[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 156 January 1st

Daiyu still felt that something was wrong, so she secretly opened her eyes and saw the soul of the Supreme Emperor floating in front of her: "Ah!" She called out very briefly, pretending to be calm: "Brother, you scared me."

The emperor's face changed slightly, and he waved to Yao Sanlang: "Come on, Daiyu has never seen such a thing, she is frightened, you take her to rest for a while, and comfort her." Then he said: "The Ministry of Rites, the Department of Internal Affairs, call The kings, the kings of the counties, and the princesses enter the palace. Emperor Daxing... ah." Tomorrow the posthumous title will be determined by the court, and I don't know what the quarrel will be like.

Yao Sanlang knew that she saw something was wrong, glanced at it, and it was indeed the souls of the Supreme Emperor and the Concubine Gui floating on the bed, the Supreme Emperor looked at his son angrily, and glared at Yao Sanlang, while the Concubine Gui was in a daze.He remembered that Daiyu didn't know that the story about Xiaju's ascension was fake, so he hurriedly stepped forward and took Daiyu's hand with one hand, and put his arm around her shoulder with the other: "Come with me." He squeezed her shoulder.

Daiyu was quite frightened, and when he pinched her, she realized it in her heart.It seems that the Supreme Emperor did not really become a fairy, but someone made him "become a fairy". It seems that this person is the emperor.God, patricide!No wonder they were so strange when they talked at noon, there was something in the words, and the yin and yang were strange, it turned out that they had already launched a murderous plan.

What Daddy said is right, Li Heng, Empress Wu, Li Dan, Li Longji... I never imagined that the family affairs of the royal family would be so chaotic.I never imagined that the emperor could do such a thing. I always thought he was a gentle and kind man, diligent in governing and caring for the people, not extravagant, arrogant and indulgent, and a good man who devoted himself to loving the queen alone!

Yao Sanlang had a alchemy room in Fengsheng Palace, and he lived in it for a while, and it is still the room he used for preaching.Pull Daiyu here to sit down: "Sister, have you seen the soul of the Supreme Emperor?"

"Yes." Daiyu was still in shock, looked at him with wide eyes, her red lips slightly parted, and hesitated for a while: "You, you know?"

Yao Sanlang stroked her back lightly, poured tea for her again, and said softly: "I know, don't be afraid."

Daiyu squeezed her handkerchief, took a sip of tea, calmed down, and her voice was as low as a mosquito, and she could hear her surprise: "What's going on? Outside the palace, many people in the capital saw a piece of auspicious clouds. The Supreme Emperor has gone to heaven, why is his soul still here? Brother Sanlang, did you help him make a false appearance?"

Yao Sanlang blinked innocently: "Am I that kind of person? Conscience, I'm just mischievous, I can't do such an earth-shattering event." The instigation and the cooperation of the Supreme Emperor made him dazedly show the 'Xiaju Soaring' in Fengsheng Palace.

Daiyu: "At that time, the Supreme Emperor was still alive?"

Yao Sanlang nodded resolutely: "Live and dance."

Daiyu was speechless for a moment, and didn't have time to correct this strange wrong word, so she hurriedly asked, "Did the Supreme Emperor not find it strange?"

"Probably not." Yao Sanlang rubbed his chin, a little carelessly about the matter.

Daiyu was anxious, angry, and at a loss in her heart, she raised her hand to grab his skirt but felt embarrassed, pulled his sleeve, and asked in a low voice, "Yao Sanlang, what should I do?"

Yao Sanlang asked: "What should I do? What does this have to do with you and me? It's the Emperor's family business."

Daiyu was annoyed by his lazy attitude, and tugged at his ear and asked: "What about the soul of the Supreme Emperor! What should you do if you have received his favor! I will hurt Daoxing by pretending to ignore it! What about you, you messing with this matter?" In the matter, won't it hurt your morality!"

Yao Sanlang tilted his head to look at her: "Yes, yes, my sister is right, I plan to send the soul of the Supreme Emperor to the underworld, and go to reincarnation. After one reincarnation, I will forget about the past life."

Daiyu's anger stopped short: "Hmph, you have no enemies in the underworld, right?"

