novelraw Chapter 168 Fly+Punishment
Chapter 168 Fly+Punishment
"Duan is not strict in managing the family, and let the thieves sneak into the village and attack Mr. Mu at night. This is Duan's fault." Uncle Duan calmed down and apologized to him. He just thought that this guy might know the whereabouts of the lady. , forgot to apologize.
Daiyu said indifferently: "Well, there is another dead person in the house, they may have their eyes on your house, so check this one carefully."
Uncle Duan remembered his wife's mysterious disappearance, and nodded with a wry smile: "Thank you, Mr. Mu, for your forgiveness."
He took out the dagger from his waist and said to the two young masters, "I offended you."
Yao Sanlang said: "Please go ahead."
Uncle Duan looked at Mr. Mu, who was obviously more capable, and got Mr. Mu to nod (in fact, Daiyu didn't know what he meant), and then pulled out the dagger, and broke the man's tendons with two blows.
Daiyu was sleepy at first, half-closed her eyes, looked at the blood on the wrists of the man in black who picked twice, and said, "Is this picking and breaking the tendons of his hands? So fast."
The godmother never demonstrated it to me, and told me that it would be fine to just hack it to death, the godmother is so rude.
Uncle Duan nodded, and glanced at the young master's white and delicate hands: "Mr. Mu, let the servants do such dirty things. You don't need to dirty your hands." , with that ostentatious demeanor again, he looks like a fledgling young man who was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child.
I didn't expect the attack to be so ruthless. The knife wound on this man's leg was so deep that it was about to cut open the bone. Obviously, he never hesitated to strike, and the knife was slashed diagonally in one go. Mr. Mu seems to be fine now, and he is still a little sleepy...
Yao Sanlang said calmly: "Picking Tesuji is very technical, and there is a simple and easy alternative."
Daiyu raised her eyebrows slightly: "What is it?"
The two said together: "Cut hands." Then they laughed foolishly, a little bit awkwardly forced to laugh.
The son's servant who rushed over, the servants of the Yin family, and the servants did not dare to say anything, but watched silently from the side.
Daiyu didn't like being so rough, and said to herself: It's feasible to cut off the hand directly, but it will definitely let others see that I don't know how to pick people's hands... Forget it, that kind of embarrassing thing is for Yao Sanlang to do.
Thinking of this, I was relieved, yawned again, and commanded contentedly: "Change me to another room. It's not yet dawn, so don't rush to get up. You two (referring to your own servant), there is a scent in the room." , you hold your breath, go in and open the window for fresh air, and take care of the hearts."
The servants responded: "Yes, son."
He took out a handkerchief from his arms, covered his face, held his breath and rushed in to open the window.
Yao Sanlang was very hospitable: "You can live in my room, the guest room belongs to us is the best room."
Uncle Yin was stunned for a moment, and didn't know what to ask: "Housekeeper, go prepare the house for the young master. Mr. Mu, you are so skillful! Duan admires you." He handed this person who would never escape after 'finishing' to himself. The servants of the family are carrying it aside.Lie on the edge of the door and sniffed it, smelled the wonderful aroma, and suddenly felt dizzy.Looking at her eyes, I can't help being surprised, no matter what kind of old Jianghu he is, he can't guard against being put on the incense while sleeping, what can he do if he is asleep?
Two servants came out with a bamboo tube: "My lord, this is the misty incense. It was still burning just now, but it was extinguished with tea."
Daiyu took it over and looked at it. The bamboo tube was dripping with water. She thought it was rough and didn't smell as good as Master's.Said lazily: "Small tricks, nothing worth mentioning. Excuse me, see you tomorrow morning."
She turned around and entered Yao Sanlang's room, only these three suites faced the sun, which was the best room in the guest room, and an old Taoist lived in one of them.We are all 'boys', we should pay attention to what we should pay attention to, so there is no need to have any taboos.
Uncle Duan caught the bamboo pipe she threw over, a little confused: "This..."
Yao Sanlang explained very happily: "Xuanyu has always liked to sleep, and has the energy to wake up." My God, I have the opportunity to explain the whole story to her!What an honor I am to be able to explain who she is!
Uncle Duan sighed: "I think he looks like a fledgling, but unexpectedly his methods are so clever, Duan is disrespectful."
