[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 150 Bodhi Patriarch + Speculation

As mentioned above, Sun Dasheng came to the ginseng and fruit feast for his disciples, and was deceived to take away a flat peach.He was so angry that he asked Daiyu to come out and ask if you really admire her, or are you cooperating with your master to deceive others?Daiyu was sincere, and looked at him with blinking eyes, seeing that he looked so good drinking, unrestrained and unrestrained, so she kept pouring wine, admiring his drinking appearance.

A drunk monkey stood up, and Chi Xiu was afraid that he would make a fuss in Wuzhuang Temple with the help of alcohol, so he hurriedly stepped forward and told him to go to the "direction in his heart".

Brother Hou drove away on a cloud, and Feng Siong was drunk, and said to himself: "No, no, Master called me..."

"Go here, you will have a bad life. No matter how you cause trouble and commit crimes, you are not allowed to say that you are my apprentice. I will know if you utter a word. I will peel your hozen to skin and rasp your bones, and demote your soul to the Nine Nethers." I will teach you that you will not be able to stand up in ten thousand kalpas!" - Patriarch Bodhi

The Great Sage recalled the past, and what the master said was indeed true, Rao learned how to deal with advances and retreats, polite speech, lectures on scriptures and Taoism, practicing calligraphy and burning incense, like this every day.

It's still as he said, it's not false at all, and there are some complaints, Master, since you knew these things a long time ago, why don't you remind me more, don't steal the flat peaches, don't have a peach feast, just say a word, and I will know.

After thinking about it again, even if the master said it, I might not be able to obey it. Even if he didn't say it, I would know that stealing flat peaches, getting drunk at a peach feast, and eating Laojun's golden elixir would be a catastrophe.I'm not stupid, I still know these things.

I can only blame the old Jade Emperor for messing around, knowing that I am a monkey, but wanting me to guard the Peach Garden... Come on, I can't blame him, the strongman who pours wine is also greedy for wine, but he dare not steal it, and the guard who guards the treasure house The heavenly soldiers are also greedy for money, and they didn't steal it. It's just my greed.

After thinking about it, it has arrived.The great sage pressed the head of the cloud, only to see that the scenery remained the same: the haze scattered colors, the sun and the moon shone.There are thousands of old cypresses, and thousands of knots are repaired.Thousands of old cypress trees are green in the sky with rain; thousands of stalks are repaired, and the color of the valley is gray with smoke.Outside the door, there is a brocade of exotic flowers, and the fragrance of Yao grass by the bridge.The stone cliff is abrupt and mossy, and the overhanging wall is high and green moss grows.From time to time, I heard that the cranes were jittering, and every time I saw the phoenix soaring.When the cranes are chirping, the sound vibrates in the sky and the sky is far away; the phoenix soars up, and the feathers are colorful clouds.

I also saw that the cave door was closed tightly, and it was quiet and uninhabited. Everything was as it was in the old days.

Scratching his ears and cheeks, Sun Dasheng was at a loss to advance or retreat, and tiptoed to the door, intending to knock but dared not.

Just climbed over the wall and went in.

Patriarch Bodhi is also very speechless, Wukong, you,,, I don’t blame you for not coming back for thousands of years as a teacher, but I came back suddenly today, I was surprised when I figured out that it was you.It's fine if you come back, can't you knock on the door?

The scenery in the courtyard is different from when I left. The small saplings have grown into towering trees over the years, but the towering trees in those days have disappeared.The boulder that I used to squat on in the past has been smoothed out, and I think it has been trampled on all these years.

The great sage wandered around and saw no Taoist boy coming out to greet him, he was secretly panicked, the master is a real immortal and powerful hidden world, how could he not know that I am coming, I have come in?They didn't send people to drive me away, but they didn't send people to welcome me. Back then when I was apprenticed to my teacher, I just climbed a tree and picked a handful of pine nuts, and my senior brother was ordered to come out to meet me.

