[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Chapter 147 Sentenced + Brother Monkey + Apprenticeship

Curious baby: "Why did they make an appointment?"

Chi Xiu sighed: "It's a long story, it's a ten-year-old grudge. Since the journey to the west, the relationship between Sun Wukong and Yang Erlang has become much better, and they often feast and hunt together. This monkey is not inferior if it is close. If you are far away, you will complain." If you are close, you will be disliked, and if you are far away, you will blame you.

Daiyu was a little depressed in her heart, she liked the elder brother very much, and she also liked Brother Hou very much, it seemed that the elder brother didn't like Brother Hou very much.

Chi Xiu doesn't really like to speak ill of people behind their backs: "One time when the two had a quarrel, Sun Houzi mentioned Yang Erlang's mother and sister, you know?"

Yang Erlang was also unlucky.The whole fairy world doesn't understand, Miss Yang San has such an elegant and handsome brother, how could she fall in love with mortals?

If the fairies who want to be the sister-in-law of Sanshengmu wait in line, they can line up from Nantianmen to the entrance of Daleiyin Temple.

Daiyu nodded: "I know, he used this to talk about things in Journey to the West."

Chi Xiu smiled slightly: "Yang Erlang is so arrogant and arrogant, how could he bear such an insult, so he brought Bi Mawen out again."

Daiyu giggled: "It's definitely possible to fight. But why are they fighting?"

Chi Xiu was even more amused: "Yang Erlang eats meat and Sun Houzi eats vegetarian food. The two started arguing over who is superior and who is inferior. They couldn't convince each other, so they poked each other's dead point, which made them even more angry. It's an appointment to fight. Master went to watch the excitement."

Daiyu couldn't help laughing: "Brother Monkey, cough cough cough cough, Sun Dasheng has beaten so many monsters, why do you still care about eating meat and vegetables?"

"Tsk, he doesn't like meat, so naturally he looks down on meat eaters. Which monkey in the world likes to eat meat? It's also because there have been few major events in the Three Realms in recent years. They just took advantage of this 'Battle of Two Beauty' to have fun together. The two of them When the time comes to play seriously, the master brought a box of snacks and a jug of wine when he went to watch the excitement, ha. I am too lazy to go, I will watch at home and see that there is no accident with these juniors, and there will be an accident when we arrive."

Daiyu covered her face with her fan: "Hahahaha, the battle between the two beauties, hahaha, brother has worked hard." The jokes she made were still so funny.

Chi Xiu looked at Daiyu, although he laughed for a while at the joke about the battle between the two beauties, he was still a little sad.He has raised a lot of juniors, this is easy to handle, eat if you have food, eat fruit if you don't have food, and it will be fine if you can practice without food.If you have clothes, you can wear them, and if you don’t have clothes, it’s okay to run around with bare buttocks. It’s fine to give a Taoist robe made of natural silk that can last for 1000 years.

Girls don't seem to be so easy to raise, especially her, who is not a child running around barefoot all over the mountains and plains, but a gentle and well-behaved little princess... Although he doesn't know what the princess's daily life is like, but back then When following the eldest brother, even if the girls of the Jiuli nationality are good at fighting, they still have to dress up, make jewelry with wolf teeth and animal horns, and carefully braid their hair.Well, I don't need to do these things, let Yunqi take care of it.Tsk, among the people I know, only Yang Jian has ever raised a girl, and she didn't do well.

Daiyu looked at the elder brother looking into the distance with deep eyes, and took a good look~~ "Senior brother, is that an iron-eating beast?"

"Yes, have you seen it?"

Daiyu held her face together: "I heard that it is a famous beast, but it looks so cute." The animals raised by the elder brother are very interesting.

Chi Xiu smiled slightly: "This idiot looks cute, but it's cruel and mindless. Don't just go and play with it just because it looks like a steamed bun. I've raised it for thousands of years, and it often bites me when I'm playing around. If you take one bite, you are weak in cultivation, and if you bite it off, your arms and legs will be broken, and although you can recover by taking a pill, you will still be in pain."

When the panda heard its owner scolding itself, it stood up unhappily: "Wow!!!!" The big mouth was full of small fangs.A murderous aura rushed towards the face, and a gust of evil wind swirled towards the master and the human cubs beside him.

Daiyu's face changed slightly, and she finally believed that this thing was really cruel.

