The famous utensil of the superstar

Chapter 97 Fanwai [Small 2 Baozi 2.0-1]

In the past few days, Luo Qiubai's laziness seems to be getting worse.

On weekdays, he is the kind of person who can lie down and never sit down. Even in the interval of a few minutes of filming, he has to cover the script to catch up on sleep. In addition, the weather has become hotter recently, he seems to have cartilage Like sickness, the whole body can't lift a little energy, curled up in one place and can fall asleep immediately.

Even several times when Qi Feng kissed him on the bed, Comrade Luo Qiubai was already snoring happily when he put one hand into his pajamas, every time he, as a husband, instantly turned black and suspicious of his wife Was it possessed by a koala?

Not only that, Luo Qiubai's appetite has also become particularly good. Chicken, duck and fish are all unambiguous, and he especially likes to eat hot and sour food. He often groans in bed at night when he can't stand the hunger, as if he has suffered from three years of natural disasters look.

"I'm starving to death..." Luo Qiubai rolled on the bed in all directions, and poked out a messy head from under the quilt.

Qi Feng put down the financial magazine in his hand and said expressionlessly, "You just ate half a catty of apples and a plate of chicken feet with pickled peppers two hours ago."

"But I'm still very hungry..." Luo Qiubai groaned twice, playing the acting skills of the Golden Bull actor, hanging his head on the edge of the bed, muttering with his fingers like he was persecuted for not having enough food and clothing, "burn Roasted goose with duck, chicken and bacon in soy sauce, small belly with pine flowers... I miss you so much..."

The corner of Qi Feng's mouth twitched, the expression on his face froze, he slapped the magazine on the table, "Don't act like a spoiled child! You've been throwing up after eating these few days, so don't eat any more at this late hour."

His wife is simply unreasonable, always provoking him with tricks he can't resist, don't think that speaking in such a silvery voice will soften my heart.

Luo Qiubai pursed his lips, silently covered his head under the quilt, and said weakly, "...forget it, anyway, you are a stingy man, even the diamond ring on your hand was bought by me, if you don't eat it, you don't eat it."

He turned his back, pointed his back at Qi Feng, and let out a long sigh, not to mention feeling sad.

Qi Feng's face froze, he was dumb eating Coptis chinensis, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, "...what do you want to eat?"

"Let's have some more sour apples and chicken feet with pickled peppers." Luo Qiubai turned his head quickly, his pupils lit up, and he blinked at Qi Feng, obviously expecting the big bird monster to speak like this.

Qi Feng knew that he was being tricked by his wife again, but he had no choice but to look into his shining eyes, blushed from the side, cursed secretly, "I'm so proud of being spoiled", then got up and went downstairs to get snacks for his wife.

This kind of thing happened every day recently, Luo Qiubai became a big eater, he ate double portions every day, except for the occasional retching, his appetite was surprisingly good.

The retching problem made him a little anxious at the beginning, and he was very worried that he would have another child inexplicably, but recalling the first time he had Tuan Tuan, he had a low-grade fever and nausea every day, let alone eating, even if he smelled oil stars I'm about to vomit, how can I eat like this now?In addition, Daoist Sun gave him his pulse and did not find anything, so he was completely relieved, and attributed all this to being too tired from work, and he didn't take it to heart at all.

Anyway, there is already a group now, the Qi family has no shortage of heirs, and he has a lot of film contracts. If he is lucky to "win the lottery" at this time, he simply doesn't know how to ask the film producer for ten months' leave.

Could it be possible to tell them that this big man, Lao Tzu, is going to have a baby, and you can find whoever you want to act?Thinking about it makes my head big...

Luo Qiubai secretly rejoiced, but Qi Feng didn't think so.

Before, he missed the process of Tuantuan breaking out of the shell from childhood to adulthood, and he felt regretful, so his desire for a second child was almost to the point of fanaticism. If you go in and play tricks, you can't come out of such boring things.

After a lot of hard work, he finally saw hope at the wedding scene, but the old Taoist surnamed Sun didn't check anything, which made him very displeased, if it wasn't for the old Taoist priest's incident on the bed There is still some use in it, he has already told him to pack up and get out.

What's the use of sending some medicine without doing business properly? If you have the ability to get my youngest son out!

Qi Feng was unwilling, and originally wanted to ask a doctor to give Luo Qiubai a thorough examination, but the identities of the two of them are too conspicuous, and they are chased and blocked wherever they go. If the physical condition was revealed, it would be a disaster, and he had to be cautious.

What's more, he always felt that once he said that he wanted to be a full-time father-to-be, he would definitely be laughed at by Luo Qiubai. At that time, his wife would ride on his head. What face would he have as a husband?