The monkey was still drunk, suddenly became impatient, ran to the backyard and opened the door in two steps, the door was half closed, just like when he was praying late at night, he got up gently, put on his clothes, and opened the front door secretly , hiding from the public, and got the master's true biography.

Patriarch Bodhi felt something, so he took off his clothes and fell asleep facing inside.

The great sage was wearing brocade clothes, a jade belt, and a pheasant gold crown, but he was more disturbed than when he was wearing coarse linen clothes, so he shuffled forward, walked sideways into the door, and only walked under the patriarch's bed.Seeing the patriarch curled up, he fell asleep facing inward.

Wukong didn't dare to be alarmed, so he knelt down in front of the couch.

Patriarch Bodhi pretended to be asleep silently. After a while, he pretended to see his disciple really kneeling down without arrogance and domineering, so he stretched his feet and said to himself: "It is cool and bright, so that I can enjoy the bright moon on Dantai. The moon hides the jade rabbit, the sun hides the crow, and there are tortoises and snakes intertwined."

Tears welled up in Wukong's eyes, and he called out, "Master, this disciple has been kneeling here for a long time."

The patriarch got up immediately, put on his clothes and sat cross-legged, and shouted: "This hozen! You don't enjoy boundless freedom on Huaguo Mountain, and you don't receive worship from Bodhisattvas in Leiyin Temple, but why do you come to me?"

Wukong cried and rushed forward: "Master..." Weeping uncontrollably.

Patriarch Bodhi sighed, touched his hair, it was really prickly, and it was not as soft as it looked: "Wukong, now your doom is over, you can come back often."

"Master, are you serious?" Monkey was very happy ~ there were tears in his smile.

Patriarch Bodhi wiped his tears with his own hands and nodded: "It is absolutely true."

The Great Sage was relieved, overjoyed and a little shy, stopped crying, scratched his ears and looked around: "Master... Although my disciples call Monk Tang Master, every time I think of you, I just feel that the sky is compared to the earth. Can't compare."

The patriarch smiled and nodded: "Jin Chanzi was born with good fortune, so don't belittle him."

Wukong knew that this was the good words of the master, didn't he, the second disciple of the Buddha, besides running fast when he was apprenticed to a teacher, and he was earlier than others, what else did he have?It's a lucky day! "The disciple understands."

He asked again: "I have seen many gods in heaven and earth, but I have never seen a person who is so knowledgeable and omniscient as you, master. Why is your great power like you not manifested in the Three Realms?"

"The tortoise is the spirit shell, the emerald green is the fur, the camphor is the musk rabbit, the hair is the hair, the eagle is the eye tip and the leather cap, and the thrush has a clever cage." The patriarch sat lazily on the bed, grabbed a pillow and leaned against his back, smiling slightly : "What's the benefit of being famous? Just tell me."

Sun Wukong was stunned, and thought for a long time: "Everyone knows me, so there is no need to be polite when we meet."

Patriarch Bodhi laughed: "I don't need to see them. Those who want to visit Taoism and have a relationship with me will come to see me. Those who have no relationship with me, what good will it do to see me? It's a waste of time."

Sun Wukong paid homage to him, Master was right, I wasted what I had learned in school, and now I am complacent just because everyone recognizes me, Sun Dasheng, it is really stupid.Covering his head: "Master, do you still have my room? The wine is too high."

Patriarch Bodhi called Daotong in and took the great sage to sleep.Dao Tong is still the same Dao Tong from back then, he went out to catch up with his seniors for a while, miss him for more than a thousand years, and his seniors look as good as before.

I greeted my juniors who had never met before. The juniors said, "(⊙o⊙) Oh! Monkey King is my senior brother!" "My God, I never heard of it!".

Sun Houzi is very proud. Although the master said that a false name is useless, I am very happy~.

