novelraw Chapter 149 Follow-up
Chapter 149 Follow-up
"My old grandson is not drunk, Chi Xiu!" Sun Dasheng was really drunk, his drunken eyes were hazy, said to be hazy, but also bright and charming: "You are not authentic, you always hide your clumsiness, another day you will fight with me! Don't Like a little lady, so shy... It's so unpleasant!"
Chi Xiu smiled gently and modestly: "Why would Uncle humiliate me, how dare Chi Xiu?"
Sun Wukong stood up and pulled his cuff relentlessly: "You, you"
Chi Xiu frowned slightly, then relaxed it randomly, and said in a low voice, "The Great Sage already has a direction in his heart, why don't you go there?"
Although his voice was low and weak, it had a strange rhythm, which sounded like it went deep into his heart.
Sun Wukong stood up, unsteadily took out another flat peach from his mouth, slapped it in Daiyu's hand under her frightened eyes, and shouted: "Good question!" Then he fled away with a somersault.
The Great Immortal Zhenyuan had been watching the little apprentice keep pouring wine for the monkey with approving eyes, and kept asking questions, which made him dizzy and didn't have time to change the subject.
Surprised to see the second flat peach, I was so happy, this time the monkey woke up and was about to cry to death, hahahaha, why was he crazy when asked?And that's a good question?
Chi Xiu was also very surprised. Although he used the secret technique of the Jiuli tribe to let Sun Wukong use the power of wine to do what he wanted to do most at this moment, he didn't expect that what he wanted to do the most was this? ?
She couldn't help turning her head to look at Daiyu, what a beauty she was, and she actually made a monkey spit out her beloved peach.
Daiyu was devastated, she didn't want flat peaches at all...
Maybe it's inappropriate to say that, she doesn't want a flat peach that is drooling and smells like wine, taken out of a monkey's mouth, it's so disgusting!Even the saliva of a male god is disgusting!
——Although she doesn't have a cleanliness fetish, she is a pampered lady after all, she is really a bit broken.
Yang Erlang laughed: "Hahahaha, well, today's visit is really worth it. I met the little disciple of the Great Immortal, ate 'ginseng fruit', and saw a drunk monkey spit out flat peaches. It was so interesting."
All the immortals: "Tell this matter and let others hear it. Anyone who hears it will say that I am a liar."
"Hahahaha that's right, which question is the best to force him into this? Are you crazy?"
Everyone was chattering, chirping, chirping, and discussing.Someone said: "I must have gone to fight with the Buddha!"
"Maybe it's to see if the pimple on Buddha's head is a hair or a flesh pimple. In fact, I am also curious, but I have never dared to ask."
"You said, did he go to the Peach Garden to steal peaches? That's why he threw away the old stock and went to pick fresh ones?"
Yao Sanlang quietly tugged on Daiyu's cuff, and pulled her away from the noisy banquet.
Yang Jian joked a few words and asked, "Daxian, I wonder if you can grow ginseng fruit that smells like barbecue?"
The heart of Zhenyuan Daxian was broken, and he said lightly: "I am a vegetarian, so naturally there will be no fleshy fruits on the tree." The meaty smell is so strong, it spoils the taste of my tree fruit, which are hundreds of thousands of ginseng fruits !
Fang Yitu smiled and said: "Great Immortal, Fang is worried that the Great Sage will steal flat peaches, so I will take my leave first."
Great Immortal Zhenyuan saw her trying so hard to pretend to be confused, and nodded earnestly: "Yes, go and have a look."
Yang Jian also got up to leave, and these great gods dispersed for a while, everyone finished their wine and ginseng fruits, and it was meaningless to lick their faces to leave liquid, so they all left.For a while, the smoke disappeared and the guests dispersed.
Daiyu was washing her hands in the backyard, washing her hands with disgust.After washing his hands, he wiped his hands with disgust on his face: "Brother Sanlang, wash the peaches."
Yao Sanlang doesn't seem to have any cleanliness (of course, hating other people's saliva is not considered cleanliness). He is holding a peach happily, looking like he wants to take a bite immediately: "Do you need to wash it?"
Daiyu took a step back, looked at him and sighed: "What do you think? He spit it out of his mouth!"
Yao Sanlang thought for a while, it seemed to be oh, and it did smell a bit of alcohol, so he washed it carefully, washed it, and smelled it again: "Okay, it doesn't smell anymore."
