novelraw Chapter 169 Answer + Message
Chapter 169 Answer + Message
The fake old Taoist had a few walnuts stuffed in his mouth, his stuffed face was like a little squirrel, his cheeks were bulging, and he could only whine.Walnuts are not walnuts, but the kind of small hickory nuts. The green skin of raw walnuts is very astringent, which can astringe people's tongues.
Yin Hu used an iron hook to get out the walnuts in the mouth of the fake old Taoist, including hooks and clips, and scooped a ladle of water from the bucket next to him and splashed it on the face of the confused fake old Taoist: "Wake up. Mr. Mu has I want to ask you."
Daiyu saw that the man next to him who had been cut into five pieces was bleeding, and the blood flowed all over the ground, she silently moved a step to the side, so as not to dirty my snow-white brocade boots with thousand layers of bottoms.
Yao Sanlang was beside me crackling melon seeds, gathered up a handful of melon seeds, stretched out two fingers and pinched the corner of her clothes and tugged: "Come here, don't be sprayed by the old man's saliva. Do you want melon seeds?" ?” He dared to say that, because instead of cracking the melon seeds with his mouth, he crushed the shell of the melon seeds with his fingers, picked out the melon seeds and put them in the other hand, making them clean.
Daiyu waved her hand, she didn't focus on this at all.
Yin Hu is speechless, you two...whether you are brothers, master and attendants, boys and girls, or teenagers who love each other, don't show up when there is a corpse next to you, and someone else is about to die. Do you like it?Don't you think this place is smoky?
Yao Sanlang threw a handful of melon seeds into his mouth, chewing and chewing with happiness—ah, he ate a handful!Cool!
The fake old Taoist just woke up, first he was smoked enough by the incense, and woke up just once, and saw the ugly ghost in black tied up next to him, he knew in his heart that he was doomed, and everything would come to naught in the end, Encountering this kind of thing must be impossible to survive - so I chose to pass out again.
Fortunately, these years of spending time and drinking, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, enjoying all the blessings and honors in the world, it was not in vain.Just not reconciled: "You kid, you don't look very old, why are your eyes so poisonous, can you see through my tricks?"
Daiyu's face was calm and indifferent, but in fact, she was very excited and a little excited: "Actually, I didn't see through it, I just wanted to see what the snake monster looks like, but when I came to see it, I didn't have any demonic aura, that's why I know you're a bully. "
The fake old Taoist wanted to raise his head and sigh, but he was so trapped that he couldn't lift his head up.Looking carefully at the pair of boys and girls, he smiled bleakly: "I have lived for so many years, and I have never seen a real god. I never thought I would fall into the hands of the two of you."
Yin Hu was not interested in hearing their gossip, so he interrupted: "Master Mu, can you hurry up?"
Daiyu wanted to tell him not to worry, but looking at him, he seemed to be in a hurry to kill someone. It might be something unfortunate happened to Grandma Yin, and she couldn't ask in detail about such things: "Well, fake old man, let me ask you, the inn The boss dug up money from his family's grave, what happened?"
The fake old man smiled contemptuously: "What kind of trick is this, don't you know?"
Daiyu said lightly: "I don't know. So what?"
The fake old Taoist is too lazy to show off when his death is imminent: "I tell you, give me a good time, don't be hacked to death."
Daiyu nodded: "Yes, let's talk."
The fake old Taoist said indifferently: "I buried the money myself."
"What?"
"I'm sooooooooooooooo!"
"(⊙o⊙) Oh." Daiyu asked, "50 taels of silver seems to be a lot, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to earn it back?"
The fake old man said: "Why, can't I pay for it myself? Does it cost money to stay in a hotel? It doesn't cost money to make a name for yourself?"
Yao Sanlang was so excited that he almost threw the melon seeds on the ground: "What he said is very reasonable, why didn't I think of this trick back then!" Oh, even if I thought of it, it would be useless, I don't have 50 taels that can be used as an introduction silver.
Yin Hu was stupefied. He had heard that the fake old Taoist priest was so good at fortune-telling, so he believed him, and it turned out... Oh!
The fake old man continued triumphantly: "There are people coming and going in the inn, and what happened will be known everywhere soon. The merchants who come and go also like to inquire about new local things, and most of the merchants are superstitious. He will definitely come to me for fortune-telling. If you want to steal him at that time, just say that he has a disaster of bankruptcy. If you want to use other methods to take care of him, there are various ways.