Qi Feng was so tangled and awkward thinking, after more than a month, Luo Qiubai's symptoms not only did not alleviate, but became more and more serious.

On this day, the family of three got together for breakfast.

Luo Qiubai was leaning on the sofa, yawning and stuffing jujube cake into his mouth, while Tuantuan beside him was lying on his lap, having a great time playing with Pang Fengfeng, Qi Feng, who was sitting next to him, was While watching the financial news, I fed a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge to my son.

"Well... more." Tuantuan opened his mouth wide to hold the spoon in his mouth, swallowed the porridge with puffed cheeks, licked his tongue, stared at the bowl in Qi Feng's hand with sparkling eyes.

The stupid son's eyes are too earnest. If it wasn't because he was busy playing with Xiaobai's stupid cat, he would have ate the bowl by himself, but this little guy just likes to act like a baby. According to Aunt Zhang, the two fathers are not at home. At that time, his spoon skills were extremely proficient, but as long as Luo Qiubai and Qi Feng were in front of him, he would immediately know nothing. Little tail.

Qi Feng snorted lightly, scooped up a spoonful and put it into the little guy's mouth, but his movements were really unskilled, even though he tried hard, his face was still covered with porridge, and the rice soup flowed down the little guy's mouth. His fat face slid down, and he flattened his mouth, "The rice is... so thick (to eat)..."

The little guy stared at the fragrant minced meat, drooling greedily, Qi Feng couldn't help but poke his face, "Forget about being stupid, you snacker."

Tuantuan grinned and put his fingers in his mouth. The corners of Qi Feng's mouth curled up a little bit uncontrollably. He kissed his chubby face, dug a big spoonful of porridge and brought it to Tuantuan's mouth. The little guy couldn't wait. "Aww" swallowed.

A few spoonfuls in a row, after wolfing down half a bowl, the little guy hiccupped, crawled into Qi Feng's arms with his butt pouted, and fell unsteadily on Luo Qiubai.

Luo Qiubai, who was trying to catch up on his sleep, was suddenly woken up, hugged his son in his arms, yawned and said, "Little bastard, you are going to crush me to death."

The little guy smiled, and was about to lean up to kiss his father, but he seemed to feel something, tilted his head and poked his father's stomach in surprise, "Well, it's soft...huh..."

"What's soft?"

"Tummy..." The little guy pulled off his little gown very vividly, revealing his round belly, poked his own fleshy flesh, and then poked his father's, "Fatty..."

Luo Qiubai froze for a moment, then felt embarrassed, coughed dryly and slapped the little guy's buttocks twice, "Little bastard, don't talk nonsense, where did your father get fat?"

"It's just fat... Dad is finally the same as Tuantuan~(≧▽≦)/~" Tuantuan also knows that he is a little fat man, so he has been looking for a confidant, but both fathers have hard stomachs, and A lot of "small squares" (abs), uncomfortable to the touch.

Now that dad was finally as soft as him, the little guy laughed until his eyes disappeared.

Luo Qiubai pinched his face hard, lifted up his clothes in a particularly unconvinced manner, and looked at his lower abdomen. Although it was indeed a little rounder than before, it was still "grooves and ravines". Where did he gain weight?

He poked his stomach, revealing a waistline, smooth and slender body, with a slightly bulged belly, causing Qi Feng's eyes to darken, and he reached out to caress his belly, "Can I not get fat if I eat so much every day?" .”

In fact, he doesn't mind at all if Luo Qiubai gets fatter, it would be better if he can grow up a son.

Luo Qiubai yawned, and rolled his eyelids lazily, "I only ate a few catties of fruit and chicken feet in total, how can you say that you ate too much?"

"Tuantuan, tell him, do I eat more than you little fat man?"

He poked his son's soft belly, Tuantuan nodded very earnestly, and flattened pitifully, "Yes, jujube cake... I gave it to Dad, Tuantuan... rice..."

"Little bastard, I fed you shit and piss, and it hurts to eat your jujube cake?"

Luo Qiubai raised his hand to pinch his face, the father and son rolled into a ball, rolled in father's arms with a smile, and rubbed Luo Qiubai's face with his mouth stained with rice porridge.

The air was filled with the smell of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, Luo Qiubai suddenly felt a surge in his stomach, bowed his head and retched, and almost vomited it out.

Tuantuan next to him was taken aback, and quickly stretched out his paw to help his father pat, Qi Feng next to him frowned, and looked deeply at Luo Qiubai's stomach, "Sour man and hot woman."