(It is said that tens of thousands of years ago, the size of pandas was 5-10 times that of today.)

Chi Xiu didn't bother to scold him, anyway, he couldn't remember it anyway: "There are a lot of strange plants and trees on Longevity Mountain. The snakes you stepped on just now are those who have achieved success in cultivation. There are not many, just a few dozen. Don't pay attention to them, just step on them." Let me help you, there are many rabbit holes at the foot of the back mountain, and it is easy to sprain your feet, so be careful. There is a wolf den next to the rabbit hole, if you encounter a wolf, ride the cloud and don’t fight him.”

"(⊙o⊙) Oh!" This, is this the Wanshoushan Zoo?

Chi Xiu also warned: "There are nine waterfalls on the mountain, all of which are spiritual spring water, and you can drink them directly. The weather is hot recently, and my juniors often soak in the water. If you see them, just ignore them and just avoid them. There are waterfalls on the mountainside. A lake, the scenery is very good, it seems that there are sun, moon and stars living in it, especially when you look at it at night, the sky meets the water. Don't go alone, there is a demon dragon in the lake, the dragon,,, very lustful. You If you can't beat him, it will be troublesome if you are dragged into the water."

Daiyu didn't know what expression to use to face him: "Dragon..."

Chi Xiu smiled slightly: "Dragon is not worth anything. The mortal world calls the Son of Heaven a true Dragon Son of Heaven. I don't know what that means."

"What does that mean?"

"During the Shang and Zhou dynasties, the land was established and the princes were the son of heaven. The son of heaven is the son of heaven, and he is passed down from generation to generation. Heh, the emperor of heaven is not very happy when the son of heaven in the world calls the God of Haotian Father, but the son of heaven in the world I feel that the name is justified, and mortals believe it. Although this is a foolish strategy, as long as the people have no worries about food and clothing, they will all believe it. But it was originally said that the son of heaven is the son of the mortal emperor, and the son of the mortal emperor is the son of heaven, and What does the dragon have to do with it? The dragon is originally an auspicious beast that sows clouds and rain. It serves as an official in the heavenly court. The father of the dragon is a dragon, and the son of a dragon is also a dragon. "

Daiyu never thought about such a strange question. She stroked her hair that was blown by the mountain wind, and picked up a piece of grass to play with in her hand: "Yes, why are there such rumors?"

"Hahahaha." Chi Xiu laughed a few times, sat down on the stone beside the waterfall pool, and pointed to another stone for her to sit on: "Because those who come from ordinary backgrounds need a reason to be different, just Take out your body and say yes, dreaming of the sun in your arms, dreaming of the moon in your arms, dreaming that the golden dragon gave birth to a child, these are all nonsense."

Daiyu listened engrossed, gathered her messy skirt, sat down and continued to listen, but as soon as she sat down, she jumped up, "Ah, it's so hot."

A stone that has been exposed to the hot sun for a whole morning can be cooked even if you throw an egg on it.

"Senior brother, tell me quickly. I'll just stand and listen. Why is it just nonsense? So many books have written that the ancient sages had different appearances. Are they all fake?"

Chi Xiu said: "Your so-called sages in ancient times are people who can be seen when they meet each other. The sun is a three-legged golden crow, the moon is a toad, and the dragon is a strange beast. The golden crow and the dragon married a female fairy as their wife. Golden Crow was born, and Dragon was born by Dragon. In order to fabricate his parentage for himself, he didn’t even recognize his own father, these monarchs were laughed at after death.”

Daiyu was shocked: "Those who gave birth to a man, are they all telling lies?"

"Yes." Chi Xiu laughed: "Interesting, isn't it?"

The eagle flew back chirping, holding a phantom in its claws.

Chi Xiu raised his hand to catch Ying and Xuying, stood up and said, "Let's go. I'll let you see the elixir of flesh and bones."

He walked up leisurely and elegantly, with an eagle on his shoulder, a panda in his left hand, and a little beauty in an apricot-yellow shirt and pomegranate skirt waving a golden fan on his right.Chi Xiu looked down at her. If Daiyu didn't look up, he could only see black hair, jade hairpins, pearl hairpins, and emerald flowers. So small, just not so delicate.

Chi Xiu walked all the way, giving her lessons with divergent thinking: "This is a eucalyptus (the description of attributes is omitted)... This is a masson pine... This is a walnut tree. Green walnuts are sweet and delicious. Have you tried it?"