Do you know how much work it takes to get famous by every means?Once you have a reputation, it is easy to do anything, and everything you say is credible. "
Daiyu wrinkled her nose, unable to do anything about this ignorant habit of mortals, and asked again: "You stole Grandma Yin, why did you slander her as a snake demon and leave the snake skin as a perjury?"
Yin Hu Duang kicked him and growled, "Speak honestly!"
The fake old man rolled his eyes, and he might almost die from being kicked: "Generally, when people hear about such things, they feel ashamed and unlucky, and they won't investigate carefully, even if they meet their lost female relatives on the road. Dare to admit it."
Yao Sanlang's eyes lit up, and he asked enthusiastically, "How long have you been doing such immoral things?"
The fake veteran is a little proud: "It's more than 20 years."
"I'm going to kill you!" Yao Sanlang drew out his sword and stabbed him.
"I don't know what to do!" Yin Hu drew out his knife and slashed at him.
The fake old man looked at Daiyu, he was still a little bit wronged: "Young master Mu, give me a good time as promised, and don't kill people?"
Daiyu is an honest and trustworthy child. She took out a handful of melon seeds from Yao Sanlang's sleeve, held them with a handkerchief, and murmured in a low voice: "Suddenly want to eat some snacks." Meng Da's pace walked away.
Yao Sanlang stabbed him twice again, feeling bored, he dragged his sword to look for Daiyu: "This is melon seeds fried by senior brother Bilu himself, isn't it delicious? I heard that I have talked with Fourth Sister Wen about how to add butter flavor..."
Although Daiyu has a broad heart, she is not at the level of eating melon seeds calmly, and besides, she can't eat melon seeds standing up, so she doesn't seem to be a serious person.Sighing: "That old thing has done so many bad things and harmed so many people."
This is so sad. Could it be that my daughter/daughter-in-law is said to be a goblin, and those people don't check it out?Superstitions are terrible.He has been bluffing and cheating for so long, why was he not caught and beaten to death by a Taoist with real talents?
Yao Sanlang scratched his head: "Xuanyu, actually, I have an idea, I don't know if it's reliable or not, let me tell you."
Daiyu looked sad and pitiful, and said in a low voice: "Brother Sanlang, tell me."
Yao Sanlang got closer and said in a low voice: "A big liar like this has hidden treasures and saves them for retirement when he gets old. Let's catch his soul and take those treasures, the money saved in the bank, and Get anything else."
Daiyu frowned slightly, hesitated to speak, and listened to him patiently.Saburo is not a greedy person.
Yao Sanlang said: "Then, let's take this money and try to find all the girls he has harmed. Those who are in the brothel will be redeemed, and those who have been sold as slaves will also be redeemed. Those who have already escaped will be given a sum of money." , and those who died, find someone to save them."
He scratched his head, and said a little embarrassedly: "I only thought of these things, and I didn't think thoroughly." I have seen these things in the world.
Daiyu laughed happily, and said softly: "Sanlang, you are so careful. This is very good." She paused, and said in a low voice: "I think, in this matter, it is more important to open up people's wisdom. Write to my brother and tell him the whole story. It should be announced to the world in the name of the court. If someone deceives people in the name of a monster and a monster, the local officials should be held accountable. If you turn a blind eye and listen to it, even officials and evil people If you are in the same boat, you should sit together." I read the law books last year.
Yao Sanlang looked at her cutely: "Okay, it's better to treat the symptoms than the root cause."
Daiyu also praised him: "Not as meticulous as brother Sanlang. Although it is not timely rain, it is also a rare spring wind and rain."
Yao Sanlang blushed, and boasted silently: If it wasn't for me being a bit learned, I wouldn't have understood you were praising me, they spent a long winter before waiting for spring, right?
Yin Hu stuffed the walnuts in again, and fiddled with the fake old man piecemeal for a quarter of an hour before completely killing him.Throwing the knife for chopping the gap in the bone aside, he came over and clasped his fists to thank: "Thank you two gentlemen for saving your life. I thank you two for your life-saving grace on behalf of my wife. If Mr. Mu is sent by you in the future, Yin Hu will never hesitate to die. "The daughter-in-law is terrified. If you hadn't come in time, she might have been sold elsewhere.Although I have suffered a little bit now, I finally came back alive and hacked these two bastards to death, so I don't care about other things.