Yao Sanlang smiled: "The elders in the family are willing to let us out only if we have completed our studies. Otherwise, how could we be willing to let us go out, right? Brother Duan wants to interrogate this person? Who is this?"
Uncle Duan patted Yao Sanlang on his shoulder: "I don't think you are very sleepy, let's go to the front for a drink. Don't talk here, it will affect Mr. Mu's sleep."
"As it should be!"
On the way, Uncle Duan found an excuse to leave for a while, went back to his room to get the incense, put it in the old-fashioned window paper, and lit the incense.He snorted angrily: It doesn't matter if you are true or not, just keep you first.
Going to the front, the hall was changed into a mourning hall with white cloth and hemp sails. Uncle Duan was a little embarrassed: "Mr. Yao, do you mind?"
Yao Sanlang laughed: "I have lived in the grave for three months, so what is drinking in the mourning hall?"
"Okay, it's refreshing. Set out the wine, wake up the cook, and quickly prepare some appetizers. Bring the wound medicine."
Uncle Duan applied medicine to the wound of the injured man in black, and gradually felt that something was wrong, pinched the man in black's ugly face, and slapped him both left and right: "Why don't you talk? Playing dead with grandpa is no good! Have fun! Don't be silly!"
The man in black popped out his four front teeth, made a sound similar to a pig snort, and took a deep breath: "Ugh, cough cough cough cough cough cough, bitch thief, that little bitch trampled me to death .”
Yao Sanlang was surprised, huh?Can you tell that Daiyu is a girl?She is so handsome and hearty, with such a generous demeanor, that she can be seen as a girl?Great,,, right?Damn it, you broke into a girl's room late at night, you must not hold your fart well!
Uncle Yin frowned slightly, he knew that one thing is worse than one thing less, people come to help him, no matter it is because he is curious about what the snake monster looks like, or if he really has the ability to see that he has no evil spirit, after all, he will benefit. Grandma's grievances have been cleared, and the two young masters are benefactors.As for whether Mr. Mu is a man or a woman, the second thing is that he was born beautiful, male and female are indisputable, since he claims to be a man, he is a man, so there is no need to make extra troubles.
As soon as he raised his hand, he slapped four more times: "Can you understand people's language? Answer what the uncle asks."
The ugly ghost in black had a ferocious face, and he didn't know whether it was really cruel or painful, so he spat and said, "Give grandpa a good time."
Uncle Yin stood up angrily, looked left and right, he was a decent person after retiring to the world, and there were no instruments of torture in the house.Suddenly, he saw Mr. Yao touching the dates from his sleeve to eat one by one. There was wine on the table next to him, and there was fried yellow vegetables in a hurry. He was serving the dates with the wine.It's really leisurely and contented, it's really beautiful.
He fumbled over a long stool, bent down and grabbed the fat on the man's thigh, and put it under the stool, then sat down on the crooked stool and pressed down hard.
A rough and ugly cry that was worse than killing a pig resounded through the sky-it's hard to believe that a wounded person can make such a cry.
In contrast to it, the exclamation of men and daughters-in-law came from houses everywhere.
Damn, Silver is scared to death!
Daiyu was not woken up, she took out the paper talisman prepared earlier and put it on the door, which can isolate the sound and prevent people from breaking in. _(:з」∠)_Baby is really sleepy, being a mortal is hard work, I want to become a fairy, I want to go back to the mountains.
Yao Sanlang stood up in fright: "Brother Duan, wait a minute, don't execute the torture tonight!"
Uncle Duan himself was shocked, his ears were buzzing, and he stood up: "Yes, yes. This grandson can really yell. Forget it, let's have a drink first, and we'll interrogate him tomorrow morning."
Yao Sanlang stroked his chin: "Wait a while, I'll go and see her."
Uncle Duan was very embarrassed: "Please, please. If I wake up Mr. Mu again, it will be my fault." It can be seen that he is the leader of the two of you, and you are more like a follower.Is it because his family is more powerful than yours, and you are a vassal?
Yao Sanlang took a look, there was a talisman on the door, he came back to drink with peace of mind.
After eating and drinking like this that night, Yao Sanlang spoke out what he had discussed with Daiyu.
Uncle Duan also talked about his family background: his name is Duan Hu, he was a hunter when he was a child, and later his father was killed. He went out to seek revenge, and gradually made a name for himself. Been in a nursing home.