Daiyu said: "I have eaten it. It's strange to eat stir-fried meat."

Master will make a lot of strange ingredients to cook, probably for novelty, usually they are all delicious, and occasionally there will be a dish that is not unpalatable but particularly unappetizing.

Chi Xiu raised his eyebrows slightly: "Your cook is interesting. He made a mistake. The green walnuts can only be eaten raw or as dessert." He pulled the panda: "Go, pick some."

Watching a panda climb a tree is a kind of fascinating feeling. Although I am not familiar with him or understand him, I just think it is so cute.

The short black and thick legs pulled twice, and they reached the tree.Walnut trees are usually not too tall, no more than five meters, and the lowest branch is only about two meters, which may be because the walnuts weigh them down.

The panda scratched it with its paws, and hundreds of green walnuts fell on the ground.

Chi Xiu rolled up his sleeves and put them all away: "Enough, let's go." The panda jumped up and hugged his thigh, dragging him to prevent him from leaving, so Chi Xiu had no choice but to peel a few green walnuts and throw them into his bloody mouth .Green walnuts cannot be eaten after peeling off the shell, and the thin layer of walnut skin inside must be removed, otherwise it will be very bitter to eat.Sure enough, the panda hugged the tree and vomited.

Along the way, he pointed out to Daiyu: hazelnut trees, chestnut trees, pistachio trees, cashew nut trees, large almond trees, red pine trees specially harvesting pine nuts, and briefly talked about the way and season of eating. "Pistachio nuts and cashew nuts were obtained from the blood clan by Junior Brother Bilu when he was traveling around the world. There are no such things in the world. Where is the cocoa tree? It can make a kind of candy. I owe Bilu when I go to Africa to find someone to fight I used the saplings to pay off the debt, and the candy I made was delicious, but it took too much effort, and it took a lot of heat, so Wu Bo only made it once and would never make it again.”

This is simply the Longevity Hill Botanical Garden.

Walking along a small path, bypassing a big tree, it suddenly becomes clear that there is a forest surrounded by immortals, exotic flowers and plants, and Yushu Qionglin in front of you.I saw a big tree right in the middle, its green branches were really fragrant, and its green leaves were gloomy, but the leaves looked like plantains, with a height of more than a thousand feet straight up, and a circle of seven or eight feet under the roots.

There are countless ginseng fruits hanging on the tree, just like the stars on the Milky Way, countless.Each one is like a child.It turned out that there was a stalk on the tail. Seeing him standing on the branch, moving his hands and feet, nodding his head, there seemed to be sounds in the wind.

Daiyu was stunned: "(⊙o⊙)? Didn't you say that ginseng fruit is extremely rare? Why are there so many?" The last time I saw it, there were not so many!

Chi Xiu picked three at random, gave one to Daiyu, threw one into the panda's mouth, and ate the other by himself: "Try it, this is not a ginseng fruit, but an anti-theft device designed by Master, a fake ginseng fruit tree. The fruit on the tree It is carved out of radishes, sweet potatoes, and pears, soaked with countless charms, and it looks exactly like the real thing. Now, if the juniors make mistakes, they will be punished to make fruits."

Daiyu held the fruit with tears in her eyes: "It looks like a baby."

It's really hard to say, the queen and my master just gave birth to a baby, and the little prince I see every day looks very similar to this fruit.After breaking off an arm, there was no blood, so I licked it: "It's a radish."

Raw radish... I need scallion sauce, egg sauce, spicy sauce, and ribs, and a master to stew ribs and radish soup.

Chi Xiu clicked and bit: "Hey, they are more and more able to cut corners when they are made of wax gourds!"

Daiyu was poked at the point of laughter, and laughed all the way.

Going to the front, I saw the onlookers, as well as the tragically dead junior brother who had been separated from his head. The blood and gastric juices were all washed away.

The eagle fell down and became a person. He went out and flew a big circle, and his mood regained his calm, so he can change back.

The onlookers drew cats on the dead man's head with brushes, and forced to draw a picture of ten cats on his face.

Yao Sanlang stood at the edge of the crowd, looking as if he had nothing to do with himself, and when he saw the senior brother and sister Daiyu coming back, his eyes lit up, and he pretended to walk slowly but walked quickly to Daiyu's side .Looking away from the corner of the eye, he found that the senior brother had an extra accessory. He actually added a purse to the green robe and jade belt, and he knew it was made by Daiyu. ╭(╯^╰)╮!