Daiyu covered her face with a handkerchief: "Wash it again."
Probably this flat peach will not be given to me, thank God!
Even if it's an idol, I don't eat what comes out of his mouth, not even peaches that are intact.
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Yang Jian and Fang Yitu left together, I don't know if it was just a coincidence or on the way, they were heading in the same direction.
Fang Yitu smiled and said, "Zhenjun, I don't know where Sun Dasheng is going."
Yang Jian lightly shook the folding fan: "If Fang Hou doesn't know, how does Yang know? It's just the idea of fake ginseng fruit. I don't know which expert came up with it. The art of war talks about creating something out of nothing, and it's very clever to use it."
Fang Yitu kept his mouth shut: "The True Monarch praises him very much, and Fang also admires this person very much. This person must have great talent, but it is a pity that I have never seen it."
Yang Jian glanced at her, would you like to show some face?Do you doubt that I will sell the news to Sun Monkey? "In my opinion, Fang Hou is a great talent."
Fang Yitu couldn't pretend anymore, he laughed a few times, a little smug: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just a lie. Where does Zhenjun think Sun Dasheng has gone? In my opinion, it shouldn't be going to Pantaoyuan."
Yang Jian said calmly: "Whether I go or not has nothing to do with me, but it's a pity that Chi Xiu is still in hiding until now, so I can't fight smoothly." After saying a few words, the two parted ways.
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A senior brother came over with a pile of dishes and was about to wash the dishes: "Junior sister, senior brother told you to come over."
Daiyu responded, and when she was about to leave, she said, "Wash well."
Yao Sanlang: "Okay, don't worry."
Seeing Daiyu leave, he stopped washing and ran over to share the work of washing dishes.
Control a water dragon to roll up the dishes and wash them. After washing, they float in the air, and the wind blows them. After drying the water drops, they are put away.
Immortal Zhenyuan has happily gone back to the alchemy room, admiring the flat peaches he brought back, happy ~ happy!
Chi Xiu watched from the front as the juniors cleaned up the cups, plates and bowls, and put the leftover fruits in a box to feed everyone's pets.The rest of the sauce was directly burned to nothing with three real fires. Of course, the burnt dishes had to be dried before they could be washed.
Daiyu came over: "Brother, what do you need from me?"
Huh?You don't want me to clear the dishes, do you?
No, I will only eat.
Chi Xiu said: "Daiyu, you, you are a good method. It is very good to get that monkey drunk, you are not afraid that he will go crazy and hurt you."
Daiyu said in a low voice, "I didn't expect him to be drunk."
Chi Xiu asked: "You have a glass on the left and a glass on the right, and pour him wine non-stop. It's not to get drunk, what else is it for?"
Daiyu was a bit shy: "I think his drinking posture is very good-looking, and he can talk when he drinks a lot, so he pours wine frequently. I didn't expect him to be drunk before a pot was poured."
(third episode, 29 points)
Chi Xiu was speechless for a long time, and thought again in his heart #我的师妹Everything is good is the aesthetics is hopeless#
#She actually thinks monkeys drink good-looking my God#, #尤寿啦……#
"That's the Sun Moon Pot, which can hold the water of a sea. Every time a pot is emptied, it will automatically become full, and with a click, it means that the pot has been drunk. You have poured a total of more than a dozen pots of wine, and I don't know where he went to play with the wine. crazy……"
Daiyu: "(⊙o⊙) Ah! I don't know..." It seems a bit much.
Chi Xiu sighed slightly: "Have you seen Yang Erlang's face?"
Daiyu nodded, her face was neither red nor out of breath, her eyes were straight and clear, and she was calm and composed: "Brother Zi Shu's appearance is somewhat similar to that of Yang Zhenjun."
Chi Xiu secretly sighed, Yang Jian is so beautiful, she doesn't like it! "Zi Shu's face was pinched according to Yang Erlang's." He tried again: "How is Sun Wukong different from what you imagined?"
Daiyu's face immediately turned red, red like a peach, her eyes drooping, her eyelashes trembling, and the corners of her mouth couldn't hold back a smile: "Meeting is better than being famous, everything is fine."
Chi Xiu had no choice but to say, "Forget it, you go, I'll arrange classes for you after packing up."
Daiyu obediently resigned.Although I know that senior brother doesn't like Brother Monkey, I like him so much that I can't help it.