Luo Qiubai was choked hard, and subconsciously picked up a piece of jujube cake and threw it at it, "put away your dirty thoughts."

Qi Feng caught it and stuffed it into his mouth, his teeth were almost sore, he said "it seems to be a boy", then picked up Tuantuan to wash his mouth.

Luo Qiubai bared his teeth at him, and subconsciously touched the jujube cake on the plate, only then was he surprised to find that he had eaten up the whole plate.

He never liked to eat pastries before, let alone eating so much at once without knowing it. At this time, he also realized that he seemed to be really abnormal, his face was red and white at times, and this time there was something wrong in his heart. A wonderful premonition, and this premonition is even stronger in the afternoon.

During filming, a group of people chatted together, and the makeup artist next to him changed Luo Qiubai's clothes for the next scene.

"Qiu Bai, tell me the truth, have you lived too well since you got married, your whole face is rounded?"

The crew has a very good relationship with Luo Qiubai, and everyone often jokes and jokes on weekdays. Luo Qiubai was called fat by several people in a day, and immediately felt a little uncomfortable, put down the snacks in his hand, looked in the mirror and said, "It's okay Well, isn't this still very handsome and stylish, don't be envious or jealous."

A group of people laughed, and the makeup artist who was tying Luo Qiubai's belt smiled and said, "Qiu Bai, not only your face has become round, but also your belly has fat. You were still big when you wore this dress last time. Now you can’t even tie your belt anymore, you are in the top ten of the magazine’s best men’s bodies, and you will cry when you become a beer belly fan.”

The people around laughed even more happily, and a female star who was married and had a child burst into laughter, "You have a round face and a big belly. If it weren't for the fact that Qiu Bai is a man, I would really suspect that you are pregnant."

"According to the days, it seems that we should have it." Ye Cheng, who had been stealing Luo Qiubai's snacks, suddenly interjected, with a serious expression on his face, "It seems that I am going to give red envelopes again, why are the two men Marriage also makes money like this, and I want to stir up trouble!"

The people around immediately burst out laughing, Luo Qiubai picked up an apple core and smashed it on Ye Cheng's head, dumbfounded.

Ye Cheng groaned when he was hit, and ran around yelling, "Luo Qiubai, my uncle is a doctor, it's not like you don't know, oh, don't hurt me... I can tell at a glance, why are you so sick?" Why don't you believe in science!"

"I believe in your size!" Luo Qiubai blushed in embarrassment, wishing to block Ye Cheng's "big horn".

The two of them made a fuss, and everyone in the production team burst into tears of laughter. None of them took it seriously, they just thought Ye Cheng was joking. Anyway, everyone knows that the relationship between these two film stars is good. I really believe the nonsense about men having children.

But the speaker has no intention and the listener does. Luo Qiubai was a little worried at first, but he was even more disturbed when he heard what Ye Cheng said. At the beginning, it was his uncle who helped deliver the baby, and Ye Cheng was fascinated by it.

Looking down at his already fat belly, Luo Qiubai's throat felt dry, and he swallowed with difficulty and embarrassment.

When Luo Qiu was trembling with fear, Qi Feng was not idle.

He has been crazy about the arrival of his youngest son. For several nights in a row, he dreamed that he was holding two stupid sons, big and small, and feeding milk. The expression on his face was really miserable.

In the morning, Luo Qiubai went to the set. He took Tuantuan to buy toys. When he passed by a shopping mall, he saw a large store specializing in maternal and child health care products, and walked in with a twitch.

He disguised himself very tightly, with a lot of sunglasses and masks, and Tuantuan was also tightly wrapped, with a bunny hat and a pig mask. It was approaching summer, and the father and son were still dressed as if they were fighting in a tunnel, which attracted a lot of attention.

The store is full of variety, there are all kinds of baby bottles, small clothes, cute dolls and cradles. Tuantuan is no longer needed at this age, and Qi Feng has no experience in welcoming newborns at all, so he has to see what to buy.

The milky yellow trousers must be very cute for the two sons. The baby elephant on the diapers should be liked by the sons. The cradle has a bad smell of formaldehyde...

Qi Feng was dazed, picked up an item and asked Tuantuan, as long as Tuantuan liked it, he would buy it, one big and one small pair, and finally he almost emptied the entire shelf with a blank face. Seeing a row of blue boxes on the table, the little guy curiously picked them up and looked at them, "Um...do you have something to eat?"

He tilted his head curiously, and the aunts around him looked at him and smiled. Qi Feng picked it up and saw that it was an "early pregnancy test paper", and his face blushed immediately.