Daiyu was a little puzzled, why I was the only one who sent him to make him die, forget it, there is nothing to ask.He nodded with a smile and agreed.
Yao Sanlang secretly captured the soul of the fake Taoist priest. When the fake Taoist priest just died, he was in unbearable pain. After he floated up, he felt no pain. , Yao Sanlang is very happy to watch.
After that, Daiyu went back to the house and asked for a pen, ink, paper and inkstone to write a letter to her 'brother'.
Yao Sanlang also took out two pieces of paper and wrote to the elder brother: I do this, right?Is there anything else I'm missing?
Yin Hu carefully wiped and arranged the three heads, and pulled out the panicked daughter-in-law to see if anyone was missing?
By the way, let her rest assured that all the damned people are dead, and when the clouds clear one day, it will be as if nothing happened.
When it was lunch time, Yin Hu came out to accompany him again, and chatted about Shimen during the dinner.
Yao Sanlang said a long time ago that his master is a pure Taoist priest, so he can't see these bastards who spread rumors and smear.
Mr. Mu Xuanyu was a little embarrassed: "My godmother is the well-known Fourth Sister Wen in the world."
Yin Hu even stood up: "Boss lady? I'm sorry, I was originally an escort, and I worked under Mr. Zhuo and Miss Wen."
Mu Xuanyu asked curiously: "It's really a fate. Brother Duan, what kind of person was my godmother back then, and how powerful was she?" Although the godmother is very good at telling stories, she rarely tells her own stories.
Yin Hu told a few stories, and the central idea is nothing more than: Fourth Sister Wen is brave and invincible, Fourth Sister Wen is not afraid of death, Fourth Sister Wen obeys Mr. Zhuo's words, the two have a close relationship, and everyone knows that Fourth Sister Wen is Zhuo. The husband's restraint, but they just didn't get married.
Daiyu was a little surprised. Could it be that at that time everyone knew that the two were in love with each other, but the godmother didn't know that Mr. Zhuo knew, and Mr. Zhuo didn't know that the godmother didn't know that she didn't?Hee hee hee, it's so funny.
After lunch, he left. Yin Hu hurriedly tried to persuade him to stay, but he couldn't keep him again and again, so he led Mu Gongzi's horse and sent him out of the village.
Riding back to the city again, it rained a little on the road.Returning to the inn, she changed her clothes again, Xueyan took the clothes stained with water to wash, and Hongtao continued to grind ink for Her Royal Highness to write.
Daiyu wrote it again, picked it up to look at it, and frowned: "Sanlang, help me read it, my writing is not rigorous, it looks like a master's script, not a serious memorial." Can't help but write a set poem?
The rogue Poetry Demon invades at dawn, and surrounds the fence and the stone is silent.
Xiao Duan Yunxiu wrote in Linshuang, and the corners of the mouth murmured to the moon.
The paper is full of self-pity questions and plain grievances.
From the Tao Lingping chapter, the high winds of the ages have come to the present.
Why do you have to write a poem about chrysanthemums when you write about fake Taoist priests deceiving people?
Is my writing style too frivolous?Those who write memorials can make a frivolous thing solemn...
Yao Sanlang folded the paper cranes and threw them out of the window, and came back to get the manuscript: "Let me see."
Daiyu changed her mind again, pressed the manuscript paper and said, "I won't let you read it. You take out the soul of that old Taoist priest, I have something to ask."
Yao Sanlang was depressed: "Show me... Well, if you don't show me, I won't give you my soul."
Daiyu snorted softly: "Huh, if you don't give it, you won't give it. What I want to ask is not serious." She Shi Shiran picked up the envelope and put a stack of papers in it.
Yao Sanlang was in a hurry: "Let me take a look, good sister, you can't guard against me! Even if you don't show me now, I'm really curious, take an avatar and go to the emperor, and wait for him to see one by one When I watched it again, it was the same. It’s just too much trouble.”
Daiyu was unmoved: "Okay. Sure, you can go."
Yao Sanlang lowered his head in frustration, silently took out his soul from his sleeve and threw it in the air, silently dragged his exhausted steps, walked to the corner of the wall, and squatted down facing the wall.
He whispered: "We are so close, but you want to keep it from me. It's not a big deal, and it's not a secret private matter. It's so sad to let him see it or not."
