novelraw Chapter 157 Hell + Surprise
Chapter 157 Hell + Surprise
Daiyu was silent for a moment, then asked: "Yao Sanlang, tell me, where in the sky and on earth do you have no enemies?"
Yao Sanlang smiled embarrassingly, and scratched his head: "Well, I have no enemies in Tianting or Xitian Daleiyin Temple...."
Daiyu looked at him suspiciously, and said something so vague that it sounded suspicious, but she couldn't say much, so she sighed: "What do you want Mengpo soup for? Is that delicious?"
Yao Sanlang laughed, a little embarrassed, and ate a piece of pork head meat: "I really drank it, it's quite funny..." He shook the floating dust, and collected the soul of the Supreme Emperor who was looking around very curiously.Touching his face, he casually talked about his past anecdotes: "Senior brother Huangfu studies herbal medicine intensively, and wants to study the effect and antidote of Meng Po Decoction."
Daiyu picked up a piece of sauced elbow, biting it worriedly, listening to his jokes.
Yao Sanlang said: "Senior brother Huangfu has researched the antidote, but he didn't know if it would work, so he tricked me into taking a sip to test the medicine for him. At that time, I was also naive, ignorant and ignorant."
Daiyu burst into a smile: "Poof~"
Yao Sanlang covered his heart and frowned: "What are you laughing at, sister, I was very cute when I was young."
Daiyu: "Hahaha~ I believe in you, you are cute now."
Yao Sanlang blushed silently: "Hey." Scratching his head: "I just drank it. I don't know what taste it tastes in my mouth, but after I swallowed it... I forgot all the past and the past, so I just looked at the contents of the cup. I was very curious about the taste, so I took another sip, and I forgot after drinking it, and I was curious about the taste when I saw the water in the quilt, so I took another sip."
Daiyu laughed and dropped her chopsticks: "Hahahahaha, how much did you drink in total?"
Yao Sanlang smacked his lips: "I stole a pot of soup and drank more than half of it. I didn't finish it until Senior Brother stopped me. When I woke up, Senior Brother Huangfu laughed like you."
He bent down to pick up the chopsticks and saw Daiyu's little feet wearing embroidered shoes next to him. He remembered that in a book, the hero pinched the heroine's feet, which triggered a series of life and death. (□□)
I can't do something like that!Obediently picked up the chopsticks, and said softly: "The chopsticks are dirty, you can use mine."
Daiyu said: "Don't eat it, eat it when you come back. You send his soul to reincarnate, this is a serious matter. How to do this?"
Yao Sanlang tilted his head and looked at her, showing a expectant smile: "You can wear the standard apricot yellow Taoist robe, silk sash, jade pendant, and jade hairpin of Wuzhuang Temple."
Daiyu nodded, then looked at him without moving.
Yao Sanlang waited for her, holding his face and blinking his eyes. After waiting for a while, he said, "Oh, let me go out for a while?" Suddenly he realized that he went out.
Daiyu blushed and went back to the bedroom to change her clothes and comb her hair again. Now that she has practiced to understand the value of these things, they are all magic weapons. It can be seen that this is the master's backing.
For the past two months, she has been wearing the clothes she brought with her. She didn't find these hidden runes until she touched the Taoist robe.
Yao Sanlang fished from his sleeve, and took out a few peaches, persimmons and a small bamboo basket: "Sister, go to Meng Po and tell him that Yao Yunqi regrets his youthful and foolish behavior, and apologize to her, okay? "
Daiyu sighed helplessly: "No, I can't say an apology for others. You write an apology letter and I'll send it to her."
Yao Sanlang walked to the table and wrote the letter silently, saying while writing: "If she tells you bad things about me, don't believe her."
Daiyu snorted, with a half-smile: "Your heroic deeds in the past, no matter how much she told me, they would have already filled my ears."
Yao Sanlang sighed: "Sister, it's not my fault. If I met you earlier, what's the point of messing around? It's interesting to play chess and chat with you."
Daiyu caressed her cheeks, her face was slightly hot: "How long will it take to go back and forth, won't anyone find out?"
Yao Sanlang said: "Open the gate of the underworld here and jump directly. The time in the underworld is ten times slower than that on the ground. Two or three hours is enough to finish the work and come back the same way." He put down his pen, blew on the flower paper, and folded it. Handed it to Daiyu, and said embarrassingly: "Don't look at it."
Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled, thinking, do I still need to look?Don't I know your style of writing, your style of speaking, your favorite words?I know about you too, but I'm still shy.whee.
Yao Sanlang took Fuchen and the fruit basket in his hand, said: "I'm going to change, be careful."
Daiyu took a step back, unafraid: "Hmph, can you scare me?" To be honest, I have experienced so many things now, and I don't think anything can scare me.
"Perhaps." Yao Sanlang touched his face, a whirlwind blew through the room, and a yellow scarf wrestler appeared, with a face like ruby and a beard like soap velvet.It seems to have a stature of one foot, and a thousand catties of strength vertically and horizontally.On the side of the yellow scarf, the golden ring is shining with sunlight; in the middle of the embroidered jacket, the iron armor and frost are spreading the shadow of the moon.
Daiyu looked up at him, her big beard was really ugly, but such a big yellow-turban wrestler was holding a floating dust that seemed to be as thick as chopsticks in his left hand, holding a small basket with the thumb and middle finger of his right hand, and A few fingers raised the orchid finger.She said: "You become smaller."
Yao Sanlang shook his head stubbornly: "No, yellow scarf wrestlers are all of this size, and they won't look like they are too small. If you think I'm too tall... I'll carry you on my back."
Daiyu said, "No need. Do you need to bring a light when you go down? Is it dark?"
Yao Sanlang squatted down to talk to her, his voice became mature, rough and slightly hoarse: "It's not black. Don't worry, as long as you avoid Po Meng's eyeliner and go to the Hall of Yama, I will talk to your majesty. Oh, after this happens, I have to call you master. How about master?"
Daiyu nodded: "Be good, don't cause trouble for me."
Yao Sanlang replied with a gruff smile, "Yes, master."
Daiyu took out the knife from her sleeve, silently recited the incantation to open the gate of ghosts, spit out the real qi in her mouth, and chopped down with the knife.
It did not split on the thick and soft Persian carpet on the ground, but directly split a black hole on the ground.
Daiyu took a step forward enthusiastically, and jumped down with a whimper, only feeling her body lighten for a moment, her eyes darkened for a moment, and then she landed firmly on the ground.It wasn't pitch black, but it wasn't bright either. There was no sun or moon in the sky, and there was a kind of foggy gray light shining around.Daiyu looked down at her hands and feet, the apricot-yellow halo glowed on the taoist robe, protecting her whole body.
Yao Sanlang landed beside her and said happily, "Master, I'm here." It's so interesting.
Daiyu nodded, and looked forward to see that there was an iron plate on the city, with three large characters on it, which read "Netherworld".She pretended that she was really the master, and said proudly and slowly: "Lishi, lead the way."
Yao Sanlang happily led the way, looking around for no ghosts: "Let's go to Po Meng first, or to King Yama first?"
Daiyu thought for a while: "Go see Po Meng first."
Yao Sanlang seemed to be very familiar with this place, and led her along the Sanchuan River for a while, and saw a large area of bright red flowers on both sides of the road, red like blood, with a strange fragrance.He whispered: "This is the other shore flower, which is very poisonous."
Just as Daiyu was about to get closer to enjoy the beautiful scenery like red waves, she took her feet back and continued to walk forward.
The Sanchuan River is very clear, like a stream in a mountain stream. The ghost world is more empty than she expected. She only saw the ghosts walking slowly, but did not see the rows and rows of ghosts in the legend. , nor heard the howling of ghosts.
Am I in a false underworld?
She thought suspiciously, continued to walk forward, and walked for a while, and saw a kind-hearted old woman on the bridge, handing bowls of soup to the air, and then the bowls floated and tilted...
Daiyu suddenly realized, ah, I forgot to open the sky eye that can see ghosts, no wonder I can't see them!Without hesitation, he pinched the sword between his eyebrows and looked around, w(Д)w is so scary!Mom... I want to go home!They died so badly!
She walked forward cautiously, looked down at her feet and dared not look at other places. She just wanted to close her eyes and not see these things, but felt that if she knew that these things were by her side but couldn't see them, it would be even more terrifying.Fortunately, the golden light of the body guard can block the ghosts within a radius of three feet, clearing a clean space.