All of this was seen by Yao Yunqi who was secretly hiding behind the pillar: Damn it! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!
What should I do with so many rivals in love!If she likes big brother, I know big brother won't like her, I can learn martial arts and martial arts, try my best to be erudite, and train my body well, so that I don't look much worse than big brother!
But she likes monkeys!I neither dare to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, nor dare to make myself fluffy...
Onlookers, his senior brothers secretly connected to the Internet with their spiritual thoughts, and cheerfully brushed up the barrage:
[Good and evil will be rewarded! ]
[Heavenly reincarnation! ]
[Look up if you don't believe me! ]
[Woe to Yao San! ]
[Good rhyme!good poem! ]
[Hahahaha look at his face, as if someone pinched his neck and poured a catty of old mature vinegar and soy sauce, and stuffed a chili pepper in his ass! ]
[It's disgusting!What a description! ]
[Little junior sister looks so cute, why does she like monkeys, so sad. ]
[Some Yunqi cried, hahaha, the world is difficult! ]
Daiyu came over: "Brother Sanlang, have you washed the peaches?"
Yao Sanlang groaned with a sour plum face: "It's almost cleaned up." I can only be thankful that monkey doesn't like women!
Daiyu saw that he was unhappy, jealous, and jealous, and smiled slightly.Pulling his sleeve with two fingers (the onlookers also followed), he went to a secluded place: "Go, send the flat peach to Master."
Yao Sanlang said: "The Great Sage (gritting his teeth and saying these two words, just to please him) put the peach in your hand, so it should be yours. And this is a peach that ripens every 3000 years. What's the value. Why don't you keep it for yourself, it's good for your practice."
Dai Yuxin said: The elixirs you took last time were: flat peach stones, Taishang Laojun and beard and ginseng fruit leaves, it's really scary!
The brothers continued to follow and watch: [Little sister is so good! ]
[Don't keep your own baby, so cute! ]
[Oh, you said that if I got married and had a child, would I have given birth to such a cute little girl? ]
[Seeing Yao Sanlang's bitter face makes me want to laugh. ]
Daiyu rolled his eyes at him: "Hmph." She didn't understand me at all.
Yao Sanlang thought for a while, understood in seconds, and said in a low voice: "Sister, you dislike this peach with monkey saliva, don't you?" So, you don't like him very much~ Happy~ Sahua~
Daiyu nodded shyly: "Yes."
He looked puzzled, his whole body brightened, and he giggled happily, looking very happy and complacent.
"Taoist Qi, what are you laughing at?"
Brothers: [Daoren Mei? ]
[Mei Daoist? ]
[Mold man? ]
[No Taoist? ]
[Dislike saliva?Does she have a cleansing fetish? ][To be honest, even if it is a flat peach, if you give it to me, I have to peel it and eat it. ]
[You are stupid, Pi Li also has aura! ]
[The skin can be used for alchemy, if you don't peel it, I'm afraid I will vomit. ]
[Seconded]
[+1]
[+2]
When Yao Sanlang was playing tricks on people, the seniors were practicing, and when Yao Sanlang ran away from home, the seniors were practicing, so Yao Sanlang didn't realize that anyone was following him.
Yao Sanlang smirked, looking very happy, and said in a low voice: "I see you admire him so much..."
"It's admiration! Admiration is different from admiration!" Daiyu said in her heart: You really should read more.Besides, even if you are admiring, it is impossible to eat what the other party pulls out of his mouth, how disgusting it is.
Yao Sanlang's legs were so happy that he couldn't help but confess: "If you spit out a peach and asked me to eat it, I will definitely eat it."
Embarrassed and angry, Daiyu punched him, and said coquettishly, "You are bad! You are disgusting! Go away!"
Yao Sanlang smiled embarrassingly: "I'm just telling the truth, why can't my sister even listen to the truth? You still told me that honest words are harmful to the ear and good for deeds."
"Bah! What are you telling the truth? You're just teasing me on purpose. I don't have such a big mouth that I can spit out such a big peach. Even if I can spit it out, I won't let you eat it."
"I don't dislike it."
Daiyu punched him again: "You don't dislike what has anything to do with me? Saying this really disgusts people. Don't forget, there are three precepts No. 90, you are not allowed to molesting girls. Two lashes. If you say this again, I will tell the elder brother." She raised the letter V and shook her hand.
Yao Sanlang smiled and begged: "Sister, don't be angry, do you really have the heart? Besides, these words are not considered flirting."