Chi Xiu said flatly, "Go, play with them."

Are your brains fake?You spend ten pictures of cats on the face of a miserable mouse, you...

How did I teach you to be like this?

The panda screamed, stood up taller than Chi Xiu, and jumped on it happily.

The crowd scattered in panic, those who fell fell into the ground, those who jumped into the room flew away, and those who hit the wall cast an invisibility spell and merged with the wall.

Chi Xiu sighed and washed his junior brother's face. After washing his face, he took the soul and put it in. He put the head and cavity together, said a spell, connected the body and head, took out a pill, stuffed it into his mouth, and held it in his hand again. Squeeze out a handful of juice from the leftover wax gourd to take Jindan.

"Daiyu, you go back to the house, I want to interrogate them, don't scare you." It was the naughty egg-painted cat.Ten cat pictures, right? Do you like drawing?Let Junior Brother Mouse draw a picture of eight maggots on his face!

Daiyu said: "Yes." You want to tie people to a tree and beat them, right?I do not want to look.

Yao Sanlang walked back gently and straightly: "I'll send my sister back."

Chi Xiu saw that he studied hard recently, performed well, his hands and face were clean, and he stood far away just now, so maybe it wasn't him who did it. "Go."

The two left, and Chi Xiu heard behind him calling names one by one.

Back in the house, it was still the same room that was assigned to Daiyu, with one light and one dark, and the mattress on the bed was covered.Sitting in the outside room, Daiyu was very shocked and said: "I saw a fake ginseng fruit tree! The elder brother gave me one, it was made of radish!" When she was shocked, she ate it up unconsciously.

Yao Sanlang's eyes were full of tears: "It's not important." He pretended to hold her hand excitedly: "Sister, save me! I didn't draw that picture, it was my idea."

Daiyu grabbed his hand with her backhand: "You, brother Sanlang, is what you said true? Why are you so naughty?"

Yao Sanlang grieved and flattened his mouth awkwardly: "I'm used to it..."

Seeing my seniors not doing bad things, I always feel unaccustomed.

He explained: "I deliberately squeezed my voice and hid behind the crowd. I probably won't find out that it's me."

Daiyu felt that he would find out for sure, the elder brother is very powerful, she sighed, reached out her hand to close his eyes, and stroked him: "This is how life should be, there is no cure, rest in peace." You sound like you are dying Version statement.

Yao Sanlang only felt that those hands were extremely soft, softer than the clouds in the sky, softer than silk clothes, soft and hot, and there was a lingering fragrance when he brushed them.The touched soul is fluttering and swaying: "Hey hey~"

Only then did Daiyu realize that she withdrew her hand and blushed: "What are you laughing at? Now, whoever can save you, you can hope for blessings. If I don't tell Eldest Brother, I'll be doing my best."

Yao Sanlang sniffled and pretended to cry: "If I die, remember to come to my grave and cry."

Daiyu took out a handkerchief and wiped the corners of her eyes: "Brother Sanlang, don't worry, I will definitely sprinkle wine and boiled fish soup to pay tribute to you. Hey, blah, blah."

Yao Sanlang sneered and also laughed: "Elder Brother, if you don't find out, it's fine. If you figure out it's me, you must be tied up and beaten. You...don't look."

Daiyu sighed: "Since you know you will be beaten, why do you do such a thing?"

"Tsk, sister, you have never done naughty things, and you don't know the fun in it."

Daiyu rolled her eyes at him: "I don't want to know."

Yao Sanlang laughed happily: "You made the pouch on the belt of Senior Brother Chi Xiu, it has your breath, how can you make him a pouch?"

The insurmountable mountain wears a purse from my goddess and hits me, oops, it hurts more than usual.

Daiyu said with a smile: "As the saying goes, one word is a teacher. The elder brother has taught me so much, so it is only natural to give him a gift."

Yao Sanlang remembered that he had just peeked at Daiyu peeking at the elder brother and the idiot playing in the water, and felt depressed, hum, you blushed like that at that time, and you were talking and laughing with him all the way, it didn't seem to be taken for granted.So jealous!I suspect that my goddess is in love with someone else.He was full of resentment: "I also taught you a lot."