Daiyu endured it for a while, then threw the manuscript over helplessly, and hit the back of his head accurately: "Ah! I wanted to hit you on the back."
Yao Sanlang turned his head sadly, and said quietly: "It's okay, I'm stupid anyway, I won't be made even more stupid by you."
Daiyu stared at him for a while, then said with a smile, "Who did you write to?"
Yao Sanlang pursed his lips and thought for a while, then blushed and said shyly, "To senior brother, ask him if I'm thoughtful enough to do this." Then he was a little arrogant: "Look, I'm ashamed to tell you."
Daiyu complained in her heart: because you have always [deleted] shameless [deleted], and you don't care what other people think.
Yao Sanlang began to read this letter to the emperor contentedly, it was very well written, the characters were beautiful, and the plot was gorgeous, and this incident itself was like a wonderful good story.He read it with gusto, and the story written was much more interesting than what he had personally experienced.
Daiyu grabbed the soul of the fake old man and asked: "Why are you so honest, and I can answer whatever I ask?"
The fake veteran screamed, yelled, for a long time, he was poked by Daiyu with a brush, and then stopped: "You, you, are you a fairy? How can you catch me?"
Daiyu smiled calmly but happily in her heart: "Yes, I am a fairy."
The fake old man was so shocked that he was about to cry: "How is it possible, how can there be gods in the world!"
Daiyu sneered and said, "Why, a person like you who doesn't shed tears when he sees the coffin knows he's afraid?"
The fake veteran plopped and knelt down silently. He knelt too hard and fell directly downstairs.
People can't see the wind, ghosts can't see the ground, fish can't see the water, and he can't see the floor here.
In a blink of an eye, he saw a few people on the opposite side. He was about to run away, but was arrested again. He knelt down and said, "Immortal Grandma, Immortal Empress, the villain made a mistake. From now on, the villain must change his mind and change his past. , be a man and a ghost, and never dare to lie again."
Daiyu snorted: "It's late. Hurry up and answer me, or I will imprison you... in a terrible place, and prevent you from reincarnating for 1000 years."
The fake old man was even more frightened: "The cesspit?"
Daiyu agreed with his answer, but found it disgusting: "Hmph."
The fake old man looked at her cautiously: "Goddess of the Immortal, let me tell you, but don't wait for me to finish speaking and get angry and..."
Daiyu recalled her behavior of not talking just now: "As long as you say it, I will send you to the hell." Anyway, a guy like you will suffer in the kitchen on the eighteenth floor...the hell on the eighteenth floor.
The fake old man had nothing to do, so he replied truthfully: "Goddess, the villain has no eyes, so I thought you were... just trying to find out how to deceive people from the villain, and act according to the plan. Otherwise, why bother to ask?" It is so detailed, and the villain said it in such detail, thinking that if you act according to plan, you can cheat money for a period of time, and sooner or later, the Skynet will be restored without leakage, and the sky will be bright and clear. If you don’t believe me, look up at the sky and bypass sei. "
Daiyu sneered and said, "What kind of nonsense are you talking about?" She waved her hand to put him away, and went to the side to meditate and cultivate herself.
Yao Sanlang finished reading the stack of papers that 'in name is a memorial but is actually a novel' and raised his head: "Huh?" What's the situation?
Mr. Mu meditated with his eyes closed, and without opening them, he gave instructions like this: "Send the letter to the bodyguard bureau in the city, and let them send it to Mr. Zhuo quickly. The seal is at the heart, and let the boy do the work."
Yao Sanlang happily ran there himself.
Stay here that day, make up homework, make up homework.
During this period, Yao Sanlang received a letter from the senior brother, which said: Junior brother Yunqi, what you thought was very appropriate, it just so happens that your merits have been allocated to others, and now take the opportunity to save some for future expenses.Ling, the heavenly court's approval for the memorial you submitted has arrived, and there is no need to forward it to you because it is nothing important.
Yao Sanlang: (艸｀) Eldest brother praised me for being good!God, so happy, this is the happiest day of my life!
The next day I got up and dressed, and planned to finish my breakfast and continue on my way to Panyang Lake and Yangcheng Lake.
The servant reported the case at breakfast time: "My lord, did you guess that Uncle Yin brought Grandma Yin here when the gate of the city was just opened? It is said that Grandma Yin got sick from fright and came to the city to ask a good doctor for consultation. In the inn, I made a name for you, son, and made the old man worthless. The innkeeper hid back in the house, saying that he was sick."