The ghost messenger shouted from behind: "The Taoist in front, please hurry up, these people are rushing to reincarnate."
Daiyu didn't dare to look back, for fear of seeing the ghost holding her intestines, holding her head, and holding her foot as a crutch, so she quickened her pace and walked up to Granny Meng, hesitated for a moment, "Is your Excellency Granny Meng?"
Granny Meng's face was gloomy at that time, and she gave the yellow scarf warrior behind her a vicious glance, and then turned her eyes to this beautiful little Taoist priest: "You are Yao Yunqi's junior sister, what do you want me, an old woman?" Throwing the spoon into the pot with a cold face, the spoon flew up by itself to fill the soup spoon by spoon.
Daiyu was not afraid, the ghosts behind were much scarier than this old lady, she knew Granny Meng's anger had a reason, she was not depressed, said: "Brother Yunqi asked Xiaodao to come, apologize for him, and send you some thing."
Po Meng said with a cold face: "Bring it. Hmph."
Daiyu turned her head and said, "Lishi, bring it here."
Yao Sanlang seriously played the role of a silent and driven yellow scarf warrior, and handed over the basket.
Granny Meng gave him a disgusted look, and pointed to the ground: "Put it down, get out of here."
Yao Sanlang curled his lips secretly under the cover of his big beard, and obediently walked away, but he didn't go too far.
Daiyu said: "The words have been brought, Xiaodao"
Granny Meng interrupted her: "Don't worry, Granny has something to ask you. Yao Yunqi, that bad guy who dug up the graves and kicked the widow's door, has sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet, has he learned it now? He has changed his mind and started a new life?"
Yao Sanlang is so angry: I dug your grave?I kicked your door?
Daiyu was also a little angry: "He's not that bad."
Granny Meng looked at her with the expression of watching an innocent girl being tricked into a ghost ship by bad guys, and sighed faintly: "Grandma has a piece of advice for you, you must observe Yao Yunqi carefully, don't approach Yao Yunqi easily, and don't believe his words .”
Daiyu sneered and said: "Anyway, Yao Sanlang is also a son of a famous family, even if he is naughty, how bad can he be? According to my opinion, he is not as bad as you said, maybe he knows people, knows his face but doesn't know his heart, but the precepts of Wuzhuang Temple Strictly."
Yao Sanlang just came over to fight her, and he stopped in satisfaction after hearing this.
Granny Meng raised her eyebrows slightly, sighed, and shook her head: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, people have their own destiny and you can't force it. Let me ask you, is that yellow scarf warrior your servant?"
Daiyu: "Yes, what happened to him?"
Granny Meng glanced at him, and smiled softly: "He is a good servant, he seems to be loyal."
The yellow turban wrestler asked sullenly: "Master, our time is running out."
Meng Po smiled cryptically: "He...how long has he been with you?"
Daiyu was a little impatient, and was afraid of rumors from outsiders that there was a Yao Yunqi in the Wuzhuang Temple who was doing harm to people everywhere, and there was also a little Taoist priest who was impatient and uneducated, so that would be bad.Hold back your emotions: "It's been more than a year. So what?"
Meng Po asked the Yellow Turban Lishi again: "How is your master?"
The yellow turban wrestler suppressed his emotions again and again, so as not to bring out a bit of nympho: "Master is very good."
Granny Meng snickered a few times: "How good is she? You are a yellow scarf fighter, and to put it bluntly, you are just a slave who comes and goes when you are called. Do you know what is good or bad?"
Yao Sanlang could pretend to be stupid, and slowly said each sentence: "She is good, you are not, I know."
Meng Po sneered a few times: "You are a loyal slave."
Yao Sanlang said in his heart: Although I am not a slave, there is nothing false about my loyalty!
Daiyu became more and more impatient: "Grandma Meng, Xiaodao has something important to do, so I can't stay long. If you want to chat, let the yellow scarf warrior stay with you."
The yellow turban wrestler said: "Master, don't!" Yao Sanlang felt a little uneasy in his heart, he didn't have a yellow turban wrestler, and he didn't know how such gods and ghosts usually talk.It would be embarrassing if the imitation was not the same.
Meng Po smiled and said: "Hahahahaha, go ahead, I, an old woman, will not delay your good time."
Daiyu slapped her head and took Yao Sanlang away, but when she turned her head, she suddenly froze: "What is that?"