Daiyu smiled and said, "Didn't I give you a purse?"

Yao Sanlang complained even more: Do you know the difference between sending a purse and sending a purse?Yes, you have given purses to your parents, Fourth Sister Wen, the Empress, and the Supreme Emperor, but they were for the elders.The purse that was given to me was the only one given to a handsome man of the right age... the meaning is different, now that he is given to the more handsome brother Chi Xiu, I feel that my purse has been eclipsed along with me.

Daiyu didn't realize it, she still didn't understand the style, just like her idol, Brother Monkey, who stayed with the Seven Fairies in the Peach Garden, and ended up eating peaches.

At this moment, someone knocked on the door, and it was Zishu's voice: "Sanlang~Yunqi~Junior Brother Yunqi~ Come out~Brother has something to ask you~" It seemed that he was in a good mood and happy.

Yao Sanlang opened the door dejectedly: "Eldest senior brother knows?"

Zi Shu covered his mouth and smiled: "Hehehe, if you want others to know you have to do nothing, a good man dares to be brave, go and tie yourself up yourself, don't let the elder brother bother you."

He glanced into the room: "Junior Sister Daiyu, your suit matches well. The apricot yellow shirt not only goes well with the red skirt, but also looks good with the deep purple pleated skirt. Your face is so red, you must It was on the road, hurry up..." Ten secret recipes for sunscreen maintenance.

Dazed, Daiyu followed what he said, using spiritual energy to run on several acupoints that can beautify the skin, washed her face with mountain spring water, and took a mint leaf in her mouth.Sure enough, it is very comfortable to go to refreshment. "Senior brother Zishu, you know a lot, and it's rich and detailed."

Thinking of his obsession with his own beauty, looking at his face, he is really amazing, with a pretty melon-shaped face, with exquisite facial features that cannot pick out any flaws, a pair of bright eyes seem to contain stars, and there is a soft, bright and dreamy light on his body: "You are so beautiful." This is really true.

Zishu opened his mouth slightly in surprise and excitement, and stared at little stars: "Oh, junior sister, you are so kind, you have good vision, beautiful and honest. Now I don't understand as well as before. After I took the golden pill, I became more negligent. I was not as good-looking as you, but you are really beautiful, just pay attention to it, and you need to take care of it if you are ugly like me. You see, I adjusted my eyes a little, put The phoenix eyes squeezed into peach blossom eyes, and the brothers all said there was no difference." They also said that I was a girl!

With the tenderness and delicateness unique to girls and the careful observation unique to a person who can draw, Daiyu replied: "You have also trimmed your eyebrows." Although I don't remember what it was like last time, it is probably different.

Zi Shu was overjoyed, and admitted that he had shortened his long moth eyebrows and made them thicker. He told her about the skin care that should be paid attention to on the mountain, and then went to the small courtyard in the middle of the disciples' residence. .

Yao Yunqi and a senior named Mu Ce were tied to a tree. Both of them had only a pair of trousers left on them, and their clothes were thrown on the branch next to them.His body is as thin and slender as a boy's, white as a piece of beautiful jade, his arms are slender and soft, and there is a little fat on his stomach, which also looks soft.

Daiyu: "Ah!" She covered her eyes.

Ah, it's so annoying, what day is it today, why can I always see... I'm so shy.

If Fourth Sister Wen was here, she would definitely sigh: Today is a good day, what a blessing to see!After all, people have different qualities.

Wutan said: "Second junior sisters, are you here?" Everyone roared with laughter.

Zi Shu stomped her feet angrily: "Who is your junior sister? There is no distinction between men and women who can tell fortunes!" I just love beauty, I don't think of myself as a girl, men and women like women, I know it very well!

Daiyu pretended not to hear, and pulled out her fan to cover her face, looking at the sky and the earth, but she did not look at Yao Sanlang's slender body, which was not as good-looking as the elder brother: "Okay, elder brother Sanlang is really worthy of being a god, he can pinch and count, and he has the ability to know the prophet It's sublime."

Yao Sanlang stared at the sky speechlessly: "Don't come and see after I told you, why are you disobedient?"

Daiyu snorted coquettishly: "Hmph, you just don't obey me, what can you do?"

Yao Sanlang sighed: "If you cry later, I don't have time to coax you."