The voice of talking and laughing became louder, provoking Patriarch Bodhi to come out again and scold: "You naughty boy! It's time for a nap, why are you making such a fuss? You're yelling, you don't look like a practitioner. A practitioner, The mouth is open, the tongue is moving, how can you laugh and laugh here? Pooh! Just now you said that you have wine and you want to sleep, and you are lying to me again! Get out!"

Sun Wukong followed happily, even if he was scolded by Master again, he was still very happy~ Master really loves to sleep~ He is a fairy who loves to sleep!

As expected, Laozi Bodhi went to bed and fell asleep again, pointed to the chair opposite the bed, turned the chair into a bed, and ordered: "Sleep! Get up again when you wake up!"

Sun Dasheng said helplessly: "Disciple obeys." He got into bed and lay down with his clothes on, and because of discomfort, he untied the jade belt, loosened the brocade clothes, and fiddled with the pillow, really couldn't fall asleep!

Patriarch Bodhi said: "Don't move!"

Sun Wukong didn't want to make his master angry as soon as he came back, so he silently took out two sleepy bugs from his arms and threw them on his face.

Oops, this was originally put on the sleepy bug, it’s this feeling, this feeling, this feeling...(~o~)~zZ

Although the ancestor turned his back to him, he knew what the monkey had done, so he couldn't hold back his laughter.

Although Wukong is naughty, how cute is he? He has been prosperous and rich in these years, and he has spent 500 years under the Five Elements Mountain. After all, he still has the heart of a child.

After sleeping for a long time, the patriarch caught the drowsiness on his face with a hook: "Wukong, get up."

Wukong woke up, turned over and sat up: "Master~"

Oh, I just woke up and saw Master standing by the bed, so happy!Dajue Jinxian has no defiled appearance, and Bodhi, the ancestor of the Western Miaoxiang.Immortal, immortal, three-three lines, full of energy, full of mind, and myriads of compassion.Such a good-looking fairy is my master, not that beautiful bald old man!

Patriarch Bodhi asked: "I haven't asked you yet. I haven't seen you for a thousand years. Why did you come back suddenly? What's the matter?" Ask knowingly~

Sun Dasheng didn't want to say that he was tricked by a bad guy to take away a flat peach, and then he was confused by a little girl, got drunk, and somehow gave him another flat peach, so heartbroken!Although it was that little girl—the bad apprentice of the bad guy—asking about the master, she mustered up the courage to take a look.He laughed and said, "I can't bear to miss my master."

Patriarch Bodhi was very moved.Decided: "Back then I asked you to choose a method. You chose the way of longevity by yourself. You never learned the art of yin and yang that I am most proficient in. Today is just the right time, and I will tell you as a teacher."

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Daiyu's house can't see the light of day, either reading or practicing Qi, because all the questions in her mind are written in the book - after all, it is the answers written by brother Chi Xiu who summed up more than 40 questions raised by the seniors - she doesn't need to go out to find them. people asking questions.

She has more than 40 books to read.

Sit by the window and read, sit on the bed and read when you are tired, lie down and read when you are tired, and sit up and continue reading when you are tired.

Read books at sunrise, practice Qi at sunset, and swallow a bigu pill when you are hungry.

I heard that there is no need to greet the master, she will be summoned when there is something to do, and she is not needed for those who plant flowers and trees, find firewood to light the fire, and carry water and oars.read a book!

When the brothers passed by the window, they saw her holding a book and burying their heads in reading, so they consciously stopped talking to disturb her.

Yao Sanlang would come to her window every day to lie down for a while, or go into the house to sit for a while, but sister Lin was so fascinated by reading that she didn't have the time to talk to him.

After a while, he walked away awkwardly, went back and continued to burn the little porcelain figurines, and found a few seniors who liked the art of war and tactics to play with, and when he got busy, he was really busy, so he forgot to look for her.

Chi Xiu is very satisfied with this, very good, Yunqi is working hard every day to study "practical application of puppet art" and "daily exercise of Samadhi real fire" "how to control the puppet on the premise of recognizing the master without bleeding. Sound control "the production method of the eight major cuisines", several "technical nerds" juniors happily studied small things with him, this is very good, he finally started to learn.