Yao Sanlang froze, his eyes flicked left and right: "Well... I don't have any enemies, I have a few ghost messengers to celebrate with me, but it's nothing, they are not needed to deal with dead ghosts entering the underworld and reincarnating."

Daiyu didn't comment on the fact that he was full of enemies all over the street, she was used to it, she stirred her handkerchief again, and said worriedly: "Get the soul of the Supreme Emperor here, let's explain to him, don't make him hate you .”

Yao Sanlang sat down with a smile, leaned on the table and handed his face in front of her: "What's the use of him hating me."

Daiyu felt that he was too close to her, so she poked his forehead and pushed back: "It's not good after all."

Yao Sanlang was pushed away, and when she withdrew her hand, he moved forward again.

Daiyu pushed him again, and he did the same thing again. Daiyu, who was coming and going, made a fuss, and slapped him: "Emperor Daxing just passed away, don't make trouble, I'm feeling really bad!"

Yao Sanlang said meanly: "He's not your real father, and you don't know him well, don't feel bad. I just got some lotus seeds, peeled and eaten for you, okay?"

Daiyu glared at him angrily: "My family was favored by the king, and he recognized me as a righteous daughter and gave me the title of honor. No matter what he did for it, this is also a kindness. Now he is united by you guys. It's okay if I don't avenge him, but now it's just a moment of discomfort, but you don't care? Yao Sanlang, you are a god with a warm face and a cold heart, but I am not." She covered her face and began to cry.

Yao Sanlang sighed: "My dear sister, don't cry, I was wrong. I just thought that although the Supreme Emperor died, it was only a physical body, his soul is immortal, and he will soon be reincarnated as a baby, a man Or a woman, (or a beast), how much difference is there between death and life? He made you a princess, and I thank him too, and he made me a real person, and I also thank him, but I have nothing to hide I told him the essentials of cultivating the Tao thoroughly, but he didn't listen, what does that have to do with me?"

Daiyu wiped her tears with a handkerchief, crying very sadly: "I always thought that the emperor and the emperor's father are kind and filial, and they are very harmonious. Why did they suddenly come to this point. Hey, I feel scared when I see the emperor now."

Yao Sanlang didn't quite understand why she was crying so sadly, but he still had to coax her: "I don't know why, it seems that the grievances are deep. How about we call the soul of the Supreme Emperor to ask?"

Daiyu was stunned, and cried even more sadly: "Bee, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What if he tells who the murderer is? What if, what if he curses you?"

Yao Sanlang said: "It's me, it's me, it's all me, what does this have to do with you, don't cry. Can a ghost curse me?"

Daiyu thought of another thing, and wanted to pull his ears, but Yao Sanlang turned his head for some reason, and her face was pinched by her, and Daiyu also pinched her hand: "You keep bluffing him, saying that a benevolent jun Mingjun can ascend to heaven He became a fairy, but he didn't become a fairy, what should we do?"

Yao Sanlang's face was pinched by her soft and fragrant hands, he was extremely happy, and the free half of his face showed an idiotic smile: "Hehehe, I didn't favor him, the rules of heaven are like this. But he is not A benevolent monarch is not a wise monarch, and I am sorry for the common people, but I am ashamed to see the sky above, is it my fault?"

Daiyu was speechless, seeing his handsome face contorted like a clown, she let go sullenly: "You are always right."

The queen and the prince came, and the little eunuchs carrying the chariot ran at the fastest speed ever. The emperor was worried that Daiyu would see something. After all, she was also a cultivator. With a few words, he instigated a favored concubine who came quickly to be at odds with the empress dowager to fight with the empress dowager, then taught the empress to arrange the situation, and left with the crying prince in her arms.

The emperor found the alchemy room where Yao Sanlang and Daiyu were, pushed the door open and entered, and just saw her pinch his face and just let go.He snorted: "The Taishang Emperor's bones are not cold, you two are here,,, how happy."

Daiyu was a little afraid of him. On the surface, an emperor who was a filial son who killed his father in private, who knows if he would pretend to be a gentle and amiable person on the surface, and suddenly kill people in private.No matter who it is, she will feel scared. She stood up and said, "Your Majesty."