Later, he avenged his father, rescued a girl in distress and her father when his heart was empty and lonely, and then got a fiancée, took his daughter-in-law and father-in-law to hide in the countryside, and with the money given by his father-in-law and the money he had saved over the years, he bought He left the manor to serve his mother.
Three years ago, the fiancée finally grew up to marry and became a daughter-in-law.
Yao Sanlang raised his head to look at the bright moon, feeling rather sad: "Isn't it hard to wait for my daughter-in-law to grow up?" The days are so long, when will Daiyu grow up to be sixteen or seventeen... wait a minute, I remember God The regulations seem to stipulate the age of marriage for men and women...
It seems... the banshee has to be five hundred years old before she can take shape before she can marry a fairy?Female ghosts have to cultivate to be immortals before they can get married.What about mortals who have just started cultivating immortals?What kind of standard is that, it seems to be waiting for ten years, right?Woooooooo I can't live anymore!
Duan Hu looked calm: "It's good. My father-in-law taught me how to do business. Although I didn't learn much, it's much better than when I was young and only knew how to do business."
The daughter-in-law was so small at that time... She was so busy feeding Pangpang that she grew taller. Every time I looked at it at a distance of one meter, I could only see the top of her head-I felt that she hadn't grown taller all the year round.I have been worrying, why doesn't she grow taller?
Yao Sanlang gave himself a thunderbolt just now, and now he turned his head silently, not wanting to talk to him anymore, you are so annoying, you really can't speak.
Am I the only one who waited so hard for my fiancée to grow up?
What's even more frightening is that according to the mortal world, it seems that he will be able to marry her in a few years, but according to the rules of the fairy world... it seems that he will have to wait decades.
Words are long, no words are short.
In the early morning of the next day, Hongtao woke up first, and was surprised to find that the young master was not in the house, and the window was open. Even though she was covered with a quilt, she was still a bit cold.
He walked to the door suspiciously, and the servant who had been guarding the door all night stood up: "Sister Hongtao, you're finally awake."
He told the whole thing in detail, and Heart was shocked.
Daiyu also woke up, she woke up neither early nor late, it was about the time when chickens danced, and she went to the door and pulled out the spell: "Hearts."
Hong Tao was waiting outside the door: "My lord, are you awake?"
"Well, come in." He asked Hongtao to come in and wait for her to dress and comb her hair.It's not that Daiyu can't, and Mr. Mu Xuanyu's personality is a pampered young master, so we must insist that the personality cannot be changed.
Hongtao lowered her head, her beautiful face was a bit depressed, she closed the door with her backhand, and knelt down softly: "Madam and master asked me to serve the good son, Hongtao is really useless...ashamed of the princess." It's too embarrassing. , if you didn't have the magic tricks yesterday, I would have been killed, hey!Before I went out, I thought I would have a chance to use my means, but now it seems that I am a good-for-nothing.
"Get up, I don't blame you." Daiyu asked lightly, "What's going on outside?"
╭(╯^╰)╮, how many years did the godmother sum up the experience, if you smell Mixiang more, you won’t be fascinated by Mixiang, of course you don’t know, the godmother only told me.I guess Mr. Zhuo knows too, but he won't tell you either.
"My lord, you killed one person last night and wounded another." Hongtao brushed her hair and replied in a low voice: "Young master Yao and uncle drank all night in the mourning hall, it is said that neither of them was drunk. The old Taoist priest is still in the house, and now I don’t know what’s going on, and the funeral is closed, and all the monks and Taoist priests who were invited to chant scriptures and mantras have been sent away. Oh, the thief who was chopped up is now placed in the In the mourning hall, I heard that there was a criminal interrogation last night, and the screams were too miserable, so I stopped for fear of affecting my son's sleep."
Daiyu nodded slightly: "Yeah." Not bad, this is respect for my strong ability and good sword skills, right?
Hongtao reported again: "Young Master, we just brought two sets of clothes for a change of clothes. If you plan to stay for two more days, you should ask someone to go to the city to pick up your luggage early. It's a bit cloudy today, and I'm afraid the clothes won't be able to dry."