"You don't need to coax me, I'm not Miss Jiao who hasn't seen blood before." Daiyu was quite optimistic, and didn't feel that she would be beaten badly.If it was really a bad fight, would Yao Sanlang and his senior brothers not change their minds after repeated admonitions, and the faces of the angry senior brothers would turn black?

It must be that the senior elder brother pampered them, saying that they were tied up and beaten, but they were just whipped a few times with a leather whip. Although it hurt at the time, they were untied and ate the elixir, and the clouds disappeared within a day.I don't remember pain, I don't remember beatings, and I don't remember being punished for making mistakes.

As soon as she turned her head, she was stunned! _?

Brother Chi Xiu came with a whip: it was four feet long, and the handle was the same as the handle of the sword. The front of the whip was thinner and the back was thicker. The iron bumps, the tip of the whip is square and tapered, with a sharp point, and the body of the whip is more than an inch thick.

There is a round brass guard on the handle.The whip weighs thirty catties, and the whole body is made of iron-this thing can kill people in one go!

With a majestic and indifferent expression, Chi Xiu handed out the steel whip: "A Bao, you come and beat me."

Bi Lu walked over: "Don't look."

Daiyu dodged obediently with teary eyes, she really couldn't bear to witness the scene of blood flying everywhere.

Chi Xiu: "Yunqi, you told me that you have learned and corrected, and you didn't do it yourself. I am very relieved. Hit it three times."

Yao Sanlang was dejected: "Yes, thank you senior brother."

Daiyu was already crying: "Yi ying ying"

Chi Xiu sighed: "Mu Ce, you, you, do you want to listen to his ideas? Why don't others do it, but you are under his orders. Hit him six times."

Mu Ce began to cry: "Senior brother, I was wrong. Can you hit me twice for my first offense? Uh... ah ah ah ah!"

A scream.

Daiyu avoided it but just went to the wall without looking, and heard the scream, even though it wasn't Yao Sanlang's scream, it made her feel uncomfortable, the scream was so miserable that she could hear it even if she covered her ears.Crying, crying, even more frightened after hearing the six screams.

Bi Lu comforted: "It's okay, don't cry, when Yun Qi was beaten, he didn't cry like you are now."

Yao Sanlang gritted his teeth and didn't say a word, he was afraid that she would be worried if she heard it, and she cried when she left just now, the last thing he wanted was to make her cry, but he made her cry again.Anyway, I got used to being beaten often, and it didn't hurt as much as the first time I was beaten.

If I don't shout out, she won't feel my pain, right?

Daiyu covered her ears and cried tears like rain: "Did he get knocked unconscious?"

Bi Lu thought it was amused: "Don't worry, he can resist the blow."

Take care of the wool!Ah, I'm even more worried after hearing this, okay?

Bi Lu said: "Okay." Although he didn't scream, the beating sounded.

Daiyu moved over in small steps, not because she was afraid, but because her legs were weak.Eldest brother is so fierce... I thought he was very gentle.

Yao Sanlang was holding on to the tree and was trying to fix his own broken leg. There were no tears on his face, and his face was slightly pale, but he was still in good spirits: "Yo, sister, do you want me to coax you?"

Daiyu cried beautifully, she walked over to support him, shedding silent tears like rain, she said in a low voice, "From now on, you should change everything."

Yao Sanlang laughed heartlessly: "Hahahaha, it's worth dying for you to cry for me. It's all right, the beating doesn't hurt at all, you see I didn't even cry out, brother Mu Ce did it It's so miserable, it's just pretending to coax senior brother, don't take it seriously."

Mu Ce's head was sweating profusely from the pain, his lips trembled, and he cried again: "I also want to have a soft little junior sister to comfort me..."

Huangfu said: "I can satisfy half of you." As he spoke, he rubbed his 'soft' tail on his body.

Mu Ce yelled even worse, and then Huangfu set his broken bone, but not everyone is as good at setting his own bone as Yao Yunqi.

While speaking, Yao Sanlang connected his legs, and walked away triumphantly and flaunting his power, holding the goddess' little hand.

As if nothing happened, he went back to the house and continued talking privately.

Daiyu was in awe (very gloomy): "How did the senior brother set the criminal law? Did you just say it casually?"

Yao Sanlang smiled, stood up and took out a book from the bookshelf in her room: "Look at the precepts of Guannei. Eldest Brother likes the Legalists, and we use the rule of law."

Daiyu took the letter doubtfully and flipped through it, and sure enough, every item was clearly written.