The emperor skillfully hugged the heavy little crown prince, and smiled at her. His eyes were swollen from crying, and he said softly, "Brother, don't go for the sake of the emperor's immortal. You and I will be alienated." Yo, little The girl was also crying, she seemed really emotional, so good.

Daiyu shuddered: "Yes, brother."

Prince: "Wow wow wow"

Yao Sanlang immediately stood up for his beloved goddess, but he was very calm, after all, sometimes the senior brothers would accidentally kill each other when they fought with each other on the mountain, and then just find the elixir to revive him, he is really used to seeing life and death.He smiled and said, "Erlang, the soul of the Supreme Emperor is still here, what are you going to do?"

The emperor shook his son: "Leave him alone, look at why the prince was suddenly frightened and kept crying... I heard that the child's eyes are clean, did he see something?"

Yao Sanlang came over to take a look: "Yeah, I probably didn't see it clearly, I just saw two shadows, I was scared, it's okay."

He pinched the Lingguan Jue with his hands, and silently recited a few incantations, the little prince immediately stopped crying and started giggling.

The emperor held his son in his arms and breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid of what the emperor would do to the prince in order to retaliate against him.

Don't worry, I sat down and looked around: "Sanlang, I don't know what to do if you take away the soul of the Supreme Emperor, but don't let him come back to play tricks and scare me. Daiyu, are you going to guard the filial piety in the palace?" Years, or go to the Taoist temple to practice, and stay and fly with Yao Sanlang?"

Daiyu really wanted to go to the Taoist temple, not for the sake of staying and flying (bah), but because she wanted to hide from the emperor.Not knowing how to arrange himself in his heart, he glanced timidly.

The emperor looked at her gently, and said softly, "Don't be afraid. Daiyu, how much do you know?"

Daiyu shook her head: "I don't know anything?" Do you want to hear me say this answer?

The emperor asked, "Tell me the truth, what did you just see that frightened you?"

Daiyu felt that Yao Sanlang was holding her little hand, although it was disgusting to take advantage of the opportunity, but now it warmed her heart, and she breathed a sigh of relief: "I...I saw the soul of the Supreme Emperor."

The emperor nodded and smiled slightly: "You don't have to be afraid. Although Xiaju's ascension is fake, this matter has nothing to do with you. You can just stay with the queen at ease." I am not worried that you will tell this matter, even if No one dared to believe it, hehehe~

Yao Sanlang is actually a curious baby: "Your Majesty, I saw that the relationship between your father and son is quite good a few days ago, why did you suddenly do something?"

Daiyu knew some news, and said in a low voice, "I heard that it was the father who launched the attack first."

The emperor smiled lightly, beautifully, but also very coldly: "Because nothing matters, the matter has come to an end, and our father and son don't need to see each other. You take him away, and if you can, you can do it. If you send it to reincarnation, you will send it to a good family, just don’t leave troubles behind. Just tell me what you need.”

Yao Sanlang nodded, thinking that I am just curious, if you don't tell me about this, I will ask the Supreme Emperor later.He smiled and agreed: "Okay, don't worry, as long as you marry Daiyu to me, I will do everything for you."

Daiyu was ashamed: "Yao Yunqi!"

The emperor laughed, very satisfied with the answer, and rubbed his dry eyes from crying: "Very good, that's the deal."

Holding her son in one hand, she rubbed Daiyu's hair with the other: "There is no woman in the past and present who is more fortunate than you to have a god who is so devoted to you. Cherish your blessings, don't pinch his face, pinch his body, his face Leaving a red mark is not good." After speaking, he hugged his son and walked away.

Yao Sanlang stroked his chin: "Huh? It seems to be based on experience."

Daiyu blushed, embarrassed to stare at him, but just touched her face and looked away: "It's all settled, why do you have to bring it up again and again, it's embarrassing."

Yao Sanlang smiled nonchalantly: "I'm going to lure the soul of the Supreme Emperor back. Do you want to wait here to talk to him, or avoid it for a while?"

Daiyu hesitated for a moment: "I'm going to hide, you ask him why he has such trouble with the emperor."

Yao Sanlang thinks she is so cute, he really wants to go over and give her a hug...Huh?Why do you suddenly want to have physical contact?