Daiyu snorted arrogantly: "You haven't read the law, and you don't know that there is a rule called 'rape a woman's mouth'. When I say you are molesting me, it means that your words and behavior are unruly, and you can't tell the difference."
Brothers: [Is this flirting? ]
[Is this not flirting? ]
[Damn it, Yao Yunqi's proud tail is all up! ]
[Are we going to have to endure his showing off in the days to come? ]
[Ah, so dazzling! ]
Yao Sanlang rolled his eyes, flattened his mouth, and moved sideways for a foot like a small crab. He walked forward with his arms folded neatly: "Oh."
Daiyu was amused by him unconsciously, and covered her face with her sleeves, the branches of laughter trembled wildly, the more she laughed, the more amusing she felt, until finally she was so laughing that she leaned on the wall and couldn't move.Hahaha, it's so funny that he pretends to be an honest scholar so well-behaved!
Yao Sanlang asked calmly: "Miss far away, can you still walk? I'll come pick you up in a car, how about it?"
Daiyu laughed so weakly: "No, no, there's no need... come and help me."
Yao Sanlang stroked his non-existent beard, and suppressed his voice like an old scholar: "Men and women can't kiss each other, it must not be like this."
Daiyu: "Hahahaha, stop teasing me!"
Yao Sanlang endured it with a straight face: "Miss Lin, old man...Xiaosheng didn't tease you, Xiaosheng is just such a gentleman." Seeing that Daiyu's legs were so weak that he couldn't walk, he jumped to the In front of her eyes: "Brother Chi Xiu and Sun Dasheng, which one do you like better?"
Daiyu gasped with a smile: "I like them all. Why do you ask this?"
Yao Sanlang silently calculated: Sun Wukong > me, brother Chi Xiu > me. "what about me?"
"You? You... are below the two of them." All-round, not as handsome as them, not as capable as them, so I don't like you as much as I like them.
Yao Sanlang didn't say anything when he heard the expected answer: "Have you laughed enough?"
Daiyu didn't laugh at first, but she thought it was funny to hear him ask this question.Continuing to walk towards the alchemy room, Yao Sanlang pretended to be obedient and silent, and walked beside her with his arms folded.Daiyu smiled with sweat on her forehead, wiped it with a handkerchief, and took out a mirror from her sleeve to see if there was any makeup on her face.He had a hand-held mirror with gold-plated filigree and blue enamel in his sleeve, and took a photo with it in his hand, and saw a group of people behind him in a trance.
"Ah!" Daiyu was startled, almost lost the mirror by mistake, and looked back anxiously: "Is there anyone?"
Yao Sanlang was also taken aback, and he stopped pretending to be cold: "What's wrong?"
Daiyu covered her heart, her face turned pale with fright: "Just now there were a lot of shadows in the mirror, it scared me to death."
Yao Sanlang was puzzled: "It shouldn't be, I haven't heard of ghosts haunting the temple, come on, don't look at it, go to Master's place, evil spirits won't invade."
Daiyu responded and left quickly.
The seniors didn't change their minds and chased after them, and stayed to discuss: [How did she see us? ]
[Strange. ]
[Yunqi didn't even notice us, why did she see it in the mirror? ]
[That mirror is a silver mirror, which can break invisibility! ]
[Oh~ no wonder so! ]
[Walk, go, go find a silver mirror, and study what kind of magic can not be seen. ]
When he got outside Dan's room, he knocked on the door and entered.Daiyu offered flat peaches.
Immortal Zhenyuan meditated on the futon, closed his eyes and said: "You keep it for yourself, you can get it with your ability, don't give it to me."
Daiyu didn't dare to argue, she held the peaches in her hands and responded, "Yes. Will Sun Dasheng ask for the peaches back after he sobers up?"
Immortal Zhenyuan said: "It's possible." He got up: "Come with me. Yunqi go out."
Daiyu followed her master step by step and entered the inner room.There are a row of cabinets on the left and right sides of the wall. The cabinets on one wall are small medicine compartments, and the other side is larger drawers with names written on them.
Immortal Zhenyuan said: "Did Chi Xiu tell you?"
Daiyu said: "Elder brother didn't talk about it." Eh?Flat peaches are so fragrant.