Little Junior Sister is calm and silent, she is really a lady, there is no such a good girl.

Time flies, two months have passed.

Yao Sanlang thinks that he has become a master of frying, frying, frying, frying, stewing, stewing, and stewing. He has already sealed the silence of his seniors with a few tables of delicious dishes.

The little things I have been studying recently have also achieved very good results, exactly the same as I wanted.

Strolling over to see, sister Lin hadn't left the house yet.Scratching the door angrily: "Sister~ come out and walk~"

Daiyu was lying on a bamboo rocking chair he had never seen before, covered with fluffy white fox fur, she was wearing thin silk pajamas, her hair was loose and gathered in front of her chest, dangling holding a book The book is read with fascination.Hearing the sound of scratching the door, he lazily walked over and opened the door: "Brother Sanlang, I haven't finished my book yet."

Yao Sanlang saw that she was obviously sleepy in spring, with drunken makeup and messy temples: "You didn't comb your hair?"

Daiyu pouted, opened the door to let him in, and turned around: "I don't go out to comb my hair or do anything, it's troublesome, and it gets in the way when I'm lying down."

Having said that, she went into the inner room and put on another thong, and took a look in front of the mirror again, oh, she was unkempt, so sloppy.

Looking at the bed, the quilt was not folded, the bed was not made, it was a mess.She hesitated for a while facing the bed, not knowing where to start, should she flatten the sheets first, or fold the quilt first?How tricky without a maid!Forget it!Just throw in a spell, written in "One Hundred Commonly Used Spells of Taoist Life", the spell that is specifically responsible for making beds and quilts, and it's done!

Just after finishing the quilt, and just about to sit in front of the dresser to comb his hair, Yao Sanlang poked his head in by the door, gently and cautiously: "Sister? That rocking chair is pretty good, where did it come from? Who made it for you?" Why didn't you look for it? I?Who took advantage of it?

Daiyu recently read a book with a pure and innocent heart, she didn't think about it too much, she just folded her hair with her hands, glanced in his direction, and said with a smile: "I changed it myself, it looks good~ I used flowers from the yard, Leaves become fox fur blankets."

Yao Sanlang secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "It looks good. But, sister, just tell me what you want to use, don't use flowers and leaves to change, in case you lie on it and fall asleep, and the rocking chair suddenly changes back to its original shape, you should It hit you hard enough. Moreover, it seems that I don't care about you. "

Daiyu was still combing her hair. She hadn't combed her hair for many days (not only did she not comb her hair and she didn't go to bed, but she didn't feel sleepy after becoming an earth fairy, and she couldn't let go of her book, so she didn't sleep at all). Although her hair wasn't greasy, it was somewhat She had no choice but to comb slowly one by one. "That's right, I think the changed things are very good, you can change their appearance frequently, and the color and shape can be changed at will, isn't it good?"

Yao Sanlang tried his best to keep his voice down, and whispered, "It's not that it's bad, it's that...it looks poor and neglected."

Daiyu blinked, understood what he meant, and flicked her fingertips to retract the mana attached to the rocking chair, making it instantly turn into a flower: "That's right."

Yao Sanlang grinned and lingered at the door for a while, then took the opportunity to come in and get the comb in her hand: "I'll comb your hair."

Daiyu let go of her hand: "Pull a Hunyuan bun, a little looser and a little crooked, similar to a short bun."

Yao Sanlang was quite ashamed: "I don't have that kind of skill, I can only comb your hair for you, you can do whatever bun you want."

Daiyu laughed: "I don't know how to wear a short bun either. Girls' hairstyles are ever-changing, so ingenious."

Yao Sanlang pursed his lips and smiled, seeing himself and Daiyu appearing in the same mirror, as if Daiyu was leaning in his arms, feeling refreshed.Gently stroking her long hair that grew to her calf, it was black and shiny, thin and soft, holding it like a handful of black satin in her hand.