Although I liked her at first, I just wanted to stay with her forever, eat and play together every day, and didn't think much about her body. What's going on?He was puzzled in his heart, and even the ghosts who pointed Daiyu to hide couldn't find her, so he picked up the floating dust next to him, made a curse mark, and went out.

The emperor and the empress were serious: "Real man Qingxu Tongmiao, although it is obvious to all that the emperor Daxing ascended to heaven and become an immortal, I still want to ask you to set up a grand ceremony for the emperor to show the filial piety between me and the empress."

Queen: "Woooooooooooo." Nodding.I'm so tired from crying... I can't cry at all, okay?Ben Gong couldn't hold back the laughter and was very tired!

Yao Sanlang held the floating dust and bowed solemnly: "This is a matter of the small way."

He shook off the floating dust and went back to the alchemy room with the unwilling soul of the Supreme Emperor.

The emperor breathed a sigh of relief, and waited for the ministers to discuss the etiquette system in another place. Throughout the ages, there are very few records of the emperor's funeral. What's the matter?The bigger the ceremony, the bigger it is, to show that I am a dutiful son.However, if the ceremony is big, it will cost more money. Naturally, the less you spend, the better. Last night, I saw the empress sadly put away some drawings of clothes and jewelry, just to save money.

Alas, if only I could keep the funeral simple and give her half of the money to make clothes and jewelry.

The Supreme Emperor was swept up in the floating dust, so that he could walk over safely under the sunset.

In the alchemy room, Yao Sanlang shook the floating dust: "Come out, Your Majesty!"

The Supreme Emperor was sleeping when he died, so his hair was disheveled. Now his beard and hair stand on end, his eyes are full of resentment, and he barks his teeth and claws: "Yao Yunqi! How can I be sorry for you, you helped that scoundrel harm me!"

Yao Yunqi sat down and chatted with the ghost floating in the air: "Your Majesty, don't talk nonsense, where did I harm you? How did you die?"

The Supreme Emperor said bitterly: "Duofu and Duobao, two dead eggless eunuchs, dare to smother me to death! I have treated Duobao very well, and I have given them infinite honor and favor over the years. Call Duobao Gonggong, he actually eats inside and out! Looking at that scoundrel, he must have tried every means to buy Duobao! Hateful, hateful that I have no eyes, hateful that I let such a loyal and treacherous bastard! I hate that I trusted you, a monster road!"

Yao Yunqi patted his face and smiled, and said maliciously, "Hey hey hey, no one has called me a demon for many years."

The Supreme Emperor trembled in fright, uncertain: "You...are you a decent fairy?"

Yao Yunqi squinted at Daiyu's direction. In the eyes of the Supreme Emperor, it was air. He smiled evilly and said, "It's a god, but whether it's serious or not... I don't know."

Daiyu stomped her feet angrily, when is this bastard, he still has the heart to tease me, it's really hateful.

The Taishanghuang calmed down. He was also a hero when he was young, not an idler.Although he has been an emperor for decades, he listened to people's praises and praises everywhere, but his mind became rigid when he listened to it, and he became old and confused because of some changes due to his old body and dull brain.But now that he has got rid of the shackles of his body, his hands and feet are no longer heavy, and his mind has become faster, he suddenly feels that he has regained his youth: "Yao Yunqi, what do you want to do?"

Yao Sanlang thought about it for a while, he knew only two scary people, one was senior brother, but senior senior brother used morality (big iron stick) to intimidate me, while Zhuo Donglai made people creepy just looking at it.He immediately put on a 5° smile, looked at him negatively, and said softly, "What can I do to you? I just want you to answer a question."

The Supreme Emperor saw that he had become very strange, and even felt that something was wrong. Could it be that he was a trap when the second child brought him in front of him?The Supreme Emperor sighed wearily: "Speak."

The villain in Yao Sanlang's heart rejoiced, it turned out that being scary is so useful!Why didn't I know it before!He said: "You are very powerful. You actually managed to force such a filial son like Erlang to attack you during the two months I left. What did you do?"

"His filial piety? Hehe." The Supreme Emperor said solemnly: "You don't know, you will never understand the things between our father and son. But, do you know the bottle of Hongwan? It was the Taoist recommended by him, and he brought it Giving an old man like me the medicine clearly meant to kill me, and he was the one to strike first! Everything I did was to protect myself!"

