that as a father, he is really a failure, to let his two sons have such ugly names, he is so stupid that he can't bear it look straight at.
I have something to say: I will try to let Er Baozi meet with you tomorrow. You Mouxue can’t wait to write Ye Cheng and Han Zhao’s episode, I don’t know if you are the same 23333
ps: Moxue wants to write an episode about the famous ancient utensil Furnace. Of course, the main characters are still a couple. It can be regarded as an episode about the previous life of this article. I don’t know if you are interested~~