Daiyu thought for a while: "I can't say for sure, I will decide tomorrow." She changed into another set of white clothes, a little impatient: "Why are they all white? There is no straight skirt with color? Now in the filial piety period It's okay to dress, but it's too troublesome to be pure white every day when you're filial piety."
Hongtao said: "This... is said to be a good gentleman in white clothes in troubled times. You have to wear white to show your full dignity."
"Why?"
Hongtao smiled and said: "Young Master, I don't know that this white dress has to be washed once it is worn, starched after washing, dried in the shade after starched, and ironed after drying in the shade.
This material is expensive, so it can only be dried in the shade, and the women who wash the clothes must not have calluses on their hands, otherwise the embroidery will be scratched.Who can bear such troubles when they are away from home?You have to have a big family and a big business, develop a habit, and come out with an old lady who specializes in laundry, so that you can prepare everything.People in the Jianghu are not so particular. No matter how good the martial arts are, the clothes still need to be washed when they are dirty, and they have to be maintained after washing.Businessmen who travel far and wide must be more frugal, and will never be so extravagant.Wearing a straight white silk gown is tantamount to proclaiming to the world that your son's family has a great career, and your son has developed a habit since he was a child, and he cares about life. "
Daiyu was silent for a moment, then sighed, "Okay."
Hongtao said: "Madam likes to wear brown and navy blue when she goes out, so that she doesn't have to wash her clothes. You can wash them when you go home."
The expression on Daiyu's face was not very good-looking, thinking of how many times she wanted to hug the travel-worn Wen Zelan...QWQ, I really didn't expect her...Forget it, forget it!
After tidying up, Daiyu stood at the window with her arms outstretched, and Hongtao knelt on one knee, fastening the scabbard on her belt.
At the gate, there are servants from the Yin family village waiting respectfully, leading Mr. Mu to the front.From a distance, there was a smell of alcohol and blood, and a few wine jars were thrown on the ground, and two half-drunk people hooked their shoulders together: "Oh my god, my sister thought, why are you so good at drinking?" Woolen cloth!"
Yao Sanlang didn't know where the accent came from: "Hey! This is nonsense! I... 咻咻" He sniffled, looked in Daiyu's direction, and happily ran over with a big golden-haired smile: "Are you up? Did you sleep well?"
Uncle Yin's hands were empty, and only then did he realize that he saw that handsome and handsome Mu Gongzi, wearing brand new and clean white clothes, walking towards him under the morning glow.Duan Hu stood up: "Master Mu, good morning."
Daiyu looked at the wine jar on the ground, and glanced at Yao Sanlang: "Brother Duan, good morning."
"Have breakfast?" Duan Hu asked: "Mr. Mu, can you bear the screams during the torture?" Seeing that you can't even pick the tendons, I guess you have never seen the torture, so white and tender, with neat marks, I'm afraid I'll be freaked out.
Daiyu has never heard of 'screams during torture' at all, but she is very confident in herself, and smiled calmly: "If this person is interrogated, I would really like to hear it and see what he can say .”
Duan Hu hiccupped, patted his chubby stomach after drinking, and ordered: "Set the meal." He ordered some.
The servants hurriedly cleared away the wine jars, cleaned up the leftovers on the table, and first took a box of dried fruits and a large plate of seasonal fruits nearby.
Daiyu saw the man in black lying on his back on the ground, his life and death seemed unknown, there was a pool of blood on the ground, and many flies and ants surrounded him.She was a little worried: "Sanlang, this man has attracted flies. Is he still alive?" According to the record of redressing injustices, the flies gathered in the place where the corpse was buried.
Yao Sanlang let out a sigh of relief: "It's okay, he was attracted by the smell of blood, this man was still talking just now. Brother, do you really want to watch here? Sentences are usually quite miserable."
Daiyu wrinkled her nose: "Hmph, he attacked me late at night, he deserves it no matter how miserable it is."
Yao Sanlang persuaded again: "I'm afraid that you will not be able to eat after seeing such a miserable situation."
Daiyu thought for a while: "That depends on how skilled the cooks are here."
"All right……"
The two chatted some gossips together. Before the food was served, someone brought a clay stove, a small pot, a large spoon and a knife beside it. Carbon was added to the stove, and it ignited quickly.
Yao Sanlang was a little puzzled: "Is this for fried meat? There is no such a rough way to eat it. You have to go back to the pot and add seasoning."