Yao Sanlang nodded and drank tea leisurely: "You know, people who die suddenly cannot enter reincarnation, they can only be lonely ghosts. There are three roads in front of you now."

The Supreme Emperor looked at him warily: "Say it."

Yao Sanlang found that he had disappeared for some reason after pretending to be gloomy, and quickly continued to pretend: "First, I will send you to reincarnation, there is a place where King Yama will judge you."

The Taishanghuang was furious: "Zhi Niang! It was promised that I will become a fairy after I die!"

Yao Sanlang rolled his eyes, and said meanly: "Master Dao is talking about Mingjun Renjun, take a pee and see for yourself, oh, you can't pee now, or Daoist piss and let you look in the mirror, you Look at yourself, except that you don’t tire of food, you don’t tire of fine meat, you only drink endless wine, and you’re the same as Mingjun and Sage, what other similarities do you have?”

Daiyu covered her face, feeling ashamed and amused at the same time.Seeing the soul of the Supreme Emperor stretching its teeth and gesticulating with its claws, it doesn't feel like this person is dead.

The Supreme Emperor: "I never imagined that you are such a god."

Yao Sanlang felt that it was not suitable for him to pretend to be evil, so he put on a hooligan appearance, crossed his legs, leaned back on the table, tilted his head, raised his eyebrows and curled his mouth: "Second, I will send you to a mountain forest Cultivation in the land of gathering spirits, if you practice hard, after decades or hundreds of years, you can become a ghost fairy, and gradually become an earth fairy, and you can get a flesh body, and everything will be fine."

The Supreme Emperor was still not very happy: "What about the third one?"

Yao Sanlang said: "The third thing is that you stay in the capital as a lonely ghost. After a few decades, you will see the emperor die, and in a few decades you will see the prince die after he ascends the throne. Generation after generation. Watching, watching Yun Juan Yun Shu, dynasties change, ah."

The Supreme Emperor thought for a long time in depression: "Is the fairy peach and persimmon I ate useless at all?"

Yao Sanlang grinningly took out a peach from his sleeve, and gnawed it: "This is a peach grown on the fairy mountain. Eating it can indeed strengthen your body, but you will be smothered to death."

The Supreme Emperor stared at him, full of resentment: "You have been lying to me all this time."

Yao Sanlang's face turned cold: "I told you the truth, but you didn't listen, because it didn't sound good. I have a friend who is a woman. She also wants to cultivate immortality, but she has no talent. I told her, That's all she wants, and she didn't force it in vain."

The Supreme Emperor angrily said: "I brought Daiyu into the palace to give you! As long as you want, I can give it to you no matter who! Even if you don't want me to give you a high salary, you should think about it, I am You are an old man!"

Daiyu leaned against the pillar and covered her heart sadly, what she said was too hurtful.

Yao Sanlang rolled his eyes: "Hehe, with my beauty and ability, even if you don't help me, I can still marry her!"

The Supreme Emperor sneered at this: "You chased after her like a pug all day long, trying to please her in every possible way. Did she ever make a private life with you? You think it's good."

If Yao Sanlang were a cat, the fluff all over his body would be blown up by now, furious furball: "Humph! I have eaten her rouge, and slept on the same bed. If she is not young now, what should I do?" I have done it! Her parents are not in good health, I can cure her illness, and her master is my good friend!"

I am good at speaking the truth with skill.What I ate was her rouge, the hahahahaha in the jar.

The Supreme Emperor gasped for a long time with shame and anger, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "I won't go, I will stay here and see what happens to this rebellious son in the future! If he kills his father, his son will also kill his father."

Yao Sanlang was a little embarrassed, unable to make a decision, so he glanced at Daiyu.

Daiyu wrote in the air: "If he can't harm the empress and the prince, let him stay."

Yao Sanlang agreed in the spirit of "I listen to my wife and I am a good person", and gave him a few seals so that he could not cast spells to harm others, and his soul would not be scattered by the dragon's energy, and he was given another talisman Paper: "If something goes wrong or if you regret it, just tear up the talisman paper, and I will save you."