Precept No. 11: Raising noise and abetting trouble is the same crime as the perpetrator. One whip will be punished, and other crimes will be halved.

Precept No. 18: It is not allowed to maliciously frighten the other party with things that the other party fears, and offenders will be punished with two whips.

Precept No. 40 five items: It is not allowed to draw insulting things on people's faces when they are in a coma/drowsy/fainted state.Violators are punished with two whips.

She had nothing to say about it: "It's written so clearly, why do you want to commit a crime?"

Yao Sanlang said with a smile: "There are too many regulations, too comprehensive. He ordered many interesting things not to be done, so I had to take a big risk."

Daiyu said angrily: "I cried for you for nothing. You are so mad at me. They call Senior Brother Zishu Junior Sister, and someone will laugh at me because my eyes are swollen from crying. It's all your fault." .”

Yao Sanlang smiled happily: "Yes, yes, it's my fault."

The next two days were calm and indifferent, she continued to study hard, and Yao Sanlang was caught by the elder brother to make up lessons.He was so dizzy and dizzy that he was not allowed to sleep.Chi Xiu: "Yunqi, you are already an immortal who has cultivated the Tao, and you still want to sleep? How slack!"

Turning around: "Daiyu, it's late at night, why don't you go to rest? Zishu specifically told me, what will happen if the little girl doesn't sleep at night... Go."

Daiyu added in her heart: dark circles under the eyes, rough and yellow skin, and dull eyes.

Get up to leave, go back to sleep.

Yao Sanlang scratched the textbook silently: "Brother, I also need to sleep."

I want to lie next to Daiyu, she is asleep, and I pretend to be asleep.

Chi Xiu said: "Break through the current bottleneck and let you go to sleep." I don't believe it anymore, even if you and I practice like this, even if we lie down for a few hours, can we fall asleep?Can't sleep at all!waste time!

When Daiyu woke up, she felt refreshed and filled with aura.While washing and dressing up, Zi Shu came over and knocked on the door: "Junior Sister, are you awake? Master is coming back today, and senior brother arranged for you to have an apprenticeship today, so you can dress up a bit."

Daiyu opened the door in surprise and joy: "Great! Brother, I forgot to bring rouge and gouache when I came here. Can you lend me yours?" Otherwise, ask Yao Sanlang to go back and get it.

Zi Shu was overjoyed: "That's great!" His room was full of strange fragrances, and there were all kinds of fragrant cakes, fragrant pills, balsam, and sachets.There are countless eyebrows and rouge.

He introduced the mouth fat: "Pomegranate Jiao, Da Hong Chun, Xiao Hong Chun, Nen Wu Xiang, Ban Bian Jiao, Wan Jin Hong, Sheng Tan Xin, Lu Zhu Er, Nei Jia Yuan, Tian Gong Qiao, Luo Er Yin, Light Red Heart, Orangutan Halo, Xiao Zhulong, Ge Shuangtang, and Meihuanu. I made them all myself, which one do you like?" Each one has a slight color difference, ranging from light pink to bright red and orange.

Daiyu was calm and composed, not shocked: "Xiao Hongchun's color is similar to the one I'm used to, and it's brighter." It was very girlish rosy, similar to her own lip color.

Zi Shu picked up the bottle and saw that he had never used it before: "Here is for you." Then he began to talk about the production steps, from choosing flowers to coloring, twisting flower juice, refining almond oil, and adding beeswax to the beehive in the back mountain , all the way to save.

Daiyu listened silently, really found it interesting: "I've only heard of adding honey, what's the use of adding beeswax?"

Apply thin powder, lightly sweep the crescent eyebrows, and a little red on the vermilion lips.Doesn't look like makeup, just a little added color.

I went back and looked through the clothes. Among them, the water blue and light green silk clothes are the most light and simple, without any embroidery.She thought about it, and the tender green clashed with the big brother, and it didn't suit her, so she wore light blue.

Swallowing a bigu pill for breakfast is fine, but it is sweet and delicious.

Listening to the senior brother explaining the process of apprenticeship ceremony: "You wait in the back hall, and come out when I call you out. I am a compliment, you just obey and do what you say."

After an hour, mighty immortals came in the clouds, including a golden and furry monkey wearing brocade clothes and a golden crown, and an elegant and handsome fairy wearing white clothes and holding an ink fan with a distinct aura.