Although he was proficient in the matter of 'a spell automatically combs her hair', he still pretended not to do it, willingly, happily, and combed her hair slowly and slowly.through your black hair~my hand~

Dressing Thrush~ The villain in his heart was about to roll with joy, so he forced himself to be calm: "If my sister wants a rocking chair, I'll make you one like that, okay?"

Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled: "No, I'm just curious for a while, try the spell of changing things."

Yao Sanlang continued to comb her hair slowly, enjoying this moment very much: "You have stayed in the house for these days, and you don't go out. It is too boring to say that you are retreating, and you are almost turning into mushrooms. Now in late summer and early autumn, The weather is getting cooler, and the red leaves in the back mountain are crazy, how about going to see it?" His happy tongue was tied.

Daiyu was startled: "What? Who is Hongye, why did she go crazy?"

Yao Sanlang's face was a little bit red, as if the forest had been stained by frost, he lowered his head and said sullenly: "I want to say that the maple leaves are red..." He was so happy and excited that he didn't think about what he said.

Daiyu laughed: "It's so scary."

Brother Sanlang is so cute, is this the stupid cuteness that the godmother (Sister Wen) said?

The godmother said that she is also stupid and cute. Is it true that when Mr. Zhuo sees her, is it the same as when I see Brother Sanlang?

Although Yao Sanlang said that he didn't know how to comb his hair, he still gave her a decent short bun: "It's not as big as Mrs. Guo Guo's short bun, um, sister, you are not as fat as her, so you still look like that." You match."

Daiyu was shocked: "Brother Sanlang, have you met Mrs. Guo Guo?"

Yao Sanlang smiled and said, "I met him once when I was young. That fat man is very good-looking." After saying this, his hands didn't stop. He pressed the formed bun with one hand and pulled it in the jewelry box. The few hairpins and combs she brought are very simple.

Daiyu was quite curious: "Mrs. Guo Guo accepted the Lord's favor and entered the palace gate on horseback. But she disliked the color of makeup and powder, so she lightly swept Emei Dynasty Supreme. Is she really good-looking?"

Yao Sanlang was entangled in how to insert the hairpin in order to make it look good and strong, and he said casually: "It's similar to Fourth Sister Wen, only whiter than her, two buckets of milk in white. Peach Blossom Eyes are similar, but Mrs. Guo is very Charming and coquettish, with a small nose and small mouth."

Daiyu just sketched her appearance in her heart, but she didn't understand it very well. Can Tang Xuanzong follow her ￥%#% really well?Forget it, this kind of love affair can't be inquired about, she asked: "Is Concubine Yang really fat?"

Yao Sanlang put it on for her, and thought for a while: "I either haven't seen her, or I'm not sure if it's her. Zishu has seen her before. He heard that the imperial concubine is overwhelmed by the country and the city, so he went to compare the beauty. , I was very happy when I came back."

Daiyu looked at the lip balm on the table, picked it up, dabbed a little on her lips, and said with a smile, "In my opinion, Senior Brother Zishu is prettier than the four beauties Diaochan and Xishi. Senior Brother always says that Erlang is really How handsome and elegant you are, as elegant as morning dew, in my opinion, it is only "

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Zi Shu sensed that someone was praising him, and sprawled at the window, which was the side of the dressing table.He smiled and said, "Junior Sister, thank you for your compliment. Concubine Yang Gui is beautiful, but she cannot be called a national beauty, but Tang Minghuang likes it, so folk scholars made her famous. In fact, Concubine Mei is more beautiful than her, but Li Longji is old. , I like plump people with a coquettish look."

Yao Sanlang agreed with this statement: "Yes! Now the Supreme Emperor also likes plump and charming women with heavy makeup."

Daiyu just wanted to know, what happened to that beauty in the eyes of the beholder? "Senior brother, what did you just say that Senior Brother Kuaerlang Zhenjun is?"