The image of Luo Qiubai holding the test paper and shyly saying "You are going to be a father again" appeared in his head uncontrollably. Qi Feng felt a little itchy, and the corners of his mouth twitched up at a speed visible to the naked eye, and suddenly he couldn't wait. up.

Although I don't know if this thing can be used by men, the principle of testing should be... the same, right?

Thinking about it this way, Qi Feng felt that the risk was much less than going to the hospital for an examination. He accidentally picked up a box and put it in the cart, causing the corner of the salesman's mouth to twitch: "I don't even know if I'm pregnant or not, so I just emptied it." After visiting our store, are you going to do wholesale?

When Qi Feng got home, he hid all the baby products he had bought for his addiction. As for the box of early pregnancy test strips, he hesitated for a long time and finally hid them secretly in the bedside table.

This thing must not be seen by his wife, otherwise he will be laughed at to death.

The weather was very hot, Luo Qiubai was already sweating profusely after he came back from the set, Qi Feng was downstairs preparing dinner, he went upstairs to the bathroom to take a shower, when Tuantuan saw him, he jumped up happily.

Luo Qiubai was staggered by the bump, hugged his son, smiled and nodded his nose, "Little brat, I can't hold you anymore, do you miss Dad today?"

"Thinking about it." Tuantuan nodded with his eyes bent, and wrapped his paws around his father's neck, "Today... well, I'll go to the street with Fengfeng, and my father... will be fine..."

"Did Qi Feng take you out shopping today?"

"Yeah," the little guy nodded and gestured vigorously with both hands, "I bought such a big little yellow chicken...bigger than Tuantuan, and uh...brother's things..."

"Brother's things?" Luo Qiubai raised his eyebrows suspiciously, not knowing what his son was talking about.

Tuantuan squinted his eyes and smirked a few times, and sneaked into Luo Qiubai's ear, "Fengfeng won't let me tell you... Dad can't tell others."

As he said that, he slid down from his father's arms, ran to the bedside table with his short legs, and poked his fingers, "Fengfeng...is hiding."

Luo Qiubai was confused by his son, not knowing what the big bird monster and the little bastard were doing, so he opened the bedside table casually, and there was a blue box lying inside.

Pointing at the box, the little guy puffed out his belly in embarrassment, "It's just that, Fengfeng said... the box will become a younger brother, Tuantuan... um, big brother!"

When Luo Qiubai scanned the name on the box, his expression immediately turned ferocious, his face turned green at first, and then blushed a lot with a bang.

Early pregnancy test strips...?Qi Feng actually bought this thing in front of his son? !

The little guy stretched out his little paw to touch it, but Luo Qiubai lifted it up immediately, "Children are not allowed to look at adults' things, hurry up and go downstairs to eat."

Tuantuan was not reconciled, "Brother... woo..."

"Hurry up and go downstairs to eat, or Dad will eat up all the jujube cakes we bought." Luo Qiubai took out his trump card, and the little guy immediately forgot about "brother" when he heard what he ate, and his few words were rejected. Luo Qiu baffled and ran down the stairs.

Luo Qiubai breathed a sigh of relief, the box in his hand was like a hot yam, thinking of his recent abnormal reactions and what Ye Cheng said, he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and bit the bullet Take out the manual and study it.

After Qi Feng brought the meal that Aunt Zhang had made to the table, he didn't see Luo Qiubai coming downstairs for a long time. When he went up, he saw that Luo Qiubai was sitting on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed in a daze, his slightly fleshy stomach propped up his clothes , looks silly, kind of clumsy and cute.

"I don't eat as much as you usually do. Why are you silent after eating? Have you finished your bath?"

Qi Feng came over to touch Luo Qiubai's hair, which was still wet and steamy. Luo Qiubai suddenly came back to his senses, "Oh, it's time to eat."

"Why are you getting more and more stupid, why are you staring blankly by yourself?" Qi Feng put his arms around Luo Qiubai, and kissed Luo Qiubai next to his ear.

Luo Qiubai smiled, with a strange expression on his face, coughed a few times, put on his slippers and walked out, "Oh, I'm starving to death, hurry up and go downstairs for dinner."

Qi Feng looked at him suspiciously, and followed his footsteps without saying a word.

His wife was very wrong, very wrong.

He ate a large bowl of fried fat intestines that he wouldn't even touch, and dropped his favorite sweet and sour shrimp into the soy sauce bowl. The most outrageous thing was that he didn't even notice that he used his chopsticks backwards... …

When he picked up the round baby bottle and was about to put it into his mouth, Qi Feng couldn't stand it any longer. He held his arm, turned his face and said, "What's the matter with you? You've got a fat head Stupid too?"