Immortal Zhenyuan pressed down his cloud head, Chi Xiu went up to meet him: "Disciple welcomes Master."

Great Immortal Zhenyuan nodded happily: "Everyone, Pindao accepted a little female apprentice today. I am really happy. After watching the ceremony, there will be a ginseng and fruit banquet in Wuzhuang Temple. Everyone will have a share."

The monkey was so happy that he almost turned his head: "What a great fairy, good brother, thank you very much!"

Immortal Zhenyuan smiled very nicely.

When we arrived at the main hall, Immortal Zhenyuan sat under the word 'Heaven and Earth': "Come on."

There is a monkey squatting on the Taishi chair on the left, and Yang Erlang is sitting on the right. Yang Erlang has some doubts in his eyes, what kind of female apprentice is this, why is he willing to celebrate so much?When Mother Jin received her daughter, she was not willing to bring out the flat peaches.

Daiyu, who was dressed very elegantly, was called out. Fortunately, she was someone who had seen the world, otherwise she would have been frightened by this crowd of people.A futon was placed in the middle of the ground. She held the box in her hand, looked down at her feet without squinting, and walked forward with the solemnity of the ceremony when she was conferred the princess last year.

Chi Xiu: "Kneel~"

"Gift~" Daiyu held up the tray, which contained the psychic jade of the sealer's vigilante, and three hand-embroidered purses.

Wu Tan took the tray from her with a calm, almost expressionless face, and brought it to the master.

"Bye~"

"Bye~"

"Goodbye~~~Li Cheng."

Immortal Zhenyuan happily inspected the audience: "Disciple, get up."

"Yes, Master." Daiyu stood up, a little bit at a loss.And then, what to do next?

"Disciple, come here." Zhenyuan Daxian said: "Mingyue, take a golden hammer and hit twenty ginseng fruits." He laughed and said, "My little disciple, how about my little disciple?"

Daiyu walked in front of him slowly, Chi Xiu pulled her with invisible strength, brought her to stand beside him.

Daiyu looked at it overjoyed, she really deserves the title of Monkey King, it's so beautiful!Wait a moment?Twenty ginseng fruits?true or false?

The monkey scratched his head and said to himself: "Your apprentice is secretly giving me glances behind you."

For the ginseng fruit, he praised: "Not bad. What did I give you? Let me see?"

Jumping over to look, he took a look at the jade and said, "Whose soul, this jade is so familiar..." It is also the remains of Nuwa's sky repairing stone, so of course it is familiar.

Daiyu blinked her big eyes, and looked at Brother Hou from an unimaginably close distance, so cute!

Just like in the book, lively and funny, idol~

The monkey jumped in front of her: "Little girl, have you seen me?" The monkey was not tall, half a head taller than her.

Daiyu blushed, sniffing the scent of pine needles all over his body, raised her eyes slightly, and said softly: "I have admired him for a long time, but I have never seen him."

What a beautiful monkey!Beautiful and fierce, with the fragrance of grass and trees on her body, it is better to meet her than to be famous.

The monkey grandson laughed loudly, and jumped up to the young and handsome fairy in white: "Yang Erlang, you show off how many fairies admire you all day long, what, those who admire you are for power, and those who admire my old grandson are only natural!" Innocence."

Yang Erlang didn't even bother to talk to him, he just beat him for a few days, and he wasn't angry at all.

Feng Ya said indifferently: "Okay, congratulations, your elder brother accepts an apprentice, you as an uncle must present a good congratulatory gift, don't embarrass the name of Monkey King. I heard that you also saved a gourd of Laojun The golden elixir, and three flat peaches."

Sitting under him was an immortal dressed in black, majestic and dignified, he also laughed and echoed: "Brother Yang's words are very good."

Sun Wukong: "Tsk! Evil Yang Xiaoer..."

Zhenyuan Daxian said: "Brother, although it is a big deal to recruit disciples for my brother, it is not worth Laojun's Nine-Turn Golden Elixir. You can just take a flat peach."

Hmph, I asked you to overthrow my ginseng fruit tree, and it hasn't grown back yet!

He winked at Chi Xiu: take her and Pantao to withdraw, it will be difficult to fight after a while.

The monkey was forced to take out a flat peach from his mouth as a gift. Yes, from his mouth, the monkey can store things in his mouth. Yes, follow