In the distance is a big boulder, like a rockery, it is not scary to have a rockery, but, but there is a mirror on that wall, and Daiyu's figure is reflected in the mirror... and next to it is the figure of a yellow scarf warrior There is a little Yao Sanlang in the phantom.
Daiyu was stunned, blushed instantly, gasped and clenched her fists without daring to turn her head.
Yao Sanlang blurted out: "I'm not here!"
Granny Meng rushed over and kicked him hard on his calf. He still looked like a yellow-turban wrestler outside the mirror, and Granny Meng could only reach his calf. "Hahahahaha, look at your bad looks! Follow your master, don't be an eyesore hahahahaha!"
Yao Sanlang didn't want to leave, he showed his original form full of resentment and turned around: "You knew it was me and you scolded me like that on purpose?"
Granny Meng spread her hands: "Yeah, what's the matter? Granny treats you to soup~"
Yao San was so angry that he was about to jump his feet: "Well, why did you bring the Sansheng Stone over by the side of the Naihe Bridge? It wasn't here before!"
Granny Meng laughed so much that she almost fell into the pot, but luckily her spoon gave her a hand, and she stood firm and laughed loudly: "You caused trouble, of course it's your big brother who came to apologize for you, if you wait for you Come to your senses and come to make amends, the King of Hades has already played you eight times! This stone is also a way for your elder brother to come up with a cure for you when he heard that you pretended to be a fool and came to me and ran away with the pot. "
Daiyu moves away little by little in a subtle way.This is so stupid, it makes me embarrass myself with him, which is really annoying.Thinking that Po Meng recognized him, but she didn't explain, she pointed at Sang and scolded Huai while teasing him to call him master, oops.
After a while, Daiyu had moved a long way, and was standing in front of the stone looking in the mirror.Since it is said to be a three-life stone, why can't it reflect the past and present lives?Because I'm not a ghost?
Yao Sanlang ran over and pulled her sleeve: "Hehehe, it's okay, it's great that she didn't hold any grudges."
Daiyu threw her hands: "It seems that your senior brother has taken care of your affairs very well, so you don't have to worry about it anymore."
Yao Sanlang agreed softly: "Master~don't be angry~"
Daiyu shuddered: "Don't call me that! Don't waste time here, go quickly."
When they arrived at the gate of Yan Luo Hall, ghost soldiers naturally stepped forward and asked politely, "Where did the Taoist come from? What's your business?"
Yao Sanlang also tidied up his Taoist gown with wide sleeves, with dust on his arms, Ji Shou said: "Xiaodao accepts the entrustment of the mortal emperor to send a dead soul into reincarnation."
The ghost pass passed in, and King Yama immediately ordered: "Please come in."
The meeting was not in the front hall, but in the study room in the quiet back hall. On the wall were Wang Xizhi's Tao Te Ching, Mi Fu's poems, and several paintings by famous masters. The time was too short to take a closer look, and Daiyu was dazzled by the sight .Presumably King Yama asked the sages of calligraphers and painters to write it for him. Unfortunately, the protagonist is here, and it seems impolite to look around, otherwise it would be nice to take a few more glances.
Yao Sanlang and Yan Luowang had met before even though they were not familiar with each other.
King Yan Luo asked, "Really Yao has been conferred the title of Qingxu Tongmiao Daoist by the imperial edict of the mortal emperor. Congratulations."
"Don't you dare, it's just the Supreme Emperor's wrong love." Yao Sanlang suddenly felt a little ashamed, as if he was a little too careless about the Supreme Emperor's matter.After a few words of politeness, he took out the soul of the Supreme Emperor: "This is the Supreme Emperor of the mortal world. He died in the palace because of his lifespan. The emperor of the mortal world asked me to save him, and I sent it here specially. On the one hand, send him to be reincarnated."
Yan Luowang said slowly: "Let's not mention reincarnation for now, why did you drink Mengpo soup in advance?"
Yao Sanlang was a little ashamed: "He is too wordy."
King Yan Luo said: "Nephew, you should know that yin and yang have their own way, how can you easily reverse it? If you want to send a dead ghost into reincarnation, you need ten years of merit to open the way."
Daiyu has always been sitting beside her like a lady. Hearing this, she was very worried, my God, can brother Sanlang get ten years of merit?