Daiyu felt bored, grabbed the sword on the table, and was going to try the man's life or death.
When I got closer, I felt disgusted by the buzzing flies, so I went back again.
After a while, Duan Hu changed into a set of clean clothes that did not smell of alcohol, and freshened up.The food is also ready.
There were eight meat dishes on the table, and Daiyu stopped eating after moving her chopsticks a little. The dishes here are so salty!It seems to be Duan Hu's taste, and the rice is just rice grown in his own field. It may be that it was not particularly clean and fine when husking, and it tastes a little rough.
Daiyu peeled the oranges and ate them, and asked, "Brother Duan, when will the punishment be executed?"
Duan Hu saw that the oil was almost open, got up and said, "Go now."
He took a spoonful of oil from the pot and poured it on the wound on the hand of the half-dead man in black on the ground.
There was only a loud stinging sound, not the usual stinging sound of oil splashing hot peppers or oil splashing onions and garlic, but the semi-solidified wound being washed away by the hot oil and scalded a layer of flesh...
The man in black jumped up one meter high like a fish, fell to the ground with a slap, struggled and twitched for a while, and burst out from the depths of his throat: "I'll do it! I'll do anything!"
Duan Hu held the knife in his left hand, feeling a little regretful: "Hey, he was recruited so easily, but he is really not a good man. Have you ever heard of a donkey being called alive? While pouring boiling hot oil on the donkey, layer by layer Scrape down the meat. The meat is so scraped that the bones can be seen, and the donkey is still alive. I saw this dish before, and I couldn’t bear to eat it. The donkey’s guilt is not so bad, but it is very suitable for you to use.”
Daiyu's face turned pale, and she said in a low voice: "No wonder the godmother said that she is also good at using torture, and she also said that the eighteen floors of hell are built according to the kitchen."
Yao Sanlang silently calculated: "The mountain of knives is for cutting meat, the sea of fire is for barbecue, the iceberg is for ice bowls, boiling soup...Huh? Really! Could it be said that the king of hell is very good at cooking? The setting of this hell is almost like a kitchen. , but I don’t know whether to flatten the little ghosts three times before frying them, or to put the two little ghosts together in the frying pan.”
The man in black was pale, his eyes were straight, and he said in a flash: "We are the apprentices of the old Taoist priest! He passed by your house and saw that Grandma Yin was beautiful, so he bought a snake skin and asked us to take advantage of it late at night. Steal her out of a coma!
He made the button in advance, told you that there was a goblin, and then taught you to bury the snake skin, so you wouldn't dare to recognize Grandma Yin even if you saw her face to face!It was the same yesterday, he secretly hated Mr. Mu for breaking his good deed, seeing that she was a girl, and asking the two of us to steal someone.Unexpectedly, the geese all day long were pecked by the geese.My buddy is dead, I've told you everything I know, Mr. Duan, please go around me to your heart's content. "
Yao Sanlang secretly hooked Gou Daiyu's cuff, feeling a little happy: "I guessed it right."
Daiyu rejoiced slightly: "That's great, I saved someone!" I hope his wife is okay, if something happens...at least kill these monsters, so that they don't hurt others again, it's considered a merit.But this "Shang Xing" is so disgusting, thanks to the fact that I didn't eat much,,, there are kung pao chicken and crispy meat on the table, all of which are fried meat!I don't want to see these two dishes for a month!
Duan Hu asked again about the whereabouts of his daughter-in-law. After listening to a place, he tied the unconscious old Taoist priest with him and went to bring his daughter-in-law back!
Not long after going there, he came back with a woman in his arms, and sent the woman wrapped in the cloak to the inner room to be resettled. Duan Hu came out and hacked the man in black to death, and then chopped the old man into pieces.
Daiyu shouted: "Brother Duan wait a minute! I have something to ask him!"
The story about the snake demon is false, so you know that there is money in the graveyard, what happened?
Duan Hu's face was ferocious, he looked like he was going crazy, he gritted his teeth and said, "Master Mu, please. I will kill him after I finish asking."
Daiyu nodded calmly: "It's natural!"
The author has something to say: the rhythm of Jianghu affairs is not easy to grasp.This chapter is very tiring to write, but I remember that there seems to be a habit, as long as it is a chapter that I write very tired, it must be wonderful.