Overlord: "Huh!" ╭(╯^╰)╮

When the dust settled, Daiyu turned around and left, a little disheartened and sad, she cried for the Supreme Emperor just now, and now she is going back to cry for herself.

Yao Sanlang chased her out and searched along the breath, and found her sealed in the back garden of Fengsheng Palace, crying in front of a laurel tree, and sneezed while crying, probably because she was choked by the fragrance.Just turned around and sat under the tree crying in another direction.Yao Sanlang leaned over: "Sister, don't be sad, if you think this place is not good, let's leave."

Daiyu pretended to be Xi Shi holding her heart, and cried: "I feel uncomfortable in my heart." The way she covered her heart was more beautiful than Xi Shi.

Yao Sanlang looked at her tenderly, and said softly: "Don't be angry, it's because the Supreme Emperor is such a selfish person, that's what happened."

Daiyu cried: "(⊙v⊙) um...TT-TT" She cried for a while, feeling a little dizzy, and asked with her forehead: "The Supreme Emperor will not harm anyone if he stays here, right? I heard the godmother told many stories about ghosts haunting and harming people."

Yao Sanlang asked: "Those stories?"

Daiyu said the names and content excerpts of several stories.

Yao Sanlang laughed hahaha: "I told her all these stories. At that time, she was single and lonely every day, and I didn't rush forward."

Daiyu stared at him quietly.

Yao Sanlang said: "One story can be exchanged for two grilled chicken wings, or grilled chicken legs! She squeezed out all the rumors I knew, and for the chicken legs I could publish a book of stories for her! I was also stupid at that time , Write the story and sell it to pay back the money, how many chicken legs can you sell?"

Daiyu rolled her eyes: "You, don't just stay here, go back and do Luo Tian Dajiao for him, in case someone is staring at you."

Yao Sanlang: "Have you never seen Luo Tianjiao?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

Yao Sanlang smiled and said, "That's a puja! There must be a band and several mages to do it together. According to the royal ostentation, 99 Taoist priests should be invited to do it. What can I do by myself now."

Daiyu was stunned, blushing again, and gently stroked her cheeks: "I should go back. After a while, the ministers, the kings, and the princess are coming, and I will go to the empress." To be honest, it's so strange. It is rare for emperors and empresses to be so dangerous.

Yao Sanlang sent her back, and then quietly went back to the alchemy room, lay down to sleep (~o~)~zZ can make up for the lack of sleep she had staying up late two months ago to be a little porcelain figure.

The emperor took a look at the imperial decree written for the death of the Supreme Emperor, and always felt that it was not enough to brag: "Emperor Daxing has made countless achievements in his life, why only wrote a few words?"

The staff of Zhongshushe who drafted the decree are very honest: "The first emperor's literary and martial arts skills are only mediocre, and the ministers did not write countless injustice cases."

The emperor sighed: "Life is glorious and death is sorrowful, you can't write so lightly, after all, you are my father."

Zhongshusheren was still very upright, knelt down and took off his hat to apologize: "Your Majesty is a filial son, and my ministers are also loyal ministers. The superiors dare not deceive the sky and the king, and the subordinates dare not lie to the people." Either write like this, or I will quit.

The emperor covered his face gently and helplessly, sighed, and said softly in his heart (hee hee hee), "Do you know that you are taboo for the venerable?"

Zhongshusheren put on a grasshopper face: "The Supreme Emperor has become a fairy, what else is there to avoid?"

The emperor said in his heart: You silly roe deer, you porcelain hammer, turtle son, the more fake and vain you write to him now, and later generations can see that this person's name is not worthy of his name, his lewd power, and his power. fear.It is not very good for you to write about the emperor. Later generations read his life and read, ouch, not bad. "Forget it, I don't need you to write, I will write it myself."

Zhongshusheren put on the crown, bowed again, stood up and left.

The emperor held a pen to the white paper, looked at it for a long time, couldn't figure out how to write it, thought about it... huh~ I have it, so I wrote it according to the idea of ​​flattering myself.Alas, Evans is springing up, the pen is like a dragon, and the pen is brilliant. If this article is published, it will definitely make Luoyang paper expensive.Let me flatter Empress Xiaomingde as a virtuous wife, and the son of Emperor Daxing as a filial son, which is rare throughout the ages.