"This is the cabinet where your brothers keep the treasures of heaven and earth. The alchemy materials collected by everyone are placed here, so that they can be kept fresh and fresh, and the aura will not be leaked." Daxian Zhenyuan took out a pen and placed it in the three drawers. Write the word "Daiyu" on it: "Put it in. In the future, whether you eat it or make alchemy, it's up to you."
"Yes." Daiyu put the flat peach in it.
Curious baby: "Master, is the ginseng fruit tree you prepared specially for Sun Dasheng?"
Immortal Zhenyuan smiled slightly: "Aside from him, who else would dare to steal my fruit?"
Looking down at the little girl: "Why, do you feel sorry for Wukong?"
Will it hurt until you know it?You just asked him to keep pulling his hair, but I think you are still working hard.
Daiyu pursed her lips and smiled: "When I'm reading, I feel more distressed about the ginseng fruit tree." This is the truth. The first time she heard the master talk about Sun Houzi pushing down the ginseng fruit tree in Wuzhuang Temple, she felt distressed.I feel sorry for Brother Monkey for causing trouble and being punished, and I feel sorry for such a rare ginseng fruit tree.
Great Immortal Zhenyuan was very satisfied, and gave her a stack of books written in the past such as "Golden Elixir", "Ten Methods of Alchemy", "Summary of No. 18 Sermons in Taiqing Palace".
Daiyu said hesitantly: "Master, I still have my parents, Gaotang, and I want to serve them until the end of my life. Is it possible?"
Great Immortal Zhenyuan said: "Well, let Chi Xiu bring you the books you should read, don't marry in the mortal world, don't show off your status. Don't act rashly to save the lives of mortals, otherwise it will ruin your own luck."
Daiyu was silent for a while, then said dejectedly: "Yes." Then she suddenly remembered that Brother Sanlang had treated my mother's illness, so she quickly asked: "Then what about the treatment?"
"You can't change your lifespan, everything else is fine."
Daiyu asked a little more about two questions about spiritual practice that were puzzling, and retreated very fruitfully.
Yao Sanlang squatted at the door waiting for her, squatting on the ground looking cute, staring at the sky in a daze.
Daiyu walked over, intending to scare him, but when she thought of the ghostly shadow in the mirror, she no longer had the worry to scare him, so she called softly, "Senior Brother Yunqi~"
Yao Sanlang squatted and did not move.
Daiyu called again: "Brother Sanlang?"
Yao Sanlang glanced back, but didn't speak.
Daiyu reached out and poked his shoulder: "What's wrong?"
Yao Sanlang said softly, "I am a mushroom."
Daiyu chuckled, "Come on, follow me to the kitchen."
"What?"
"A shiitake mushroom went to the kitchen, what else can I do?"
Yao Sanlang pursed his mouth and said aggrievedly: "You know how to bully me!"
Daiyu was puzzled: "Me? When did I bully you?"
"It's disgusting to have a photographic memory! You actually memorized all the precepts to scare me, and even said that you are going to sue your brother, it's really heartless." Yes, the stupid and cute Yao Sanlang just got more and more wronged as he thought about it, squatting on the ground and sulking .The last time you saw me being beaten, you were still crying, and you turned around and used that matter to blackmail people.
Daiyu smiled sweetly, and said softly: "I was just scaring you, how could I really sue senior brother for beating you, wouldn't my heart feel bad?"
Yao Sanlang was resurrected with full blood, from a frozen polar bear to a romping husky: "Hey hey hey~"
Daiyu is speechless, to be honest, it's really easy to coax you when you are unhappy, and when I am unhappy, there are not two or three hours to coax me to be unhappy.
Then she went to the elder brother to ask for the book.
The first day of apprenticeship: I got drunk on my idol and tricked me into a flat peach.
The second day of apprenticeship: reading.
Day [-]: Reading.Go to the senior brother with the knowledge you don't understand.
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Day [-]: Reading.
No. 11 days: Practicing Qi.
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The second month: Practicing Qi.
Daiyu couldn't help but sigh with emotion, compared to the turbulent and magnificent life in the mortal world, the life on Longevity Hill seems to be only one peaceful day.
Yao Sanlang scratched the door silently: "Sister, come out for a walk, you haven't left the house for two months!"
The author has something to say: Sister Lin is actually a house girl.
Eldest brother is very tired.
I just want to ask, if I write that Brother Hou went to see his master in the three-star cave of the oblique moon, this plot has nothing to do with Daiyu, is it too crooked?