When Mr. Mu walked out of the house, he saw the door next door was open, and it was Yin Hu inside.
Grandma Yin is really charming and beautiful, but she is sick and haggard.
Mr. Mu felt that it was a pity that the little beauty with such a sign had experienced such a thing, so he quietly threw a spell to calm the soul and purify the heart, and then went back to the house.Wait for a while to rest, digest and digest breakfast, and then set off on the road.
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The place where the letter was sent was not far from the capital, Mr. Zhuo received the letter the next morning, and then took the letter to the Mausoleum of the Supreme Emperor.
The emperor is still there for funeral and vigil. The mausoleum is not only the underground part, there is also a house built on the ground, which is the same as the imperial palace, for the soul of the emperor to enjoy. This is called serving the dead as a servant.
In fact, they are all tricks to fool the porcelain hammer.
The emperor opened the envelope and was so moved that he was about to cry: "It's nice to have a younger sister. She knows that Ajaan is not in the capital, and no one will write stories for me. She writes travel notes for me." I also think Going out to play/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ But the emperor's tour is always a waste of money, I know, I have to stay honest.
"Good poetry! Chrysanthemum, it's time to eat crabs! Come from the east and quietly get some crabs into the palace."
Zhuo Donglai had no choice but to suggest: "You come out to eat. The crabs should be eaten while they are hot, the taste cannot be hidden in the palace." The historian always followed you.
The emperor thought for a while: "I like all kinds of meat, but the empress likes crabs, but it's a pity that Shouxiao can't eat them...I'll find a way to take her out of the palace."
Zhuo Donglai: I am under a lot of pressure.
Then continue to read the book: "(⊙o⊙) ah! What a miraculous old way! Are there so many folk strange people and strange things?"
"Snake demon! Millennium snake demon! Is this a travelogue? This is a made up story, where did she meet so many gods and monsters?"
The emperor held these manuscripts and read them carefully, a little puzzled: "Is this a made-up story or a real thing? It looks too shocking. Is there really such a rampant demon under the bright and bright universe, who is doing evil in the name of falsehood?" ?”
Zhuo Donglai took it and flipped through it quickly: "There have always been incidents of robbing women from good families and forcing them into prostitution, but this is the first time I've seen the incident of people turning into demons."
He paused, and sorted out his thoughts: "A few years ago, the good method used by the Jianghu was to steal it directly, and the name was Wutongshen. Later, the favorite method was to inject the woman with ecstasy, and then pretend to be a doctor to go to the hospital. The family said it was a sudden death from disease, and if the corpse could not be buried, it had to be buried immediately, and then the front foot buried the person and the back foot dug the person out."
The emperor looked at him with a questioning look: "Donglai, you know the details."
Zhuo Donglai said indifferently: "When my people encounter such a gang, they all wipe it out immediately. At first, they didn't care. Ze Lan thought that this kind of people should be killed, and lobbied others to help report the news.
Everyone earns their lives outside to support their families. Everyone has a wife and children, and they all think their wives and daughters are very beautiful, and they don't have much time to watch at home.Such a guy is the public enemy.Hong Tao is a girl who was rescued a few years ago and was sent home. Her family said that she had been ruined and her reputation was ruined. Don't.I brought her back, taught her martial arts, and kept her as a maid for Zelan. "
The emperor slapped the table: "It's unreasonable. In order to live with the people, I don't choose the beauty of the world when I have one wife. How dare a few robbers do such an unreasonable thing! Just follow what Daiyu said, and tell the story to all the states." City, let the people not be so ignorant."
Then the two began to think together, the princess's leaving the palace must not be known to others, and the memorabilia brought out by the court for discussion must not be without a source.
Zhuo Donglai: "Erlang, do me a favor, can you give Zelan this good reputation?"
Emperor: "Very good, so Daiyu won't be angry."
The author has something to say: I didn't expect the money to be buried by Lao Dao himself...or did you think it was too lazy to tell me?
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Pfft, I found that I wrote that Yin Hu has become Duan Hu, you didn't notice it, did you?I only found out when I was about to post it, hahahaha it was so funny.These two words are really close. _(:з」∠)_Arnold, Mina-san is not serious about reading!