Zishu held on to the window lattice with his hand, as if he wanted to jump in and talk, but Daiyu moved in to make room for him.Zi Shu murmured: "Beauties can't jump out of the window." He walked a few more steps, came in through the door, and closed the door behind his back: "Little sister, don't you know that the elder brother and Erlang God have a close relationship, and they often pass on letters from Hongyan, And they often meet in private. Let me tell you, if you praise Second Uncle Sun for being good-looking, senior brother will be sullen, and if you say that Yang Erlang looks mediocre, senior senior brother will suspect that there is something wrong with your eyes."

Daiyu: (⊙o⊙) Oh?

Yao Sanlang: (⊙o⊙) Oh?

Zi Shu glanced out of the window, and said in a low voice: "Everyone is jealous. If you said nothing happened, why would the elder brother always mention Yang Erlang every time he mentions the beauties in the fairy world, and every time he talks about asking us to learn from so-and-so?" To learn posture and appearance, you must also take Yang Erlang as an example?"

Yao Sanlang and Daiyu looked at each other, their eyes were complicated.Yao Sanlang lowered his voice and said, "Who discovered this?"

Zi Shu said: "It's Ruiming."

Yao Sanlang still couldn't believe it: "How could such a thing..."

"You didn't realize that every time Yang Erlang looked at our elder brother, his eyes were provocative, regrettable, and complicated." Zi Shu said, "Do you think about their family style?"

Daiyu said, "Sifan?"

Zi Shu nodded abruptly, with a cheerful gossip glowing on his face: "His mother, Sifan, will marry Yang Jun next time, and have a son and a daughter. His sister, Zhisifan, has found a prefect to marry. It is a big taboo for a female fairy to find a male mortal. , They both gave birth to children, don't you think they are very bold? If it is the same line, Yang Erlang married a female fairy in the sky and a female demon in the earth, it is not a big event, according to their family tradition, It must be an earth-shattering event.”

Daiyu: (⊙﹏⊙), I really wish I hadn’t told the senior brother that Yang Zhenjun looks average... Ah, I said that senior brother Zi Shu is somewhat similar to him, and the senior brother is unhappy about it.

Yao Sanlang: (*@ο@*) Wow~ "Really? Is the senior brother in love with him? To what extent?"

Zi Shu's face was filled with color, and just about to say something, he suddenly felt the elder brother walk into the courtyard, and jumped up quickly: "I didn't say anything."

After all, he ran away in a hurry.

Randomly heard Jiao Didi's flattering voice: "Elder Brother~ Are you back?"

Chi Xiu also told others that he had feelings for him. Facing the embarrassed junior, he subconsciously used a mind reading technique.His face turned cold, and his tone of voice was also cold: "Have you studied? Have you learned the etiquette?"

I'm so crazy!I just envy Yang Erlang's appearance, figure, and skin color. He just wants to force my true strength to fight with me. Why do you think so much!

Daiyu waited quietly for the two of them to separate, and said in a low voice: "Brother Sanlang, you said Zi... Brother, he made his appearance similar to that of Erlang God, did he have ulterior motives?" It's not that I'm crazy, it's really suspicious .

Yao Sanlang thought about himself and others, sister Lin likes big brother, I want to practice tendons and get tanned, my sister likes monkey grandson, I almost grow monkey hair.

He nodded solemnly: "Senior brother Zishu's appearance was made according to Zhenjun Erlang. Tsk, it seems that he has a deep obsession with senior brother."

The author has something to say: Help me, why is Brother Monkey so cute when I write about it?Patriarch Bodhi is also cute!

@文漫的技 is the interpretation of interpretation——My Weibo, I have nothing to do to ask for a fan!Love me, love me!You can send a private message to remind me~ I really don’t know how to use other people’s small Weibo window on the copywriting.

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Damn, when I saved the manuscript, I just updated it with a shake of my hand... You read that right, I'm going to sleep.Calvin wrote too slowly today.

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