Yao Sanlang is rich and powerful: "20 years of merit, send him to a good family."
King Yan Luo said to the ghost messenger: "Bring the merit book and transfer the account."
Yao Sanlang wrote the written evidence of transferring merit, and the dazed soul of the Supreme Emperor was taken to reincarnation. King Yama didn't talk nonsense with him, and said a few polite words, seeing that there was nothing else, he picked up the teacup.
Yao Sanlang didn't react.
Daiyu stood up and said, "Thank you Your Majesty, I will take my leave."
Only then did Yao Sanlang come to his senses, oh oh oh, he served tea to see off the guests, and he also took his leave and left.
Side by side, the two walked out of the Netherworld along the path, flew up to the sky outside the boundary monument archway, went out through the hole in the sky, and returned to the palace.Nothing has changed.
Outside the window, the moon is in the sky, the wine and meat on the table are still warm, and the incense burnt in the furnace to cover the aroma of the wine and meat has not yet been burned out.
Daiyu felt a little tired: "Where did you get the 20 years of merit? According to what you usually say about the past, when did you do things that have accumulated merits?"
Yao Sanlang smiled triumphantly: "Sister, do you know that punishing the evil is promoting the good? The merits of several years are just quantifiers. I have harmed, taught, and killed bad people, so naturally I have merit! , I also donated clothes and medicines to save people's lives."
Daiyu nodded in conviction, and drove him away: "You go back, I want to sleep for a while. I won't eat meat tomorrow."
Yao Sanlang was worried: "What's wrong?"
Daiyu clutched her heart and walked to the bed, sat down slowly, bowed her head and wept.
Yao Sanlang panicked: "Don't stop crying, because what the hell? Granny Meng didn't think you were bad, she just laughed at me to tease me, she definitely couldn't implicate you, she didn't even know your name. She is not a bad person, she doesn't like to spread rumors."
Daiyu covered his mouth with her hand: "It's not for this. The Supreme Emperor didn't treat me from the bottom of his heart, but when I ate meat during the filial piety period, I always felt sorry for it. I don't want to talk about it. I won't eat it for the last 47 days." gone."
I didn’t realize it just now, now that I’m back here looking at the meat on the table, remembering that the Supreme Emperor rushed in just now to say that the Empress is still in love, and he was stealing meat here, he was very sad at that time, how bleak his funeral was, and even a sincere condolence None of his people.
Yao Sanlang was very distressed: "How can you just eat porridge, cabbage and tofu? You haven't grown up yet. You need to eat more meat to grow taller."
Daiyu wept and said: "I've decided, you don't need to persuade me. There are so many people who keep filial piety in the world, some of them keep their filial piety for three years, and I don't see that he is not tall." She was referring to an ancient person.
Yao Sanlang said a few more words, then cleared the table and left.
Let me explain to you that I asked Fourth Sister Wen to cook you a meal, you must like it, it's because of my poor cooking skills.
Going back to the room and thinking about it, she became happy again: "Daiyu really values love and righteousness, okay."
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Early the next morning, Fourth Sister Wen stretched lazily, planning to ask for sick leave instead of crying. Crying for wool would be regarded as killing the father and the enemy.
A cold hand was suddenly placed on her thigh, and Fourth Sister Wen exclaimed delicately: "Wow grass, I'm scared to death!"
Zhuo Donglai was so angry that he almost forgot what he was going to say: "For the sake of the child's upbringing, no swearing is allowed! Don't go to the palace today, I have something to tell the emperor, wait until I come back."
Fourth Sister Wen rolled into his arms and smelled it, oh, she didn't come to see me until after taking a shower!I like your cleanliness.She squeezed the big bunny: "Here is a surprise for you~" Blink~
Zhuo Donglai: "Wait for me to come back."
"(ˉ▽￣～) Cut~~ It's so boring to flirt with you." She pulled out the small bamboo tube from the ditch by herself: "The secret letter from the emperor, I've been carrying it close to me for the past two days, you're finally back "It's actually not that big, and it can be clamped when squeezed, but it can't be clamped after taking off the bra, so I applied some easy-to-use glue to stick to my body.
"..."
The author has something to say: Yao Sanlang: "Yes, master."
"Master, don't."
Daiyu: I remembered a certain novel written by the elder brother...
... The little theater I wrote is not cute at all.