Afterwards, I talked about the budget for the emperor's funeral with several officials from the Ministry of Rites and the Ministry of Internal Affairs who rushed over quickly: it must be grand!Be majestic and domineering!Save money!Save money!Save money!

The concubine sitting in front of the empress and the standing concubines are all together. She is instructing the female officer to pass down orders to prepare various things for the filial piety in the palace: prepare the mourning clothes in the palace according to the system (the mourning level of the concubines is slightly lower than that of the empress , after all, it is just a concubine), prepare the mourning clothes of the wives outside the palace, and do not have poultry, duck, fish, eggs, oil and sugar in all diets.

Daiyu walked back, thinking that she had a low sense of existence and quietly walked over: "Your Majesty."

The queen breathed a sigh of relief: "You are here. Sit down."

After waiting for a while, the waiting queens all wanted to find some snacks to eat. The remaining two sons of the Supreme Emperor who were named county kings, as well as the kings of different surnames such as the king of Nan'an and the king of Beijing, and the other four had already passed away. The married princess finally arrived long overdue.

It's so embarrassing, because of Mu Xiu, except for the king of Beijing, every county king smelled of alcohol and his face was still red.The four princesses also came, crying all the way from the gate of the palace, and almost died when they got here.

Then continue to mourn.The "moring hall assassination incident" that the emperor was worried about did not occur. Instead, the emperor died, the empress dowager was implicated and questioned, and the princes and princesses became more honest.

Decorate the mourning hall.That night, the emperor pestered the queen: "This is the last time, and I will have to keep my filial piety for three years! Do it now, so that I can explain it if I get pregnant."

The queen was in a good mood, and pretended to be a little sad, and agreed with half-push and half-push, and came to pour the candles half-push.

The emperor took out a red pill and ate it: "One more time!"

several times a night.

The next morning, all desires disappeared, the emperor's waist and legs were so weak that he was on crutches, his eye circles were blue, his eyes were dull, and he looked as if he was overly sad.

Oh my god, I'm so tired!I really admire those emperors who "from now on the emperor will not go to court early", do they have such good physical strength after working at night and in the morning?

The queen's face was a little yellow, her eyes were dark circles (didn't sleep well), her movements were weak, and she easily put on a sad face (it was so sad to think that she would not be able to eat meat or have sex for three years).

Yao Sanlang was in charge of embalming the corpse, and the emperor piled a huge amount of ice around the coffin.

The mourning was suspended for seven to seven days, and the court meeting was suspended the next day. The emperor led civil and military officials to cry, and the queen led many wives to cry.

Fourth Sister Wen had to cry because she was a married woman, she was woken up by the maid before dawn, dressed neatly and entered the palace, she didn't eat anything in the morning, and her lunch was vegetarian!She was stunned for a while before she remembered, oh, filial piety must be a vegetarian!

I went back that day and ate a big meal. In the evening, I took a roast chicken, a pork knuckle, and a catty of pork head into the imperial city at night. I found Daiyu's room and knocked on the window: "Daiyu~ Baby Daiyu! I Food is here for you!"

Hearing that the room was panicked and quiet again, Daiyu came over and pushed open the window, holding a cold towel in one hand to apply to her swollen eyes from crying, a bit shy: "Master."

Fourth Sister Wen saw that her mouth was shiny and there was a scent in the room, so she jumped in through the window and walked a few steps, and saw Yao Sanlang peeling shrimp.He waved: "Hey, Braised Prawns in Braised Sauce!"

Daiyu is even more embarrassed, she is stealing food, if you hear it, you will confiscate it.

Fourth Sister Wen praised him sincerely: "Yao San, you are so caring. Daiyu, you are also smart."

Yao Sanlang's proud tail almost went up to the sky: "Hmm~ what are you doing here?"

Fourth Sister Wen was annoyed by his proud look, and took out a few small bamboo tubes from her bosom: "This is a half-dumb medicine. After taking it, the voice will become hoarse. This is the medicine that can make the complexion sallow. This is the medicine that can change the pulse condition." Yes. Crying is too boring. I will cry for another two days and I will pretend to be sick. If you want to pretend to be sick, you can also use this."