It was only at this time that Luo Qiubai came to his senses. Facing the resentful and pitiful eyes of Tuantuan who had taken the bottle away, he touched the tip of his nose, put the bottle back into his son's hand, and struggled for a long time before opening his mouth, "Then what... I'm a little I want to tell you something, you must be calm, you must be calm, and you must not be irritable."

Qi Feng snorted coldly, is he the kind of person who loses his temper casually?

He grabbed Luo Qiubai, put his arms around his waist, and bit his lip, "Where are you talking so much nonsense, do you want to talk?"

Luo Qiubai coughed a few times, met Qi Feng's dark eyes, his scalp became tense, and he quickly raised his head to look up at the sky, "Do you think it's difficult to make things simpler now? Even if you buy them for money, people can't understand them. I read it several times but still can’t figure out what’s going on, you must have bought it wrong.”

Qi Feng frowned. What kind of stimulation did his wife suffer? She was not smart in the first place, but now she was so stupid that she couldn't communicate at all. He pressed his forehead to test his temperature, "Do you have a fever?"

"I'm serious." Luo Qiubai pushed him away dumbfounded, and the original embarrassment deepened, "Why do I, a big man, use such a strange thing? It's so simple... I must have my head squeezed by the door. What happened before and after?" Requirements, gestures, it doesn’t work if you urinate too much or too little, and the one below is not under my control, who knows how much!”

Qi Feng heard the sign, and his heart skipped a beat, "...What exactly are you trying to say?"

"Uh... I saw that box of shit you hid, and I just tried it out of curiosity. I followed the instructions completely, but there is still a difference between men and women, so don't hold out too much hope... ..."

In the end, Luo Qiubai was confused, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

I hid that box of shit?manual……?

Qi Feng frowned, stunned for a few seconds, then seemed to suddenly think of something, and stood up from the chair abruptly.

Looking at Luo Qiubai in disbelief, "You mean that box of...things in the bedside table?!"

Damn it, he hides so secretly, how did Luo Qiubai find it!

No, that's not the point!The point is that his wife tried an early pregnancy test!

Qi Feng, who has always been expressionless, showed a wonderful expression on his face at this moment. His face flushed instantly, redder than the embarrassed Luo Qiubai, and his throat seemed to be choked. Ecstasy and excitement flashed in the eyes, and the whole person couldn't keep still, turning around like a large anxious animal, holding his breath for a long time before he asked, "... so what's the result?"

Luo Qiubai touched the tip of his nose, and met Qi Feng's hot and suddenly bright eyes, his heart beating wildly.

The first time the two were separated and couldn't get in touch, the mood of saying this was far inferior to the excitement of meeting face to face at this moment.

This feeling of scalp tingling and adrenaline rushing insanely made the two of them unable to breathe.

Luo Qiubai, who always took pleasure in flirting with big bird monsters, became a squib at this time, and his clever mouth also turned into a stutter. It has happened once, but why is he still so nervous?

"Just...just...if I'm not colorblind, the thing you bought has no quality problems, and I don't make mistakes in my operation...probably..."

When he said this, he paused with difficulty, the two of them looked at each other, the living room could hear the needle dropping, only the sound of each other's fierce heartbeats remained.

Qi Feng swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and then Luo Qiu said in a low voice, "... Tuantuan should be an older brother."

A "boom" sound of thunder rang in Qi Feng's ears, blowing his sanity to pieces.

He's going to be a dad again, he's going to be a dad again, he's going to be a dad again...!

Tuantuan opened his mouth wide and couldn't understand what the fathers were saying at all, but he understood the last sentence, blinked his big eyes, and jumped up suddenly, scaring the fat Tuantuan in his arms with an "ooohoo" .

"The box... has really become a younger brother! Aww!~(≧▽≦)/~"

The little guy cheered and pulled back the thoughts of the two of them. Qi Feng was expressionless, a huge blush flashed across his face, and then he picked up Luo Qiubai without any warning, and kissed him completely regardless of the occasion.

"Oh! Little bastard... is still here!"

Luo Qiubai struggled a few times, and patted him dumbfounded, never expecting that Qi Feng would be so happy.

The man pressed him on the sofa, stroked his belly, and kissed him vigorously, with a look of anxiety and enthusiasm, and a hint of embarrassment in his fiery eyes, "I seem to hear the sound of a heartbeat."

Luo Qiubai laughed loudly, "Now you can hear the bullshit."

Until a long, long time later, the stupid second son broke out of the shell, and the stupid brother told him that when he was a child, he turned out to be an early pregnancy test paper and shit, and his young heart was hurt in an instant. Of course, this is all for later.