Yao Sanlang: "..." Well, the gods don't have much research on pretending to be sick, and they don't know how to change the pulse.

The meat and vegetables brought by Fourth Sister Wen didn’t have any soup, they were wrapped in lotus leaves, opened and placed on the table: “I’m leaving. I have to keep a vigil tomorrow, cut it, I can’t even keep a vigil for my dear father, if you want Keep the spirit of the Supreme Emperor."

Daiyu still likes Master's craftsmanship, so she tasted the chopsticks, um, it tastes better than Yao Sanlang's!He said with a smile: "You claim to be sick and ask for leave, and the empress will allow you to rest."

Fourth Sister Wen hugged her with a smile and kissed her, glanced provocatively at Yao Sanlang, turned the window and went back the same way.

Yao Sanlang jumped and said, "She despises me! She provokes me!"

Daiyu laughed so hard that she didn't dare to eat, for fear of choking, she couldn't lift her head while holding the table to laugh.Is it interesting that you two are pretending to be jealous here?There is no reason to be jealous of different genders!

Yao Sanlang said quietly: "I've never kissed you before. Now that I'm engaged, let me kiss you."

Daiyu covered her face, laughed and shook her head: "No! Why are you jealous? The godmother is a woman and married again. This makes you sour. With so much jealousy, I want to ask someone to borrow two catties of dumplings."

Yao Sanlang said full of resentment: "You can do it yourself, I will go back tomorrow."

Daiyu smiled and refused.

Although Yao Sanlang said such words, he actually didn't go up to hug or stretch out his mouth to kiss, but sat at the table sullenly, with a pig's head in his mouth, and said to his fingers depressedly: "You know that she once Get engaged to a girl?" A scumbag who cheated on marriage.

Daiyu smiled and nodded: "I know. But she didn't do anything. Miss Zhen married a young and promising young general."

Yao Sanlang: "╭(╯^╰)╮You don't know that it was a close call at that time. If Mr. Zhuo hadn't acted in time, she would have successfully cheated the marriage."

Mr. Zhuo's severe procrastination has slept with his beloved little black girl, but I haven't even kissed the little beauty's fingertips.

Is it true that the more beautiful the beauty you like, the harder it is to get?He almost didn't want the good-looking Fourth Sister Wen.

Daiyu is not very happy when others say that about Wen Zelan, she thinks that Master is a good person, even if he becomes a godmother!It's just naughty, and Yao Sanlang is too cooperative with her. "She fights with you, so you want to cooperate with her?"

Yao Sanlang scratched his head: "It's okay for her to look down on me and scold me for other things, but she made out with you in front of me, this is unbearable! You see, the invisible green hat on my head is glowing green!"

Dai Yu just wanted to say: It's nothing, don't think too much about it, it's disgusting.

The result... As a result, a green halo really appeared on his head.

Daiyu was angry and amused at the same time: "Quickly put away the supernatural power!"

Yao Sanlang cheated: "Let me kiss your little hand, even fingernails!"

Daiyu blushed a little, her heart was pounding, she clenched her small fists and couldn't make a choice.I really want to try it, but I'm afraid that I don't know what will happen.

Yao Sanlang looked at her expectantly.

The Supreme Emperor rushed in: "Yao Yunqi, do you know what that unfilial son is doing! He was messing with the queen yesterday, I put up with it, and did it again today!

(⊙o⊙) Ah!You, you two are drinking and eating meat and flirting here!I died so badly, do you have no sympathy at all?

_(:з」∠)_(deep breath) It smells so good.I'm so crazy! "

Baby Daiyu was frightened again, frightened by haunted ghosts, coupled with being a vegetarian and drinking wine during mourning, and talking and laughing with the blue child. Turin, a person who was studying and learning etiquette, felt ashamed. She stood up embarrassingly: "I'm too hungry to be a vegetarian."

Yao Sanlang smiled and said, "Oh hehehe, it's you who wants to stay, not me forcing you to stay."

The Supreme Emperor stared at him quietly.

Yao Sanlang sighed, and silently recited a spell.

"Lingbao Lingjiao Jidu Golden Book" said: "The ghosts and gods have been in the shadows for a long time, their bodies are hungry and thirsty, and they miss the world.